The brutality of the NBA
Chapter 5, Harden's hobbies.
Chapter 5, Harden's hobbies.
Xue Ding's optimism made Harden more confident.
Harden actually has a team he likes to go to.
But he himself prefers to be selected by a high-ranking team.
"Xue, what position did you play before?" Harden asked proactively.
Xue Ding thought about it carefully, thinking of Westbrook's rebounding attributes, and then replied: "Actually, I can play from one to five. If I am taller, I should be more suitable to play as a center."
Point guard to center?
The gap was a bit big, and Harden was stunned.
Harden used to brag when he was in a bad mood, saying that he went from one dozen to five.
But shouldn't this be high school?
"James, I have a personal question for you."
The two chatted for a while, and Xue Ding naturally sat next to Harden to tie his shoelaces.
DeRozan went to the toilet and has not come back.
"You ask." Harden has a high EQ, and he is quite willing to talk to Xue Ding.
"Do you like Khloe Kardashian with big ass? Why do you like girls with big ass?"
Xue Ding in his previous life was very curious, very curious about why Harden had such a hobby.
The gossip mentality of the previous life, now that he has finally met him, he must ask clearly.
Harden's face turned red, red and black. Harden didn't know how Xue Ding could tell what he liked.
"This, this is very sexy, her ass is very, very good-looking, every time I see her, I can't help but..."
"Okay, I get it, don't play handjobs at night..." Xue Ding patted Harden on the shoulder.
"Well, don't tell DeRozan, he doesn't even know."
Harden is still a little shy now, he can't speak out, but he won't deny that he likes Kardashian.
"Haha, I understand!! James, you should grow a beard first, it will be more handsome, I think Kardashian will like it." Xue Ding was still not used to the beardless brother Deng, so he decisively proposed a suggestion.
"Hahaha!!! This is good, I have thought about it a long time ago."
Harden seems to have this idea too, and now he feels that Xue Ding is getting more and more comfortable with him.
The two of them chatted more and more speculatively.
In the end, Harden exchanged phone numbers with Xue Ding.
There are too many people in the joint trial training, and there is actually not much communication between players.
We can only chat a few words together during the interval of the match or while waiting for the test on the sidelines.
Xue Ding has a very cheerful personality, and he has met many people here, such as Jordan Hill, DeRozan, Noah, Harden, Curry, etc., all of them are from the same group of players, and maybe they will meet current players in the NBA in the future. Teammates are quite friendly.
Pretending to look down on everything is hidden in my heart, and I haven't expressed it.
Griffin also got to know Xue Ding. After all, although Xue Ding dunked him, he was taken aback.
Because Shafen knew that if she didn't just take off with all her strength, she might be dunked by this guy.
If you are detained.
Then tomorrow's headlines will be wonderful.
Silly Fen has lingering fears.
The last day of the joint tryout.
It's the interview part.
Representatives from each team select players for interviews.
Xue Ding's trial training data is ranked 8th overall, which is considered a very high data.
Even Westbrook's talent is not the best among this bunch of rookies.
The best one is called Griffin. He is top-notch except for his short hands, more pockmarks on his face, and his tendency to stick to the ball.
Xue Ding also accepted interviews from as many as eight teams.
This includes the Rockets, Lakers, Cavaliers, Mavericks, Heat, Clippers, Grizzlies and other teams that lack backup guards or want to train new players.
But the No. 9 player was interviewed by as many as 16 teams.
In this case, Xue Ding knew what it meant without saying anything.
This is invisible racism.
I saw the draft ranking predictions last night and knew that the media was not optimistic about me, probably because of my skin color.
Sun Yue can't get along in the NBA anymore, and Yi Jianlian's performance is getting worse and worse.
The Yankees don't believe that the talents of the yellow race can play basketball well.
This is also like Jeremy Lin's side data is better than Wall, but Wall is the No. [-] pick and he is not selected.
There are many interview questions.
For example:
Angie asked: What other drugs are you taking besides marijuana?
Xue Ding: "Does it count if I drank "cough syrup" when I was a child? I drank it secretly all the time."
Angie: "."
Presti asked: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Xue Ding blushed and said, "Does junior high school count? Only kissing, no sex."
Presti: "."
"What's your favorite play?" Morey asked.
Xue Ding thought for a while: "Kobe's tactics, all of you pull away, I will play singles!"
All kinds of things, not just basketball.
Among them, when Kupchak interviewed Xue Ding, he also asked: "How many cents is 100 dollars?"
Xue Ding said directly: "Mr. Mickey, I am Chinese, please don't insult my IQ"
Xue Ding said that you Americans don't know this mentally handicapped math problem.
Hear Xue Ding's words.
Kupchak laughed to himself and hastily apologized.
Ask the Chinese people about mathematics?
really insulting him
Kupchak had to ask: "So do you think the best basketball players are in the NBA?"
Xue Ding thought about it. He thought it was impossible for Kupchak to ask such a simple question, so he said, "Mr. Mitch, have you watched "Basketball Fire"?"
