I'm king in the basket

Chapter 18 Boring men and rude women

Li Xing entertained himself for half an hour and was about to go home.

There were almost no one on the street at this time. If it wasn't for Li Xing's tall and burly man, he might have been scared to death walking alone on the street.

Home is not far away, Li Xing quickened his pace.

As he was walking, he suddenly saw a ups and downs figure flashing in front of him, and when the figure approached, he saw the face of the other party clearly.

This is a rare beauty - her eyebrows are like willow leaves, her eyes are like stars, her nose is like a crescent moon, and her pair of delicate lips are of the right size. The combination of these five features constitutes a Caucasian face that is very in line with Asian aesthetics.

Li Xing didn't have time to admire her beauty, because she was drunk and wandering alone in the street, any unscrupulous man would be able to fuck her.

Li Xing was not a serious person, but he didn't want to do anything to the other party. When he smelled alcohol on the other party's body, he just wanted to avoid him.

When you try to avoid trouble, trouble will always find you, let alone a beautiful trouble.

"Harlan, I know it's you, do you like me like this?"

She raised her head and grabbed Li Xing's face, ready to kiss him passionately, but suddenly realized that she was not tall enough to be a hooligan.

"You got the wrong person."

Seeing the other party's frivolity, Li Xing felt disgusted in his heart, and covered her face with his hands.

"You really love to joke, how could I recognize the wrong person?" She leaned on Li Xing drunkenly: "You seem to have grown taller."

Without you, is this a special event?
"Not counting."

What is that?
Or, Aventure?Peach Blossom Tribulation?

"Where is your home? I'll take you back." Li Xing said.

She said in a daze; "Just kidding again, your home is my home."

"What is this?"

It's late at night, and she's completely drunk again. Wouldn't it be good if you just throw her on the street?

For the sake of her good looks, Li Xing carried her on his back and entered the Lincoln apartment.

She was already asleep, and Li Xing didn't even know her name, nor did she know what consequences would result from doing so, so he just carried her into the house.

Looking at it this way, he looks like an idiot who takes advantage of a woman while she's drunk.

Behind Li Xing, a reporter was secretly following.

Rising Raptors star molested drunk woman?This is big news!

Lincoln Apartment has the twentieth floor, and Li Xing lives on the sixth floor.

Li Xing put the woman on the sofa, opened the room, picked up the spare quilt and covered her hastily, and then went to take a bath.

It's that simple, Li Xing is not an abstinent person without emotions, seeing this woman, he somehow thought of Pang Ruo.

I don't know if she is doing well?
You must be very anxious if you find out that I suddenly disappeared, right?

Li Xing felt melancholy for a while, took off his clothes and took a shower again.

All night without incident.

The next day, when Li Xing opened his eyes, he saw a suspicious face holding a baseball bat at him.

"Tell me where this is, what did you do to me last night?"

It was the woman who was brought home by him last night who spoke.

"This is my home, what do you think happened last night?" Li Xing shyly covered her face with a quilt like a little woman: "Did you forget our happy time last night? You were so passionate and full of love You call me Harun, although I am not Harun, but how can I live up to the kindness of the beauty?"

"You! Impossible!" The woman said angrily, "How could I do that to Harlan?"

"Drunk people tend to reveal their true feelings. Have you held back for too long?" Li Xing detoured the matter further and further.

Women are mad, why does this bastard talk like I'm taking advantage of him?Even if my strong woman fucks you, who will take advantage of it?

"Then tell me, how many moles are there on my chest?"

This is the best way to verify the authenticity of Li Xing's words, although it is a bit embarrassing.

"Do you really want to say this?"

Li Xing asked cautiously, as if it was inconvenient to speak because of his reputation.

"You can choose to say it here, or I will give you a stick and you go to the hospital to say it!" the woman threatened viciously.

This woman really doesn't know good from bad. Fortunately, she didn't do anything to her last night, otherwise I really can't tell now!

"You don't have a mole on your chest."

No matter how many guesses there are, there is a chance of guessing right. If you simply give nothing, you will always guess wrong, right?

"You shameless bastard!"

Her complexion suddenly changed.

"What happened to me?"

Get scolded if you guess wrong?Is it unreasonable?Li Xing felt that he was really unlucky. He didn't get thanks from others for doing good deeds, and he still had to be coerced like this.

The woman didn't expect Li Xing to be right, she really didn't have a mole on her chest, it was just a question to trick him.

But he's right, and it speaks for itself.
"Woo~~~"

She threw the baseball bat aside, sat on the edge of the bed and cried.

Hearing that Li Xing's scalp was numb, he patted her on the back: "Don't cry, nothing happened?"

