legendary basket god
Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Lin Hao, known as Fatty, is a 1.9-meter-two fat man.Today, midnight on December 2012, 12, was destined to be an extraordinary night, because he decided to jump off the building.
Why jump off a building?
Because, this morning he confessed to a girl he had admired for a long time, and the girl said: "Fatty, if you want me to be your girlfriend, then wait for the next life." to the next life.
Lin Hao jumped from the second floor, according to the biological description: fat has the function of cushioning, decompression and protecting internal organs.So according to common sense, Lin Pang's fat is enough to protect him from a minor injury.
But for some unknown reason, the moment he jumped, a blue light flashed, turning his head and tail upside down, and he died like this.
Lin Hao went to heaven and asked, "Is there a place for me here? I'm here to reincarnate."
The uncle gatekeeper in front of the gate of heaven shouted: "Go away, can you go to heaven with your qualifications?"
Lin Hao asked stupidly: "Isn't my qualifications pretty good?"
The uncle said with contempt on his face, "I'll ask you a question in that line of work: Do you know what our heaven is best at?"
Lin Hao frowned and said, "It should be the next life arranged for those who were kind in the previous life!"
The uncle laughed and said: "Idiot Sao Nian, I don't know about this. Paradise is most famous for making umbrellas, and I don't even know about Paradise Umbrella, a well-known Chinese trademark. The qualifications are really bad enough."
Lin Hao yelled: "TMD!" and was kicked to the gate of Hell by Uncle Tiantian.
Just as Lin Hao was about to speak, Yan Wang raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "Heaven called me just now, how about this! I also have a question: what is the most eaten food in hell?"
Lin Hao had a flash of inspiration and said: "I see, every reincarnated person needs to drink Mengpo soup, and the answer is yes Mengpo soup."
Yan Wang smiled and said, "Youth 2B, it must be the ingot candle incense!"
Lin Hao looked confused: Where should I go and follow.
Yama said: "There is no record of your death in the book of life and death, which proves that you are not dead."
Lin Hao looked at Yan Wang in a daze, and Yan Wang sighed and said, "Forget it, it is fate that you and I meet. I will give you something." After that, Yan Wang stretched out his palm, and a ball of light appeared. Tuan Baiguang entered Lin Hao's body.
At this time, Lin Hao had passed out.The young man next to him asked Hades: "Boss, what did you give that kid?"
Yama said: "I didn't give him anything, the white light was nothing, I just played with that kid and made him happy for nothing. Hahahaha!"
After a burst of laughter, King Yan said silently: "People can only help themselves."
In a separate ward, Lin Hao slowly opened his eyes, looked at his parents crying, and said slightly: "Water." Lin Hao's parents were out of sight, and exclaimed through tears.
"Xiaohao, why can't you think about it? Ah chose to commit suicide, what are you going to do to my mother!" the woman cried.
Lin Hao said: "I was just blowing wind on the balcony, a little sleepy, and fell down accidentally."
Lin Hao's father said: "Then you can rest easy and recuperate, and go to school when you are all well!"
Although he turned his head and feet upside down, Lin Hao ended up with a slight injury when he jumped off the building.
Lin Hao closed his eyes and recalled the dream just now, it felt so real, but what exactly was that white light?Why don't I feel anything? According to the plot, shouldn't it be a cheat or something?
After thinking about it like this, she gradually explained that she was pregnant, and that not being able to die was the biggest benefit.After such a jump, Lin Hao's thinking also quietly changed, and he began to mature, or he looked down on certain things.
Lin Hao recalled his life: his parents were well-known in business, although they were not as good as Jack Ma, Xu Jiayin and other super-big businessmen, but they still had a net worth of [-] million or [-] million.
Since he was a child, he was greedy for food, not very interested in other things, and his parents were well-educated. Lin Hao usually keeps a low profile, but he has not contracted any bad habits.It's just that 240 pounds of fat looks like a mountain of meat.It has been almost 18 years since I have been doing nothing, what should I do in the future?It's all a mess.
The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more confused he became. It was really hard to decide what to do in the future.Lin Hao became more and more confused about whether to inherit his parents' career or set up a new face, or to be a professional.
Suddenly Lin Hao knew what to do, yes, to lose weight.Although I don't know what I want to do in the future, it is definitely not wrong to make my body stronger and healthier.And after all, the fat doesn't look very good, and I don't like it very much.
A week later, Lin Hao was discharged from the hospital, and returned to school to continue his classes. After all, he was a senior in high school, and the classes were quite intense.