Kupchak looked confused, isn't he in the NBA.
The routines of these teams are very simple, Xue Ding can easily see through, and the difficulty is not too great.
After participating in the joint trial training.
Xue Ding's trial training data was also sent back to China through the rapidly developing Internet.
People other than basketball fans were unaware of the news.
But Hupu's fans responded quickly, and Xue Ding's detailed personal information soon appeared on their posts.
Xue Ding's side data is very good, but the NCAA game average of 4.4 points, 2.3 rebounds and 2.5 assists is eye-catching, which caused a burst of ridicule.
"Who is this guy? Did Liang Jingru give him the courage? Averaged 4.4 points per game and wanted to enter the NBA?"
"As talented as Ah Lian, but the data is too far behind, it's just another empty shelf!"
"Shocked! Morey spends all his money to pursue, wants to trade McGrady for the draft pick, wants to pick Xue Ding!!!"
Posts like this are common.
The jokes belong to the jokes, but such a speech made Xue Ding, who was swiping his phone, feel unhappy.
Even if the news itself is as accurate as possible.
There are still a large number of melon-eating people who "do not mock and feel uncomfortable".
Xue Ding doesn't know why he likes basketball and goes to the NBA to chase his dreams, and this phenomenon also happens?
Is the quality of Chinese people too low?
Xue Ding also knows that after the UAE played in the NBA in the past two years, the headline party ushered in a real "golden period", and more and more satirical topics were posted.
Especially the divine post on the Internet before.
"Single-handed buckle + 8 rebounds Ah Lian smiled slightly, he has won back the coach's trust."
The number of comments on that post has already exceeded 160 million.
But in that game, did the UAE really perform very well?
22分钟9投3中,贡献6分8篮板,其实并不特别亮眼。
The trolls can write lifelike performances that are not particularly eye-catching.
Xue Ding also had to admit that this was a skill.
This post caused a large number of netizens to look back, so that it affected the United Arab Emirates.
It made Ah Lian a "commercial star" who was ridiculed and ridiculed for a time.
Xue Ding, who has always been sunny, is the first time he has come into contact with these Internet trolls. Seeing himself being trolled by others, he inevitably feels a little uncomfortable.
The dark psychology of these people is too much.
But after only a while, he shook his head and immediately closed the Hupu website!
Just hit your own ball.
What do you do with so much reason?
Kobe, Tracy McGrady, and James are also blackmailed, what is this?
Xue Ding's goal is to match them.
(End of this chapter)
Xue Ding's optimism made Harden more confident.
Harden actually has a team he likes to go to.
But he himself prefers to be selected by a high-ranking team.
"Xue, what position did you play before?" Harden asked proactively.
Xue Ding thought about it carefully, thinking of Westbrook's rebounding attributes, and then replied: "Actually, I can play from one to five. If I am taller, I should be more suitable to play as a center."
Point guard to center?
The gap was a bit big, and Harden was stunned.
Harden used to brag when he was in a bad mood, saying that he went from one dozen to five.
But shouldn't this be high school?
"James, I have a personal question for you."
The two chatted for a while, and Xue Ding naturally sat next to Harden to tie his shoelaces.
DeRozan went to the toilet and has not come back.
"You ask." Harden has a high EQ, and he is quite willing to talk to Xue Ding.
"Do you like Khloe Kardashian with big ass? Why do you like girls with big ass?"
Xue Ding in his previous life was very curious, very curious about why Harden had such a hobby.
The gossip mentality of the previous life, now that he has finally met him, he must ask clearly.
Harden's face turned red, red and black. Harden didn't know how Xue Ding could tell what he liked.
"This, this is very sexy, her ass is very, very good-looking, every time I see her, I can't help but..."
"Okay, I get it, don't play handjobs at night..." Xue Ding patted Harden on the shoulder.
"Well, don't tell DeRozan, he doesn't even know."
Harden is still a little shy now, he can't speak out, but he won't deny that he likes Kardashian.
"Haha, I understand!! James, you should grow a beard first, it will be more handsome, I think Kardashian will like it." Xue Ding was still not used to the beardless brother Deng, so he decisively proposed a suggestion.
"Hahaha!!! This is good, I have thought about it a long time ago."
Harden seems to have this idea too, and now he feels that Xue Ding is getting more and more comfortable with him.
The two of them chatted more and more speculatively.
In the end, Harden exchanged phone numbers with Xue Ding.
There are too many people in the joint trial training, and there is actually not much communication between players.
We can only chat a few words together during the interval of the match or while waiting for the test on the sidelines.
Xue Ding has a very cheerful personality, and he has met many people here, such as Jordan Hill, DeRozan, Noah, Harden, Curry, etc., all of them are from the same group of players, and maybe they will meet current players in the NBA in the future. Teammates are quite friendly.
Pretending to look down on everything is hidden in my heart, and I haven't expressed it.
