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Chapter 20 Let's go abuse the food
Every Friday afternoon is the relaxation time for Xiao Hang and Xiao Wan. Green City has been rainy for the past few days, and today is finally a rare good weather. The two buddies are also thinking about how not to waste the rest time of this good weather.

"I feel like I need to go out for a walk, or I will stay moldy in the room." Although the sun is hot outside, for Xiao Hang, he has not seen the sun for almost a week, and the desire to go out is very strong. Heavy.

"It's still comfortable in the mountains. Even if the sun is shining brightly and the temperature is not high, big cities are not good." Xiao Wan is still not used to life in the city. Although it has been raining these few days, the hot and humid weather makes him very uncomfortable , there is no such trouble in the mountains, it is too cool.

"By the way, Xiao Wan, have you seen Kyrie Irving's Uncle Drew series of commercials?" This time, Xiao Hang used his brains, after all, he really wanted to go out.

"The one who pretends to be an old man and goes to the wild field to abuse food?" Xiao Wan could only sit under the air conditioner in the sweltering heat and enjoy the cool breeze before he could think.

"We can also go to abuse vegetables. There is a basketball park next to the Giant Elephant team's training ground. We can go and meet the basketball fans in Green City." Xiao Hang was full of excitement, thinking about going out quickly.

Xiao Wan really didn't have much interest in playing basketball in hot weather: "Can't you play sports other than basketball? It's so hot."

"Either you pay, we go to play in an air-conditioned place, you can choose from board games or billiards." Xiao Hang directly hit Xiao Wan's pain point in money.

"Then let's play basketball. It's free and you can exercise your body. It's good for your health. It's a very good entertainment." As soon as he heard that he wanted money, Xiao Wan immediately gave up.

These two people can be said to be very helpless in terms of money. One owes Ms. Wendy hundreds of thousands of dollars, and the other is that a month's pocket money can be spent in a week.

"Then what should we dress up like? Playing basketball like this will not achieve the same effect as Irving." After Xiao Wan agreed, Xiao Hang went directly to the next topic.

"It's very simple. Just buy a pair of glasses with plastic lenses in a small store outside. You take out your ugly old shirts, and then you are hunched over. You will definitely look like a big fool." Xiao Wan, who was mentioned earlier about the pain point of money, took advantage of the opportunity to complain about Xiao Hang.

"You say I'm an idiot, what about you?" Xiao Hang felt a little annoyed at being called an idiot by Xiao Wan, and asked Xiao Wan back.

"Look at my big shirt, which is the same style as Duncan, with black-rimmed glasses, I definitely look like a nerd." Xiao Wan said, and took out a shirt from the luggage, not to mention that it was really the same as Duncan. The shirts are exactly the same.

So the two of them fought with the owner of the small shop outside, and finally bought two sets of glasses for 10 yuan, and matched them with their matching clothes and demeanor and movement essentials. image of.

Xiao Hang has a brush head, a hunched back, a big foreigner, a black old man's shirt, and a dull face with black-rimmed glasses, while Xiao Wan is very "fashionable", with an oversize style, a Duncan shirt, denim pants, Black-rimmed glasses.Their attire completely covered up their original sporty temperament.

"The basketball court here is really good." After the two came to the basketball park, Xiao Wan was very envious after comparing the cement court in his village.

"I found a problem, 3 vs 3, we lack a small partner." Xiao Tiantian trained in a professional field, directly ignoring the field, and raised the most direct question now.

"Let me see if I can find a buddy." The all-rounder Xiao Wan is best at improvising people. In his eyes, we can bring anyone to the wild field and we can lead him to win.

"Xiao Hang, what do you think of that little friend? I see that he has been wandering around here for a long time. Does he also want to play?" Xiao Wan saw a thin black short-sleeved boy with a height of about 170 walking around the court. .

"Go." Xiao Hang didn't have any opinion.

"Hi, friend, I'm missing someone here, do you want to join me?" Xiao Wan was straightforward.

"Me?" The black short-sleeved boy was a little shocked that someone invited him to play together: "But I'm an average player, poor at shooting? I can only pass the ball."

"Oh, it's okay, everyone won't call here, let's have fun together." Xiao Wan didn't mind how bad his teammates were at all. On the field field, he was really not afraid of anyone, especially with Xiao Hang. in the case of.

"Okay, I'll join!" The young man in black had a very happy smile on his face, and there was a youthful atmosphere in his smile.

Oops, seeing the young man's smile, Xiao Wan felt a strange feeling in his heart, maybe there is something wrong with his sexual orientation, Xiao Wan quickly shook his head, denying his strange thought.

Continuing with Xiao Wan's wild attribute, the three of them added another half, a total of four groups, and the next group was Xiao Hang and the others.

"Young man, what should I call you?" Xiao Wan chatted directly.

"Oh, you can call me Wang Qing." The young man seemed a little nervous and scared.

