I am the only tall man in the world
Chapter 283
Chapter 283
Lao Fan curled his lips: "Is that why you trust that kid?"
Old Xie said meaningfully: "How will you know if you don't try?"
"But..." Lao Fan hesitated for a moment, and said, "We have shown hostility just now, and that kid is already angry. Let's go up and beg for mercy now...is it okay?"
"You're right, Lao Fan, I have to criticize you a few words." Lao Xie straightened his face and said, "It's so ugly to beg for mercy or not. We call it self-help... yes, it's self-help! No Give up a little chance to get rid of the shackles!"
Lao Fan hesitated again, and after a while, nodded slightly: "Then... that's fine."
Behind the two 'people', Lu Feng waited a little impatiently.
He shouted at the top of his voice: "Hey, I said you two, do you want to fight? If you don't fight, I'm going to deal with you."
When Lao Fan and Lao Xie heard the words, their bodies swayed at the same time.
Look, an expert is an expert, and he speaks with confidence!
This kind of people……
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
The two 'people' looked at each other and turned around at the same time.
But this time, when facing Lu Feng, he was no longer cold-eyed, with an angry expression of killing his father and taking his wife, but full of infinite flattery.
Lao Xie winked at Lao Fan. Although Lao Fan was a bit reluctant, he still rubbed his hands and walked up.
"Shangxian came to visit, and the little ghost was far away to welcome him. I hope the Shangxian will not blame him."
Lu Feng: "..."
This style of painting...why is something wrong?
Or... is there any conspiracy?
Although I have doubts in my heart, I can stick to the basic principle of reaching out and not hitting people with smiling faces.
Lu Feng said in a deep voice, "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean... Uh, Shangxian, you mean just now." Lao Fan scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, the movement was too big, and almost knocked off the high hat on his head.
"Misunderstanding! All of this is a misunderstanding! The main reason is that our situation here is quite special. The living can't get in at all, and the only ones who can get in..."
"Oh? You mean, I'm dead?" Lu Feng interrupted in a bad tone.
When speaking, the bones all over the body are crackling.
This scared Lao Fan so much that he almost peed on the spot.
Later, Lao Xie secretly cursed 'trash'.
He quickly stepped forward and took the conversation.
"Shangxian, please don't misunderstand, Lao Fan is like this, his head is a bit dull, and he is easy to talk. But please rest assured, the two of us have absolutely no malicious intentions."
"No malice?" Lu Feng suddenly smiled, pointed at his swollen cheeks, and said, "Then what is this? Don't tell me you don't know."
Lao Xie was about to cry right now.
This is what it means to be self-inflicted and unable to live.
At first, I thought it was just a cat and a dog breaking in here, so I shot with all my strength.
As a result, I encountered a hard stubble unexpectedly.
If this offended Shangxian and caused Shangxian to ignore their words, there would be nowhere to cry.
Lao Fan was sweating profusely, and cast an anxious look at Lao Xie, as if saying, think of a solution quickly.
And Lao Xie bowed his head and thought for a while, then turned his heart away, and directly sacrificed his mourning stick, and handed it to Lu Feng.
"Shangxian, here it is!"
"What are you doing?" Lu Feng didn't answer with a puzzled expression.
Old Xie said, "Take this and beat us both hard."
Lu Feng: "..."
He could see through it that the two ghosts in front of him really gave up.
And it seems that there is still something to ask for.
Thinking that I have been delayed here for too long, since I came back, I haven't told my friends the good news.
You have to get out of here as soon as possible.
So Lu Feng waved his hands and said, "Okay, I, Lu Feng, am not a stingy person either. Since you have admitted your mistake, the previous matter will be written off."
"Thank you Shangxian!"
"Master Shangxian has a lot of them, and he really deserves to be a dragon and phoenix among immortals!"
"Huh? Lao Fan, thank you, I don't speak like you. The Shangxian is already a fairy, and you still compare the Shangxian to a dragon and a phoenix? What the hell, can a dragon and a phoenix be compared to a fairy? Isn't this sincere and intentional to belittle the status of a Shangxian?" Well."
"Then what should I say?"
"Well... well, let me think about it!"
Looking at the two ghosts in front of him who looked like Doubi, Lu Feng put his hands on his forehead in a very speechless manner.
What is this called.
Lu Feng didn't intend to continue wasting time with them.
Since the other party had already spoken too modestly, and was completely different from the previous evil spirits who had no brains and only rushed upwards, Lu Feng planned to let them go and earn less of these two merit points.
Anyway, the 'road' ahead...
Should be very long.
It should be easy to get more than 100 million praise points.
Lao Fan and Lao Xie were still chattering with each other because of the inexplicably unfolded point of contention.