Griffin also got to know Xue Ding. After all, although Xue Ding dunked him, he was taken aback.
Because Shafen knew that if she didn't just take off with all her strength, she might be dunked by this guy.
If you are detained.
Then tomorrow's headlines will be wonderful.
Silly Fen has lingering fears.
The last day of the joint tryout.
It's the interview part.
Representatives from each team select players for interviews.
Xue Ding's trial training data is ranked 8th overall, which is considered a very high data.
Even Westbrook's talent is not the best among this bunch of rookies.
The best one is called Griffin. He is top-notch except for his short hands, more pockmarks on his face, and his tendency to stick to the ball.
Xue Ding also accepted interviews from as many as eight teams.
This includes the Rockets, Lakers, Cavaliers, Mavericks, Heat, Clippers, Grizzlies and other teams that lack backup guards or want to train new players.
But the No. 9 player was interviewed by as many as 16 teams.
In this case, Xue Ding knew what it meant without saying anything.
This is invisible racism.
I saw the draft ranking predictions last night and knew that the media was not optimistic about me, probably because of my skin color.
Sun Yue can't get along in the NBA anymore, and Yi Jianlian's performance is getting worse and worse.
The Yankees don't believe that the talents of the yellow race can play basketball well.
This is also like Jeremy Lin's side data is better than Wall, but Wall is the No. [-] pick and he is not selected.
There are many interview questions.
For example:
Angie asked: What other drugs are you taking besides marijuana?
Xue Ding: "Does it count if I drank "cough syrup" when I was a child? I drank it secretly all the time."
Angie: "."
Presti asked: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Xue Ding blushed and said, "Does junior high school count? Only kissing, no sex."
Presti: "."
"What's your favorite play?" Morey asked.
Xue Ding thought for a while: "Kobe's tactics, all of you pull away, I will play singles!"
All kinds of things, not just basketball.
Among them, when Kupchak interviewed Xue Ding, he also asked: "How many cents is 100 dollars?"
Xue Ding said directly: "Mr. Mickey, I am Chinese, please don't insult my IQ"
Xue Ding said that you Americans don't know this mentally handicapped math problem.
Hear Xue Ding's words.
Kupchak laughed to himself and hastily apologized.
Ask the Chinese people about mathematics?
really insulting him
Kupchak had to ask: "So do you think the best basketball players are in the NBA?"
Xue Ding thought about it. He thought it was impossible for Kupchak to ask such a simple question, so he said, "Mr. Mitch, have you watched "Basketball Fire"?"
Kupchak looked confused, isn't he in the NBA.
The routines of these teams are very simple, Xue Ding can easily see through, and the difficulty is not too great.
After participating in the joint trial training.
Xue Ding's trial training data was also sent back to China through the rapidly developing Internet.
People other than basketball fans were unaware of the news.
But Hupu's fans responded quickly, and Xue Ding's detailed personal information soon appeared on their posts.
Xue Ding's side data is very good, but the NCAA game average of 4.4 points, 2.3 rebounds and 2.5 assists is eye-catching, which caused a burst of ridicule.
"Who is this guy? Did Liang Jingru give him the courage? Averaged 4.4 points per game and wanted to enter the NBA?"
"As talented as Ah Lian, but the data is too far behind, it's just another empty shelf!"
"Shocked! Morey spends all his money to pursue, wants to trade McGrady for the draft pick, wants to pick Xue Ding!!!"
Posts like this are common.
The jokes belong to the jokes, but such a speech made Xue Ding, who was swiping his phone, feel unhappy.
Even if the news itself is as accurate as possible.
There are still a large number of melon-eating people who "do not mock and feel uncomfortable".
Xue Ding doesn't know why he likes basketball and goes to the NBA to chase his dreams, and this phenomenon also happens?
Is the quality of Chinese people too low?
Xue Ding also knows that after the UAE played in the NBA in the past two years, the headline party ushered in a real "golden period", and more and more satirical topics were posted.
Especially the divine post on the Internet before.
"Single-handed buckle + 8 rebounds Ah Lian smiled slightly, he has won back the coach's trust."
The number of comments on that post has already exceeded 160 million.
But in that game, did the UAE really perform very well?
22分钟9投3中,贡献6分8篮板,其实并不特别亮眼。
The trolls can write lifelike performances that are not particularly eye-catching.
Xue Ding also had to admit that this was a skill.
This post caused a large number of netizens to look back, so that it affected the United Arab Emirates.
It made Ah Lian a "commercial star" who was ridiculed and ridiculed for a time.
Xue Ding, who has always been sunny, is the first time he has come into contact with these Internet trolls. Seeing himself being trolled by others, he inevitably feels a little uncomfortable.
The dark psychology of these people is too much.
But after only a while, he shook his head and immediately closed the Hupu website!
Just hit your own ball.
What do you do with so much reason?
Kobe, Tracy McGrady, and James are also blackmailed, what is this?
Xue Ding's goal is to match them.
(End of this chapter)
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