Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 65
Chapter 65
What is mighty and domineering! ?
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't remember how he got out of the cafe, but he will never forget the stunned and stunned face of the boss.
It's hard for you to imagine the feeling of a goddess standing up for you. Su Lengche just stands there, does nothing, and the aura she exudes around her is enough to crush everything.
"I'm sorry just now... I embarrassed you." Zhang Xiaoqiang rubbed his hands apologetically, feeling a little embarrassed.
"It's nothing. After all, yesterday's incident happened because of me. I just entered into the obligation. But I resigned from the coffee shop for you without your consent... Will it affect you? "
See, the goddess has already started to care about brother.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands recklessly: "No, no, no, I have always felt that the owner of this shop is not disciplined. Besides, I have my own business now, so there is no need to work for him."
"Oh? Are you in business?" Su Lengche asked with great interest, "What are you doing?"
"Hey, sell chicken."
"Sell...chicken!?"
"Yes, buy a chicken, the one you gave your grandfather last time, called flower chicken."
Hearing this, Su Lengche came to a realization and said, "Ah! That, hehe, to tell you the truth, ever since grandpa ate your beggar chicken last time, whenever he met, he would talk to me about your chicken The taste is memorable. Well, do it well, my grandfather is definitely an expert in eating, I believe that as long as you persist, you will be able to break out of your own world."
I'm stupid!Goddess is encouraging brother!What does this mean?This shows that brother is in the psychology of a goddess, that is a potential stock.
Unknowingly, Zhang and Su had wandered the street for a long distance.
Zhang Xiaoqiang enjoyed this feeling very much, but Su Lengche suddenly asked: "Where are you going next?"
This is a rather esoteric question. Right now, when the sky is about to get dark and the evening is approaching, according to the theory taught by Er Fatty before, the best response at this point in time is to procrastinate until the sky is completely dark. A room, then it will be a matter of course, do what men love to do.
But the question is, how can we wait until it gets completely dark now?
"Uh, I don't have any particular place to go. You helped me so much just now, why don't I treat you to dinner."
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help praising his wit, as long as he entered the restaurant, not only could the time be delayed, but more importantly, he could drink some wine to set off the atmosphere of the big event later.
Emma, brother is so fucking smart.
But Su Lengche gave Zhang Xiaoqiang a chill with just one sentence: "It's still early, it's not time for dinner."
"Then...or, this..." Afraid that the goddess would say goodbye, Zhang Xiaoqiang stammered his voice to delay.
However, Su Lengche's subsequent words pulled Zhang Xiaoqiang back from hell to heaven again: "I heard that a blockbuster movie is released recently, how about paying me to go to the movie?"
"Okay!"
If he had wings, Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely want to fly to the sky.
Is there any dating?Did the goddess take the initiative to invite her?Are there any single people who are so angry?
"I know, I know, I know that blockbuster movie you're talking about, it's called Bumpman vs Little Monsters, it's pretty good, let's go, me, I'll go buy a ticket."
Regardless of 21 [-], Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the way ahead, there was no way, he was not familiar with the road, so he had to inquire about the location of the movie theater first, and more importantly, he had to consult an expert about the precautions for watching movies with his sister.
Looking for an old pig?No, although Lao Zhu is experienced in picking up girls, he is not familiar with the real world. He probably doesn't even know what a movie theater is.So... PASS!
Looking for Pharaoh?No, that old guy has ten ideas, seven of which are stupid, eight of which are harmful, and one of which is just teasing you.So... PASS!
Finally, after much deliberation, Zhang Xiaoqiang called his good brother Erpang.
"Hey...Damn it, kill Y, gank him, and actually drive over the tower to kill me."
Er Fatty's sharp roar came from the receiver, Zhang Xiaoqiang took the microphone away for about ten seconds, waited for the voice inside to subside, and then quickly interjected: "Don't f*cking, brothers, this is an emergency!!"
"What's wrong, you were beaten?"
"Hit your sister!! You can't wait for me to do something nice all day long! I'm trying to pick up girls. I'm going to the cinema later. You hurry up and give me some advice. What will I do next?"
"Fuck! Pick up girl? Which one? Which one? Which girl from a good family who doesn't have long eyes has been bullied by you?"
"Get out! You're talking nonsense, I'm dead!"
