Greatest anchor in history
Chapter 116
Chapter 116
When he came to the hotel entrance, Zhang Xiaoqiang was kicked out like a bereaved dog.
Desperately coming to the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes to look, and immediately saw a large group of dazzling "Xiang" colors in the dark night.
What an ironic scene!Looking at the soaring color, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help laughing secretly... Could it be that you are even mocking God?How about giving my brother such a wonderful thing.
After getting into the car, Dasheng threw the old pig into the back seat of the car.
I have to say that this old pig was seriously injured when he took the shot just now.
The good guy was bumped by the Great Saint all the way, and now he was thrown into the car by brute force, the old pig kept the original fainting shape throughout the whole process, and he didn't change a bit.
"Let's go! Let's go home!" After placing the old pig safely, the Great Sage jumped onto the co-driver's seat.
He still maintained the sitting posture that the Great Sage should have as always, half squatting and defecating.
Considering the great sage's style and the shape of this broken car, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up the idea of popularizing modern civilized car etiquette for the great sage.
Forget it, he stared at the steering wheel in front of him for a long while before he spit out two words: "Drive!"
"Buzzing, buzzing", the "Xiang" colored Isuzu turned and swayed, then swayed, and started happily on the road under Zhang Xiaoqiang's control.
The night was dark and the clouds were overwhelming. The sky at this time was just like Zhang Xiaoqiang's state of mind, oppressive and bitter.
Thinking about what happened tonight, Zhang Xiaoqiang really felt panicked.
"Brother Monkey, thank you for what happened tonight."
"Thank my grandson for what?"
"It's nothing, hehe." Even if he explained it to the Great Sage, he wouldn't understand. From the perspective of the Great Sage, he just did what he should do as a law enforcement officer in the heavens.
But Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that if the Great Sage did not shake the field today, things might not be so simple.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't believe that Young Master Sun, Qin Puze would let him go so kindly, to put it bluntly, he was still afraid of the great sage's skills.
While thinking about it, a strong light came directly from the dark place behind and hit the person's eyes on the rearview mirror.
Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately turned to the dark side, poked his head out and yelled at the back: "What kind of plane are you doing? Is there any quality! Lan Xiang, the driving school, is it necessary!?"
"Buzz!" With the ear-piercing roar of the engine, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a black Land Rover rushing toward the rear of his car.
"Fuck!!" I was worried that I had nowhere to vent my anger, so no one came to my door.
"Grandpa, play this hand with me! Drag racing, right! I will ask you to see what old driver Qiu Mingshan is called today!!"
Clutch, push gear, give oil.
When people are extremely angry, they dare to do anything.
You must know that Zhang Xiaoqiang hasn't touched a car a few times since he got his driver's license, and being able to drive to the hotel alive on the road is the blessing of his ancestors' eight lifetimes of cultivation.
Now rushing forward with enthusiasm, he actually plans to race with someone.
The key point is that you have no problem with drag racing, but you can race with Isuzu and Land Rover... This shit is too tough.
"Buzz buzz buzz," the Isuzu immediately howled like a whipped donkey, and the speed of the car climbed steadily under Zhang Xiaoqiang's whipping.
Fortunately, it was late at night, and there were no pedestrians or vehicles on the road, otherwise Mr. Wang's headlines would be robbed again tomorrow.
Swaying left and right, rushing forward and back, Isuzu really looks like a stunt driver under Zhang Xiaoqiang's skilled control.
It’s just that anyone who has been in contact with a legendary vehicle like Isuzu knows that once this car reaches 100 miles, it is absolutely ready to take off.
That's right!Zhang Xiaoqiang has this kind of rush now, he can't control the shaking of the car body at all.
Coupled with the fact that the car itself is very old, and it was built by the heavenly "Bima Group", it is difficult for Zhang Xiaoqiang to make the car go in a straight line.
But not being able to walk in a straight line is not useless, at least the Land Rover's speed cannot be used.
Looking at the Land Rover that was crowded behind him with nowhere to go, Zhang Xiaoqiang yelled at the rearview mirror: "Master, why don't you pretend to be B! The whole luxury car in the middle of the night is amazing! Go crazy with the old paper! You are playing go!!"
The words just fell!There was a shock from the rear of the car, and then the Isuzu body was like a boat in a strong wind and waves, swaying in the wind and rain.
In a panic, Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively stepped on the foot brake.
Under its braking, the Isuzu slowly slowed down.
Regaining control of the car body, Land Rover also took advantage of Zhang Xiaoqiang's control of the neutral position of the car body and waited for an opportunity to overtake it from behind.
When the two cars were level, Zhang Xiaoqiang put down the car window and pointed his middle finger to the opposite side: "Damn!! I'm sick! I'm rushing to the funeral in the middle of the night!"
Anyway, there is a great sage sitting in the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind beating the racing man at night.