Lu Feng quietly passed them and tiptoed forward.
But not far away, the debate behind him stopped abruptly.
Lao Fan and Lao Xie walked up with a sinister wind, blocking Lu Feng's way.
"Where are you going, Shangxian?" Old Xie asked.
Lu Feng looked embarrassed: "I'm going...to take a pee?"
"Oh, there is no public toilet here, come to my house." As he said, Lao Xie grabbed Lu Feng's arm in a big way.
When Lao Fan saw this, he immediately understood, went around to the other side, and took Lu Feng's other arm.
At this moment, Lu Feng was still puzzled, and saw that he had been lifted up and walked forward unsteadily.
And Lao Xie's guilt-filled voice sounded at the same time.
"It's troublesome for Shangxian. The order of Samsara Mansion has already collapsed, so there is no bearer to be found. So I ask Shangxian to bear with it, and we will be there soon."
Lu Feng: "My mother..."
……
It's fast, and it's really fast.
Lu Feng reckoned that it would only take 5 minutes, and a small house had already appeared in front of his eyes.
But beside the small house, there is a grave.
Seeing that Lu Feng seemed to be very interested in the grave, Old Fan smiled and said, "Shangxian, that's my house. When you come out from Lao Xie's house in a while, you can definitely come to my house as a guest."
Lu Feng: "..."
The gods treat the grave as their home!
I'm afraid your brain is sick.
But after thinking about it, Lu Feng felt relieved.
The existences that can live in the mansion of reincarnation are basically undead.
Regardless of the fact that Lao Fan and Lao Xie beside them both have physical bodies, they are not at all different from those illusory undead.
But Lu Feng's Wuji Sky Eye can still see through their essence at a glance.
It is no different from an undead, except that it has mana, which leads to a lifeless body.
It can be said that emptiness has its appearance but no interior.
It is clearly a walking dead with soul and thought!
Lao Xie gave Lao Fan a hard look: "You dare to invite Shangxian to your poor family. You don't dislike burying Shangxian. Go, go, go back and make tea."
Lao Fan looked aggrieved by what he said, but he didn't dare to refute a word.
Letting go of Lu Feng's arm, he slipped into the grave and went to make tea.
Being grandly invited into the small house by Lao Xie, Lu Feng looked a little ugly.
"What the hell did I meet... What kind of things are they?"
"Simply!"
(End of this chapter)
Lao Fan curled his lips: "Is that why you trust that kid?"
Old Xie said meaningfully: "How will you know if you don't try?"
"But..." Lao Fan hesitated for a moment, and said, "We have shown hostility just now, and that kid is already angry. Let's go up and beg for mercy now...is it okay?"
"You're right, Lao Fan, I have to criticize you a few words." Lao Xie straightened his face and said, "It's so ugly to beg for mercy or not. We call it self-help... yes, it's self-help! No Give up a little chance to get rid of the shackles!"
Lao Fan hesitated again, and after a while, nodded slightly: "Then... that's fine."
Behind the two 'people', Lu Feng waited a little impatiently.
He shouted at the top of his voice: "Hey, I said you two, do you want to fight? If you don't fight, I'm going to deal with you."
When Lao Fan and Lao Xie heard the words, their bodies swayed at the same time.
Look, an expert is an expert, and he speaks with confidence!
This kind of people……
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
The two 'people' looked at each other and turned around at the same time.
But this time, when facing Lu Feng, he was no longer cold-eyed, with an angry expression of killing his father and taking his wife, but full of infinite flattery.
Lao Xie winked at Lao Fan. Although Lao Fan was a bit reluctant, he still rubbed his hands and walked up.
"Shangxian came to visit, and the little ghost was far away to welcome him. I hope the Shangxian will not blame him."
Lu Feng: "..."
This style of painting...why is something wrong?
Or... is there any conspiracy?
Although I have doubts in my heart, I can stick to the basic principle of reaching out and not hitting people with smiling faces.
Lu Feng said in a deep voice, "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean... Uh, Shangxian, you mean just now." Lao Fan scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, the movement was too big, and almost knocked off the high hat on his head.
"Misunderstanding! All of this is a misunderstanding! The main reason is that our situation here is quite special. The living can't get in at all, and the only ones who can get in..."
"Oh? You mean, I'm dead?" Lu Feng interrupted in a bad tone.
When speaking, the bones all over the body are crackling.
This scared Lao Fan so much that he almost peed on the spot.
Later, Lao Xie secretly cursed 'trash'.
He quickly stepped forward and took the conversation.
"Shangxian, please don't misunderstand, Lao Fan is like this, his head is a bit dull, and he is easy to talk. But please rest assured, the two of us have absolutely no malicious intentions."
