Doomsday koi set up street stalls in the wilderness

Chapter 368 Why Don't I Have a Male Match?

"..." Shan Peng and the fat man looked at each other, they had never done it before, the fat man looked at the rabbit and the pheasant, "Pull out the hairs one by one?"

"You can choose to eat it, it depends on your personal preference," Bai Xiaoxiao looked at the fat man as if looking at a fool.

Shan Peng, who was about to speak, opened his mouth, but finally shut his mouth decisively, and pulled the fat man's clothes, "Go and boil the water, I remember this kind of baldness, you should scald it with hot water first. "

The fat man glanced at Shan Peng aggrievedly, "Don't you know how to blame me? Xiaoxiao, it's really cruel! I have a psychological shadow on women now! What should I do if I can't find a wife in the future!"

The corner of Shan Peng's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the aggrieved fat man speechlessly, "It's okay, she was joking, which means she is very familiar with you, go and boil the water, I don't bring much meat here, I just take instant noodles , today we have fresh meat."

The fat man nodded, and finally made a grimace at Bai Xiaoxiao, but Bai Xiaoxiao looked straight at him before he could withdraw his expression. The fat man's face was stiff, "It's just like a death scene!" The fat man patted himself face, and then turned his head stiffly, "I'm going to boil the water...hahahaha...embarrassed..."

So embarrassing!

Shan Peng on the side almost laughed crazy. The fat man is white and chubby. He is not very fat. He is about 1 meters tall. He has a round face and weighs about [-] to [-] pounds. In fact, It really doesn't look like he is fat, but because of his chubby little face, he looks chubby, like a young lady.

Shan Peng is very glad that he didn't really die for love at that moment before. In fact, there are many beautiful things in the world. Maybe it is true that as Bai Xiaoxiao said, he and his family Yueyue have no destiny, and he will take Yueyue with him. survive.

When he goes out from here, he will take Yueyue's ashes and travel around their world, and accompany Yueyue to see every inch of the world.

They also talked about that the wish of the two of them is to earn enough money, travel around and then find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to settle down. There is a small river, fish in the river, and mountains in the distance. mushrooms.

When they want to eat meat, the two of them help each other to make a few traps and hunt a few rabbits and pheasants. If they want to eat fish, they go to the creek in front of the house to catch fish and shrimp.

That kind of perfect comfortable life, they work at sunrise and rest at sunset. If they want to look around, they close the gate and drive around in the RV. When they are tired from walking, they go home to rest.

Once when they were thinking about their future, the two of them reached a very unified opinion. Not long after they finished talking, his roommates over there were still laughing at the two of them, saying that he and Yueyue were both Daydreaming, that kind of life only the rich can afford.

Looking back now, it still seems like yesterday, but in fact, things have changed at this moment.

Unknowingly, he laughed, but there was still a gleam of teardrops in the corner of his eyes. He didn't want to cry. A man doesn't flick his tears. He just thought about the beauty of the past, so he smiled and shed tears unconsciously, slowly Wipe off the moisture from the corners of his eyes, tugged at the two hares, and a pheasant not far away, took out the water he stored in the space twist, now he did not waste water to clean, but plucked the hair first, no After cleaning the hair, wait for a while to boil the water and then bald again.

The fat man lit a fire over there, poured a pot full of water into the pot, put firewood on it, and ran to Shan Peng, watching him struggling to pluck his hair, "What do you think she will do?" ? I haven’t eaten this kind, did I catch it in the wild?”

"Don't have too much hope. The muscles caught in the wild are more than the usual domestic ones. Their muscles are tighter. If they are not cooked badly, it is basically difficult to bite." Shan Peng smiled. Explained to the fat man, "If you haven't been scalded by hot water, it's still a bit difficult to pull out the hair. Wait a while, you can boil the water before pulling out."

Shan Peng put down the pheasant in his hand, looked at the fat man and continued to ask: "Are the living conditions in your family very good?"

"It's not bad. Our family doesn't have the idea of ​​raising children poorly, so I have never been short of money since I was a child. If it is food, the nanny will prepare it. I don't think I have eaten this kind of pheasant or hare before," The fat man thought about it, probably not.

