I'm king in the basket

Chapter 269 Yes, Yes

Barkley regards Li Xing as Kenny Smith, Reggie Miller and those easy-to-fool country bumpkins.

Those idiots will be satisfied with some pizza.

Could Li Xing be an ordinary person?
Can ordinary things catch his eyes?
Barkley will never forget what happened the last time he invited Li Xing to dinner. Eating was just a trivial matter. What was terrible was that he drove away all the people who were eating in the restaurant.

It's just an excuse to keep saying that I'm not used to eating with people around me!

Hearing that he wanted to do this again at this moment, Barkley wished he could slap both of himself soberly.

It wasn't enough to be tricked last time, but this time he actually dug a hole and buried himself, what is that?
"Let's go, Chuck, I happen to know that there is a newly opened star-rated restaurant, which is definitely worthy of our worth."

After Li Xing said it, he didn't care about Barkley's opinion at all, so let's go.

Barkley was crying. He knew that his wallet would lose weight again today.

This master is not spending his own money, but he doesn't feel bad at all. The food is only a small amount of money, and the big money is mainly spent on renting out the restaurant and dismissing the guests who are already eating.

All of them are petty bourgeoisie, how can it be so easy to dismiss?
Barkley was in so much pain that the show hadn't aired yet, and they had to pre-record three episodes before it aired.

This means, every time you record a show, you have to invite this guy to dinner?

Buckley's fingers trembled when he thought about the money he would spend on treating people to dinner in the future.

Damn, it won't end up bankrupt because of the treats, will it?
"Here it is." Li Xing led Buckley to a restaurant that looked extravagant from the outside.

This kind of restaurant is by no means accessible to ordinary people.

"Larch, do you want me to take over here?"

Barkley asked bravely.

Whether it is life or death depends on how Li Xing responds to this sentence.

Li Xing looked around and found that there were quite a few people. If he wanted to rent this place, Buckley would have to spend a lot of money. How could he have the heart to let him spend money?
Remembering that he had invited guests last time, Li Xing couldn't kill him this time.

No matter what, they are all retired jerseys, not popular fried chicken like Kobe.

"Forget it, it's better if there are more people. I like to be lively, just like being at home."

Li Xingshun made an excuse, and the corner of Buckley's mouth twitched.

more people are better
you like lively
Hmm. Where the fuck is the knife?I want to hack this stinking idiot to death!
Barkley was suddenly furious. This guy didn't say that last time.

Just as he was about to get angry, Li Xing had already found a seat to sit down: "Chuck, it's nice here, it's ventilated, and you can see new guests coming in."

"See what the guests are looking at?"

Buckley asked.

"If there is a beautiful woman, we can take this opportunity to strike up a conversation." Li Xing said with a smile.

What a beast!

However, Barkley will not let him go easily: "By the way, didn't you say last time that you don't like to have idle people next to you while eating? Why is it different this time? Huh?"

Barkley's eyes on Li Xing now are more ferocious than any of his eyes when he was about to hit someone in those mosaic game videos.

Li Xing had reason to believe that if his answer didn't suit the other party's wishes, the knife and fork used to cut meat on the table would fall on him in minutes.

"Uh, we are friends, and this place is not an ordinary place. How can I let you spend money? You invited me last time. Chinese people pay attention to reciprocity, so I will invite you for this meal."

For the sake of his own life, Li Xing gritted his teeth and let it go.

Ok?
Chinese?
Although this guy looks like an Asian, he is clearly an American.

"What Chinese? Are you Chinese?"

Buckley was surprised: "When did you sneak here? Who gave you a false identity for such a disaster? Who?"

"What you mean is that you want to be the person who helped me fake my identity?" Li Xing asked with a smile on his face.

Barkley just regretted: "Oh, being able to make such a seamless fake identity shows that that person is very skilled, but he absolutely shouldn't help you with a false identity."

"Why? Why can't I?"

Although it was all nonsense, Li Xing also wanted to know why this fat man said such things.

"You are such a ostentatious person, who doesn't want to find out about you? A fake is a fake after all, and it will be exposed one day. You should keep a low profile." Barkley sighed.

"I do not!"

Li Xing pouted arrogantly: "I'm not low-key!"

"Then you just wait for the fuck to come out!" Buckley said, "Who cares about you?"

"Tch, anyway, I didn't come here illegally."

Li Xing's words made Barkley angry again.

"Damn it, are you forcing me to beat you?"

Buckley asked, "Why are you playing tricks on me?" "How could I play tricks on you?" Li Xing asked back.

