I'm king in the basket

Chapter 119 His acting skills are worse than yours

Chapter 119 His acting skills are worse than yours
"Larch, some people say that you came to the City of Angels to meet Kobe, is that true?"

Li Xing didn't know where the news came from, but the person who forged the news was definitely a Lakers fan.

Unfortunately, his answer was no and he was merciless: "It's strange, why did I come here to meet the guy who almost pushed the team into the fire pit in the finals? I don't know him well."

If the fans in Los Angeles said to Li Xing that "it's okay to have friends coming from afar?", now their attitude should be like those who have been snubbed, uttered a cold snort, waved their hands and said, "send guest!"

"So, what is your purpose in coming to Los Angeles?"

"Of course I came to see the progress of Charlize and Dai Linsi's filming. Otherwise, what else would I do? Do you think I like this place? It's far worse than Toronto!"

Later, someone sorted out Li Xing's remarks and found that there was no logic to follow.

It seems that there is only one conclusion: "This person is born to be beaten, and he will be honest if he is beaten up one day."

Later, Evans discovered this article, and took the initiative to diss the author on Twitter: "I beat Larch every day, and you say he owes it? Do you think the old man's fist is not hard enough?"

The most surprising thing about this DISS roll call is not Evans' retaliation, but the phrase "I beat Larch every day" he said.

day by day?

God!

Later, Li Xing was questioned by many reporters because of this incident. In the end, he was very annoyed and told the truth of the matter: "Yes! Reggie abused me every day, so I was irritable and mentally abnormal, so I was interviewed. When I said those words, they were not my true words.”

In this way, the problem escalated to the end, and everything became Evans' fault.

Li Xing's sharp interview angered the Los Angeles media, and no one was around him anymore, so he naturally wandered the streets with his bodyguards.

Originally, some fans wanted to come up and threaten to sign autographs, but seeing his tall bodyguards looking around ferociously, they had no choice but to give up this idea.

Li Xing looks down on Los Angeles verbally, but it is worthy of being an international metropolis, and the level of prosperity is even higher than that of Toronto, and the streets and alleys are full of trendy brands.

Li Xing, who lived in Toronto for a long time, suddenly came to Los Angeles, which is more prosperous, and couldn't help comparing it with the grass and trees in Toronto.

The final result is self-evident. Although Li Xing is biased, Los Angeles is indeed a better city than Toronto.

Li Xing visited the Lakers' training center, where the Heat are training in North Korea.

Usually at this time, Kobe is already in special training. Players of his level only have this month to train with peace of mind every summer. At other times, they have to fly around in the air.

Although the training will not fall behind, it is also difficult to concentrate as much as now.

Successfully defending the championship this season, the Lakers are full of ambitions, as if they have revived the glory of ten years ago.

Kobe was even more vocal, and some irrational fans began to advocate him without thinking.

This has nothing to do with Li Xing, he just dropped in to see the training here.

Knowing that Kobe was recuperating, he had no choice but to leave.

Theron and Denise's film "Beasts" is filming in Los Angeles.

This is a visual masterpiece that does not speak logic, does not deserve to study the plot, and does not need to scrutinize the details.

There's a colloquial term for these kinds of movies, they're called popcorn movies.

The quality of the special effects determines the success or failure of the movie. Both Theron and Dai Linsi are just vases in the movie. In the end, they still need brave and fearless American men to save the world.

Since Hollywood movies entered the era of special effects, American heroes have saved the world hundreds of times in movies every year.

And by the way, dozens of attempts to stop Russia from destroying the world.

Who knows why in the movie, Russian nuclear missiles are running around the world, and they are always associated with those idiots who want to destroy the world.

This movie doesn't have so many black materials with private goods.

It's just a simple monster movie. The creatures from outer space attack the earth and drive human beings to a desperate situation. The heroic and fearless protagonist rides the F22 to fight against them, and finally saves the world and embraces the beauty.

It seems to be a very satisfying popcorn movie. If the damn male lead doesn't kiss Theron in the end, Li Xing will be happy to contribute to his box office.

"Lalu, I still don't think kissing is appropriate."

Li Xing secretly found the director, hoping that he would change his mind before filming the last scene.

"Larch, this is normal, we kiss every day, why do you care about this?" Lalu is a young director who is popular with Tektronix, he knows the relationship between Li Xing and Theron, and also I know Li Xing's influence, so I don't want to offend him.

Li Xing looked down at Lalu and said flatly, "Sorry, I'm a traditional Chinese."

"But... you are obviously an American."

"I have a blood-red Chinese heart, can't I?"

