The System of Basketball Becomes a God
Chapter 59 Kissing the Ass of a Donkey (2 more)
Chapter 59 Kissing the Ass of a Donkey (Part [-])
The game came to an end. The Marvel team crushed North Florida and successfully advanced to the first round of the series and the second series. In normal games, the players of the Marvel team performed well. Although Li Qian's performance was average, he did a good job in defense and driving his teammates. The contribution made is not small.
Under this cruel competition system, every game is a life-and-death battle. After the Hoya team successfully broke through, universities such as North Carolina and Duke also succeeded in breaking through.
With this year's changes, the Marvel team has become a dark horse. They were not optimistic before the start of the game, and now they are the seeded team in the division, which is also a kind of affirmation for them.
Everyone crowded back to the locker room, joy was beyond words. They had won the first battle and won a victory.
"Everyone performed very well! I hope to continue to work hard in the future!" John was also extremely happy. After winning this victory, he was getting closer and closer to the goal, and said to everyone with a smile.
Everyone booed and applauded together, and even danced a little bit, so happy.
"Hey, buddy, we played the most perfect team basketball today." Stephen sat next to Will and Li Qian, said to them, and called Akexi over.
"Haha, I had a great game today. I really want to celebrate! I'm going to the next city tomorrow. Tonight, why don't you go to a nightclub to have fun?" Weier performed very well today, so he suggested, as a Students, haven't been to a nightclub yet.
It doesn’t mean that you have to do those things when you go to a nightclub, but sometimes you can go for entertainment, drink some wine, have a good time, and feel the unrestrained atmosphere by the way.
"Haha, that's a good suggestion, let's go together later!" Aksi heard Weier's suggestion, agreed with his point of view, and hurriedly pulled everyone together.
"Well, anyway, I have nothing to do tonight, let's go celebrate!" Li Qian was very happy, the teammates around him were strong, and the brothers were harmonious. At this time, it would be fun to go out for a drink and flirt with beautiful women, but not Be a little miss.
At this time, the locker room was joking and was about to leave the arena after taking a shower, but suddenly a person rushed in and said to everyone: "Do you know? There is a commentator who wants to fulfill his promise and kiss the ass of the donkey. Haha." As he spoke, he finally couldn't help laughing out loud, clutching his stomach.
"Why?" Li Qian asked lightly.
The man breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and faced the team members, and recounted the betting process during the game completely, and it's over.
The entire locker room burst into laughter, everyone looked at Li Qian and kept laughing.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, see if you're a donkey's ass!" Li Qian was a little embarrassed, but still thought it was a little funny, and walked out of the locker room after saying this to everyone.
Everyone followed and returned to the court. It turned out that the fans in the arena had not dispersed yet. They probably came to the commentator to kiss the donkey's butt.
"Hey, Qian, your three-pointer is very attractive to them. Although you didn't hit 6 this time, it is enough to show that your reputation is already famous all over the United States!" Weier attached to Li Qian, teasing Said.
"The performance this time is very average. I guess I should be hacked tomorrow." Li Qian said lightly.
"How could it be! Who dares to say that! I'll..." Before Weier finished speaking, Li Qian interrupted him and told him not to speak. The commentator was coming soon.
"Gentlemen and ladies, in the game just now, our commentators made a bet. If they lose, they will kiss the donkey's butt. So now we have a treat, Doug!" the host said with a playful smile. This paragraph has a bit of irony, but it is mostly intended to create a relaxed and humorous atmosphere.
Doug awkwardly walked to the center of the court, waved politely to all the fans, and then stood next to the host.
"Excuse me, what kind of motivation is it that makes you bet on kissing the donkey's ass?" The host suppressed and almost couldn't hold back, and wanted to laugh out loud.
Doug hesitated for a few seconds and said into the microphone: "I just said what I thought in my heart, but in fact, he didn't do it, which made me very disappointed. I thought they made six three-pointers or more. But I was wrong, he made 6, and damn it, it was only two!"
"Then, when the staff introduce the donkey to the stadium later, please fulfill your promise." The host said to Doug with a smile, and then quietly waited for the staff's donkey.
