King glory love system
Chapter 58 Don't say it's difficult, it's almost difficult to give birth
Chapter 58 Don't say it's difficult, it's almost difficult to give birth
After everyone finished washing, except for Jiang Yijun, everyone sat in the living room and continued to discuss ideas.
"By the way, I have a question, why is the relationship between Wu Zetian and Liu Bang so bad?" Jiang Yijun asked a question that has been on his mind for a long time.
Lin Xue also showed a very curious expression.
Wang Zhaojun pondered for a while, and then explained: "This should be the time when I went to school. The two of them ran for class monitor. The elder brother thought that the class monitor should be him, but Mei Niang became the class monitor, and the elder brother became the deputy monitor. In the second In the first semester, thanks to my brother's hard work, I regained the position of class monitor, and then Meiniang became my brother's subordinate... that's about it."
"...That's it, I thought it was something earth-shattering. It turned out that it was just because of snatching each other's squad leader." Jiang Yijun was speechless, thought for a while, and asked an irrelevant question, "And Brother Bang Are you the kind of person who works hard?”
Wang Zhaojun smiled bitterly: "This kind of thing may not be worth mentioning now, but it did arise because of it, and it seems to be getting worse."
Xing Lian was not very interested in this kind of thing. As soon as she clapped her hands, she directly suggested: "Let's go and deal with Wu Zetian, and Xiaojun, you go and deal with Liu Bang. Xuexue will also come to help. Anyway, you can rest tomorrow." !”
Xue Lin: "No problem!"
Wang Zhaojun looked at Xing Lian curiously: "Xing Lian, do you want brother and Mei Niang to reconcile? Although I hope so, it is not easy."
Xing Lian was biting a piece of biscuit, and his words were a bit vague: "Who is interested in making them reconcile, the main thing is to let Meiniang recognize Zhaojun, and let Liu Bang recognize Li Bai. In this way, they will have less opposition to you being together. A little bit. As for the affairs of Liu Bang and Mei Niang, it has to be simmered slowly, while Zhaojun and Li Bai, your affairs must be stirred up."
Finally, Xing Lian swallowed the biscuit and winked playfully at Wang Zhaojun: "After all, Zhaojun is thinking about the day and night!"
Wang Zhaojun's face turned red: "Who is going day and night!?" As he spoke, seeing everyone staring at him, he stretched out his hand and rushed towards Xing Lian, "Who are you talking about Xing Lian?"
Immediately afterwards, Lin Xue also joined in the fight, and the only boy left, Jiang Yijun, neither stood nor sat.In the end, Jiang Yijun couldn't bear it and could only cough: "So, I'm the only one to solve the matter between Liu Bang and Li Bai!"
"Xiaojun, why are you still here?" Wang Zhaojun was very surprised.
Jiang Yijun's eyelids twitched when he heard this, you guys don't take me seriously!
Xing Lian smoothed her hair that was messed up during the play: "Xiaojun, it's more troublesome for you there, after all, it's Liu Bang. Here, no matter what, Mei Niang still approves of Zhaojun. So please work hard!" In the end, Xinglian stretched out his fist to cheer Jiang Yijun up.
"Then you won't go back today?"
Lin Xue hugged Xing Lian from behind: "Xing Lian, of course I won't go back today—Xing Lian, Zhaojun will be with me. So, Jiang Yijun, go back alone."
Jiang Yijun: "...Is this the result really!"
The next day, Xinglian and Lin Xue took Wang Zhaojun to Tang District, while Jiang Yijun first found Li Bai from Xiaojun Dating Agency, and then after explaining their purpose, the two came to Dahan District.
"That is to say, if I want to admit that Li Bai is with my sister, there is no way." Liu Bang put his hands on his hips, with a haughty expression on his face.
Jiang Yijun saw Liu Bang's arrogant face and almost wanted to go up and beat him.In the end, he gave up. After all, as a professional Yue Lao, how could Jiang Yijun go up and fight Zhaojun's sworn brother?So, Jiang Yijun suppressed the urge to hit someone in his heart and forced out a smile: "So, Brother Bang, what do you think we should do?"
