Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 15
"Lily, you are so cute! Let me give you a hug first!" Zhao Lanlan embraced Lili enthusiastically, and rubbed her body vigorously.

Lilly herself has stated that she doesn't want to be cute at all.Now she finally understands what the director said about a logo dress that day. It is really a piece, and it is a whole piece, except for the zipper and the two openings of the duckbill. She suspects that the director is playing word games with her. Also played quite a big.

The chubby and fluffy white duck doll costume is put on Lili, which makes Lili sway when she walks, and her movements are clumsy and cute. In addition, her indifferent face from the duck's mouth is in stark contrast , Lin Luo and Director Wu supported the wall, laughing so hard that they couldn't stand upright.

"Okay, have you laughed enough? Give me some face, Lili! Stop laughing!" Zhao Lanlan couldn't stand the two grown men, who showed no gentlemanly demeanor at all, and pointed out the mistake seriously.

The two of them suppressed their smiles seriously, then looked at Lili pretending to be calm, did not hold back for ten seconds, both raised their hands in surrender, turned their heads and covered their mouths and laughed wildly.

Well, these two live treasures, she, King Lily, has a lot of adults, so don't bother with them!Lili tried her best to convince herself to be calm and not to cause trouble. It is important to make money at work, and to have a good relationship with colleagues is a necessary workplace skill for workers.

Lin Luo and Director Wu finally finished laughing, and they started today's punishment.

The punishment content of the first issue of "Chasing Ducks and Beating Workers": The guests of the losing group went to the street to promote the program, interviewed 100 passers-by about their careers, and used it as an Easter egg at the end of the variety show.

Lily accidentally became the mascot doll, holding a microphone and handing it to passers-by's mouths.This big white fat duck is indeed very photogenic. After the interview, passersby asked to take a photo with Lily.

Lili was embraced by men, women, young and old, and she said that she sacrificed her body for the program group!Through such a thick plush doll clothes, although I can't feel the touch, I am really tired of kindness.

We only interviewed more than 30 passers-by in the morning. Many of them ran away like a ghost when they saw the camera.

In the summer, the weather was really hot, and Lily was forced to wear this heavy duck suit. Inside the doll, her clothes were soaked with sweat, and it was sticky and sticky on her body, which was really uncomfortable.

Lili felt God's malice, the sun scorched her so much that she almost lost her senses, her feet were soft, and she almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Zhao Lanlan had quick eyesight and quick hands, so she helped her up. Go get some cold drinks and come over to cool Lily down.

Zhao Lanlan asked distressedly: "Why don't you take off this doll costume first and rest for a while! Director Wu is also right. It's so inhumane to let a girl like you wear this. It's still such a hot weather!"

Lili leaned close to Zhao Lanlan and told the truth embarrassingly: "I'm completely soaked, and I have nothing to wear after taking off the doll costume, so I can only make do with it."

"I have spare clothes here. I'm about the same size as you. Why don't I go to the bathroom to change now?" Zhao Lanlan took Lili's plush doll's hand, and pulled Lili to the nearest hotel's bathroom without saying anything.

Lily took off her wet clothes and put on Zhao Lanlan's casual clothes. She finally calmed down and was about to leave the bathroom with the big white fat duck doll suit, but unfortunately, she heard an unharmonious sound outside. , are the mua, mua sounds made by men and women passionately kissing each other, and the moans and groans filled with pornographic images.

Lili felt a little embarrassed when she heard it, why did she have any public morality in doing such things in the toilet in broad daylight!
I only heard the woman's coquettish words: "Don't be so anxious! We don't do well here, or I will open a room upstairs and wait for you!"

The man breathed heavily and replied: "No, I want it now. I have to go back to filming in a moment. I don't have time to accompany you. Three or ten minutes. Can you do it now?"

Lili really couldn't bear the shameless words of these two guys, and really wanted to escape from this toilet!She wondered if she had offended the Great Toilet Immortal, and she couldn't get any good things here every time.

"You're so bad, come on!" As soon as the woman finished speaking, the man couldn't wait to act. The action was a bit violent. The two of them moved and knocked against the door outside the toilet. Fortunately, they bumped into Lili Lily just opened the door and was about to go out. When she was hit like this, a scene of social death happened.

