My system is too Buddhist
Chapter 45
Chapter 45
Back at school, Lu Yan finally gave Tang Xiaojiu a third of the Lingquan in pain.
"Next time you have such a good thing, remember to find me!"
After "dividing the spoils" with Lu Yan, Tang Xiaojiu was going back to the dormitory to organize these things.But just as he turned to leave, Lu Yan suddenly stopped him.
"Tang Xiaojiu, why do I think you are guarding against me?"
"..."
A strangeness flashed in Tang Xiaojiu's eyes, as if he didn't expect Lu Yan to ask this question.But soon, his face returned to normal.
"Why do you think so?"
"A girl's sixth sense."
Now that Tang Xiaojiu's ability has been upgraded to level four, Lu Yan's system can no longer detect Tang Xiaojiu's heart.But the strange feeling in her heart still lingered.
"What's the matter, you think too much."
Tang Xiaojiu smiled and said, firmly refusing to admit it.
Since he met Lu Yan, he has always regarded him as a friend.But he did not ignore some of the precautions he should have.Especially before they confess, he always has to have some reservations.
After all, everyone has their own privacy space, and he doesn't intend to tell anyone about the situation after his system has mutated.
Although Lu Yan was good to him, but until some of his doubts about Lu Yan were not eliminated, the relationship between the two would always remain as ordinary friends.
Even... she took him to activate the system.
It's not that Tang Xiaojiu is ungrateful. If Lu Yan needs his help for something, he will definitely do everything in his power.
But even if they are friends, they don't talk about everything!
"Humph."
"Okay, what are you thinking about!"
Seeing Lu Yan's resentful look, Tang Xiaojiu reached out to the top of her hair and rubbed it.
"Tang Xiaojiu! Who allowed you to touch my head?!"
"Touch it and you won't die."
"Give me back my spiritual spring!"
……
[System task: The achievement of "Buddha Eating Melon" must be achieved within three days, rewarding 500 points and a space watch*1]
Tang Xiaojiu was in a drowsy sleep, and the jingling system notification sound in his mind made him jolt up suddenly.
"The system is causing trouble if you don't sleep!"
I checked the time on my phone, it was 4:30 in the morning.Tang Xiaojiu sat up a little irritably, not knowing what the system was doing.
He can remember clearly that the work and rest of this system was more regular than him a long time ago, going to bed on time at night and waking up on time in the morning.The prompt sound at this point is intentional.
Sure enough, when he glanced at the table.The computer screen is already open, and there is still the Miracle Nuannuan dress-up page inside.Look at the happy look of the system clone, enjoying the game very much.
"Are you playing dress up?"
Tang Xiaojiu rubbed his eyes, why did he feel that he was still asleep.
[This system was busy all night last night, and had to catch up on sleep during the day, so the task was issued in advance]
Translated, a certain system played games all night last night, so I had to recharge during the day.Therefore, new tasks were issued in advance at around four o'clock in the morning.
"Ha ha."
Tang Xiaojiu sneered, and opened the system tray to check the details.
This broken system is really true. This guy is a product of technology and needs to sleep.Besides, he couldn't figure out why this system, as a product of technological civilization, was so obsessed with games all day long.
Alien Worlds No Games?
Or is the intelligence of this product already advanced to a terrifying level?
"Complete within three days, the Buddha is eating melons?" Tang Xiaojiu simply glanced at the task, focusing on the rewards later.
[Space watch: A watch that can store items, with a storage space of 100 square meters. (A survivable object, similar to the magic weapon of space in the world of comprehension)]
developed.
After seeing the situation of the space watch, Tang Xiaojiu only had these three words in his mind.
Speaking of space, many students in Jianghai Middle School have awakened space powers.Among the auxiliary abilities, the space system is an extremely important existence.But as far as he knew, the space owned by level four space superpowers was only 20 square meters.
Compared with his space watch, it really pales into insignificance.
"System, what kind of thing is this Buddha eating melon?"
[The system is busy, the host can explore by himself]
"Isn't it your job to explain the details of the mission?"
[The system will go to sleep after ten seconds: ten, nine, eight...]
"Hey!"
"Can you stop doing this trick every time?"
Looking at the system that has gone down again, Tang Xiaojiu feels that his cognition has been refreshed again. This cheater really has no lower limit and integrity.But can these points and rewards be given up?
No!
The space watch is an absolute good thing. When Lu Yan and Lu Yan go out to hunt for treasures, his space watch will come in handy.You can pack as much stuff as you want at that time.
And the 500 points are impossible to give up. The points of this mission and the points saved before can be exchanged for at least two high-level martial arts.
