Greatest anchor in history

Chapter 169

"I, this... is, uh..." I can only feel bored if I don't know.

Witty BOY Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully analyzed the current situation, thinking that since Lawson asked him to come to contact Huang Shuyi, he would definitely arrange a reasonable and easy-to-approach identity for the other party.

Needless to say, the United States is the most suitable country.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang also admired his excellent analytical ability.

"Haha," as the saying goes, if you have food in your heart, you can do things without panic.

With a conclusion, Zhang Xiaoqiang coughed twice: "I just came back from studying in the United States, and I ask all the students to take care of me in the future."

Quite a gentlemanly self-introduction.

But what Tang Hongxi didn't expect was that as soon as his conversation fell, Li Minghan on the side suddenly laughed "haha" as if he had taken the wrong medicine: "This classmate Xiaoqiang is quite joking, hehe, in fact, Xiaoqiang is from Ethiopia. back."

"Wow~" After the sound fell, the audience burst into laughter.

What happened to Zhang Xiaoqiang at the time... Ethiopia! ?
This fucker... cheating! !
Is AN mentally retarded?Given Lao Zi'an's status, how will you "pick up girls" in the future?
It is estimated that Zhang Xiaoqiang was embarrassed, and Li Minghan immediately added: "Everyone be quiet, although Xiaoqiang is studying in Ethiopia, he is studying and starting his own business at the same time. Through his own efforts, he founded the leader of "Xiaoqiang called JI" from scratch in the local area. Now he owns 20 chain restaurants. This time, he returned to China to recharge his batteries to understand the situation in China; on the other hand, he wanted to introduce "Xiaoqiang called JI" into China."

Good guy, it's okay if Li Minghan doesn't say anything, but with this explanation, all the students under him are falling back and forth as if they were sick.

"Hahaha, Xiaoqiang... my name is JI. You really need to be creative when opening a store."

"Hey, do you have great health care in your store?"

"Hurry to East Bay, the lady there needs you!"

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Seeing that the nonsense on the court was getting more and more outrageous, and the more it became more and more unchanged, Li Minghan had to speak again to stop the students from making noise.

For Li Minghan's big mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang has learned a lot.

This guy simply doesn't give him a way to survive. He must check the other person's "eight generations of ancestors" in the future to see if there is anyone in the family tree who had a grudge against him in his previous life.

"Student Xiaoqiang, you just sit..." His eyes swept around the class, and Li Minghan immediately pointed: "You can sit in the last row."

Following the direction of Li Minghan's finger, Zhang Xiaoqiang found the target.

In fact, there is no need to look for it, because there is only one empty seat in the back row in the whole class.

"Oh, then I'm going down." Really don't want to stay on the stage to be played like a monkey by everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped off the stage, and walked towards the end of the class.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was quite satisfied with the position given by Li Minghan.

As the saying goes, Zhang Xiaoqiang has been studying for decades. He graduated from kindergarten, and then went through nine years of compulsory education, a million-strong army to fight the college entrance examination, and a four-year civil war in the university. It can be said that he does not know the school well.

It was because of knowing him that I was sure that there was a mysterious organization in every class.

This organization has strict records and a small number of people.

They often wander around the back of the classroom, with strong concealment, and maintain the principle of "well water does not interfere with river water" with the teachers.

They are mysterious, united and hardworking, and all of them are agile. They can be called the elites among the elites in the class.

He talks and laughs in class, gets crazy after class, and has a hint of coquettishness in every move he makes.

Their main task is to liven up the boring classroom atmosphere, and sometimes they will comment on every offensive sentence the teacher said.

To put it bluntly, it is these selfless and dedicated warriors who have successfully rescued many lost lambs and greatly reduced the risk of sudden death of students in the classroom.

They are the legendary class saviors!Who are they you ask?

They never leave their names behind when doing good deeds. If they have to find a suitable name, they are used to calling themselves "back row"! !

Zhang Xiaoqiang was extremely excited to be selected in the last row.

After all, Zhang Xiaoqiang is more willing to practice hard in the back row than to listen to the teacher's boring scientific and cultural knowledge.

After so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has changed in many aspects, but his habit of loving "self-study" has not changed.

If you don't "teach yourself" by yourself, how can you learn about various high-end killing techniques?
If you didn't "teach yourself" by yourself, how could you possibly understand the Japanese oxsha ninjutsu ability?

If you didn't "self-study" by yourself, would you know nearly a hundred art masters?

In class, what the teacher taught us is always 123, ABCD, but what we really use in society is intrigue, bragging and pretending to be B.

These days, if you don’t work hard to learn some “rare goods” by yourself, you will be embarrassed to go to the table to talk about big deals of more than 200 yuan in the future.

Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed towards his "leading" throne, but he didn't expect that there are many people who want to harm me these days.

If Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't pay attention, someone would mix garlic under his feet and he would stumble to the ground.

I got a cross! !What the hell is going on! ?

Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head violently, but in his eyes, he saw a skinny face slowly lifting his right leg, showing displeasure.

He had just started to reason, but he never thought that Erpilian was preemptive, and shouted: "Hey, I don't have eyes. I bought these new ones. Look, I stepped on them for you!!"

I... this is a good second-generation low-IQ face in YY novels.

Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could speak further, Li Minghan knocked on the table: "Okay, okay, everyone, please go back and sit down quietly. Let's start class!!"

The top leader has spoken, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, a freshman, is not easy to cause trouble.

After all, he's here to pick up girls, uh no... to accomplish important national affairs, how can he use his own worries to affect his guilty conscience?
Lao Zhi is a gentleman, so he doesn't care about you little brat.

In line with the principle of learning from Comrade "Ah Q", Zhang Xiaoqiang acted like a brazen fart, stood up, patted off the "Baleno" dust, and went straight to his seat.

When he arrived at the position, Zhang Xiaoqiang was surprised to find out... This is really not obvious, he was shocked when he saw it!

Just now, I was busy on stage talking about my life, but I didn't look at the situation of my seat.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost blinded himself when he got down to the real thing.

As we all know, class seats are double-seater, just like our daily double bed at home.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's seat is no exception, and this person is sitting in his seat at this moment.

It's just that saying that this person is a human being is really an insulting word, that guy can't be described as a human being at all, it's just a pile of meatballs on the seat.

Yes!This is definitely the second fattest guy Zhang Xiaoqiang has ever seen in his life.

Who is the first one you ask?
Nonsense, the earth is the most "fat" in the world, if the old pig is called the second, who would dare to say the first! ?
However, the man in front of me and Lao Zhu are definitely equal in size. The most important thing is that the other person is not small. The other person is as tall as Zhang Xiaoqiang just sitting down.

(End of this chapter)