"Oh, don't, don't, you hang up, where can I find a love saint like brother for consultation. Then what, you said you are going to the movie theater right away?"
"Yes! I was worried about this. You said that Y's movies are so bad now. What else can you watch? Wouldn't it be too shameful to go and watch them?"
"You said you... pig-headed! If you are asked to go to the cinema, you really go to the cinema! Now which movie is not bad, but which box office is not high? Why do you know?"
"Uh...why?"
"Are you stupid or not! Do you think you are disgraceful! Because there are so many people watching, you like to get together and run to the cinema when you don't see those young couples? Lovers and lovers are hungry for companions. When you come home from a movie, you If you can still remember what the movie said, I can only say that you are "innocent."
"Oh, it seems to make sense. Well, do I want to buy something before the screening? I would like to declare in advance that I only have 300 yuan left in my pocket."
"Damn! Look at your petty family, you want to have sex without spending money, you are acting like a hooligan, do you know that?"
"Go away! If you keep talking nonsense, I will die!"
"That's right, going to a movie can cost a dime, buy a ticket, eat some popcorn, and have some drinks, even if she eats her stomach sagging, nothing will happen."
"Oh, that makes sense. Hey~ After that, the reflection starts, is there anything special about it?"
"What's so special about this? She even offered to go to the theater with you, which shows that she is mentally prepared. All you have to do is wait for the lights to go dark. As for the next step, hehehe, you can't see your fingers. The plot is quite Shameless, regardless of behavior, take precautions to avoid Yun."
"Holy crap! Is this fucking okay?"
"Impossible is nothing. Now brother, I will pass on to you the six-character meaning of picking up girls in the cinema."
"Damn it! There's a meaning to this fucking thing!?"
"Of course, what do you think? Can you learn a word?"
"Learn, learn."
"Okay, is there a problem with a meal?"
"no problem."
"If you want to go upscale, Ermao Restaurant!"
"Sure, tell me quickly!"
"Okay, remember it, the six-character meaning is: let me do it, you are the best!"
"Fuck! What the hell is this!"
"Abstruse! Understand it carefully, don't talk nonsense, Y's broke our second road tower, 88, brother, I will wait for you to get the good news."
(End of this chapter)
What is mighty and domineering! ?
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't remember how he got out of the cafe, but he will never forget the stunned and stunned face of the boss.
It's hard for you to imagine the feeling of a goddess standing up for you. Su Lengche just stands there, does nothing, and the aura she exudes around her is enough to crush everything.
"I'm sorry just now... I embarrassed you." Zhang Xiaoqiang rubbed his hands apologetically, feeling a little embarrassed.
"It's nothing. After all, yesterday's incident happened because of me. I just entered into the obligation. But I resigned from the coffee shop for you without your consent... Will it affect you? "
See, the goddess has already started to care about brother.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands recklessly: "No, no, no, I have always felt that the owner of this shop is not disciplined. Besides, I have my own business now, so there is no need to work for him."
"Oh? Are you in business?" Su Lengche asked with great interest, "What are you doing?"
"Hey, sell chicken."
"Sell...chicken!?"
"Yes, buy a chicken, the one you gave your grandfather last time, called flower chicken."
Hearing this, Su Lengche came to a realization and said, "Ah! That, hehe, to tell you the truth, ever since grandpa ate your beggar chicken last time, whenever he met, he would talk to me about your chicken The taste is memorable. Well, do it well, my grandfather is definitely an expert in eating, I believe that as long as you persist, you will be able to break out of your own world."
I'm stupid!Goddess is encouraging brother!What does this mean?This shows that brother is in the psychology of a goddess, that is a potential stock.
Unknowingly, Zhang and Su had wandered the street for a long distance.
Zhang Xiaoqiang enjoyed this feeling very much, but Su Lengche suddenly asked: "Where are you going next?"
This is a rather esoteric question. Right now, when the sky is about to get dark and the evening is approaching, according to the theory taught by Er Fatty before, the best response at this point in time is to procrastinate until the sky is completely dark. A room, then it will be a matter of course, do what men love to do.
But the question is, how can we wait until it gets completely dark now?
"Uh, I don't have any particular place to go. You helped me so much just now, why don't I treat you to dinner."
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help praising his wit, as long as he entered the restaurant, not only could the time be delayed, but more importantly, he could drink some wine to set off the atmosphere of the big event later.