The night was quiet and pleasant, the Land Rover windows were slowly lowered, and the interior was completely dark. Zhang Xiaoqiang frowned, trying to see the other person's face clearly, but he didn't expect a tubular object to emerge from the darkness.
Fog Grass!gun! ?
He was taken aback for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed loudly: "How old are you? You still play tricks like this! Brother, when I was bluffing people with toy guns, you were still spreading crotch pants!"
"boom!"
The glass on the side of the car shattered, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously turned his face to look, and immediately yelled strangely: "Damn!! It's a real guy... Goodbye, brother, we will fight again in the future!"
Hurry up and hit the accelerator with your foot, and move forward at high speed.
Guns are undoubtedly the favorite of men. In the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang had only seen them in movies and games. He never dreamed that in reality he would be pointed at the head by a gun.
Thanks to his inexperienced car control skills just now, the speed was a little slower by two beats. Otherwise, if the old driver's operating level is really changed, then he will remain in the same state as the Land Rover... Based on the ballistic trajectory of the opponent's gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's left temple is probably right now. A hole has to be made.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had lingering fears, bombarded the accelerator desperately, but the speed of the Land Rover was still there.
Due to the gap in performance, Zhang Xiaoqiang is destined to be unable to get rid of Land Rover's pursuit.
"Snake-shaped move! Z-shaped move!" Zhang Xiaoqiang kept babbling, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have any bullshit tactical skills, but fortunately he played games a lot, so now he knew that he must never walk in a straight line to avoid gunshots.
The great sage who was dumped in the car was in a daze, and finally couldn't help asking: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing? Why does this thing float around? It's even more unreliable than my grandson somersault cloud! ?”
"Emergency! We are being watched!"
"monster!?"
"Uh..." I wanted to talk about monsters, but I thought that if I said monsters, the Great Sage would definitely jump out of the car and be tough with others.
If the other party doesn't have a gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not worried about the result of the Great Sage's hard work.
But now he is holding the guy in his hand, the great sage is going down... that is to shoot at the muzzle of the gun!
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to cause two wars between humans and gods because of his own reasons.
"It's not a monster! But it's not a good thing either."
"Is that human?"
"Well, it's human."
"Then why are you panicking! I thought it was a monster! You pay for this kind of thing yourself!" Re-arranging the posture of squatting in the pit, Dasheng crossed his eyes, glanced at the approaching Land Rover in the rearview mirror, and then dismissed it He shook his throat.
(End of this chapter)
When he came to the hotel entrance, Zhang Xiaoqiang was kicked out like a bereaved dog.
Desperately coming to the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes to look, and immediately saw a large group of dazzling "Xiang" colors in the dark night.
What an ironic scene!Looking at the soaring color, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help laughing secretly... Could it be that you are even mocking God?How about giving my brother such a wonderful thing.
After getting into the car, Dasheng threw the old pig into the back seat of the car.
I have to say that this old pig was seriously injured when he took the shot just now.
The good guy was bumped by the Great Saint all the way, and now he was thrown into the car by brute force, the old pig kept the original fainting shape throughout the whole process, and he didn't change a bit.
"Let's go! Let's go home!" After placing the old pig safely, the Great Sage jumped onto the co-driver's seat.
He still maintained the sitting posture that the Great Sage should have as always, half squatting and defecating.
Considering the great sage's style and the shape of this broken car, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up the idea of popularizing modern civilized car etiquette for the great sage.
Forget it, he stared at the steering wheel in front of him for a long while before he spit out two words: "Drive!"
"Buzzing, buzzing", the "Xiang" colored Isuzu turned and swayed, then swayed, and started happily on the road under Zhang Xiaoqiang's control.
The night was dark and the clouds were overwhelming. The sky at this time was just like Zhang Xiaoqiang's state of mind, oppressive and bitter.
Thinking about what happened tonight, Zhang Xiaoqiang really felt panicked.
"Brother Monkey, thank you for what happened tonight."
"Thank my grandson for what?"
"It's nothing, hehe." Even if he explained it to the Great Sage, he wouldn't understand. From the perspective of the Great Sage, he just did what he should do as a law enforcement officer in the heavens.
But Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that if the Great Sage did not shake the field today, things might not be so simple.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't believe that Young Master Sun, Qin Puze would let him go so kindly, to put it bluntly, he was still afraid of the great sage's skills.
While thinking about it, a strong light came directly from the dark place behind and hit the person's eyes on the rearview mirror.
Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately turned to the dark side, poked his head out and yelled at the back: "What kind of plane are you doing? Is there any quality! Lan Xiang, the driving school, is it necessary!?"
"Buzz!" With the ear-piercing roar of the engine, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a black Land Rover rushing toward the rear of his car.
"Fuck!!" I was worried that I had nowhere to vent my anger, so no one came to my door.
"Grandpa, play this hand with me! Drag racing, right! I will ask you to see what old driver Qiu Mingshan is called today!!"
