I'm king in the basket

Chapter 99 You Are The Only One
"Larch, can you not be nice to Charlize?"

That night, when Li Xing returned home, Dai Linsi and McPhee launched a sweet offensive against him.The main purpose is to make Li Xing give up his pursuit of Theron.

Li Xing didn't understand. He didn't see such a big reaction from these two when he was chasing other women. What's wrong today?
"The reason?"

If they insist on not accepting Li Xing, because of the selfishness of a man, he can't give up the whole forest for a single tree.
But there must be a reasonable, justifiable, and acceptable reason for Li Xing to give up, right?

"Charlize looks fierce!"

"She is the best actress at the Oscars, I dare not be with her!"

What is the reason?If Theron is given up for this reason, even everyone in front of the book will jump in and beat Li Xing. This situation must never happen.

"You may have misunderstood Charlize, she is actually very gentle."

Li Xing tried to enlighten them.

Dai Linsi was trembling with fear: "Could it be that you have already slept?" "No way? Is Charlize so unreserved?" McPhee asked secretly: "How is her technique?"

It does not make sense!

Li Xing said angrily: "Yes, Charlize is pregnant, how is it? Now you accept it?"

"What~~~!!!"

Ingrid and Pantoliano rushed in from outside the door.

"Pregnant?"

Looking at the four stunned faces, Li Xing smiled bitterly and said, "Did you two just eavesdrop outside the door?"

"No, I'm just... just tying my shoes outside the door!" Ingrid seemed to forget that she was wearing slippers now.

Also, she never wears shoes with laces.

Is a very firm "reject shoelaces"!
Li Xing didn't take these levelless lies seriously, looking at Pantoliano, this girl is usually the most honest.

"I walked to the door by accident and overheard it, I didn't mean it." Pantoliano looked at Li Xing timidly: "I can accept Charlize, Larch, can you forgive me? "

Li Xing looked at Kate and McPhee: "Look, Glia is not afraid, she is not even a star, what are you afraid of? No matter how small your fame is, you are still a wrist."

What does "she's not even a star" mean?Pantoliano was heartbroken.

Dai Linsi and McPhee blushed.

As for Ingrid, she is more concerned about Theron's pregnancy: "Wait a minute, let's talk about the pregnancy."

"What's there to say? That's it." Li Xing wanted to wait until they fully accepted Theron before exposing this lie.

I just didn't expect that this lie would lead to other things.

"It's not that I don't accept Charlize, it's just that she is like a star in the clouds, I can only look up to her at ordinary times, if one day, she suddenly strips naked and lies on the bed with me." Dai Linsi said embarrassingly: " It feels weird."

"Yeah! I like her "Devil Head" the most. It would be very strange to sleep in the same bed with her." McPhee blowing hot air in Li Xing's ear, doing it with Dai Linsi Final struggle.

"Can the two of you act? That's not the point, okay? What happened to the best actress in the Oscar? You are also actors!" Ingrid said in a deep voice, "She is pregnant now, which is a big deal!"

"If you're pregnant, you're pregnant." Dai Linsi said heartlessly.

McPhee smiled and said, "I like babies very much."

"I can help with the baby," Pantoliano volunteered.

Li Xing divided his hands and gave Ingrid a "Look, you are the most unaware" expression and eyes.

The next day, Li Xing woke up in his jade body and silver arms.

When he moved his body, Li Xing felt his entire waist was sore.

"If this continues, my waist will be broken sooner or later." Li Xing suddenly felt that this could not continue.

"No sir, do you have any skills to enhance that function?" Li Xing asked kindly.

"Have."

"Please advise!"

"Do more squats."

"Damn!" Li Xing said angrily, "How many fucking squats do I have to do to subdue five women and still be able to do it right away?"

"Given your profession, your status, it's very difficult for you to come into contact with similar incidents, unless you have a lot of exposure to people who are engaged in sex work."

"Depend on!"

Could it be that I'm going to find ducks to practice skills?The more Li Xing thought about it, the more terrifying he became.

Suddenly, he remembered the trading market.

He opened up the market suddenly, and frantically searched for skills related to "healthy fitness", but the result left him dumbfounded, it really does exist.

"Steel Spear: The No.1 weapon in the world. Those who own this weapon can pass through the flowers without any problem. The price is 50 points."

"Depend on!"

"Waist of the Titan: A small waist that never gets tired. You deserve it. It will be used for 20 years and sold for 50 points."

"Buy a ball!"

"Finger of the Eagle: Goddess Equipment, used ones are good, the price is 30 points."

"Farewell!"

Li Xing shut down the trading market angrily. These are all bastard black merchants. What do you want to sell so expensive for a sex skill?Don't you know that it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together?They are all the chosen ones who have traveled through time. It is not easy for everyone, so why make things difficult for each other?Why is this necessary?
"I have a bold idea!"