"As I said before, there is no way!" Liu Bang continued stubbornly.
"Oh, I see." Jiang Yijun looked regretful, then took out the mobile phone from behind, walked forward, put the mobile phone next to Liu Bang's ear, and said to Liu Bang slightly sinisterly, "However, here Before that, I wish Bongo would listen to this first."
Liu Bang's expression changed, obviously expecting that he would be tricked by Jiang Yijun.But now Liu Bang was riding a tiger and couldn't get off, so he was sweating and listening to his mobile phone.
"There is no door, so it seems that you can't enter the main gate of my training camp, Liu Bang." No one else said this except Lin Xue.
"I see!" Then Liu Bang returned the phone to Jiang Yijun with a face of Xiaojun, you dare to insult me.
So Jiang Yijun took Li Bai and asked Liu Bang to open the door.
"In short, the person my sister wants to marry must be as handsome as me." Liu Bang said the first request shamelessly.
This simply refreshed Jiang Yijun's understanding of Liu Bang's thick skin.Although you are good-looking in person, you are far behind compared to Li Bai who was not drunk.And even if you are drunk, you can't compare. After all, your Liu Bang's wine is not much better.
Jiang Yijun said nothing, because this kind of judgment that everyone has their own preferences for carrots and vegetables is obviously unable to deal with an old guy like Liu Bang - if he says Li Bai is handsome, then Li Bai is handsome, and vice versa.But Jiang Yijun didn't say a word, which didn't mean it couldn't be solved.After all, there are still people who can wake up Liu Bang.
Zhang Liang, who came out to meet Jiang Yijun and the two of them together, took out a mirror and put it in front of Liu Bang.Liu Bang touched his chin self-righteously: "I am really handsome, haha!"
Zhang Liang didn't say anything, but took away the mirror, and then Liu Bang saw Li Bai standing in front of him. Looking at Li Bai who was like a poet, Liu Bang felt embarrassed and said: "It's okay, it's okay."
Jiang Yijun: "..."
But it wasn't over yet, Zhang Liang put the mirror in front of Liu Bang again: "I'm a handsome guy, there's no doubt about it, um, that's it."
Then Zhang Liang took away the mirror again, and Liu Bang saw Li Bai again: "Li Bai, you look good too."
Several times in a row, even the shameless Liu Bang couldn't stand it. After all, he was being compared so straightforwardly, and every time Liu Bang, even if he wanted to deceive himself, had to change his view of Li Bai.Finally, Liu Bang waved his hand and slapped Zhang Liangzai's outstretched hand away: "Okay, okay, I understand!"
Jiang Yijun and Zhang Liang looked at each other and smiled, and said nothing more, so as not to irritate Liu Bang.If it was really exciting, he would probably have to smash it.
But a person who is thick-skinned is a person who is thick-skinned. Things that can happen in a moment cannot even happen in a moment.Liu Bang coughed and said: "In short, you are considered Li Bai. But having a good appearance is just a good skin."
After Jiang Yijun heard this, he couldn't help interjecting: "You don't blush when you say this. Thanks to you, the first condition for you to recognize Zhaojun's boyfriend is to have a good skin!" The last three words Jiang Yijun deliberately Shout out your hands like a trumpet.
However, Liu Bang was out of breath and continued without blushing: "I also hope that Zhaojun can be with the person I like. But anyway, I am her righteous brother, and I must be responsible for her future happiness."
"I understand!" Li Bai nodded.Jiang Yijun rolled his eyes at Li Bai beside him. He was speechless at his naive idea, but he was even more shocked when he said such high-sounding words to Liu Bang.
"In short, he must not only be handsome, but also be both civil and military. Only such a man is worthy of my Zhaojun!"
So, under the leadership of Han Xin, a group of people came to the school ground: "Do you want me to come on, Liu Bang? Anyway, Li Bai and I are both assassins, and we are relatively familiar with each other."
"No need, I will take care of my own sister's affairs by myself. And maybe you will release water or something." Liu Bang looked suspiciously at Han Xin who volunteered.
Han Xin saw this and shrugged, saying not to speak.
Then Liu Bang lowered his voice again, and said to himself: "The most important thing is that I should defeat people who are more handsome than me."