"Fatty, confess your love to the goddess, and you were rejected. If you can't think about it, you jump off the building. Comeon, don't do this, next time I will take you to find some fat girls who can definitely bear your weight." A voice sounded.
"Fuck you, uncle. Is I such a fragile person?" Lin Hao said with his lips curled up.
"Haha, just come back, come to me if you have anything to do, don't bother with that wife Biting." Long Yi continued.
Chen Longyi, the best friend in Lin Hao's school, had a fight over the last bowl of fish balls when they entered the freshman year of high school, but they were bought by their seniors in the end.After that, they became good buddies who ate together when there was goods and escaped together when there was trouble.
In fact, Lin Hao is also very popular in the class, because he loves to eat, Lin Hao always brings a lot of snacks, Lin Hao doesn't care about it, and shares it together if he likes to eat, and his personality is also very cheerful and easy-going, so he got everyone after returning to class warm welcome.
The No. [-] high school in the city that Lin Hao attended is also one of the best high schools in the city. Lin Hao didn't get into it by virtue of connections, but because of his seriousness.
City No. [-] Middle School is located in a quiet area, not far from Lin Hao's home, and the environment is good. Many students like it very much.
Lin Hao's grades in high school were mediocre. He was in the middle. He could barely reach the key points. Lin Hao himself, including his parents, didn't care much about his grades. As long as he was healthy and happy, he would be fine.
So Lin Hao listened carefully when he should be in class, and did homework after class if he had time, and simply pulled it off if he didn't like it.So Lin Hao is the kind of high school student who lives a very relaxed life.
This is also one of the reasons why Lin Hao still missed beautiful women at such a tense moment in the third year of high school.
This Liu Biting is Lin Hao's junior high school classmate, and used to be a classmate, but Liu Biting has always been indifferent to Lin Hao, but it is not the kind that is completely detestable.
In the last days of high school, Lin Hao finally made up his mind to confess his love, not to let his regret stay in high school, so he went to confess his love. In fact, Lin Hao also knew it was impossible, but sometimes he always had a glimmer of hope.Now that everything is over, Lin Hao's heart is also relaxed. Perhaps the best result is that the confession is unsuccessful.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Hao, known as Fatty, is a 1.9-meter-two fat man.Today, midnight on December 2012, 12, was destined to be an extraordinary night, because he decided to jump off the building.
Why jump off a building?
Because, this morning he confessed to a girl he had admired for a long time, and the girl said: "Fatty, if you want me to be your girlfriend, then wait for the next life." to the next life.
Lin Hao jumped from the second floor, according to the biological description: fat has the function of cushioning, decompression and protecting internal organs.So according to common sense, Lin Pang's fat is enough to protect him from a minor injury.
But for some unknown reason, the moment he jumped, a blue light flashed, turning his head and tail upside down, and he died like this.
Lin Hao went to heaven and asked, "Is there a place for me here? I'm here to reincarnate."
The uncle gatekeeper in front of the gate of heaven shouted: "Go away, can you go to heaven with your qualifications?"
Lin Hao asked stupidly: "Isn't my qualifications pretty good?"
The uncle said with contempt on his face, "I'll ask you a question in that line of work: Do you know what our heaven is best at?"
Lin Hao frowned and said, "It should be the next life arranged for those who were kind in the previous life!"
The uncle laughed and said: "Idiot Sao Nian, I don't know about this. Paradise is most famous for making umbrellas, and I don't even know about Paradise Umbrella, a well-known Chinese trademark. The qualifications are really bad enough."
Lin Hao yelled: "TMD!" and was kicked to the gate of Hell by Uncle Tiantian.
Just as Lin Hao was about to speak, Yan Wang raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "Heaven called me just now, how about this! I also have a question: what is the most eaten food in hell?"
Lin Hao had a flash of inspiration and said: "I see, every reincarnated person needs to drink Mengpo soup, and the answer is yes Mengpo soup."
Yan Wang smiled and said, "Youth 2B, it must be the ingot candle incense!"
Lin Hao looked confused: Where should I go and follow.
Yama said: "There is no record of your death in the book of life and death, which proves that you are not dead."
Lin Hao looked at Yan Wang in a daze, and Yan Wang sighed and said, "Forget it, it is fate that you and I meet. I will give you something." After that, Yan Wang stretched out his palm, and a ball of light appeared. Tuan Baiguang entered Lin Hao's body.