Tang Xiaojiu, who wholeheartedly wanted to cultivate both supernatural powers and ancient martial arts, naturally would not let go of this hard-won opportunity.
"Go to Du Niang first and ask about the situation."
Looking at the dormant alien computer over there, Tang Xiaojiu hugged the other computer out heartbroken.
"The term "Buddhism eating melons" first appeared on this year's National Day, and it represents the people who eat melons who watch others make waves all over the world during the National Day."
No. 1 Watch National Highway Traffic Jam at Home
On the 2th, watch the queues at various scenic spots at home
No. 3 to watch the price increase of hotels across the country at home
……
On the 7th, I can't enter the city by looking at the southeast and northwest at home.
Make tea at work on the 8th and listen to colleagues say that things are hard
After reading what Du Niang said, Tang Xiaojiu couldn't help but think about it silently.During the National Day period, I seemed to be sitting around in the dormitory making fun of others.But now the National Day is far behind...
Feelings, he has accomplished the achievement of eating melons in the Buddhist system before, but now he wants to complete it again, and there is no other National Day holiday to give him melons, okay?
System, do you understand the truth of being honest and not deceiving?
"Puch, Xiaojiu, you idiot."
"Why did you suddenly ask such a strange question? Could it be that you burned your brain out of practice?"
"Sorry bro."
When the roommates returned to the dormitory the next day, Tang Xiaojiu was trying to hear their understanding of the four words "Buddhism eating melons", but he didn't expect to be greeted by the ridicule of those three guys.
"When you see someone having a dispute, you just sit on the sidelines and wait for the good things to happen soon."
Tang Xiaojiu: ...
Seems like that?
This system implements the Buddhist system and the salted fish to the end, and the tasks released several times are all comparable to Buddha.From this point of view, it is indeed possible to complete the task as a melon-eater.
After today, a certain Buddhist system was officially renamed in Tang Xiaojiu's mind as "Awesome Pit Host System".He can give up the mission, but he wants the mission reward!
So what can be done?Hard anal!
======Funny dividing line======
Let me reiterate again, the style of this book is: relaxed, funny, everyday, funny.
This is the persistence of being a funny author!
This is the tone in the early stages of the story. The plot is very powerful and the world view is grand, and it will unfold slowly.The so-called three levels of Buddhism are not as simple as you think. (minor spoilers)
(End of this chapter)
Back at school, Lu Yan finally gave Tang Xiaojiu a third of the Lingquan in pain.
"Next time you have such a good thing, remember to find me!"
After "dividing the spoils" with Lu Yan, Tang Xiaojiu was going back to the dormitory to organize these things.But just as he turned to leave, Lu Yan suddenly stopped him.
"Tang Xiaojiu, why do I think you are guarding against me?"
"..."
A strangeness flashed in Tang Xiaojiu's eyes, as if he didn't expect Lu Yan to ask this question.But soon, his face returned to normal.
"Why do you think so?"
"A girl's sixth sense."
Now that Tang Xiaojiu's ability has been upgraded to level four, Lu Yan's system can no longer detect Tang Xiaojiu's heart.But the strange feeling in her heart still lingered.
"What's the matter, you think too much."
Tang Xiaojiu smiled and said, firmly refusing to admit it.
Since he met Lu Yan, he has always regarded him as a friend.But he did not ignore some of the precautions he should have.Especially before they confess, he always has to have some reservations.
After all, everyone has their own privacy space, and he doesn't intend to tell anyone about the situation after his system has mutated.
Although Lu Yan was good to him, but until some of his doubts about Lu Yan were not eliminated, the relationship between the two would always remain as ordinary friends.
Even... she took him to activate the system.
It's not that Tang Xiaojiu is ungrateful. If Lu Yan needs his help for something, he will definitely do everything in his power.
But even if they are friends, they don't talk about everything!
"Humph."
"Okay, what are you thinking about!"
Seeing Lu Yan's resentful look, Tang Xiaojiu reached out to the top of her hair and rubbed it.
"Tang Xiaojiu! Who allowed you to touch my head?!"
"Touch it and you won't die."
"Give me back my spiritual spring!"
……
[System task: The achievement of "Buddha Eating Melon" must be achieved within three days, rewarding 500 points and a space watch*1]
Tang Xiaojiu was in a drowsy sleep, and the jingling system notification sound in his mind made him jolt up suddenly.
"The system is causing trouble if you don't sleep!"
I checked the time on my phone, it was 4:30 in the morning.Tang Xiaojiu sat up a little irritably, not knowing what the system was doing.
He can remember clearly that the work and rest of this system was more regular than him a long time ago, going to bed on time at night and waking up on time in the morning.The prompt sound at this point is intentional.