The people present are all heroes with sensitive ears, and Jiang Yijun also has his own special ability, so he can hear clearly just like Han Xin and Zhang Liang.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay: So this is your truth, it's completely exposed!
On the opposite side of the school field, Li Bai had already put on his military uniform, so the sword appeared on the opposite side.When Liu Bang saw it, he said with rare admiration: "Not bad, Li Bai. I used to like you very much when I was in school. It's a pity that, as a dignified man, you actually took refuge in Wu Zetian's place, and even became her righteous brother." .”
Han Xin and Zhang Liang have black lines on their faces, and the same is true of Jiang Yijun—fuck me, I can’t find anything to complain about, although everyone knows you hate Wu Zetian, but is it really okay to blatantly blame others?And no matter what, Li Bai still has to work, and it's not strange to work under a female CEO.
Han Xin walked between Liu Bang and Li Bai, raised his hand and put it down: "The contest begins!"
Jiang Yijun thought it would take a few hours. After all, Liu Bang was a tank and Li Bai was an assassin.If two people start fighting like this, it's hard to say who will win.But the result obviously exceeded Jiang Yijun's expectations, because soon Liu Bang rushed to the street-Li Bai directly came up with a move of Qinglian Sword Song, knocking down the mighty devil (Liu Bang in Jiang Yijun's eyes) .Although Jiang Yijun didn't understand that there were no wild monsters for Li Bai, Li Bai could still unleash this big move, but after all, he had been in the Continent of Kings for several months, and he would not look at this contest from the perspective of playing a game.
But he still couldn't hide his surprise. Liu Bang, you rushed to the street too quickly - you didn't want to touch porcelain, and then splashed on the ground to prevent Wang Zhaojun and Li Bai.
Then Liu Bang stood up very simply, and wiped his disgraced self: "Li Bai, you guy, you actually engaged in a sneak attack-I haven't opened the shield yet!"
Well, it was the opposite of what Jiang Yijun expected.Liu Bang did not play a rogue like the old man Pengci, nor did he openly admit his failure as a king, but exposed the fact that he had been out of battle for a long time.
Han Xin covered his head and shook his head, while Zhang Liang also smiled bitterly.Jiang Yijun didn't care. He stepped forward and nodded to Li Bai: "Thank you for your hard work, Li Bai."
"It's okay, I'm fighting for myself after all, and" Li Bai lowered his voice, biting Jiang Yijun's ear, "and no matter what, Liu Bang is also the biggest obstacle between me and Zhaojun. So Let out a little breath."
"Ah, it's true." Jiang Yijun glanced at Li Bai, not knowing what to comment, whether Liu Bang deserved it, or Li Bai was a bit dark.But, forget it, the second level has also been successfully passed. As for Biwen, Jiang Yijun shouted to Liu Bang: "Bang brother, are you sure you want Biwen? It's better not to humiliate yourself, after all, Li Bai A famous writer!"
"Do you think I will lose? I just let you go because of Zhaojun. Don't look at me like this. I won't lose in a literary talent competition." Liu Bang said stubbornly.
So Jiang Yijun continued to shout, although Liu Bang was clearly in front of him, but Jiang Yijun still chose an exaggerated way of speaking: "Bang brother, you are sure to let go of one horse, not two horses!"
Standing aside, Han Xin and Zhang Liang laughed, and Liu Bang hummed, expressing that he would not give up.
"Hey, well, let's defeat Brother Bang head-on like this!" Jiang Yijun sighed, and then patted Li Bai on the shoulder.
"That's what I meant." Li Bai took a step forward, full of fighting spirit.
(End of this chapter)
After everyone finished washing, except for Jiang Yijun, everyone sat in the living room and continued to discuss ideas.
"By the way, I have a question, why is the relationship between Wu Zetian and Liu Bang so bad?" Jiang Yijun asked a question that has been on his mind for a long time.
Lin Xue also showed a very curious expression.