At this time, Lin Hao had passed out.The young man next to him asked Hades: "Boss, what did you give that kid?"
Yama said: "I didn't give him anything, the white light was nothing, I just played with that kid and made him happy for nothing. Hahahaha!"
After a burst of laughter, King Yan said silently: "People can only help themselves."
In a separate ward, Lin Hao slowly opened his eyes, looked at his parents crying, and said slightly: "Water." Lin Hao's parents were out of sight, and exclaimed through tears.
"Xiaohao, why can't you think about it? Ah chose to commit suicide, what are you going to do to my mother!" the woman cried.
Lin Hao said: "I was just blowing wind on the balcony, a little sleepy, and fell down accidentally."
Lin Hao's father said: "Then you can rest easy and recuperate, and go to school when you are all well!"
Although he turned his head and feet upside down, Lin Hao ended up with a slight injury when he jumped off the building.
Lin Hao closed his eyes and recalled the dream just now, it felt so real, but what exactly was that white light?Why don't I feel anything? According to the plot, shouldn't it be a cheat or something?
After thinking about it like this, she gradually explained that she was pregnant, and that not being able to die was the biggest benefit.After such a jump, Lin Hao's thinking also quietly changed, and he began to mature, or he looked down on certain things.
Lin Hao recalled his life: his parents were well-known in business, although they were not as good as Jack Ma, Xu Jiayin and other super-big businessmen, but they still had a net worth of [-] million or [-] million.
Since he was a child, he was greedy for food, not very interested in other things, and his parents were well-educated. Lin Hao usually keeps a low profile, but he has not contracted any bad habits.It's just that 240 pounds of fat looks like a mountain of meat.It has been almost 18 years since I have been doing nothing, what should I do in the future?It's all a mess.
The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more confused he became. It was really hard to decide what to do in the future.Lin Hao became more and more confused about whether to inherit his parents' career or set up a new face, or to be a professional.
Suddenly Lin Hao knew what to do, yes, to lose weight.Although I don't know what I want to do in the future, it is definitely not wrong to make my body stronger and healthier.And after all, the fat doesn't look very good, and I don't like it very much.
A week later, Lin Hao was discharged from the hospital, and returned to school to continue his classes. After all, he was a senior in high school, and the classes were quite intense.
"Fatty, confess your love to the goddess, and you were rejected. If you can't think about it, you jump off the building. Comeon, don't do this, next time I will take you to find some fat girls who can definitely bear your weight." A voice sounded.
"Fuck you, uncle. Is I such a fragile person?" Lin Hao said with his lips curled up.
"Haha, just come back, come to me if you have anything to do, don't bother with that wife Biting." Long Yi continued.
Chen Longyi, the best friend in Lin Hao's school, had a fight over the last bowl of fish balls when they entered the freshman year of high school, but they were bought by their seniors in the end.After that, they became good buddies who ate together when there was goods and escaped together when there was trouble.
In fact, Lin Hao is also very popular in the class, because he loves to eat, Lin Hao always brings a lot of snacks, Lin Hao doesn't care about it, and shares it together if he likes to eat, and his personality is also very cheerful and easy-going, so he got everyone after returning to class warm welcome.
The No. [-] high school in the city that Lin Hao attended is also one of the best high schools in the city. Lin Hao didn't get into it by virtue of connections, but because of his seriousness.
City No. [-] Middle School is located in a quiet area, not far from Lin Hao's home, and the environment is good. Many students like it very much.
Lin Hao's grades in high school were mediocre. He was in the middle. He could barely reach the key points. Lin Hao himself, including his parents, didn't care much about his grades. As long as he was healthy and happy, he would be fine.
So Lin Hao listened carefully when he should be in class, and did homework after class if he had time, and simply pulled it off if he didn't like it.So Lin Hao is the kind of high school student who lives a very relaxed life.
This is also one of the reasons why Lin Hao still missed beautiful women at such a tense moment in the third year of high school.
This Liu Biting is Lin Hao's junior high school classmate, and used to be a classmate, but Liu Biting has always been indifferent to Lin Hao, but it is not the kind that is completely detestable.
In the last days of high school, Lin Hao finally made up his mind to confess his love, not to let his regret stay in high school, so he went to confess his love. In fact, Lin Hao also knew it was impossible, but sometimes he always had a glimmer of hope.Now that everything is over, Lin Hao's heart is also relaxed. Perhaps the best result is that the confession is unsuccessful.
(End of this chapter)
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