The fans at the scene wanted to see this scene very much. Only a few fans felt bored and left the field first, but it did not affect the high emotions of the fans.
The scene seems to be more popular during the game. It is estimated that after this episode is broadcast, the entire American fans will know Doug.
Of course, Doug is also under tremendous pressure. He doesn't want to be a person who breaks his promise and is criticized, so he still wants to fulfill his promise, although the price is a bit high.
"Hey, it's really funny. It's a donkey's butt. What if the donkey pooped when he kissed the donkey's butt?" Will said and laughed.
"Thank you for thinking it out, don't touch me!" Li Qian pretended to be disgusted, and pushed Weier away on purpose.
And Weier also deliberately rubbed against Li Qian, and the two got into a fight.
"Hey guys, the donkey is here!" Stephen saw that Li Qian and Weir were making a fuss, but the donkey had already led him into the stadium before he saw it.
When the two of them heard this, they quickly stopped fighting and looked at the center of the court curiously.
Doug saw a live donkey being led into the stadium. Beside him, there was some hesitation and an ugly look on his face.
But since he chose to fulfill his promise, he had no choice but to grit his teeth.
"Hey, Doug, it's time, let's go." The host said to Doug. Seeing Doug hesitate, he patted Doug.
Doug looked at all the fans present, and then walked slowly to the donkey.
He stood there and hesitated for a while, not daring to kiss him. At this time, some fans shouted, telling him to kiss him quickly and to go home for dinner!
Doug gritted his teeth, frowned deeply, and slowly arched his waist, slowly approaching the donkey's buttocks, and the donkey was very cooperative and did not move its position.
After a lot of inner struggle, I finally made up my mind to kiss the donkey's ass. After the kiss, I immediately took out a handkerchief and wiped my mouth with disgust. Then I found a bottle of water, poured it on the handkerchief, and wiped my mouth.
After wiping it many times, he finally felt better, waved to the audience reluctantly, and left the arena without caring what the host was saying.
"Haha, it's really interesting." Weir looked at it enthusiastically, took several photos, and sent a tweet. Aite tweeted Li Qian, Stephen Axie and others.
Within minutes, thousands of people had commented.
(End of this chapter)
The game came to an end. The Marvel team crushed North Florida and successfully advanced to the first round of the series and the second series. In normal games, the players of the Marvel team performed well. Although Li Qian's performance was average, he did a good job in defense and driving his teammates. The contribution made is not small.
Under this cruel competition system, every game is a life-and-death battle. After the Hoya team successfully broke through, universities such as North Carolina and Duke also succeeded in breaking through.
With this year's changes, the Marvel team has become a dark horse. They were not optimistic before the start of the game, and now they are the seeded team in the division, which is also a kind of affirmation for them.
Everyone crowded back to the locker room, joy was beyond words. They had won the first battle and won a victory.
"Everyone performed very well! I hope to continue to work hard in the future!" John was also extremely happy. After winning this victory, he was getting closer and closer to the goal, and said to everyone with a smile.
Everyone booed and applauded together, and even danced a little bit, so happy.
"Hey, buddy, we played the most perfect team basketball today." Stephen sat next to Will and Li Qian, said to them, and called Akexi over.
"Haha, I had a great game today. I really want to celebrate! I'm going to the next city tomorrow. Tonight, why don't you go to a nightclub to have fun?" Weier performed very well today, so he suggested, as a Students, haven't been to a nightclub yet.
It doesn’t mean that you have to do those things when you go to a nightclub, but sometimes you can go for entertainment, drink some wine, have a good time, and feel the unrestrained atmosphere by the way.
"Haha, that's a good suggestion, let's go together later!" Aksi heard Weier's suggestion, agreed with his point of view, and hurriedly pulled everyone together.
"Well, anyway, I have nothing to do tonight, let's go celebrate!" Li Qian was very happy, the teammates around him were strong, and the brothers were harmonious. At this time, it would be fun to go out for a drink and flirt with beautiful women, but not Be a little miss.
At this time, the locker room was joking and was about to leave the arena after taking a shower, but suddenly a person rushed in and said to everyone: "Do you know? There is a commentator who wants to fulfill his promise and kiss the ass of the donkey. Haha." As he spoke, he finally couldn't help laughing out loud, clutching his stomach.