Wang Zhaojun pondered for a while, and then explained: "This should be the time when I went to school. The two of them ran for class monitor. The elder brother thought that the class monitor should be him, but Mei Niang became the class monitor, and the elder brother became the deputy monitor. In the second In the first semester, thanks to my brother's hard work, I regained the position of class monitor, and then Meiniang became my brother's subordinate... that's about it."
"...That's it, I thought it was something earth-shattering. It turned out that it was just because of snatching each other's squad leader." Jiang Yijun was speechless, thought for a while, and asked an irrelevant question, "And Brother Bang Are you the kind of person who works hard?”
Wang Zhaojun smiled bitterly: "This kind of thing may not be worth mentioning now, but it did arise because of it, and it seems to be getting worse."
Xing Lian was not very interested in this kind of thing. As soon as she clapped her hands, she directly suggested: "Let's go and deal with Wu Zetian, and Xiaojun, you go and deal with Liu Bang. Xuexue will also come to help. Anyway, you can rest tomorrow." !”
Xue Lin: "No problem!"
Wang Zhaojun looked at Xing Lian curiously: "Xing Lian, do you want brother and Mei Niang to reconcile? Although I hope so, it is not easy."
Xing Lian was biting a piece of biscuit, and his words were a bit vague: "Who is interested in making them reconcile, the main thing is to let Meiniang recognize Zhaojun, and let Liu Bang recognize Li Bai. In this way, they will have less opposition to you being together. A little bit. As for the affairs of Liu Bang and Mei Niang, it has to be simmered slowly, while Zhaojun and Li Bai, your affairs must be stirred up."
Finally, Xing Lian swallowed the biscuit and winked playfully at Wang Zhaojun: "After all, Zhaojun is thinking about the day and night!"
Wang Zhaojun's face turned red: "Who is going day and night!?" As he spoke, seeing everyone staring at him, he stretched out his hand and rushed towards Xing Lian, "Who are you talking about Xing Lian?"
Immediately afterwards, Lin Xue also joined in the fight, and the only boy left, Jiang Yijun, neither stood nor sat.In the end, Jiang Yijun couldn't bear it and could only cough: "So, I'm the only one to solve the matter between Liu Bang and Li Bai!"
"Xiaojun, why are you still here?" Wang Zhaojun was very surprised.
Jiang Yijun's eyelids twitched when he heard this, you guys don't take me seriously!
Xing Lian smoothed her hair that was messed up during the play: "Xiaojun, it's more troublesome for you there, after all, it's Liu Bang. Here, no matter what, Mei Niang still approves of Zhaojun. So please work hard!" In the end, Xinglian stretched out his fist to cheer Jiang Yijun up.
"Then you won't go back today?"
Lin Xue hugged Xing Lian from behind: "Xing Lian, of course I won't go back today—Xing Lian, Zhaojun will be with me. So, Jiang Yijun, go back alone."
Jiang Yijun: "...Is this the result really!"
The next day, Xinglian and Lin Xue took Wang Zhaojun to Tang District, while Jiang Yijun first found Li Bai from Xiaojun Dating Agency, and then after explaining their purpose, the two came to Dahan District.
"That is to say, if I want to admit that Li Bai is with my sister, there is no way." Liu Bang put his hands on his hips, with a haughty expression on his face.
Jiang Yijun saw Liu Bang's arrogant face and almost wanted to go up and beat him.In the end, he gave up. After all, as a professional Yue Lao, how could Jiang Yijun go up and fight Zhaojun's sworn brother?So, Jiang Yijun suppressed the urge to hit someone in his heart and forced out a smile: "So, Brother Bang, what do you think we should do?"
"As I said before, there is no way!" Liu Bang continued stubbornly.
"Oh, I see." Jiang Yijun looked regretful, then took out the mobile phone from behind, walked forward, put the mobile phone next to Liu Bang's ear, and said to Liu Bang slightly sinisterly, "However, here Before that, I wish Bongo would listen to this first."
Liu Bang's expression changed, obviously expecting that he would be tricked by Jiang Yijun.But now Liu Bang was riding a tiger and couldn't get off, so he was sweating and listening to his mobile phone.
"There is no door, so it seems that you can't enter the main gate of my training camp, Liu Bang." No one else said this except Lin Xue.