"I grew up in the countryside, and my family's conditions are not very good, but this kind of pheasant and hare is not like what we usually talk about, especially the pheasant, which can half-fly and is very fast. , as soon as it notices people, it will run away quickly, and it is impossible to catch them, but wild eggs are often encountered, and pheasants often lay eggs in wheat fields or some haystacks." Shan Peng looked at the fat man and told him something interesting "We also set traps when we were very young to catch rabbits, but saw a snake inside."

The two were talking together, the fat man was surprised and curious at the same time, not far away, Bai Xiaoxiao looked at his busy appearance, and then at the two people over there who were so happy.

"Xiao San, I think I'm here to be a nanny, and I have two immature sons with me." Bai Xiaoxiao put down the dough in her hand and complained over there.

Over there, Shan Peng and Fatty, who were inexplicably regarded as sons, glanced at each other, and at the same time silently looked at Bai Xiaoxiao.

Shan Peng: ...

Fatty: ...

The fat man sat on the ground, holding his chin with his hands, looking at Bai Xiaoxiao who was glaring at him, "You just yelled at me, but you still treat me as your son. Do you have a son as old as me? I am now If you cast a shadow on women, I won’t be able to find a wife!”

"You are so old and you don't even have a girlfriend! It seems that no woman can like you! Look at how much you have suffered, you are so disgusted!" Bai Xiaoxiao shook his head with disgust and contempt.

"Go away, I don't want to talk to you now!" The fat man glared at Bai Xiaoxiao angrily. He couldn't speak out, couldn't fight, and now he's still being despised. He was so pitiful!

At this time, the interstellar fans who watched their live broadcast in the live broadcast room also recovered from the shocking scene just now, burst out laughing, and began to sympathize with Fatty.

As for the live broadcast just now, the disposition of several people was actually blocked. In the eyes of their live broadcast fans, they accepted the sanctions of interstellar law. Regarding this, Bai Xiaoxiao and the others don't know, and there is no need to know. After all, interstellar affairs have nothing to do with them.

And the water that Fatty boiled over here also saw Shan Peng and Fatty began to pluck the feathers. After the two of them plucked the hairs of two rabbits and a pheasant, Bai Xiaoxiao over there had already made sand. Dried fruit, and made a cake, and made a few cakes.

Xiao Xiao also disliked the slowness of the two of them, so she took it and quickly cut it into pieces, "Can you both eat spicy food? Do you like sweet or salty ones?"

"It seems that you can do a lot?" Shan Peng smiled, but didn't speak, and the fat man looked at Bai Xiaoxiao and asked.

"I know how to do a lot, and I can search for those who don't know how, but I can't search now. Isn't there a live broadcast room? Let them comment directly, and we can learn how to do it." Bai Xiaoxiao despised the fat man, Then point to the live screen.

[Why do I feel that the fat man is a bit miserable! 】

【Small daily life, I hate fat people...】

【I just want to say that those who acted as demons were finally brought to justice. Although the rest of them are newcomers, they look pretty good and are super interesting. 】

[I like that fat man's whiteness and tenderness the most, I just want to pinch his little face! 】

When Bai Xiaoxiao saw the last comment, he turned to look at Fatty, "Fatty, someone in my comment room said they wanted to pinch your face! I'm telling you, those Star Wars fans are attracted to your body. !"

"..." The fat man pursed his lips, and angrily glanced at Bai Xiaoxiao, who was gloating at him, his tone was obviously teasing himself, "You are in the wilderness, do you have a partner?"

Bai Xiaoxiao shook his head, "Son, I'm married, please don't fall in love with a married woman, I won't fall in love with you, I know that I am excellent, there is nothing wrong with you admiring me, but I still persuade you You give up."

"Get out!" Fatty was blown up again, "I like you?"

He's mad at him!Now that he has a psychological shadow on Bai Xiaoxiao, he still likes him?

At this moment, the three of them started laughing in the live broadcast room.

Because Bai Xiaoxiao's tone was like that of an old man talking to his grandson, the tone of the joke was obvious.

"Stop talking nonsense, what kind of flavor do you guys say you like?" Bai Xiaoxiao felt extremely comfortable seeing the two of them depressed. Sure enough, happiness is based on the pain of others.

As soon as the fat man heard about the food, the topic was changed, "I will eat any flavor, as long as it tastes good!"

Shan Peng thought about it and had no opinion, "I can do it too, but I can't eat too spicy."

"Okay, I get it, they're all foodies," Bai Xiaoxiao summed up in two words.