"Then why did you lie to me? Why did you say that you came here illegally?"

This fat man is really inexplicable, is that what I said?

Li Xing argued hard: "Correct, you said this sentence, I just said it for the sake of you being a senior, how could I know you are so easy to deceive?"

easy to cheat
Buckley's chubby face trembled, and he glanced left and right. He swore that if it weren't for the fact that he was surrounded by respectable people, he would definitely beat Li Xing to death on the spot.

"Then why do you say you are Chinese? What is it if you are not smuggled in? Your information says you are an American. You were born in"

Buckley told the story of Li Xing's experience from childhood to adulthood just like those who investigated the household registration.

"What do you want to know about me?"

Li Xing looked at him in horror.

Does this fat man have any unreasonable thoughts about me?

In fact, Barkley didn't want to either.

However, he has commented on many Raptors games. Every time he comes to a Raptors game, Li Xing's information will be reviewed in the pre-game preview. Even if he is mentally handicapped, he can still remember some.What's more, he has always claimed to be a hall of fame commentator, and this kind of homework must be done.

"It's not important, what's important is, why do you say you are Chinese? Could it be that you want to lie to me again?"

Barkley's eyes became very unfriendly again.

Oops, it's the feeling of being beaten to the bone.

In order to save his life, Li Xing could only reveal the secret to Barkley: "That's right, I'm planning to change my nationality to China."

The world has stopped clamoring,
The birds no longer chirp,

Even the fucking Indians don't use oil anymore,
The whole world was silent for a second or two for Li Xing's words.

Barkley squeezed Li Xing's face: "Does it hurt?"

"How about I pinch you and try?" Li Xing asked back.

"It seems that you are really crazy." Barkley confirmed.

"What? Look down on China?" Li Xing asked back.

"I don't know what kind of person would give up American nationality and not Chinese nationality." Barkley shook his head, becoming more and more incomprehensible to the current situation of young people.

"It's interesting to change it back and forth. I can change it back then."

Li Xing's words almost made Buckley's cheeks twitch.

Did this fucking think it was a girlfriend change?Dump the current one and go back to pursue the ex?Are you cheap?
"Don't make such an expression. I have studied the nationality law seriously. If you don't believe me, I will show you."

"No, that's enough, I don't want to talk to you about these boring things anymore!"

"Since you said reciprocity, I have a small request."

Barkley smiled.

Li Xing said generously: "Tell me, I treat my friends the most generously."

"You said, courtesy is reciprocal. Since we are friends, we must have the same hobbies. I, like you, don't like to have idle people next to me when I eat. Can you please, huh, you understand."

Barkley was grinning, and the threatening words "I'll kill you on the spot if you refuse" were clearly written on his fat face.

"Okay, of course, we're friends."

Li Xing wasn't afraid of offending others, and he didn't feel sorry for the money, it was just that he was too upset to be slapped around by this fat man.

He stood up, walked to the front desk, and made his request.

"This, I'm afraid it's against the rules?" The waiter said awkwardly.

"Snapped!"

Li Xing suddenly broke out: "What's wrong with the rules? If you can't make the decision, let someone who can make the decision talk to me!"

"Fuck, get out!"

This is a typical example of bullying and fearing violence. Li did not dare to get angry in front of a certain fat man, so he could only find this kind of waiter to vent his anger.

The waiter hurried to the backstage to invite the person in charge to come out. Li Xing expressed his appeal, but the other party also expressed embarrassment.

So, Li Xing said directly: "I will settle the meal money for everyone here, please let them disappear immediately, Charles Barkley doesn't like idle people around when he eats, don't you know? Huh?"

Li Xing tried his best to bite Buckley back at the end, but he had too much history, even if he deliberately spoke so loudly, the crowd at the scene would think it was his own appeal.

"Damn Lucky Lee!"

"How the hell did I go blind to cheer for you before? Go to hell, you ruined my good mood for the day!"

"God, send this bastard to hell!"

Li Xing spent a lot of money, and what he got: the anger of the masses, which will definitely be published in the newspapers in a few days, and then reduce the Toronto people's favorability towards him, as well as Buckley, who has avenged his revenge, and the aggrieved and frustrated anger.

"Oh, sure enough, it's happiest to eat with friends. It's great to have no one around!" Barkley muttered loudly.

Li Xing was already numb: "Yes, yes."

"However, the food in this place is not delicious. Next time I will take you to a good place. Don't worry, I will definitely reserve the place in advance to ensure that there will be no idlers waiting to spoil our good mood."

"Yeah yeah"

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