i'm a superstar

Chapter 268 The final jihad, a new beginning! (season finale)

In Hawaii, the starry night is silent, beautiful, and silent, but from the outside of Zhang Han's manor, the darkness is dotted with lights, but it seems to reveal infinite depression.

"It's you!"

In the dimly lit living room, the glass door was opened silently, and a petite and impressive woman walked in. Zhang Han, who was sitting on the sofa, stared at her and exclaimed in surprise.

"Do we know each other? Mr. Zhang Han!"

It was the same as the first time Zhang Han met in London, so clean, with such a beautiful voice, petite and exquisite, wearing a sister next door costume, blue jeans, and a white T-shirt woman said softly.

"You forgot, Tibara, last time in London, after the Stamford Bridge game, in a coffee shop." Zhang Han said a little excitedly, and he asked Anna who was sitting on the sofa next to her, "She is you and said Is your maid?"

Hearing the word maid, Anna blushed inexplicably, but she still nodded.

"How's the investigation going?"

Anna turned to Tibara and asked with a serious expression. Zhang Han also lifted his spirits and listened with a serious expression.

"They are so strong that we have almost no chance of winning..."

Tibara stood quietly in front of Anna, really like a maid, and gave a short and general report on the investigation of Proxima Centauri.

At this time, some doubts in Zhang Han's heart were solved. Why didn't he see her from the beginning? It turns out that he went to lurk in the Proxima fleet for so many days.

"Can you tell me now? I have always been wondering." Zhang Han suddenly felt very thirsty, took a sip of the large water jug ​​on the table, and asked while staring at Anna.

In order to strengthen his momentum, he raised his voice again, straightened his back, "You guys better tell me the reason behind it, what is going on? Otherwise, Ben, Master Ben... No, Young Master Ben will not done."

"What are you in a hurry for?" Anna glared at Zhang Han angrily, as if saying so.

"your Highness!"

Tibara glanced at Zhang Han vigilantly, and asked whether he could or not.

"Come on! Tell him the key points, he's going to annoy me to death." Anna clutched her forehead and leaned her elbows on the edge of the sofa, looking like she was having a headache.

"His Royal Highness!" Zhang Han shuddered when he heard this address, and continued to feel thirsty, so he took another big sip of water.

Tibara began to speak, and roughly meant something like this.

The nine-level civilization in the universe, the oldest and the highest level civilization, the king of the Mayan civilization, King Andre, also is Anna’s father, established the rules of the universe as early as 3 million years ago—that is, similar to the earth, the United Nations The same thing as the international law enacted...

And this rule is the football rule, which is to use a football game representing the highest level of civilization to resolve cosmic disputes.To put it simply, it is to use football, a contest between men to replace the truly tragic space war.

However, this matter is simply too dramatic.As the inventor of the football game, King Andre's seemingly childish and amusing "Universal Law!" has produced unpredictable, ironic and gratifying results in the endless years to come.

This is what no one expected at the beginning. King Andre's nonsensical cosmic law has indeed brought peace for 3 million years in the entire discoverable known universe.

"Anna, your dad is so funny!"

Hearing this, Zhang Han smiled, because he was the only one laughing in the living room, so he thought his smile was an embarrassing one.

"Get out! Listen carefully!"

Anna's beautiful face was blushing, maybe deep in her heart she also thought his dad was very funny!She became a little angry from embarrassment, and a sofa pillow hit Zhang Han's bald head.

"The reality has proved that our king—the great His Majesty Andre, who led the rise of the Mayan civilization, is so wise, far-sighted, and predictable. Because of this cosmic law, those higher civilizations no longer dare Blatant and arbitrary aggression, wanton massacres of other low-level, even primitive indigenous civilizations."

Dare to slander the great His Majesty Andre in her mind, Tibara gave Zhang Han a hard look, she no longer has any impression of this man.

"Why?" Zhang Han asked in surprise, not taking the little woman's contempt seriously.

"Don't you know?" The two women, you look at me, I look at you, as if they were saying that in unison.

