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Chapter 92 SF Express

"Sir, I didn't scold you, aren't you Mr. Madan?"

Your uncle!Pack!Ke Jin pretends to my little brother!You are my old pig!Brother's IQ has exceeded the value!

Looking at the serious answer of the courier brother, Zhang Xiaoqiang showed a slight disdainful expression: "Come on, brother! What age are you, and you still play this kind of routine? You have the ability to have a fresh and refined name... What does Meichuan cool look like?" Son, Matsushita Kudaizi, Bale Menggan, Brzybuszowski. You said you got a Madan, which is vulgar? Which bastard would have such a name?"

Talking freely, anyway, the other party teased him, so Zhang Xiaoqiang simply teased him.

It's just that I didn't think about it. As soon as he finished speaking, a man's deep voice came from downstairs: "Who the hell has an opinion on my name? What the hell is my name doing to you?"

In the dark, the man is about 1.8 meters tall, big and thick, like a bear.

After going upstairs, he walked quickly to Zhang Xiaoqiang's door, first glanced at the delivery courier, and then slammed Zhang Xiaoqiang, glaring at him.

The courier waiter smiled helplessly and said, "Sir, I am delivering the courier. May I ask you, Mr. Ma Dan?"

"Yeah! What's wrong! Is there a problem?" The courier boy's mouth attracted the big man's eyes.

Seeing that the big man looked fierce, the courier waiter hurriedly shook his head and pointed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's location at the same time: "No, Mr. Ma Dan, I don't have any objection to your name. Just now, it was this gentleman... .”

Looking back, where is the figure of Zhang Xiaoqiang inside the broken door frame?
You are an idiot!Let me identify you at the door?
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who returned to the living room, felt bad for a while, thinking, what is this all about, the whole express delivery can be messed up, can this make people live a good life?
The Great Sage approached Zhang Xiaoqiang at some point, and used his rather sharp cross-eyed eyes to confront Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Xiaoqiang, what's going on outside?"

After previous explanations, the Great Sage already knew the fact that Zhang Xiaoqiang was not Xuanzang.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry and wanted to tell the Great Sage that there were monsters outside, but considering the monkey's swift and resolute behavior, which was incompatible with the evil forces, he resolutely gave up his original idea.

Just kidding, if you pretend to tell the Great Sage, then his rented place will be really lively tonight.

"Nothing, just a courier."

"Express delivery!?" Apparently, he had never heard such a high-end term, and the great sage's cross-eyed eyes flashed with a strong desire for knowledge.

The old pig glanced at the Great Sage from the side, snorted coldly, and said mockingly: "I am ignorant, and I don't even know how to deliver express delivery. Well, it's no wonder that some monkeys burst out of the cracks in the rocks and have no formal education." , unlike us, who have obtained certificates from nine-year compulsory education schools, the gap is obvious."

These guys really hurt each other when they get the chance!

Hearing this, the Great Sage warmed his face: "What are you talking about!? You idiot who copied my old grandson's papers in the civil service exam, dare to speak out here? It's as if you know what "delivery" means Like."

Hearing this, Laozhu's big fat face also began to be a little cloudy.

It seems that the plagiarism incidents mentioned by the Great Sage are almost indistinguishable.

"Sending express delivery is to escort the darts, which is similar to our westward journey. It's just that they deliver goods and goods. And we are master protectors." Laozhu's explanation is easy to understand. Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't know if the great sage understands it, but he But it was an eye-opener.

"Xiaoqiang, I don't know which bodyguard agency the bodyguard who visited this time belongs to?"

He was stunned for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang said casually: "S.F. Express."

"Shunfeng Escort?"

"Uh, yes, why, what's the problem?" Seeing Laozhu's body startled suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang speculated that "there must be something wrong with this matter."

"It's nothing, it's just... this escort agency came to find Xiaoqiang... I'm afraid..."

The more he talked, the more Zhang Xiaoqiang felt uneasy, because the worried look on the old pig's brows was really elusive.

"It's just a courier, you don't need to be so... nervous, old pig."

"Don't tell me, Xiaoqiang, you don't know the inside story of this matter?" Laozhu asked back for no reason, which greatly aroused Zhang Xiaoqiang's inexplicable.

"Inside story? This express...could it be that you, old pig, know something inside?"

Thinking of a certain possibility in his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang first deduced that the courier must have been sent by Heavenly Court.

This is not impossible, after all, old pigs and great sages can pass through their souls, and the relevant people in that court must also be able to do it.

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang became even more curious.

"This... I saw it from the Internet. In addition to making a living as an escort, the SF Escort Agency actually has contacts with government agencies. Sometimes, they also do things in private to apprehend fugitives, so Xiaoqiang, you I'm worried that the officials will be alerted to the things that happened with the monkeys outside."

Fog Grass!Originally, Zhang Xiaoqiang mentioned by Lao Zhu didn't take it seriously.

After all, SF Express’s jokes about JC can be seen everywhere on the Internet, even Zhang Xiaoqiang once used this joke to ridicule others.

You can contact Laozhu for the second half... Today in the coffee shop, the Dasheng made a big noise in the market, it was very lively.

In addition, the Monkey King is a habitual criminal. He has been listed as a AAA wanted criminal by the police for several previous cases. His iconic cross-eyed head can be seen in the commercial breaks of TV series every day during prime time.

Those who didn't know thought it was the star of a comedy show launched by some economic company.

It is difficult for human JC to find the Great Sage, but if you want to find him Zhang Xiaoqiang, you can check for sure.

There is no way, although the Great Sage is awesome and has a status, in this world, Zhang Xiaoqiang is obviously better.

Why do you ask? HO, let me tell you, it's guaranteed to scare you when you tell it.

Because Zhang Xiaoqiang is a man with an ID card! !
With a magical little card like an ID card, it is easy to find Zhang Xiaoqiang by using the power organization system network.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sweating profusely on his forehead.

No wonder the courier boy looked calm just now. How can ordinary people not be afraid when they see the "Gothic" door?
Also, I said, who would give such a wonderful name as "Ma Dan" these days?

It's over!The current pace... Brother has been targeted by JC, but since they are here, why don't they take action against me?
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang had a strange look and a look of fear on his face, the old pig was worried and asked softly: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?"

The great sage clicked his tongue and said angrily, "What else can I do? I was scared by you idiot... Isn't it just an escort game? Why are you afraid of him? Qiangzi, don't worry, if he dares to touch us, my grandson Destroy his stockade!"

Quite domineering and leaky, which is very in line with the style of the great sage.

But almost at the same time as the voice of the great sage fell, someone knocked on the door again, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart instantly rose to his throat: "Who, who is it?"

"Check the water meter!"

(End of this chapter)