"You bastard! Nothing happened? What else do you want to happen? Do you want me to give birth to you?" Like an enraged mother leopard, she rushed forward and bit Li Xing's shoulder.

"Ah~~!!"

Eight in the morning
Li Xing looked in the mirror with an ugly expression: "How will I live in the future? Damn it."

On his left shoulder, there are now two rows of clearly visible teeth marks.

"There's something wrong with doing good things? No sir, do you think I'm too unlucky? After playing a game, I went through inexplicably, and met your heartless broken system, and then joined a bad team full of weirdos. Then there were all kinds of bad things that couldn't be explained in words, and finally had an affair, and the mother is a crazy woman!"

Li Xing suddenly felt that his life was full of tragedies. Could it be that God felt that his first half of life was too comfortable and deliberately made him unhappy?
But this is too much to be unhappy, right?Would you please do me a favor and quickly accept your supernatural powers!I know you are trying to train me, but if you mess with me so frequently, sooner or later you will drive me crazy!
"Is this a bad thing?"

"Obviously not, although you guys had a bad run"

"You're enough, do you think I'll have thoughts about that female lunatic? Are you underestimating me? Although I, Li Xing, did nothing in my previous life, I still have feelings for women."

"As far as I know, you only have Pang Ruo."

Li Xing interrupted it: "What are you doing? Is it interesting to expose people's background all day long?"

Li Xing washed the bitten part with water, but it didn't help, the tooth marks seemed to stay on it for a while.

"My tender and smooth little shoulder." Li Xing touched it heartbroken.

"I'm hungry." The woman came up again.

Li Xing was furious immediately: "Why are you looking for me when you're hungry?"

"This is your home. As the host, shouldn't you entertain guests for breakfast?" the woman asked confidently.

"Is there a guest like you? Just bite the master back indiscriminately!" Li Xing lifted his collar, "Look at what you bit me!"

After the incident, Li Xing explained the ins and outs of the incident clearly—Ingrid, that is, she expressed her apology.

It's a pity that the man in front of her is not the kind of warm man who will subdue when he hears a woman acting like a baby, and give up when he sees a woman admitting her mistake.

He complained endlessly, as if he had suffered a huge loss, and he was clearly bitten by someone, so why are you so fussy?Cheapskate!
Besides, what happened last night was all his own story, so maybe what happened!

"Then what do you think? Who told you to make that kind of joke?" Ingrid was unreasonable, and stared at Li Xing with a domineering expression of "I'll bite you?"

Li Xing was angry, but he didn't really treat the other party badly.

Because, the other party really just bit her. Although there was a tooth mark on his shoulder, he didn't do anything else.

So Li Xing wouldn't kill her, and wouldn't drag her to the bed to deal with it, so he just got mad like a little man here, and then went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

Li Xing walked into the kitchen and took out bread, chicken breast, tin foil, and the oven.

"What do you want to eat?"

Although he was very dissatisfied with this ignorant lady, Li Xing still maintained his basic gentlemanly demeanor. (he thinks)
"Apple salad, thank you."

"No."

"No? Are you a primitive tribe here? Why don't you even have apple salad?"

"It's just not!"

"Then you can do whatever you want. Seeing you like this, I don't have any expectations."

"You can come?"

"As the host, you actually want your guests to prepare breakfast for you?"

This man really has no grace at all!Ingrid slandered endlessly in her heart.

Li Xing prepared for a long time, and finally made two sandwiches that looked the same.

His was a chicken sandwich, and Ingrid's was a chicken sandwich with salad.

The two sat down together and finally had a chance to have a good chat.

"I actually called Harlan to you last night. Is that what?"

Ingrid still couldn't believe it. Harlan was her younger brother. How could she do that to her younger brother?

"You did want to give me a French kiss while calling Harlan's name, but don't worry, I refused you, I don't want to have any substantive contact with a smelly mouth full of alcohol." Li Xing was vicious said.

That made Ingrid want to put teeth marks on his other shoulder.

What is French Kiss?happened?How did you know I could stick my tongue out?What if I just wanted to kiss you on the cheek?Why do you slander me so much?

"What are you doing?" Ingrid wanted to calm herself down.

"Is there something wrong with your eyesight? What do you think I can do with my height?" Li Xing asked.

"how could I know?"

Ingrid just felt baffled, this guy seems to be still angry?
How can there be such a stingy man?Didn't I just bite you?Even if it's my fault, you deserve it. Who told you to joke?

Is that kind of thing a joke?
Ingrid convinced herself with a thousand reasons, and then snorted: "A boring man."

"Irreverent woman."

"you!"

(End of this chapter)