Clutch, push gear, give oil.
When people are extremely angry, they dare to do anything.
You must know that Zhang Xiaoqiang hasn't touched a car a few times since he got his driver's license, and being able to drive to the hotel alive on the road is the blessing of his ancestors' eight lifetimes of cultivation.
Now rushing forward with enthusiasm, he actually plans to race with someone.
The key point is that you have no problem with drag racing, but you can race with Isuzu and Land Rover... This shit is too tough.
"Buzz buzz buzz," the Isuzu immediately howled like a whipped donkey, and the speed of the car climbed steadily under Zhang Xiaoqiang's whipping.
Fortunately, it was late at night, and there were no pedestrians or vehicles on the road, otherwise Mr. Wang's headlines would be robbed again tomorrow.
Swaying left and right, rushing forward and back, Isuzu really looks like a stunt driver under Zhang Xiaoqiang's skilled control.
It’s just that anyone who has been in contact with a legendary vehicle like Isuzu knows that once this car reaches 100 miles, it is absolutely ready to take off.
That's right!Zhang Xiaoqiang has this kind of rush now, he can't control the shaking of the car body at all.
Coupled with the fact that the car itself is very old, and it was built by the heavenly "Bima Group", it is difficult for Zhang Xiaoqiang to make the car go in a straight line.
But not being able to walk in a straight line is not useless, at least the Land Rover's speed cannot be used.
Looking at the Land Rover that was crowded behind him with nowhere to go, Zhang Xiaoqiang yelled at the rearview mirror: "Master, why don't you pretend to be B! The whole luxury car in the middle of the night is amazing! Go crazy with the old paper! You are playing go!!"
The words just fell!There was a shock from the rear of the car, and then the Isuzu body was like a boat in a strong wind and waves, swaying in the wind and rain.
In a panic, Zhang Xiaoqiang instinctively stepped on the foot brake.
Under its braking, the Isuzu slowly slowed down.
Regaining control of the car body, Land Rover also took advantage of Zhang Xiaoqiang's control of the neutral position of the car body and waited for an opportunity to overtake it from behind.
When the two cars were level, Zhang Xiaoqiang put down the car window and pointed his middle finger to the opposite side: "Damn!! I'm sick! I'm rushing to the funeral in the middle of the night!"
Anyway, there is a great sage sitting in the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind beating the racing man at night.
The night was quiet and pleasant, the Land Rover windows were slowly lowered, and the interior was completely dark. Zhang Xiaoqiang frowned, trying to see the other person's face clearly, but he didn't expect a tubular object to emerge from the darkness.
Fog Grass!gun! ?
He was taken aback for a moment, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed loudly: "How old are you? You still play tricks like this! Brother, when I was bluffing people with toy guns, you were still spreading crotch pants!"
"boom!"
The glass on the side of the car shattered, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously turned his face to look, and immediately yelled strangely: "Damn!! It's a real guy... Goodbye, brother, we will fight again in the future!"
Hurry up and hit the accelerator with your foot, and move forward at high speed.
Guns are undoubtedly the favorite of men. In the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang had only seen them in movies and games. He never dreamed that in reality he would be pointed at the head by a gun.
Thanks to his inexperienced car control skills just now, the speed was a little slower by two beats. Otherwise, if the old driver's operating level is really changed, then he will remain in the same state as the Land Rover... Based on the ballistic trajectory of the opponent's gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's left temple is probably right now. A hole has to be made.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had lingering fears, bombarded the accelerator desperately, but the speed of the Land Rover was still there.
Due to the gap in performance, Zhang Xiaoqiang is destined to be unable to get rid of Land Rover's pursuit.
"Snake-shaped move! Z-shaped move!" Zhang Xiaoqiang kept babbling, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have any bullshit tactical skills, but fortunately he played games a lot, so now he knew that he must never walk in a straight line to avoid gunshots.
The great sage who was dumped in the car was in a daze, and finally couldn't help asking: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing? Why does this thing float around? It's even more unreliable than my grandson somersault cloud! ?”
"Emergency! We are being watched!"
"monster!?"
"Uh..." I wanted to talk about monsters, but I thought that if I said monsters, the Great Sage would definitely jump out of the car and be tough with others.
If the other party doesn't have a gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang is not worried about the result of the Great Sage's hard work.
But now he is holding the guy in his hand, the great sage is going down... that is to shoot at the muzzle of the gun!
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to cause two wars between humans and gods because of his own reasons.
"It's not a monster! But it's not a good thing either."
"Is that human?"
"Well, it's human."
"Then why are you panicking! I thought it was a monster! You pay for this kind of thing yourself!" Re-arranging the posture of squatting in the pit, Dasheng crossed his eyes, glanced at the approaching Land Rover in the rearview mirror, and then dismissed it He shook his throat.
(End of this chapter)
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