Sure enough, when he glanced at the table.The computer screen is already open, and there is still the Miracle Nuannuan dress-up page inside.Look at the happy look of the system clone, enjoying the game very much.
"Are you playing dress up?"
Tang Xiaojiu rubbed his eyes, why did he feel that he was still asleep.
[This system was busy all night last night, and had to catch up on sleep during the day, so the task was issued in advance]
Translated, a certain system played games all night last night, so I had to recharge during the day.Therefore, new tasks were issued in advance at around four o'clock in the morning.
"Ha ha."
Tang Xiaojiu sneered, and opened the system tray to check the details.
This broken system is really true. This guy is a product of technology and needs to sleep.Besides, he couldn't figure out why this system, as a product of technological civilization, was so obsessed with games all day long.
Alien Worlds No Games?
Or is the intelligence of this product already advanced to a terrifying level?
"Complete within three days, the Buddha is eating melons?" Tang Xiaojiu simply glanced at the task, focusing on the rewards later.
[Space watch: A watch that can store items, with a storage space of 100 square meters. (A survivable object, similar to the magic weapon of space in the world of comprehension)]
developed.
After seeing the situation of the space watch, Tang Xiaojiu only had these three words in his mind.
Speaking of space, many students in Jianghai Middle School have awakened space powers.Among the auxiliary abilities, the space system is an extremely important existence.But as far as he knew, the space owned by level four space superpowers was only 20 square meters.
Compared with his space watch, it really pales into insignificance.
"System, what kind of thing is this Buddha eating melon?"
[The system is busy, the host can explore by himself]
"Isn't it your job to explain the details of the mission?"
[The system will go to sleep after ten seconds: ten, nine, eight...]
"Hey!"
"Can you stop doing this trick every time?"
Looking at the system that has gone down again, Tang Xiaojiu feels that his cognition has been refreshed again. This cheater really has no lower limit and integrity.But can these points and rewards be given up?
No!
The space watch is an absolute good thing. When Lu Yan and Lu Yan go out to hunt for treasures, his space watch will come in handy.You can pack as much stuff as you want at that time.
And the 500 points are impossible to give up. The points of this mission and the points saved before can be exchanged for at least two high-level martial arts.
Tang Xiaojiu, who wholeheartedly wanted to cultivate both supernatural powers and ancient martial arts, naturally would not let go of this hard-won opportunity.
"Go to Du Niang first and ask about the situation."
Looking at the dormant alien computer over there, Tang Xiaojiu hugged the other computer out heartbroken.
"The term "Buddhism eating melons" first appeared on this year's National Day, and it represents the people who eat melons who watch others make waves all over the world during the National Day."
No. 1 Watch National Highway Traffic Jam at Home
On the 2th, watch the queues at various scenic spots at home
No. 3 to watch the price increase of hotels across the country at home
……
On the 7th, I can't enter the city by looking at the southeast and northwest at home.
Make tea at work on the 8th and listen to colleagues say that things are hard
After reading what Du Niang said, Tang Xiaojiu couldn't help but think about it silently.During the National Day period, I seemed to be sitting around in the dormitory making fun of others.But now the National Day is far behind...
Feelings, he has accomplished the achievement of eating melons in the Buddhist system before, but now he wants to complete it again, and there is no other National Day holiday to give him melons, okay?
System, do you understand the truth of being honest and not deceiving?
"Puch, Xiaojiu, you idiot."
"Why did you suddenly ask such a strange question? Could it be that you burned your brain out of practice?"
"Sorry bro."
When the roommates returned to the dormitory the next day, Tang Xiaojiu was trying to hear their understanding of the four words "Buddhism eating melons", but he didn't expect to be greeted by the ridicule of those three guys.
"When you see someone having a dispute, you just sit on the sidelines and wait for the good things to happen soon."
Tang Xiaojiu: ...
Seems like that?
This system implements the Buddhist system and the salted fish to the end, and the tasks released several times are all comparable to Buddha.From this point of view, it is indeed possible to complete the task as a melon-eater.
After today, a certain Buddhist system was officially renamed in Tang Xiaojiu's mind as "Awesome Pit Host System".He can give up the mission, but he wants the mission reward!
So what can be done?Hard anal!
======Funny dividing line======
Let me reiterate again, the style of this book is: relaxed, funny, everyday, funny.
This is the persistence of being a funny author!
This is the tone in the early stages of the story. The plot is very powerful and the world view is grand, and it will unfold slowly.The so-called three levels of Buddhism are not as simple as you think. (minor spoilers)
(End of this chapter)
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