Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 22 Learn from scratch
This scene was such a test of one's mental endurance that Zhang Xiaoqiang could only stay there with the knife in hand, not knowing what to do for a long time.

Maybe he also felt that something was wrong behind him, so the old pig turned his head around, and then he was also startled!
"cockroach!"

His eyes first fell on the "Dragon Slaying Knife" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's hand, and the old pig couldn't help shaking, and then he twitched his mouth full of yellow shit, and said tremblingly: "Ah heh heh, I didn’t eat enough at night, so I didn’t call you because I saw you sleeping soundly. I found it by myself. This porridge is okay, but the taste is a bit bland. It would be great if you can have some meat... Uh, you are also hungry Looking for something to eat? How about... let's go together?"

While talking, the old pig generously kicked his hooves on the toilet and stirred up a lump of rice field to come out.

Looking at the yellow object passed by the pig's trotter, Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed shamefully.

This is a rather embarrassing scene. According to the traditional virtues of China, Zhang Xiaoqiang should not refuse the kindness of others.

But as far as Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart is concerned... His right hand is shaking, his eyebrows are twitching, he has already tried to copy "Tulong" and cut "***" several times.

But to be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't be blamed for being at a loss. After all, this was the first time he encountered such a situation.

Although I also read "One Hundred Thousand Whys" when I was a child, none of it taught people how to deal with other people's respectful gestures.

Most importantly, Zhang Xiaoqiang is considering whether to explain the truth to Lao Zhu, he is worried that Lao Zhu will go crazy if he knows the reality!

After all, no matter what species the old pig is now, he used to be Marshal Tianpeng. If the old pig's bestiality gets stronger, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels that he will not be able to control it with the "Dragon Slaying" knife made in Hanyang in his hand. place.

After hesitating, the old pig put his hoof into his mouth and said, "Why, aren't you hungry?"

"Uh...Brother Zhu, let's stop eating that, I'll cook instant noodles for you." Considering his own safety, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided not to tell the truth for the time being.

"Don't bother, it's hard work for you to pick me up in the afternoon, go to bed early. There's still a big pot here, with plenty of weight, and I'm hungrier than the instant noodles. By the way, what..." Old Zhu tsk-tsk his mouth shyly : "If you don't eat it, I'll wipe it all out for you."

Speechless!
When he returned to the bedroom from the toilet, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart fluctuated one after another, and he didn't fall asleep that night.

The following questions linger in my mind:

One, how does the old pig find out that there is no meat in the rice field.

Second, how should I explain this to the old pig?

Three, is this rice paddy really so delicious?
To be honest, it's thanks to the old pig for dominating the latrine, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would have to go to Nianba to try the saltiness if he couldn't keep it.

There was nothing to say all night, and it was dawn again in a blink of an eye.

Dragging his exhausted body, Zhang Xiaoqiang climbed up from the bed tremblingly, and went to the toilet to have a look.

Good guy, the toilet that has been clogged for three days is now as clean as new.

Zhang Xiaoqiang swears that he has never seen such a clean toilet since he was born.

But this also brought deep troubles to Zhang Xiaoqiang. Looking at Laozhu's carefully cleaned "rice bowl", he really couldn't bear to solve his personal problems here.

The most important thing is that he is afraid that the old pig will come to eat again, his little heart can no longer bear the blow of that brutal scene.

On balance, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran two miles away and spent 2 cents to solve his personal problems in the public toilet.

Come back, the old pig has woken up.

Zhang Xiaoqiang deliberated over and over again, and finally explained to Laozhu tentatively that flushing the toilet is not a job.

I thought the old pig would be furious, but I didn't expect him to be quite open-minded: "I just said how can you cook such a big pot to eat with such a small body? I dare you to hold shit. But to be honest, the taste is better than soaked strong face"

Dispelling the idea of ​​trying it out, Zhang Xiaoqiang patted Lao Zhu on the shoulder: "Okay, brother Zhu, don't worry, we won't eat instant noodles in the future!"

It was beyond Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectation that this matter could be resolved so smoothly.

But through this incident, it also reminded Zhang Xiaoqiang that it is imminent to popularize the common sense of modern social life for Lao Zhu.

So, in the next 2 hours, Zhang Xiaoqiang systematically and comprehensively explained to Lao Zhu one by one how to use various electrical facilities and related life precautions.

Don't tell me, Laozhu is worthy of being born as an intellectual, and his ability to accept new things is extraordinary.

Except when he heard that the computer needs to be operated with a mouse, he killed the mouse as a mouse; when he turned on the TV, he yelled that the monster kicked the screen and smashed the screen, he basically accepted the things of this world calmly.

It's just a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang's 300 yuan high-definition spherical black and white color TV was bought from a flea market... Alas, I will never be able to watch news broadcasts while drinking beer in the future.

Holding the disemboweled Shuangfeiyan mouse, Zhang Xiaoqiang clicked on the browser, intending to search for some teaching materials for the old pig to learn from.

"How to educate children under the age of three."

"What to do as a first-time parent."

"Postpartum of sows..." Well, this one won't work.

One after another, Zhang Xiaoqiang tried to find reading files suitable for Lao Zhu in the search box.

During this period, Lao Zhu was very quiet, which fully demonstrated the qualities that a senior intellectual should have.

In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang finalized "One Hundred Thousand Whys" as an enlightenment textbook for Lao Zhu to understand the world.

"Brother Pig! I've selected some information for you, just take a look if you have nothing to do. The mouse is a bit out of touch right now, if it doesn't respond, just tap it on the table. Now, that's it."

After showing Lao Zhu a demonstration, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up his seat after Lao Zhu nodded and understood.

"Brother Pig! You study here first, and I'll go back to the house to catch up on sleep. I didn't sleep well last night."

"It's done, you go and rest and don't worry about me!"

After thinking about it carefully, there was nothing to explain, so Zhang Xiaoqiang went back to the back room, and after a while, he heard "crackling" sound of "bamboo percussion music" outside.

"Old man, are you there?"

"Hehe, what's the matter?"

"If you don't explain to me, why did this old pig come to the human world?"

"It's nothing, just come here to experience life in the world."

"Then why is it attached to the pig?"

"This... came suddenly. I couldn't find a suitable and long-term human corpse, so I had to temporarily replace it with the whole pig body."

"I'll go! That's okay! How long do you plan to ask the old pig to stay here?"

"Well... the secret of the sky must not be leaked."

"Damn! You old boy is doing this again to my brother. That's enough, don't talk nonsense, then what, I'll bring you the man we agreed before, and you help me get Su Lengche out, now Let me tell you about your plan."

After waiting for a while, the old man stroked his beard, and then said rather wisely: "My plan is...you go to Laozhu for consultation, talk about how to pick up girls, he is a professional."

(End of this chapter)