"No malice?" Lu Feng suddenly smiled, pointed at his swollen cheeks, and said, "Then what is this? Don't tell me you don't know."
Lao Xie was about to cry right now.
This is what it means to be self-inflicted and unable to live.
At first, I thought it was just a cat and a dog breaking in here, so I shot with all my strength.
As a result, I encountered a hard stubble unexpectedly.
If this offended Shangxian and caused Shangxian to ignore their words, there would be nowhere to cry.
Lao Fan was sweating profusely, and cast an anxious look at Lao Xie, as if saying, think of a solution quickly.
And Lao Xie bowed his head and thought for a while, then turned his heart away, and directly sacrificed his mourning stick, and handed it to Lu Feng.
"Shangxian, here it is!"
"What are you doing?" Lu Feng didn't answer with a puzzled expression.
Old Xie said, "Take this and beat us both hard."
Lu Feng: "..."
He could see through it that the two ghosts in front of him really gave up.
And it seems that there is still something to ask for.
Thinking that I have been delayed here for too long, since I came back, I haven't told my friends the good news.
You have to get out of here as soon as possible.
So Lu Feng waved his hands and said, "Okay, I, Lu Feng, am not a stingy person either. Since you have admitted your mistake, the previous matter will be written off."
"Thank you Shangxian!"
"Master Shangxian has a lot of them, and he really deserves to be a dragon and phoenix among immortals!"
"Huh? Lao Fan, thank you, I don't speak like you. The Shangxian is already a fairy, and you still compare the Shangxian to a dragon and a phoenix? What the hell, can a dragon and a phoenix be compared to a fairy? Isn't this sincere and intentional to belittle the status of a Shangxian?" Well."
"Then what should I say?"
"Well... well, let me think about it!"
Looking at the two ghosts in front of him who looked like Doubi, Lu Feng put his hands on his forehead in a very speechless manner.
What is this called.
Lu Feng didn't intend to continue wasting time with them.
Since the other party had already spoken too modestly, and was completely different from the previous evil spirits who had no brains and only rushed upwards, Lu Feng planned to let them go and earn less of these two merit points.
Anyway, the 'road' ahead...
Should be very long.
It should be easy to get more than 100 million praise points.
Lao Fan and Lao Xie were still chattering with each other because of the inexplicably unfolded point of contention.
Lu Feng quietly passed them and tiptoed forward.
But not far away, the debate behind him stopped abruptly.
Lao Fan and Lao Xie walked up with a sinister wind, blocking Lu Feng's way.
"Where are you going, Shangxian?" Old Xie asked.
Lu Feng looked embarrassed: "I'm going...to take a pee?"
"Oh, there is no public toilet here, come to my house." As he said, Lao Xie grabbed Lu Feng's arm in a big way.
When Lao Fan saw this, he immediately understood, went around to the other side, and took Lu Feng's other arm.
At this moment, Lu Feng was still puzzled, and saw that he had been lifted up and walked forward unsteadily.
And Lao Xie's guilt-filled voice sounded at the same time.
"It's troublesome for Shangxian. The order of Samsara Mansion has already collapsed, so there is no bearer to be found. So I ask Shangxian to bear with it, and we will be there soon."
Lu Feng: "My mother..."
……
It's fast, and it's really fast.
Lu Feng reckoned that it would only take 5 minutes, and a small house had already appeared in front of his eyes.
But beside the small house, there is a grave.
Seeing that Lu Feng seemed to be very interested in the grave, Old Fan smiled and said, "Shangxian, that's my house. When you come out from Lao Xie's house in a while, you can definitely come to my house as a guest."
Lu Feng: "..."
The gods treat the grave as their home!
I'm afraid your brain is sick.
But after thinking about it, Lu Feng felt relieved.
The existences that can live in the mansion of reincarnation are basically undead.
Regardless of the fact that Lao Fan and Lao Xie beside them both have physical bodies, they are not at all different from those illusory undead.
But Lu Feng's Wuji Sky Eye can still see through their essence at a glance.
It is no different from an undead, except that it has mana, which leads to a lifeless body.
It can be said that emptiness has its appearance but no interior.
It is clearly a walking dead with soul and thought!
Lao Xie gave Lao Fan a hard look: "You dare to invite Shangxian to your poor family. You don't dislike burying Shangxian. Go, go, go back and make tea."
Lao Fan looked aggrieved by what he said, but he didn't dare to refute a word.
Letting go of Lu Feng's arm, he slipped into the grave and went to make tea.
Being grandly invited into the small house by Lao Xie, Lu Feng looked a little ugly.
"What the hell did I meet... What kind of things are they?"
"Simply!"
(End of this chapter)
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