"What do I know?" Zhang Han completely understood the meaning of their expressions, and he also stared at them with an expression on his face.

"Weak compensation! The general law of evolution of the universe, do you understand?" Anna said suddenly.

"Compensation for the weak! What do you mean?" Zhang Han was puzzled.

"Forget it, let me explain to him, pig head!" Anna said impatiently, "Weak compensation! It means that the evolution of human body, with the continuous improvement of technology, is not getting stronger and stronger as imagined, but It's getting weaker."

"What do you mean?" Zhang Han was even more confused.

"Stupid!" The expression on Anna's face seems to say, "Look at the earth, you will know! The physical fitness of modern people is far inferior to that of ancient people, let alone the ancient apes who lived in the harsh environment in the primitive jungle. .”

"Hmm! I understand!" Zhang Han had no problem understanding, and he responded casually.

"So, you understand now! Those advanced civilizations are generally civilizations that have evolved for a long time, and their bodies have been extremely degenerated." Anna continued.

"So, in the field of football, which requires physical talent, they have no advantage at all, am I right?" Hearing this, Zhang Han's face suddenly glowed with excitement, very happy, asked loudly.

"Yes, that's it!" Affected by Zhang Han's excitement, Anna also became happy, talked about sex, and talked more, "Take the Mayans who came from the earth in our last era! After 3 million years evolution, and now there is only one huge brain that has evolved, that’s the reason.”

"You Mayans are also earthlings? In the last era... only brains were left in the evolution?" Zhang Han asked impatiently with a bit of indigestion because of the shocking information.

"What a fuss, if it wasn't for the fact that we are all from Earth, I would be so helpless!" Anna said speechlessly, and she quickly realized that her tone was bad, "So what if you only have your brains left? Countless levels higher than your first-level natives on Earth!"

Anna realized that she had slipped her tongue and pretended to be angry to cover up her embarrassment.

"Mr. Zhang Han, you are discriminating against us Mayans, I'm going to the cosmic court to sue you."

Rarely, Tibara became angry for the first time in 3 million years, and stared at Zhang Han fiercely.

"It's so scary! It turns out that these two beauties are man-made, but, the beauty with only one brain should look very scary!" Zhang Han thought, feeling terrified.

"That's it!" Tibara continued, "The only reason you native planets can be rescued this time is because of the cosmic laws of His Majesty Andre, but first you earthlings must register with the Cosmic Football League, Only by becoming a member of the Alliance will you have the right to launch a jihad against the Proxima Centauri war of aggression!"

Tibara said, a little parched, licking her parched upper lip.

"Yes, that's it. She's been doing this for a while, and the information is just incidental." Anna echoed.

"Don't get it wrong! After 3 million years of evolution, Diba and I have, as you people on Earth said, become gods, or a set of indelible computer programs that no longer need a body. "It seems that women still care about their appearance, Anna paused and explained to Zhang Han.

"So you were lying to Li Xiuna before?" Zhang Han suddenly realized the problem, and broke out in a cold sweat.

Anna smiled heartily, "Yes! I was really nervous when I had a showdown with the girl from Proxima! At that time, Diba couldn't launch a star-level electromagnetic wave signal due to lack of energy, and she hadn't completed the registration yet. Just wear it."

Zhang Han saw Anna patted his chest, looking scared, and continued to sweat.

"So, we must defeat them in tomorrow's game, otherwise, our earth will still be doomed!" Zhang Han in the past only knew the outline of the matter, but now he sorted out the whole story, he asked in surprise.

"Well!" The two women nodded at the same time, and then looked at each other. The meaning they conveyed is obvious, and you only know it now!

"That's not right! Didn't you say that advanced civilizations are physically weak?" However, he soon discovered the problem, "If the Proxima Centauri are weak, are they looking for death now?"

"The people of Proxima Centauri are considered a third-level civilization! Strictly speaking, their physical fitness is much weaker than that of your Earthlings." Tibara explained, "However, they are not fools, and they have already conquered two civilizations." Second-level civilization planet, do you understand? Proxima Centauri will not play by themselves, they will let the selected second-level civilization aborigines compete."