After that, Bai Xiaoxiao didn't care about the two of them, and grabbed the meat and marinated it. The chicken was made into fried chicken and Orleans fried chicken. The rabbit meat was braised in soy sauce.

It is not slow to make, plus the time of frying and boiling, it took an hour and it was completely done.

Afterwards, they divided the food into four parts. Fatty and Shan Peng took out some of their special snacks and handed them to Bai Xiaoxiao and Xiaosan in exchange.

Bai Xiaoxiao smiled, "Save them all in your own space first, if you have one, you're not hungry yet, and it's not time to eat yet."

The fat man had already eaten a piece of meat, "No, I'm hungry!"

Shan Peng ate a few pieces and it was delicious, but he also felt that it was not time yet, so he put away the food. Fatty ate more than half of it, but in the end he watched them all put away the food, thinking that if he waited until When they eat, they don't have it, and it will be even worse.

So the fat man also kept the rest.

For the rest of the time, they were able to evade in time when they encountered danger. The thrilling game of escape was abruptly turned into a gourmet show.

All kinds of delicacies surround their noses every day. Once a group of snakes attacked, they were caught by Bai Xiaoxiao, and the snake meat was served on the table that night.

The audience and fans of StarCraft in the live broadcast room were speechless for a moment. They wanted to say something, those snake meat should not be eaten, but around the smell of the tip of their noses, they forcibly deleted their opinions.

So fragrant!
[Come and see the cooking devil is here again! 】

[I cursed him for gaining ten pounds! 】

StarCraft fans in the live broadcast world said viciously one by one.

Now they have all formed a pattern, when they see their pot of wine cursing viciously, they stop to watch, and they have formed a pattern.

At the beginning, only Bai Xiaoxiao himself talked about how delicious it was while eating, and after a few days, Fatty and Shan Peng also slowly embarked on a road that made people gnash their teeth.

And on this day, after eating, Bai Xiaoxiao looked at the fat man, "I suddenly discovered something, fat man, do I look pretty?" Bai Xiaoxiao dragged her chin with one hand and asked.

The fat man was eating dried fruit, and he looked at Bai Xiaoxiao speechlessly, "Beautiful, overpowering the country and the city." It was a bit fierce and violent.

Xiao Xiao blinked, "Then do you like me?"

The fat man choked on the dried fruit, no, he choked on the dried fruit, "What did you just say? Like you? Don't be kidding? I want to die to like you!"

"Didn't you say that I am beautiful? Are you shy? Don't be shy, don't be shy, there's nothing to be ashamed of. It's normal for a naturally beautiful person like me to be liked by several people!" Bai Xiaoxiao waved her hand, It doesn't matter, I understand your appearance very well.

The fat man's face turned red with anger. He pointed at Bai Xiaoxiao without saying a word for a long time. This woman is so narcissistic. She couldn't imagine how to like her!
Taking a deep breath, suppressing his anger, he pointed at Shan Peng who was smiling smugly, "Why don't you talk about him!"

Seeing Fatty's disgusted look, Bai Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back that he liked her anymore, and looked back at Xiaosan who was rolling on the ground, "Xiaosan, you said I was born beautiful, so why didn't I have an affectionate male supporting role?" Woolen cloth?"

"Hahahaha... the handsome guy I met before saw you and came up to strike up a conversation, but... hahaha... not a day later, he decided to call him a brother... Hahahaha Peach Blossom has nothing to do with you, you already have a husband, your three thousand beautiful men Don't even think about the harem!" Xiaosan couldn't help laughing.

"I didn't want to cheat, but no one likes me wherever I am. I'm also very lucky. Everyone else is beautiful, and I...all my brothers..." Bai Xiaoxiao was speechless, and then looked away in disgust. My own fat man, "This fat man hates me too! Still treats me like a shadow?"

At least she has a husband, otherwise she would have doubted that she would be alone for the rest of her life.

"Ahem..." Shan Peng looked at Bai Xiaoxiao, "Does your husband know what you think?"

"I know." Speaking of this, Bai Xiaoxiao became even more depressed, "He doesn't care, let me continue to work hard."

Fatty: ... What a big heart!

Shan Peng: ...I always feel that something is wrong, he doesn't believe that someone doesn't care about his wife cuckolding him...

(End of this chapter)