"Why?" Li Qian asked lightly.
The man breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and faced the team members, and recounted the betting process during the game completely, and it's over.
The entire locker room burst into laughter, everyone looked at Li Qian and kept laughing.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, see if you're a donkey's ass!" Li Qian was a little embarrassed, but still thought it was a little funny, and walked out of the locker room after saying this to everyone.
Everyone followed and returned to the court. It turned out that the fans in the arena had not dispersed yet. They probably came to the commentator to kiss the donkey's butt.
"Hey, Qian, your three-pointer is very attractive to them. Although you didn't hit 6 this time, it is enough to show that your reputation is already famous all over the United States!" Weier attached to Li Qian, teasing Said.
"The performance this time is very average. I guess I should be hacked tomorrow." Li Qian said lightly.
"How could it be! Who dares to say that! I'll..." Before Weier finished speaking, Li Qian interrupted him and told him not to speak. The commentator was coming soon.
"Gentlemen and ladies, in the game just now, our commentators made a bet. If they lose, they will kiss the donkey's butt. So now we have a treat, Doug!" the host said with a playful smile. This paragraph has a bit of irony, but it is mostly intended to create a relaxed and humorous atmosphere.
Doug awkwardly walked to the center of the court, waved politely to all the fans, and then stood next to the host.
"Excuse me, what kind of motivation is it that makes you bet on kissing the donkey's ass?" The host suppressed and almost couldn't hold back, and wanted to laugh out loud.
Doug hesitated for a few seconds and said into the microphone: "I just said what I thought in my heart, but in fact, he didn't do it, which made me very disappointed. I thought they made six three-pointers or more. But I was wrong, he made 6, and damn it, it was only two!"
"Then, when the staff introduce the donkey to the stadium later, please fulfill your promise." The host said to Doug with a smile, and then quietly waited for the staff's donkey.
The fans at the scene wanted to see this scene very much. Only a few fans felt bored and left the field first, but it did not affect the high emotions of the fans.
The scene seems to be more popular during the game. It is estimated that after this episode is broadcast, the entire American fans will know Doug.
Of course, Doug is also under tremendous pressure. He doesn't want to be a person who breaks his promise and is criticized, so he still wants to fulfill his promise, although the price is a bit high.
"Hey, it's really funny. It's a donkey's butt. What if the donkey pooped when he kissed the donkey's butt?" Will said and laughed.
"Thank you for thinking it out, don't touch me!" Li Qian pretended to be disgusted, and pushed Weier away on purpose.
And Weier also deliberately rubbed against Li Qian, and the two got into a fight.
"Hey guys, the donkey is here!" Stephen saw that Li Qian and Weir were making a fuss, but the donkey had already led him into the stadium before he saw it.
When the two of them heard this, they quickly stopped fighting and looked at the center of the court curiously.
Doug saw a live donkey being led into the stadium. Beside him, there was some hesitation and an ugly look on his face.
But since he chose to fulfill his promise, he had no choice but to grit his teeth.
"Hey, Doug, it's time, let's go." The host said to Doug. Seeing Doug hesitate, he patted Doug.
Doug looked at all the fans present, and then walked slowly to the donkey.
He stood there and hesitated for a while, not daring to kiss him. At this time, some fans shouted, telling him to kiss him quickly and to go home for dinner!
Doug gritted his teeth, frowned deeply, and slowly arched his waist, slowly approaching the donkey's buttocks, and the donkey was very cooperative and did not move its position.
After a lot of inner struggle, I finally made up my mind to kiss the donkey's ass. After the kiss, I immediately took out a handkerchief and wiped my mouth with disgust. Then I found a bottle of water, poured it on the handkerchief, and wiped my mouth.
After wiping it many times, he finally felt better, waved to the audience reluctantly, and left the arena without caring what the host was saying.
"Haha, it's really interesting." Weir looked at it enthusiastically, took several photos, and sent a tweet. Aite tweeted Li Qian, Stephen Axie and others.
Within minutes, thousands of people had commented.
(End of this chapter)
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