"FK!" Zhang Han finally burst into foul language.

It was past ten o'clock in the evening, but the manor of Zhang Han's family was busy. The Secretary-General of the United Nations - Sha Qima, as well as the permanent representatives of various countries and the top ten football coaches in the world, Guardiola, Murray Neo, Ancelotti, Ferguson, etc. are all busy.

And in Hawaii, outside Zhang Han's house, there are hundreds of world-class players led by Barcelona and Inter Milan. Like other people on the earth, they don't know the truth of the matter yet, but they also feel the dignified atmosphere. Always on standby.

On the second day, when the sun jumped out of the sea level on time and brought the first ray of dawn to the whole of Hawaii, on a huge square on the island, a small silver-white space transport ship that looked like a beret, The protruding crescent-like wings of light rotated slowly, exuding a faint blue light, like a ghost, staring at Zhang Han and the others all the time.

"Do you like football?"

On the contrary, Anna next to Zhang Han was not surprised when she saw the flying saucer-like thing, and said softly with disdain.

"like!"

Zhang Han replied that he held his head high, walked in the front, and walked into the light under the "flying saucer", which is said to be the light ladder going up.

And behind him, followed by a group of dignified coaches, more players, Balotelli, Quaresma, Altman, Messi, Ronaldo, Harvey, etc., there are about forty or fifty look.

An hour later, on the huge black-and-cyan deck above the star-class space battleship Kuskov, the flagship of the "Lee" fleet, the head of the three major fleets of Proxima, a fantastic standard stadium gradually rose. .

It keeps going up and stops about 300 meters away from the splint below. I don’t know what technology it uses. It’s like a hanging garden, suspended, staying in the vast space with the deep background of shining stars.

But at this time, inside the stadium, on the shaded field, with the soft turf under his feet, Zhang Han was a little dumbfounded.

"Red orange yellow green blue blue purple! MD, make a rainbow!"

Players from both sides had already appeared on the field. Zhang Han yelled when he saw the players on the opposite side who were in human form but with strange skin colors.

"Tauren! Horse-faced people! Pig-headed people, and donkey-headed people!..."

He then looked at the crowd in the stands, and was even more horrified when he saw the roaring fans.

What's even more frightening is yet to come...

"FK! You guys!"

Zhang Han's memory flashed back to two years ago, when he was still a third-year junior high school student in Zhouzhuang Middle School. During the big class break in the morning, he heard a group of little kids talking about live games excitedly.

Yes, there are Proxima players on the opposite side, a few yellow-skinned players, why do they look so similar to those little kids!And there is also a class teacher who looks very much like him-Li Stupid.

Of course, Zhang Han's class teacher is not called Li Stupid, but Li Beizhan, which is Zhang Han's nickname for the violent teacher.

The most, most important thing is that idiot Li is still wearing the captain's armband. This is what he feels the most, the most f*cking.

"Shameless! Traitor!" Staring at those familiar faces, Zhang Han cursed in his heart.

"Do you like football?" At this moment, Anna appeared suddenly, interrupting Zhang Han's horror and anger with a soft voice.

"I like it!" Zhang Han replied silently.

"If you like it, go and enjoy the game to your heart's content!" Anna said meaningfully.

"Um!"

Zhang Han smiled, he seemed to understand something, at this moment, he felt so relaxed and in the best state.

force!The next moment, with a loud voice piercing the sky, the ground team in the red jersey took the lead to kick off at midfield.

"Come on! ———————————————————————"

After kick-off, the earthlings launched a fierce attack. As a big center, Zhang Han bravely rushed to the front.And behind him are the left forward - Cristiano Ronaldo, the right forward - Messi, the left forward - Inesta, the right central defender - Harvey, the midfielder - Faith Duffy...

(End of the book!)
　After I finished writing, it was a bit over the limit, and it became [-] words.

　　Why!A little sad, a little happy, a little lost, a little relaxed, it seems that it is such a complicated mood after writing!
　　Can't finish writing this testimonial!Write? Don't write?To write, to write, or not to write? ? ? ? ? ?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)