In short, Li Xing must avoid this scene from happening: "I don't think a kiss is necessarily the best reward for a returning hero. You can ask Charlize to give him a bear hug. My lord doesn't mind a lot."

"Hehe." Lalu laughed awkwardly.

"Okay, this is a bit unsatisfactory."

Li Xing said: "Then you can play borrowing, don't you like this one the most?" In the whole story, the man and woman kiss and make love, which is the classic mode of the movie." Lalu explained.

"Yup!"

Li Xing said decisively: "Classics are meant to be broken! If you can break the rules, you will be the next Carmelo Anthony!"

"Thank you for flattering me so much, but I'm still far from it."

Seeing that Li Xing refused to give up, Lalu had another idea in his mind: "If you insist on me changing my mind, it's not impossible."

"Tell me, what do you need me to do?"

Naturally, Li Xing would not make the other party change his mind by talking empty teeth.

Throw me papaya and give me Qiongju

"If you can make a cameo in the movie, I believe it can make up for that loss."

As long as Li Xing is brought in, it doesn't matter whether Theron wants to kiss the hero or not, countless fans will come to hear the news.

Just think about the guy's big mouth, he's definitely the most famous American this year.

His mouth has attacked people all over the United States, even if it is to spit him, some people will go to the movie theater.

And those who don't pay attention to basketball at all will have the idea of ​​"maybe they should go and see where this is sacred" because of his existence as a big celebrity.

It's not impossible to make a guest appearance, Li Xing is worried: "I have no acting experience at all."

"It doesn't matter, you just play a cameo as a courier, with only two lines, and it doesn't take more than 30 seconds from appearance to finale." Lalu said. "Charlize doesn't have to kiss other men as long as you promise."

shameless!After a long time, he was planning on this!

snort!
Li Xing thought he was a principled director, but looking at it now, it's nothing more than that!
Li Xing didn't tell Theron and Dai Linsi the news that he came to Los Angeles, he wanted to give them a surprise.

After getting the script, Li Xing opened it and briefly read it.

"Your courier, please sign for it."

"Goodbye."

These few lines are indeed very simple, even a mentally retarded person can barely complete them.

The next day
Li Xing came to the shooting scene, put on the courier uniform, looked in the mirror, and it looked like that.

"Superstar, are you ready?" Lalu came over and patted him.

"anytime!"

"Kate doesn't know it's you, so some accidents may happen later, you have to be mentally prepared." Lalu laughed.

Thinking of Dai Linsi's usual madness, Li Xing was worried that Dai Linsi would strip him naked and execute him on the spot
That would be bad.

Leaving aside the negative effects, he also helped Lalu make a free promotion of [-] million US dollars, which is not worth it no matter how you look at it.

According to the plot, after the angry female No. [-] Dai Linsi quarreled with her boyfriend in the movie, a courier came, which would alleviate their conflicts.

Dai Linsi's performance is not as natural as Theron's, and the expression of anger is superficial, and it seems that there is no feeling.

Li Xing lowered his head, trying not to let her recognize him.

Dai Linsi was also very surprised, where did he find such a big courier?Where is this actor? Such a tall person should be very famous in the circle, why hasn't she heard of it?

"Your courier, please sign for it."

Li Xing raised his head and faced Dai Linsi.

After that, it was the craziest thing everyone at the scene had ever seen in their lives.

Dai Linsi jumped onto Li Xing's body like an alien.

Li Xing quickly supported her, and the two kissed passionately on the spot, ignoring everyone's gaze.

Someone picked up a cell phone and took a video, which was uploaded to YouTube under the title "Hungry Kat Dennings".

Within a day, the number of hits broke one million.

Because Dai Linsi was too excited, this scene, which couldn't be simpler, had to be shot five times before it barely passed.

By the time the film airs, viewers will wonder; "Why does Lucky Lee's lips look a little swollen?"

What's wrong with him?
After finishing the day's shooting, Li Xing went out for a meal with Theron and Dai Linsi.Denise then took them back to her home in Los Angeles for a good night.

"Any plans for the future?" Theron asked.

"If there is nothing else, I want to go back to Houston for training." Li Xing said.

Dai Linsi said in his ear: "You can stay and make a movie with us."

"Me? Are you sure?"

"Forget it, this is not a good idea." Theron thought that Li Xing's acting skills were not up to standard, and forcing him to make a movie would only get him blackmailed.

"Why? I think Larch's acting skills are not bad."

"No, his acting skills are worse than yours."

Theron's words hurt Dailins so much that she burst into tears in Li Xing's arms.

(End of this chapter)

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