Hurry up, daughter-in-law, come to the bowl

Chapter 98 Pretend to be a fool
"Since I was not stupid before, I will not be impulsive, and I will live for a long time for you."

Feng Zhi's mouth moved, but he didn't say much, he just nodded, "Then you have to remember this sentence well, and don't let any accident happen to you."

"Well, if you encounter someone who is unreasonable, just call back directly. You must not let yourself get hurt, or the lady will worry."

Feng Zhi: "..."

It is said that if you listen to too much sweet talk, you will get diabetes. I don’t know if the imperial doctor can cure it?
Qi Ye breathed a sigh of relief and finally coaxed his ancestors into peace. However, because he made a mistake today, Qi Ye couldn't eat meat at night and could only chat with his wife under the blanket.

"Madam, you will enter the palace tomorrow. Just leave that woman Jimo Yan to me. You can just be responsible for staying by my side beautifully."

"Well, let them see how powerful my husband is."

Feng Zhi's tone was full of pride. Seeing Qi Ye's heart itching, he just thought that they would enter the palace tomorrow, and it would probably be another fierce battle. He felt sorry for his wife, so naturally he did nothing.

"Well, let's go to sleep."

"Uh-huh."

Feng Zhi nodded and closed his eyes, completely unaware of how many thoughts flashed through Qi Ye's mind just now.

The next morning, Qi Ye and Feng Zhi woke up very early.

"I woke up really early today, so I slept in late all because of you!"

Feng Zhi looked at Qi Ye filled with righteous indignation, and said confidently.

Qi Ye: "..."

All right, he took the blame.

Qi Ye dressed Feng Zhi without saying a word, and Feng Zhi felt that he was probably a cripple in Qi Ye's eyes.

But she didn't reject Qi Ye's kindness, she just wore it, anyway, his skills are quite good.

"Nowadays, banquets are popularly held at night. I really don't understand what the people in power think. Doesn't holding banquets at night give some people an opportunity?"

Feng Zhi was reading the storybook, eating snacks and complaining.

Qi Ye looked at her helplessly, unable to stop her mouth.

"If you have free time, you might as well worry about your husband's welfare."

Feng Zhi immediately shut up, and started to eat the pastries silently, never mentioning what she just said.

Qi Ye really wants to roll his eyes, it's the duty of husband and wife, why can't he have an open and honest talk, every time he comes here he will be silent, doesn't he just know that he is reluctant to force her.

Feng Zhi glanced at Qi Ye secretly, and saw that although Qi Ye wanted to roll his eyes, he was still very tolerant of herself, and she suddenly felt that she seemed very willful.

"Well, you can have benefits, but you have to restrain yourself, I have to get up the next day, or they will make fun of me."

Feng Zhi's voice was like a kitten, scratching Qi Ye's heart was itching, he didn't even want to go to the palace to attend the banquet of Lao Shi's womb, he just wanted to have sex with his wife.

"Let me tell you, don't make any crazy ideas, and don't let outsiders see the joke."

"What joke?"

Qi Ye was a little curious about what kind of joke could make her so upset.

Feng Zhi glanced at Qi Ye, then turned around and looked around. After making sure there was no one around, he whispered quietly into Qi Ye's ear.

"If I can't get out of bed, they will definitely think I'm a sick person, and my usual publicity is just pretending."

Qi Ye: "..."

With a 'plop' sound, a person fell from a tree in the yard.

"Yunfeng! You overheard me!"

Yun Feng stood up from the ground, patted his clothes, and casually looked in the direction of Feng Zhi and Qi Ye.

"It's not my fault this time. I stood on the tree to see the scenery. Who would have thought that you would say such a thing. Sorry, I really couldn't control it."

Yun Feng smiled awkwardly, Feng Zhi felt that this person's smile was very embarrassing.

"Husband, beat him!"

"Fuck, Feng Zhi, you are a lunatic, didn't you just hear you talking, as for?"

Yunfeng ran away after finishing speaking, nonsense, if he didn't run again, he would probably be finished!

It's rare for a lady to seek comfort from herself, so Qi Ye naturally had to save face, and said flatly, "Qi Hao."

"Yes, my lord."

Qi Hao immediately chased after him. Even though it was far away, Feng Zhi could still vaguely hear Yun Feng's wail. When Feng Zhi heard it, he couldn't hide the smile on his face.

Far away from Fengzhi, Qi Hao and Yunfeng stood opposite each other.

"Please."

Qi Hao, who was standing in front of Yunfeng, said calmly.

"You forced me to do this, so don't blame me for being rude."

Qi Hao was always on guard, but he never thought that his defense would be useless at all.

"Ah! Fuck, why did you hit me!"

"Aww, it hurts...don't hit, don't hit!"

……

Qi Hao: "..."

Isn't the person in front of me really crazy?
"Brother, please give me some face. We will have a lot of time to work together in the future. Keep a line in everything. I really want to see you in the future."

Qi Hao finished reading the words on the note that Yunfeng took out word by word. He suddenly felt that the world had become a world he didn't understand, and he suddenly had a feeling that he had derailed from the world.

Why are people acting so coquettishly now?Is it because he can't hold a knife?

Yunfeng blinked his eyes desperately, his eyes cramped when he wanted to blink, according to the lady, cute boys can easily make their dreams come true, he didn't believe it before, but now he can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Qi Hao: "..."

Maybe the princess's previous guess was right, and this man might really be a woman.

Fortunately, Feng Zhi wasn't here, otherwise she would have let Yun Feng and Qi Hao fight. She had clearly regretted why Yun Feng was not a woman.

It's better now. When you come to him, you become Yunfeng, maybe a woman. Isn't this difference a bit big?

"Are you a woman?"

Yunfeng: "..."

"Labor and capital are men! Pure men!"

Yunfeng felt that his masculine dignity had been insulted, and he didn't want to think about anything now. He really wanted to see him in the future. He just wanted to beat up the man in front of him who doubted his masculine dignity.

"Ahem... Brother, stay on the front line when doing things, I really want to see you in the future."

"Who is your brother, he will disappear in the future, draw your sword."

Yunfeng even shook his hair, but later found that his hair was tied up, and there was no reaction after shaking it.

Yunfeng: "..."

Qi Hao: "..."

Yunfeng's face turned red. When he saw Qi Hao looking at him, he suddenly made a move towards Qi Hao. Qi Hao had no choice but to keep avoiding.

"What the hell are these two playing?"

"One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, but neither of them tried their best."

Qi Ye glanced at Qi Hao and Yun Feng who were fighting and said.

"Who do you think is stronger?"

"What aspect are you referring to?"

"Ah?" Feng Zhi was stunned, what else could there be?
"You rascal!"

Feng Zhi blushed, pushed Qi Ye away and walked towards the yard.

(End of this chapter)