Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 17

"Fatty, lend me the "Aqiu No. [-]"!"

Jumping off the bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the black-framed sunglasses that he hadn't used for a long time, and took out the dusty leather shirt.

Seeing his brother dressed like this, Er Fatty couldn't help but be solemn: "Qiangzi...you want to..."

"Yes!" Nodding his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head around, and the corners of his lips curled into a slanted eyebrow.

Er Pang clearly remembered that the last time he saw Zhang Xiaoqiang dressed like this was 10 years ago.

It was an evening in the twelfth lunar month of spring, Zhang Xiaoqiang was bewitched by the "black boss" in the class, and the other party cursed, "Don't leave after school".

Then Zhang Xiaoqiang was blocked at the entrance of the kindergarten.

Facing the "beating" by more than ten people, Zhang Xiaoqiang remained calm and composed. He held his head in his hands from beginning to end and remained unwavering. He allowed the other party to "punch and kick" him, but he remained unmoved. At the same time, he also waited for opportunities to use words such as "Ah yo" ", "I want to report to the teacher" and other "sound wave" spells to attack the enemy within a certain range.

That scene left a deep impression on the young Erpang, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's dress was exactly what he was seeing at the time.

"Qiangzi, do you need help?" Er Pang was a little worried. .

Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head slowly: "No, you just need to lend me the "Aqiu No. [-]"."

"My "Aqiu" has been modified, and it's very fast! Are you sure you want to use it?" Frowning slightly, Er Pang's plump flesh shook up and down.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled lightly: "These are not problems, don't forget, I am a man who read the initial D, four-wheel drive brother, and the speed and passion 1234567."

"Ah!" Immediately admiration rose, Er Fatty stopped hesitating immediately, and hurriedly took out the car key from his trouser pocket and solemnly handed it to Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Brother, I wish you the best of luck!"

"Thank you!" Nodding, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the screen on the computer screen, and patted Er Pang on the shoulder: "Take it easy, I'm leaving!"

Then he smelled "computer" and replied: "Hmm, oh, four and one."

He trotted to the underground garage, found Erpang's modified sports car "Aqiu No. [-]", and Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on it.

As soon as the sports car started, it immediately "roared" to the runaway wild horse.

interesting!

Hanging the sunglasses on his ears, Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed out of the school like a wind and drove onto the highway.

After he was on the road, he turned on the car stereo, and immediately excited music wafted out: "La la la Demacia
, la la la la slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap..."

Accompanied by the battle song to add to the fun, Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped on the accelerator, the speedometer continued to climb, and everything around him passed by like a streamer.

Yes!Anyone who has experience in drag racing knows that Zhang Xiaoqiang has reached the highest state of drag racing, commonly known as the state of "oblivion".

People who have reached this state usually have the following symptoms: dull eyes, crooked mouth and mouth, uncontrollable hands and feet, accompanied by intermittent madness, and like to howl "oh, ah".

Not long after, a BMW 730 loomed at the end of Zhang Xiaoqiang's field of vision.

Super it!

Then came across a Range Rover.

Super it!

Audi A8!overtake!

Rolls Royce!overtake!

Bugatti!Do not hesitate, super!overtake!overtake!
At this moment, no one can stop Zhang Xiaoqiang from entering the "oblivion" state.

The modified "Aqiu" was brought to the extreme under his control.

Skillful lane-changing skills, perfect corner drifting, and all movements are done in one go, which is frightening to watch.

Until the intersection, a middle-aged man in white with a big cap stopped him:
"Hey, little comrade, what are you doing!? There is no traffic jam! What are you trying to squeeze forward on a battery car? Can you pay for which one is blown?"

"Uh……"

"Turn the music off!"

Honestly turn off the public speakers.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Sorry, I just drove too fast."

Finding that the traffic policeman's face was a bit ugly, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly asked uncertainly, "Isn't it this?"

The traffic policeman sneered speechlessly: "This traffic jam, can you run more than 5 miles?"

"Uh……"

"This!" Pointing to Zhang Xiaoqiang and sitting down, Aqiu plugged in the "sound system": "The speakers are very powerful! I can hear your car "la la la" from [-] miles away. Don't you know that roads can't amplify music? You Have you considered other people's feelings when you engage in such a large amount of noise pollution?"

"I……"

"Driver's license! A fine of 200."

Seeing that the traffic policeman was about to issue a ticket, Zhang Xiaoqiang got out of the car and begged for mercy: "Uncle traffic policeman, I am a student at my school, my family is poor, it is not easy to go to school, I really have no money. Today is the first time I am riding a small battery , The car belongs to a friend, I don't know the rules. Please forgive me, don't be short of money, okay?"

After listening, the traffic policeman looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, maybe because he felt that the young man in front of him was indeed "plainer", so he was moved with compassion.

"Are you a student?"

"En. Wait a minute..." Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and pulled out the little red book from his underwear pocket: "This is my student ID card."

The traffic policeman checked it: "Okay, I think you are a college student and a first-time offender, so the fine will be fined this time."

"Oh, thank you, thank you uncle policeman, thank you eight generations ancestor..."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"Uh, no! It's okay! Hehe, hehe." He smiled and scratched his head.

So embarrassing!

The traffic police gave Zhang Xiaoqiang a blank look, and then continued solemnly: "Although you can be exempted from the fine, you must do some public welfare activities to offset your violation."

"It's no problem. Should I stand guard, command, or issue a ticket? I'm good at physics. How about I issue a ticket for you?"

Ever since I was a child, I have envied the traffic police who issued fines. If someone is unhappy with that guy, I will slap you. The key is that if you are slapped, you can't "rebound". At the end of the year, you have to rush to give money to compensate.

To be able to experience that exhilarating feeling today... is absolutely worth it.

It's a pity... things didn't go his way, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was mercilessly despised again.

The traffic policeman took out a small USB flash drive from his overalls, inserted it into Aqiu's body, and ordered Zhang Xiaoqiang, "Download the audio file of traffic etiquette regulations inside."

"Oh, oh." Because it was the first time, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little embarrassed.

After downloading, he gave the traffic police a wink.

"Well, when you're on the road, you'll turn on the power amplifier. Today, you're partnering with a traffic etiquette propagandist along the road. Is there a problem?"

"No, no, no problem."

"Very good! Ah, and remember, don't leave those messy things anymore, if you get caught... double the fine and temporarily impound the vehicle! Understand?"

"Uncle police officer! Don't worry, I promise to only put what you give me! Can I go now?"

"Okay, stop driving so slowly once you get on the road! Your 5mph speed seriously affects traffic!"

Pi Dian Dian got into the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang started the car, and while waiting for a break at the red light, he quickly changed the "La La La" song.

Just kidding, if this is played again, it will really die.

After the exchange was completed, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt relieved, then clicked the play button, and looked straight ahead at the red light for the countdown.

Two seconds later, a female voice came out from the old news loudspeaker: "The enemy has 2 seconds to reach the battlefield, crush them!"

　Ask for collection, ask for recommendation ticket

　　


(End of this chapter)