Thanos

Chapter 52 A Truckload of Condoms

At the signing ceremony, Kevin Black suddenly announced that he would give Ye Ping a truckload of condoms and sex toys.

This is a publicity method used by large companies to create gimmicks.

In later generations, Adidas once presented James Harden with two truckloads of sneakers.

But there is nothing wrong with sneakers, but condoms and sex toys sound weird.

You can change a pair of sneakers a day, but what about condoms?The iron body can't bear it either.

At this moment, the flashlights of the media were constantly on, capturing Ye Heping's slightly shy expression perfectly.

This Nima is Los Angeles, the second largest city in the United States, the largest entertainment city, the capital of Hollywood, and the city of angels.

Any news is magnified tenfold.

Ye Heping can imagine that his news will soon spread throughout the NBA.

I still remember that Wade was once infringed by the manufacturer and printed Wade's face on the box of aphrodisiac medicine. This meme has been laughed at by the entire basketball world for N years.

Ye Heping doesn't want to be the second Wade, he has to save himself!

"I will give away all the condoms to the various communities in Los Angeles. AIDS prevention is everyone's responsibility!"

Ye Heping had an idea and said loudly.

Kevin Black was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.

Ye Heping's move has a positive publicity effect on Durex, and it is absolutely beneficial and harmless, so he naturally supports it.

The condom thing is over, what about sex toys?
There's nothing wrong with giving away condoms, but giving away sex toys...that picture is so beautiful.

Ye Heping had an idea again, it's not appropriate to send off ordinary people, you can send teammates!

Do as soon as you think of it, Ye Heping discussed with Black, and Black readily agreed.

He wants to give it to the Lakers, but do they want it?
With Ye Heping among them, this matter will go much smoother. He will give it away with great fanfare to let the whole world know that the entire Los Angeles Lakers team is using Durex products.

Blake was a little flattered: "Signing Ye Heping was really the wisest choice in my life, and I contributed two good ideas in a blink of an eye."

When the sex toys were delivered to the Staples Center, the Lakers teammates almost went crazy with joy.

Most of them are blacks, but they are not as reserved as Ye Heping. Everyone chooses their favorite products to their heart's content, and even Kobe packed a whole box.

Of course, Odom took the most, and this guy has recently started going to nightclubs again.

He even blamed Ye Heping for not leaving him a few condoms.Oh no!Not a few, but a few boxes.

Just as everyone was talking and laughing, Tang Shuai came.

Everyone was a little uneasy. It was fine for teammates to see this kind of thing, and it would always be uncomfortable for the coach to see it.

Especially the nightclub trio of Odom, Atkins, and George, their eyes dodged.

"I don't care about anything else, but isn't it my share?"

However, when Tang Shuai opened his mouth, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Of course there is!"

Ye Heping took out a gift specially prepared for Tang Shuai, the old wild ginseng that he had bought all over Los Angeles, and various nutritional products.

It is estimated that there are as many as half a car in total, and the value is expensive, as much as 2 to 3 US dollars.

"so much?"

Tang Shuai frowned: "Don't think that you can spend money indiscriminately by signing an endorsement. Young people must learn to manage money."

With a knife mouth and a tofu heart, Tang Shuai is really kind to his subordinates.

Ye Heping nodded: "I deposited the rest of the money in the bank and didn't spend a penny. But for you, I bought the best ones."

Tang Shuai is getting old, he was headshot by Washington in his early years, and later he got cancer, and his physical condition has always been very bad.

Ye Heping traveled all over Los Angeles to buy these best traditional Chinese medicines, which can be regarded as a kindness.

As for sex toys, Ye Heping would not dare to give Tang Shuai, Tang Shuai's body...

Tang Shuai nodded, patted Ye Heping on the shoulder, his eyes softened.

But three seconds later, a lion's roar came.

"I don't want to take care of your personal affairs, but if someone wants to affect the game because of those shitty things, try it!"

The trio in the nightclub, who were originally on the verge of restlessness, felt a chill in their hearts.

……

The next day, November 11.

The Lakers will go to Phoenix to challenge the Phoenix Suns.

如今湖人7胜2负排名联盟第三，仅次于8胜1负的超音速和7胜1负的马刺。

The Mavericks are also 7 wins and 2 losses, tied for third.

The Pacers, Jazz, and Suns all have 6 wins and 2 losses, ranking fifth.

So this game can be regarded as a strong showdown.

The two teams played against each other in the preseason, but now it is the regular season, which is not the same.

Looking at Taiyang's big list, Ye Heping was taken aback, "Tian Wo Yuta", a Japanese name.

In fact, players from China, Japan and South Korea have entered the NBA this year.

South Korea's Ha Seung-jin was selected by the Trail Blazers with the 17th overall pick in the second round.

Japan is this Tawo Yuta.

China is Ye Heping.

Of course, Tianwo Yuta and Ye Heping are both undrafted players, and Ye Heping entered the NBA by chance.

However, Yuta Tianwo relied on money transactions, and Japan signed a huge broadcast agreement with the Suns.

Later, the Suns sold the broadcasting rights, and Tianwo Yuta was immediately laid off.

Objectively speaking, Tianwo Yuta is still very capable, a technical guard, fast, good at passing, throwing, and breaking through.The undisputed No. 1 guard in Asia that year, NBA No. [-] in Asian guard.

At least Liu Wei in the same period cannot be compared with him at all.

But he is too short, let alone playing basketball at 175 cm, he is not outstanding among ordinary people.

And the competition for the Suns No. 1 position is too fierce.

Nash, Barbosa, Smush Parker... Tianwo Yuta is only the fourth choice.

Anyone who is familiar with the Suns coach D'Antoni knows that he is a guy who plays the main force.

Not to mention that Tian Woyong is too brave, Parker has no chance, and Barbosa doesn't have many opportunities.

In addition, the Suns' bombardment style shocked the league.

Different from the running-in period of the preseason, they are now showing initial results.

Averaged 110.4 points per game, ranking first in the league.

Average conceded 103.3 points per game, the most in the league.

He averaged 85.6 shots per game, second in the league.

He averaged 24.7 three-pointers per game, ranking first in the league.

The average field goal percentage is 47.7%, second in the league.

The average three-point shooting percentage is 39.3%, ranking first in the league.

He averaged 44.1 rebounds per game, ranking first in the league.

He averaged 23.4 assists per game, third in the league.

……

These cold data are there, nothing can be seen.

But you can imagine that because of the Suns' 7-second offense, their pace is extremely fast and their data is bursting.

The offensive end is smooth and flowing without any stagnation, which is very enjoyable.

Some people may say that the Suns have the highest points conceded in the league, indicating that their defense is particularly poor, and such a team cannot go far.

But the offense wins the regular season, and the defense wins the championship.

At least in the regular season, the Suns played like a duck to water.

Besides, the Suns' defense is not as bad as expected.

They conceded high points because of more rounds, not bad defense.

Nash's defense is poor, but Stoudemire, Marion, Johnson, and Richardson are not bad.

Especially Marion, but the league's well-known flank gate, comparable to Kirilenko.

(End of this chapter)