"Brother Wang, it's very simple to play later. We are actually very strong. Don't be fooled by our appearance. Look at the Giant Elephants next door. You know, we are there. You must know Kyrie Irving when you play basketball. You must know the video of him pretending to be an old man abusing food, so do we, so we will fight for a while at the beginning, and when we are about to lose, we will do our best to turn the tide, so just relax."

No matter how much Xiao Wan said, Wang Qing only felt that this guy was bragging, and that he belonged to the Giant Elephant team next door. I'll report you for pretending later.When Wang Qing was thinking about how to pierce them, it was their turn to play, and the important work of kicking off was left to him.

Wang Qing had a bad influence on Xiao Wan who was running the train with his mouth full, so he passed the ball directly to Xiao Hang, but unexpectedly, Xiao Hang followed through on the program of pretending to be stupid, and secondly thought that Wang Qing would pass it to Xiao Wan first. , let him control the game, under two coincidences, the ball was passed directly and missed, the opponent player stood there, and a ball was passed to him.

"I'm sorry, mine, mine." Wang Qing blushed and accepted the responsibility, while Xiao Wan looked at the blushing Wang Qing, the feeling just now reappeared inexplicably, and shook his head again, Wang Qing thought Xiao Wan was right He has an opinion.

And Xiao Hang was very calm, he said it was okay, and encouraged Wang Qing, he felt that making mistakes like this would make people think that we are rookies, and the reverse effect will be better later.

"You need to use your brain to play." The strong man in blue and black looked at the three "fools" and started to taunt, but as soon as he finished speaking, he rushed into the inside line in a straight line against Xiao Wan, and made a throw. basket.

Xiao Hang and his teammates were stunned, and the sarcasm was nothing more than sarcasm. They said that they need to use their brains to play, but they rushed in with their bodies. Is this called using their brains?
You see later, Xiao Wan, who was ridiculed and hurt by this strong man, now endures this tone and waits to return it all to him later.

The scorer continued to serve, and the strong black man was still holding the ball. This time, it was Xiao Hang who defended. Xiao Hang pretended that he had high altitude and no speed, and was easily broken by the strong black man in one step, 2-0.

After scoring 2 shots in a row, the strong black man was a little bit flustered, and started to shoot three-pointers from the outside. Unfortunately, after various strikes, the basket made a "boom, bang, bang" to protest. There was no embarrassment at all, thinking that the opponent was a rookie, so I didn't want to play for a while at this time, let alone when.

And Xiao Hang's side really showed their rookie qualities in various ways, grabbed a few rebounds, and carried out offenses, either being blocked or blocked, which gave the opponent the illusion that he was very strong.

So the two sides played on the court for more than 10 minutes like chicken chickens pecking at each other. The people waiting to play off the court were upset and started booing all kinds of things. Still using the "brain" style of play, they rushed in directly against Xiao Hang, but this time Xiao Hang didn't give them a chance, it was 4-0, and the next moment was their comeback.

"Pa—" Xiao Hang blocked Hei Zhuang's layup with a big cap.

"Oh—" The people on the court couldn't help but let out a voice of surprise. I didn't expect this stupid big man to jump so high. Although there are no shortage of basketball fans with a height of 190 or above, the one who can jump so high is definitely the first See you.

Luck, this is definitely good luck, the strong black man is not convinced at all, he thinks it is Xiao Hang's good luck.After receiving the serve from his teammate, the strong black man rushed inside again, "Pa—" Xiao Hang's cap greeted him, and Xiao Wan, as expected, grabbed the ball and reached the three-pointer Prepare to organize an offense outside the line.

Xiao Hang signaled for him to play, Xiao Hang leaned on the strong black man on the left inside line, and the moment he received Xiao Wan's pass, he turned around and passed the strong black man completely, and directly pulled out a one-handed Dunk "boom-".

The gigantic sound caused by dunks directly attracted the attention of the entire basketball park. Everyone was curious about what happened, but the few people on the sidelines who saw Xiao Hang's dunks dunked with their own eyes opened their mouths wide, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers. , everyone thought of this word almost at the same time.

And Xiao Hang's performance made Wang Qing suddenly feel that this guy is really likely to be a professional player, especially the one who caught the ball and turned around just now is very beautiful, and his level is by no means ordinary. It seems that the Giant Elephants are really trying to hit the CBA , really brought in a lot of talented players, and now Wang Qing is very interested in what makes Xiao Wan special. After all, Xiao Wan is only 180 tall, and it is basically impossible to play professionally without any housekeeping skills.

After everyone was surprised for a while, Xiao Hang continued to attack here. Xiao Hang still wanted a position near the bottom line on the left side of the inside line as before. Wan's people blocked it tightly, Xiao Wan easily made an open shot from the corner three-point line, whoosh! 4 to 3, instantly caught up with the score.

The black burly man and his teammates are under a lot of pressure right now. These guys who don’t seem to know how to play at all are so good. They also think about how they pretended to be aggressive and played all kinds of games just now. Especially the black burly man’s face is dark and red.

(End of this chapter)