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Chapter 104 Exams Are Breathing Pains
"It's absolutely true!" Er Fatty said with certainty and affirmation.

Leaning heavily on the back of the chair, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the sky!
Towering!O earth!Why the hell did you take the exam even if you didn't agree with each other?
Straightening his body in grief and indignation, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued to ask: "Why haven't I received any news about such a big event?"

Er Fatty looked serious, and immediately responded, "If my deduction is not wrong, you may have skipped class."

"I……"

"Okay, brother, don't complain. We are all on our own, and with your English skills, even if that day comes, nothing will change." At the same time, Er Pang took out a cigarette pack from his pocket and lit it. Three stood up on the table.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was puzzled when he saw Zhang Er: "Fatty, what are you messing with?"

"You can't even see this? I've never heard of cramming. It's okay to be unhappy. Come, pray with me. By the heavens, as evidenced by the thick soil, my second fat is willing to trade twenty pounds of flesh in exchange for passing this exam." .”

"Mist Grass! You kid is talking about shit, there is a fucking use for it! Do you think those big gods above are idle every day, so they can take care of your crap?"

"You know what a fart, this kind of thing is sincere. I used this method last time in the calculus test. What's the result? Isn't the ranking moved up a grade?"

"I'm going to go! The penultimate one mentions the penultimate second, are you so fucking embarrassed to say it?"

"You just stand up and talk without back pain! Anyway, I surpassed you that time, what the hell! Besides, besides this method, tell me, what else can we do to improve our level quickly?"

"This..." After scratching his ears and cheeks for about ten seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally sighed in vain.

This is really the time to use the book to hate less!
As a representative of Tianxuan, Zhang Xiaoqiang naturally wouldn't believe Er Fatty's bullshit theory of "hugging Buddha's feet temporarily".

If this thing is useful, he just dragged the Great Sage to send a message to the above.

Just kidding, he is definitely a cadre at the level of the Heavenly Court. Isn't it faster to do these things than Er Fatty's going to the ****?

However, the incident of somersaulting cloud last time was enough to explain the problem. Nowadays, due to the smog, the communication between the two worlds is not smooth.

Therefore, it is useless for Er Fatty to burn incense and hug Buddha.

Not to mention whether his expectation can be successfully delivered to the relevant department, even if it is received, whether it will be accepted or not is another matter.

Take a look at the case handling at our Human Realm Police Station. It doesn’t mean that if your money is stolen or your family is lost, the JC will immediately accept you and call the police.

You must know that there are standards for these things. If you want to file a case, you have to reach 24 yuan, and the person must be lost for [-] hours.

It can be deduced from this that Er Fatty pointed to the above to give him the blessing from heaven, and it is estimated that he will have to pass a certain number of times.

Oh shit!Now that I think about it, I was a dog in high school.

When I was in high school, I fantasized all day long that I could go to college quickly, because after I went to college, I didn't have to worry about my rank, as long as I passed the exam.

But it wasn't until I got to college that I discovered that Y was not like that at all. Although there was no rank requirement here, if you didn't meet the required scores, the system would directly delete your account and remove you from the program.

Oh shit!I don't know which bastard came up with such a thing as an exam to squeeze people.

You said that you just study, why do you have to take an exam? Don’t you even have the minimum trust between people?

My brother came to school to study sacred cultural knowledge, and each of these damns actually used scores to measure my piety. This is simply a tarnish to academics!
vulgar!shameful!hateful!

"Hey, I said Er Fatty, brothers around here, are there any reliable ones that can be used?"

Parents often warn us bitterly: In school, we must have a good relationship with classmates, because this will be of great help to our life in the future.

I have to say that the old Jianghu is the old Jianghu after all, and the things contained in these life mottos are really what we should understand and learn carefully.

For example, now, Zhang Xiaoqiang regrets that he did not communicate well with his classmates in the past.

After all, if you get to know one more academic master, a sideways look or a look back at him during the exam may change your life.

Er Fat's big head looked left and right, and then he let out a sigh of relief: "God's will! Brother, relying on others is worse than relying on yourself. If you really don't want to follow me to the Buddha... It depends on the brotherhood between you and me." In terms of points, I will hand over my ancestral exam secrets to you."

Seeing that Er Fatty spoke with a serious expression, not joking, Zhang Xiaoqiang also had a serious face at the moment, and humbly asked: "Fatty, tell me, don't worry, if I learn these secret books, I will not spread them to the outside world."

Er Fatty waved his hand: "It's okay, this is not a top-secret cheat book. Just listen to it."

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, you must know that this is the key to whether he can successfully pass the exam this time.

Ma Liu put his ears close together, and Er Pang took two breaths.

Fog Grass!This mother is still "testing the wheat"!

"Ahem, listen up! I'll just say it once."

"Success! Say it!" Zhang Xiaoqiang held his breath and concentrated on pricking up his ears.

"When you take the exam later, you should pay attention to the length of the multiple-choice questions. After you finish, remember the following formulas. Choose short if three are long and one short, choose long for three short and one long, choose B for two long and two short, and fill in the difference with C. together."

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly enlightened and praised sincerely: "Mist grass! Master."

Er Fatty then smiled indifferently: "Where is that? My grandfather was an accountant back then, and he was obsessed with probability theory. In order to help me cope with the college entrance examination, he specially summed up this set of laws for me based on the college entrance examination papers over the years."

"Hey! Don't be a bird! It's a miracle that your kid can enter the university!"

Although Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed all kinds of sighs and all kinds of bullshit on the surface, in reality, he had already been scolded in his heart.

Boy, you are an idiot!Give back the laws your grandfather summed up back then, damn it!Who the hell doesn't know this shitty routine?
I think my brother also had his head flooded back then, and he believed in this theory.

It's over, the final result, after the score is down, the multiple choice questions are a big duck egg, and none of your sister's questions are right!

In this regard, the teacher commented very pertinently, saying that I avoided the correct answer on purpose, and also told me not to make trouble like this in the future, and to deal with it with a real level, otherwise he would use my father's belt to pay for the loss of his year-end performance bonus. How much do I get back on me.

You Y still want to use this idea to attack brother Kuang! ?

You took the penultimate position last time, do you think the same mistake will happen twice to Saint Seiya?
Who the hell can pass the exam with that method, I will roll over and worship him as the "God of Gamblers".

"Dinglingling," what should come will always come, exams are like women, there are always a few days in a month, and you can't avoid it even if you want to.

It is obviously a pad-sized exam, but it has a lot of daily-use exam scope, so you have to use the extended type to review at night, but even if you take precautions like this, the final result will often be sideways and overturned...

(End of this chapter)