Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 85
Fog Grass!Master!

Everyone in the world knows that the highest state of harming others is to not use dirty words in the process of scolding.

Zhang Xiaoqiang really admires Tang Seng's "secretly keeping Chen Cang" in his hand.

"Who the hell are you scolding!? Who the hell let these two lunatics come in!?"

It's no wonder that the fat man called Tang Seng, master and apprentice like this.

You said that the two of them are wearing a cloak and underwear, and they are exhibitionists who call "monsters" wherever they go.

A monk talking to himself from the Tang Dynasty, he pretends to be "Amitabha Buddha" to everyone he meets.

Putting these two together, as far as the current situation is concerned, if people don't regard it as a "crazy disease", then it's hell.

"Almsgiver, please stop insulting the poor monk. The poor monk apologizes to you on behalf of the disciple, and I hope you will forgive me."

"I'm going to fuck you! I'm sorry for your mother! If I make my shop like this, I want to leave until I settle the account!?" The fat man is so unreasonable.

Tang Seng sighed helplessly: "Amitabha! Almighty, the poor monk has nothing to offer. This time, he didn't bring any silver taels. Look..."

"Crack!" Before Tang Seng could finish speaking, the fat man slapped Zhang Xiaoqiang's face with his palm.

This palm was so strong that Tang Seng couldn't help being beaten and staggered two steps.

"Master! How dare you hit my master!!" Tang Seng was beaten, how could Wukong give up.

However, Tang Seng stopped his apprentice's atrocities in time: "Wukong! Resist violent anger to nourish his nature, don't get angry, and don't hurt others again."

If you look at the awareness of other masters, they have been slapped in the face, and they still have the mind to show their disciples to teach ideological education and politics.

But the problem is, you're going to have to use your own body bones in class, so what's the big deal if you're trying to fix my little brother's body?

In order to ensure that his body would not be further harmed, Zhang Xiaoqiang could only hand out the stream of consciousness: "I said Master Xuanzang, a slap for us is almost enough, let's not slap that half of the face. Pass it over to "deliver sentient beings", okay?"

Just before Tang Xiaoqiang's stream of consciousness was sent, the fat man became even more furious after hearing Tang Seng's words, and immediately jumped up: "Fuck! You really treat me like a troupe! You fucking want to act Get out of the theater troupe! Don't fuck around in front of me!"

"Slap!" Another slap was thrown out.

Although Zhang Xiaoqiang is not in the body form, it is his own parts after all, and his face does not hurt, but his heart aches.

Nima!This damn fat man!You are a dead-brained ah, if I grow up on one side, you will die on the other side of the motherfucker!I asked you if you can shit!
"Benefactor, please don't get angry, it will hurt your body."

"Snapped!"

"Hurt your mother!!"

"Benefactor, don't do it anymore. If you hurt yourself, your mother will be sad."

Mist grass!Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to cry but has no tears!
What the hell is going on!If you don't say good things, you can't make up the joke of "whoever goes to hell if I don't go to hell".

But looking at the current situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang is worried about his face...

"Crack!" Good guy, Fatty obviously put in a lot of effort this time, and Tang Seng was knocked to the ground by the slap.

"Benefactor, Pindao said, please don't fight anymore!"

"Snapped!"

He ignored Tang Seng at all, and the fat man followed up with a slap: "I will beat you today!!"

Raising his cheeks, Tang Seng panted heavily: "Benefactor!! Try to touch me again!!"

As soon as these words were blurted out, not only the fat man was stunned, but Zhang Xiaoqiang was also stunned.

However, unlike Fatty's understanding, Zhang Xiaoqiang had an ominous premonition welling up in his mind.

This is what to do! ?Are you going to risk your brother's "pretty face" and go to Purdue, this fat man! ?

"Slap!" Not surprisingly, the fat man got his wish and slapped Tang Seng again: "So what if I hit you again! I beat you to death today, believe it or not!!"

As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you die in silence.

Tang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes tragically, thinking to himself: It's over, brother has to say goodbye to "little fresh meat" from now on.

Unexpectedly, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was heartbroken, curses suddenly burst into his ears: "Oh, I'm stupid!! I'm talking like a fart, right? Wukong cut him!! Bajie Wujing, you also go! For me! Knock out that fat man's teeth, blind his eyes, and break his legs!!"

"Master, Bajie Wujing is not here!"

"Nonsense! They're not here, why aren't you here! Being bullied as a teacher, you're blind! Hurry up and fuck me! Fuck Y to death!"

"Follow orders!!"

The sound fell, and the monkey who was still rolling on the ground in pain just now jumped into the air as if it had been injected with chicken blood.

A palm protruded from mid-air: "If you dare to hit my master, you are looking for death!"

"boom!"

Yes!Different from the crisp "slap" sound when the fat man slapped Tang Seng before, this slap by the Great Sage directly produced the effect of "drum beat".

Look at the fat man who got the trick again, and he spun quickly at 180, 360, and 720 on the spot.

Then, driven by its own rotation force, it drifted far away with the spinning top on its own.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded, and so were the clerks present, and everyone had a sentence in their minds: "What the hell is going on!?"

If it is said that the most astonished person must belong to Zhang Xiaoqiang, he is the only one in this group who knows the details.

It was precisely because of his understanding that he felt that his head was short-circuited.

What just happened! ?I have an auditory hallucination! ?Why did Master Xuanzang suddenly...

Could this be the legendary dual personality! ?
After the Great Sage settled the fat man, he immediately turned his attention to the shop assistants in front of him.

Now that he has the master's approval, he naturally has no worries when he starts to do it.

After being stared at by the monkey, all the shop assistants came back to their senses.

Good guy, just the cross-eyed eyes of the great sage, it's really staring at everyone.

"Everyone, don't be afraid! These two are crazy. There are too many of us, let's kill them together!"

There's never a shortage of idiots with no brains these days.

You said that things have developed to this point, but anyone with a little IQ should understand that if the guys from the coffee shop are facing the Great Sage, besides "GGG", is there a second way out?absolutely not! !
Under the instigation of "idiots", those who wanted to go and those who didn't want to go all rushed up.

Ever since, a fist-to-kick group fight began.

It's just that the situation of this gang fight seems to be a bit...

"Go! Pay attention to the left side, swing him! Okay... squat down! Watch out for a sneak attack from behind, sweep his legs... Nice! Put down the two boys in front... Very good, don't worry, the left and right sides...I'll go, And those who dare to step on the bench, you don't want to live anymore, Wukong! Kill him..."

Tang Seng sat cross-legged on the ground, his palms fluttered up and down, he bowed left and right, spit foam and stars scattered in all directions.

Looking at the current appearance of the "master", Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help sighing: It seems that since ancient times, the output of a leader has been all relying on roaring.

After a short while, under Tang Seng's wise guidance and Tang Xiaoquan's ears were almost deaf, the Great Sage finally settled all the shop assistants in the venue.

(End of this chapter)