"You actually want to make an AV?"

"Damn! Don't fucking say it! I don't want face?"

Li Xing blushed.

"Given who you are, it will be a feat."

"do not talk!"

"This event has the potential to become a unique myth in NBA history."

"shut up!"

"No traveler has ever thought of you. You are the miracle of all things in the world. You are the only seedling in history. You are the treasure among the travelers. You are the only limited edition of the galaxy in the universe. You are the origin. You are the end, you...you are the only one."

"Beep again! Beep again and I will commit suicide!"

Li Xing was mad, what happened to the system today?Usually let it shut up and shut up, and it's over after a few words of complaints, and it's fucking endless, is the protagonist shameless?Anyway, it's the protagonist, can you save some face?
What Li Xing didn't know was that his idea just now caused countless parameters to appear in the "Reshape Life" system in an instant.

That's a parameter that never came up.

The system will analyze in an instant according to the thoughts generated by travelers anytime and anywhere, and give the optimal solution.

The "Reshaping Life" system has parasitized countless people in countless times and spaces in the long river of the universe, but no one has ever had such a weird idea.

Therefore, when this idea appeared in Li Xing's mind, countless codes appeared in the system, which made it abnormal.

In other words, Li Xing's thoughts made the system angry.

His grandma's, did I treat you badly or what?Why are you so overwhelmed?Going to shoot AV?what do you think?

How can a traveler go to shoot AV?People are trying their best to collect all three thousand harems, plunder the world's property, and become the ruler of the world, and the worst thing is to be the overlord of one party.How about you, let alone a career with no great future, why the hell are you thinking of making AV because you can't handle women?Your fucking brain is broken by the door!

Oh shit!If you don't complain about this brainless bastard today, I will still be his system.

God, why did I pick this guy?This is a hopeless idiot!

One is a human, and the other is an invisible machine, and at this moment, the other is half-deadly pissed off.

Perhaps, the system is a little more angry. After all, the system that has not experienced fluctuations for countless years has a little confusion because of this weird idea. It can only be said to be awesome.

Finally, the system returned to normal.

Li Xing also realized that something was wrong, this girl was obviously mocking himself with a bit of anger just now.

Damn, isn't it the system?Don't you call yourself "nothing"?How can you still mock people?
"Come out, let's talk a few words!"

"come out!"

"Why are you dumb? Didn't you speak very well just now?"

The system that returns to normal will not pay attention to this kind of neurotic shouting.

"Forget it, maybe I'm overthinking."

Li Xing thought to himself.

"No, you didn't care too much. I did have some confusion just now because I received strange data. Please rest assured that it has returned to normal now."

What is a fucking weird stat?That is the darkest secret in my heart!

Li Xing had a difficult morning, not to mention being ridiculed by the system, but also made himself very angry, it was really terrible.

After Li Xing left, Ingrid woke up Dai Linsi and McPhee who were fast asleep.

"What are you doing? I want to sleep!" Dai Linsi hugged the bed and put on an ugly sleeping posture.

"Sleep! Just sleep! Fat woman, Charlize is here!" Ingrid said angrily.

"What? Charlize is here?"

Dai Linsi and McPhee woke up together, looked left and right, but didn't see Theron.

"You lied to me?" Dai Linsi was furious in an instant: "I hate people disturbing my sleep the most, you bastard!"

"Kate, wait a minute, let's listen to what she has to say." McPhee stopped Dailins who was going to have a sexy fight with Ingrid.

"What's the matter? This bitch knows I don't like being disturbed, so she must have done it on purpose!" Dai Linsi said angrily, "Catherine, let me go! I'm going to fight her to the death today! It's not her If I get stripped, I get stripped! But it doesn’t matter, anyway, I have a real G cup, unlike some Xiaopingping who don’t even have an A.”

"you!"

When Ingrid heard this, she didn't care about other things, and was really ready to come up for a "striping clothes" battle.

Pantoliano hugged Ingrid from behind: "Inge, calm down! Let's talk about the business first, the business matters!"

"Can!"

Ingrid thought of the business, spent all her strength to calm down, and then said: "There is no end between us, but before that, I want to talk about my plan. When I finish speaking, if you want to join, I welcome you." ! If you don’t want to join, then I will definitely take off your damn fat woman’s clothes today! Let everyone appreciate your disgusting fat!”

"Huh! Larch likes my little meat the most." Dai Linsi proudly puffed up her G chest.

"Okay, let's talk about the business first." Pantoliano feared that the war would start again.

"Humph!"

Ingrid didn't even look at Dailins, took a deep breath, and spoke her plan.

　Bargnani retired today.

　　I feel very emotional. I feel that this is a player who was born in the wrong era. If he came to this era, he should be able to play well. As the main protagonist of this book, his fate will be very different from that in reality.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)