Emma, brother is so fucking smart.
But Su Lengche gave Zhang Xiaoqiang a chill with just one sentence: "It's still early, it's not time for dinner."
"Then...or, this..." Afraid that the goddess would say goodbye, Zhang Xiaoqiang stammered his voice to delay.
However, Su Lengche's subsequent words pulled Zhang Xiaoqiang back from hell to heaven again: "I heard that a blockbuster movie is released recently, how about paying me to go to the movie?"
"Okay!"
If he had wings, Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely want to fly to the sky.
Is there any dating?Did the goddess take the initiative to invite her?Are there any single people who are so angry?
"I know, I know, I know that blockbuster movie you're talking about, it's called Bumpman vs Little Monsters, it's pretty good, let's go, me, I'll go buy a ticket."
Regardless of 21 [-], Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the way ahead, there was no way, he was not familiar with the road, so he had to inquire about the location of the movie theater first, and more importantly, he had to consult an expert about the precautions for watching movies with his sister.
Looking for an old pig?No, although Lao Zhu is experienced in picking up girls, he is not familiar with the real world. He probably doesn't even know what a movie theater is.So... PASS!
Looking for Pharaoh?No, that old guy has ten ideas, seven of which are stupid, eight of which are harmful, and one of which is just teasing you.So... PASS!
Finally, after much deliberation, Zhang Xiaoqiang called his good brother Erpang.
"Hey...Damn it, kill Y, gank him, and actually drive over the tower to kill me."
Er Fatty's sharp roar came from the receiver, Zhang Xiaoqiang took the microphone away for about ten seconds, waited for the voice inside to subside, and then quickly interjected: "Don't f*cking, brothers, this is an emergency!!"
"What's wrong, you were beaten?"
"Hit your sister!! You can't wait for me to do something nice all day long! I'm trying to pick up girls. I'm going to the cinema later. You hurry up and give me some advice. What will I do next?"
"Fuck! Pick up girl? Which one? Which one? Which girl from a good family who doesn't have long eyes has been bullied by you?"
"Get out! You're talking nonsense, I'm dead!"
"Oh, don't, don't, you hang up, where can I find a love saint like brother for consultation. Then what, you said you are going to the movie theater right away?"
"Yes! I was worried about this. You said that Y's movies are so bad now. What else can you watch? Wouldn't it be too shameful to go and watch them?"
"You said you... pig-headed! If you are asked to go to the cinema, you really go to the cinema! Now which movie is not bad, but which box office is not high? Why do you know?"
"Uh...why?"
"Are you stupid or not! Do you think you are disgraceful! Because there are so many people watching, you like to get together and run to the cinema when you don't see those young couples? Lovers and lovers are hungry for companions. When you come home from a movie, you If you can still remember what the movie said, I can only say that you are "innocent."
"Oh, it seems to make sense. Well, do I want to buy something before the screening? I would like to declare in advance that I only have 300 yuan left in my pocket."
"Damn! Look at your petty family, you want to have sex without spending money, you are acting like a hooligan, do you know that?"
"Go away! If you keep talking nonsense, I will die!"
"That's right, going to a movie can cost a dime, buy a ticket, eat some popcorn, and have some drinks, even if she eats her stomach sagging, nothing will happen."
"Oh, that makes sense. Hey~ After that, the reflection starts, is there anything special about it?"
"What's so special about this? She even offered to go to the theater with you, which shows that she is mentally prepared. All you have to do is wait for the lights to go dark. As for the next step, hehehe, you can't see your fingers. The plot is quite Shameless, regardless of behavior, take precautions to avoid Yun."
"Holy crap! Is this fucking okay?"
"Impossible is nothing. Now brother, I will pass on to you the six-character meaning of picking up girls in the cinema."
"Damn it! There's a meaning to this fucking thing!?"
"Of course, what do you think? Can you learn a word?"
"Learn, learn."
"Okay, is there a problem with a meal?"
"no problem."
"If you want to go upscale, Ermao Restaurant!"
"Sure, tell me quickly!"
"Okay, remember it, the six-character meaning is: let me do it, you are the best!"
"Fuck! What the hell is this!"
"Abstruse! Understand it carefully, don't talk nonsense, Y's broke our second road tower, 88, brother, I will wait for you to get the good news."
(End of this chapter)
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