I am the only tall man in the world

Chapter 111 I, Yuan Li, Straight Man of Steel, Don't Need a Girlfriend
After leaving the government office, Lu Feng sat in the car and remained silent.

Seeing this, Jiang Buer said in a deep voice, "What's the matter? You look worried."

Lu Feng sighed and said, "It's not because of the two tragedies last night."

"Oh? I'd like to hear about it!"

Lu Feng explained: "Before, my university tutor was killed by monsters. How long has passed since then, and innocent people have died because of monsters. So, I doubt that the peaceful world in front of me will soon become peaceful. will be broken!"

"Are you worried about this?" Jiang Buer said with a chuckle, "So why do you think us spiritual warriors are desperately pursuing the cultivation of immortals? Isn't it because we are afraid that when that day really comes, we will not be able to protect the people behind us?" Innocent people."

"That's a good thing to say, but you..."

"Hey, I said Lu Feng, who the hell are you looking down on?" Jiang Buer slammed on the brakes, glared at Lu Feng and said, "Don't think that your kid is a monk now, and I am a mortal. If you really fight Get up, I have a hundred ways to kill you immediately!"

Lu Feng: "Hehehe!"

"Why, don't you believe me?" Jiang Buer raised his eyebrows.

Lu Feng smiled slightly, and pointed forward: "Be careful, even if you are a leader, you should obey the traffic rules. Look, the big white hat is walking towards you with firm steps, holding a ticket. Hey, yes Yes, do you have a driver's license?"

Jiang Buer's face gradually turned livid.

What time is it, are you still concerned about whether I have a driver's license?

Why don't you bring it with you, it's not the same...

"Be careful next time. Since you are a first-time offender, you will be given a light punishment this time. Six points will be deducted and you will be fined 6 yuan. You will be punished at our department within ten working days."

With that said, the big white hat tore off a ticket and handed it to Jiang Buer.

Jiang Buer was still like a grandson, nodding and bowing and saying: "Go slowly!"

In the car, Lu Feng almost laughed.

Haha, Jiang Buer, you kid also have today?

……

the other side.

After leaving Li Yan's office, Tang Zhongjun immediately called his partner Yuan Li.

Yuan Li was obviously a little reluctant after receiving the call. After all, he was on a date at the moment.

"Boss, what's the matter?"

Tang Zhongjun said seriously: "Stop talking nonsense, come back quickly, work overtime, big task!"

"No way..." Yuan Li straightened his tone, his voice full of endless resentment, "Boss, you are so full that you don't know how hungry you are. You don't care about the life or death of your brothers when you have a wife. I'm almost going to be the fourth man." Is it easy to fall in love? This is already the eighth kiss in this moon phase. If this happens again, my mother will chop me to death with a knife."

"Don't talk nonsense, just figure it out!"

Throwing down these eight words coldly, Tang Zhongjun didn't give Yuan Li a chance to speak again, and hung up the phone directly.

On the other side, at the entrance of a movie theater in a large shopping mall.

Listening to the busy tone coming from the phone, Yuan Li looked at a petite and stylishly dressed woman beside her, and wanted to cry on the spot.

"Then...Xiao Cui, why don't you go watch a movie by yourself, I'm a bit..."

"Get rid of the violence again or save the world?" Xiao Cui suddenly became displeased, and yelled with her hips on her hips, "Tell me about you, my old lady is really blind to date you eight times.

I can't earn much in a month's salary, but there are a lot of shit.

Will the Mercury Star not turn around after leaving you, or what?

Get out, get out, get out, if you want to be a superman, don't stop you.

But if you dare to leave here for more than three steps, the matter between the two of us will be blown.

From now on, don't expect my old lady to kiss you for the ninth time! "

After the vixen yelled at the street, a large group of onlookers had gathered around her.

Many people pointed at Yuan Li and kept whispering something to their companions?
You don't need to think carefully to know that he definitely didn't say anything nice, maybe he was talking about how Yuan Li was a coward.

Yuan Li still felt guilty at first, feeling that it was his fault.

But I didn't expect Xiao Cui to be so unreasonable this time, humiliating him in public.

This made the small universe in Yuan Li's heart explode on the spot.

Staring at Xiaocui with a fierce look.

Xiao Cui suddenly felt hairy all over at the sight.

"You...what do you want to do?"

"I, Mrs. Ganlin, have tolerated you for a long time!"

Cursing angrily, Yuan Li took a step forward, picked up the petite Xiao Cui with his bear-like body and threw her into a thunderous back throw.

After the fall, Yuan Li turned around and walked out of the mall, ignoring Xiao Cui who was lying on the ground and crying nonstop.

While walking, he raised his right fist and shouted loudly like a flag: "I, Yuan Li, a straight man of steel, don't need a girlfriend!"

He was stunned in place!
……

Come to the office.

As soon as Yuan Li came in, he didn't even say hello. He just picked up a stack of A4 papers on the table and started burning them, filling the room with thick smoke.

Fortunately, everyone in the office has gone to lunch at the moment.

Otherwise, the combined anger of everyone would definitely tear Yuan Li into pieces.

Tang Zhongjun, who was on the side, kept fanning the wind and smoke with a book, and asked very puzzled: "What's the matter with you? You don't have to complain like this when you are called back to work overtime. Cough cough... who are you doing it for?" What do you see?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Yuan Li, who was in the thick smoke, coughed violently, and said with tears in his eyes, "Boss, just let me go this time. It is said that life is not easy nine out of ten, but with There is no second or third in people. But I can see it clearly, how can there be any second or third? Cough cough... I have been born alone in this life!"

"Then you can't burn paper." Tang Zhongjun dissatisfied, "A little bit of public morality, okay, it will be troublesome to call the fire brigade later, they are usually very tired."

"Ahem...boss...cough...what do you know?" Yuan Li's 'crying' became even more fierce now, "I call this commemoration of my dead love!"

"Cut, I've never seen someone burn paper to commemorate love." Tang Zhongjun curled his lips, "I've seen people burn paper to commemorate ancestors at graves."

The pile of A4 paper on hand was quickly burned, and it was already an hour later when the smoke in the office completely dissipated.

Yuan Li ran to the bathroom and washed his face to remove the black ashes.

He walked up to Tang Zhongjun and bowed solemnly: "Boss, thank you for allowing me to indulge this time. I, Yuan Li, swear to the sky..."

"Stop!" Tang Zhongjun didn't like this, and interrupted with disdain on his face, "I'll introduce you to a better one tomorrow, don't say anything now, hurry up and work hard for me."

Hearing that Tang Zhongjun was going to introduce a girlfriend to him, Yuan Li immediately regained his spirits and became a spirited uncle again, revived with full blood.

"Boss, this is what you said, and I take it seriously. I just recorded it. If you don't admit what you said, I will come to your house to destroy family harmony."

Tang Zhongjun: "..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and look at the information."

"Come on!" Yuan Li was delighted.

The boss came forward to introduce him to a girlfriend, it's guaranteed to be reliable!
(End of this chapter)