Lily's head was hit hard by the door, and she shouted subconsciously. The two people who were about to do something important stopped immediately. Lili knew that she had been exposed, so she poked her head out from the door timidly, and slapped him friendly. Say hello: "Hi, good afternoon!"

The scene of the three of them confronting stiffly made people really overwhelmed. Fortunately, Zhao Lanlan, who was waiting outside, yelled into the toilet in time, urging Lili to hurry up.

Lili received the help signal, and moved out of the suffocating bathroom in a flash.

Finally returned to the shooting team, Lili still patted her chest with lingering fears. For the next shoot, Director Wu also had a bit of conscience. He didn't let Lili continue to wear the big white duck doll costume, but let Lili stand aside while supporting the flat big white duck doll As a character background board, this operation is really a bit embarrassing.As a conscientious migrant worker, she obeyed obediently.

When Lily was busy, she didn’t know that she had quietly climbed into the trending search: #Hahaha!Toilet cleaning superwoman Lily#
Lili's toilet cleaning ad two weeks ago was finally launched. It was broadcast as a pre-video ad on an unknown small website. Unfortunately, after being found by sharp-eyed netizens, it spread at an unpredictable speed. A large| Fans from Bosnia and Herzegovina came and left messages under the advertising video.

"Heixinli dared to imitate my childhood idol Ultraman, is she worthy?"

"This director's brain hole can swallow the earth, hahaha, I laughed to death"

"How much courage does Heixinli have to shoot this commercial! Hot eyes, who really deserves what kind of commercial!"

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With the sand sculpture advertisement, Lili successfully occupied the top spot in the new material list of Xiaopozhan, and also won the No. 1 latest funny emoticon package.

Lili disliked the distorted expression of the smelly toilet, accompanied by the text: Hey ~ you stinky toilet!It is used to throw face at some annoying people, or to quarrel with couples and friends, or to scold in jokes.

The magic turns into a superwoman, with the text: Don't mess with me, be careful, I will scare you to death with my transformation!

Super big toilet cleaning gun to fight monsters, accompanying text: Go to hell!I want to destroy the world!There are also some workers who open their minds and turn it into: Go to hell, boss! (Get rid of this boss, I will be the boss!) (Let me work overtime again, I will shoot you!) (You have been held hostage by me, raise your salary quickly!)
Lili imitated Ultraman at a 45-degree angle, looking up at the sky firmly with her eyes, and then leaping gracefully, with the accompanying text: You human beings are left to fend for themselves, I want to go to heaven! (It's time to fly against the sky!)

After Lili completed the punishment task, the staff looked at her with a smile in their eyes. She didn't understand. Except for the funny time when she was wearing a duck suit today, she was quite normal at other times, and there was no point in laughing!Why is everyone acting weird!

Lily opened her Weibo and found out that she had been on the hot search again for no apparent reason. She was still the one responsible for the shame of life and the advertisement for toilet cleaner. She really wanted to dig a hole and bury herself. Why should the advertisement be broadcast at this time? !Her whitewashing index hasn't slowed down yet!Wouldn’t this frighten the audience and ruin the whitewash, right?

Lili opened the post with trepidation, and found that apart from the usual scolding, there were also some voices of support. Her scapegoat finally grew some white spots, and the hard work in the variety show was not in vain.

Seeing the hope of being cleansed, Lili was in a particularly good mood and kept a bright smile on her face. Wang Jing felt weird looking at it, and asked curiously, "What is so happy about?"

"I have a hunch that I will have a chance to make money soon, and the time to pay off my debts can be brought forward!" Lili followed the routine of the entertainment circle, once the character showed signs of whitewashing, those merchants would pay close attention to it. Opportunity, act first, buy goods at a low price, find someone to shoot something, wait for the character to be successfully cleaned up, become popular, release it, and immediately earn a big bargain.

The smile on Wang Jing's face froze, as if someone couldn't wait to run away from him!Inexplicably feeling a little unhappy, with a cold face, driving seriously, ignoring someone in the back seat, getting rich fantasy trilogy.

(End of this chapter)