"I see!" Then Liu Bang returned the phone to Jiang Yijun with a face of Xiaojun, you dare to insult me.
So Jiang Yijun took Li Bai and asked Liu Bang to open the door.
"In short, the person my sister wants to marry must be as handsome as me." Liu Bang said the first request shamelessly.
This simply refreshed Jiang Yijun's understanding of Liu Bang's thick skin.Although you are good-looking in person, you are far behind compared to Li Bai who was not drunk.And even if you are drunk, you can't compare. After all, your Liu Bang's wine is not much better.
Jiang Yijun said nothing, because this kind of judgment that everyone has their own preferences for carrots and vegetables is obviously unable to deal with an old guy like Liu Bang - if he says Li Bai is handsome, then Li Bai is handsome, and vice versa.But Jiang Yijun didn't say a word, which didn't mean it couldn't be solved.After all, there are still people who can wake up Liu Bang.
Zhang Liang, who came out to meet Jiang Yijun and the two of them together, took out a mirror and put it in front of Liu Bang.Liu Bang touched his chin self-righteously: "I am really handsome, haha!"
Zhang Liang didn't say anything, but took away the mirror, and then Liu Bang saw Li Bai standing in front of him. Looking at Li Bai who was like a poet, Liu Bang felt embarrassed and said: "It's okay, it's okay."
Jiang Yijun: "..."
But it wasn't over yet, Zhang Liang put the mirror in front of Liu Bang again: "I'm a handsome guy, there's no doubt about it, um, that's it."
Then Zhang Liang took away the mirror again, and Liu Bang saw Li Bai again: "Li Bai, you look good too."
Several times in a row, even the shameless Liu Bang couldn't stand it. After all, he was being compared so straightforwardly, and every time Liu Bang, even if he wanted to deceive himself, had to change his view of Li Bai.Finally, Liu Bang waved his hand and slapped Zhang Liangzai's outstretched hand away: "Okay, okay, I understand!"
Jiang Yijun and Zhang Liang looked at each other and smiled, and said nothing more, so as not to irritate Liu Bang.If it was really exciting, he would probably have to smash it.
But a person who is thick-skinned is a person who is thick-skinned. Things that can happen in a moment cannot even happen in a moment.Liu Bang coughed and said: "In short, you are considered Li Bai. But having a good appearance is just a good skin."
After Jiang Yijun heard this, he couldn't help interjecting: "You don't blush when you say this. Thanks to you, the first condition for you to recognize Zhaojun's boyfriend is to have a good skin!" The last three words Jiang Yijun deliberately Shout out your hands like a trumpet.
However, Liu Bang was out of breath and continued without blushing: "I also hope that Zhaojun can be with the person I like. But anyway, I am her righteous brother, and I must be responsible for her future happiness."
"I understand!" Li Bai nodded.Jiang Yijun rolled his eyes at Li Bai beside him. He was speechless at his naive idea, but he was even more shocked when he said such high-sounding words to Liu Bang.
"In short, he must not only be handsome, but also be both civil and military. Only such a man is worthy of my Zhaojun!"
So, under the leadership of Han Xin, a group of people came to the school ground: "Do you want me to come on, Liu Bang? Anyway, Li Bai and I are both assassins, and we are relatively familiar with each other."
"No need, I will take care of my own sister's affairs by myself. And maybe you will release water or something." Liu Bang looked suspiciously at Han Xin who volunteered.
Han Xin saw this and shrugged, saying not to speak.
Then Liu Bang lowered his voice again, and said to himself: "The most important thing is that I should defeat people who are more handsome than me."
The people present are all heroes with sensitive ears, and Jiang Yijun also has his own special ability, so he can hear clearly just like Han Xin and Zhang Liang.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay: So this is your truth, it's completely exposed!
On the opposite side of the school field, Li Bai had already put on his military uniform, so the sword appeared on the opposite side.When Liu Bang saw it, he said with rare admiration: "Not bad, Li Bai. I used to like you very much when I was in school. It's a pity that, as a dignified man, you actually took refuge in Wu Zetian's place, and even became her righteous brother." .”
Han Xin and Zhang Liang have black lines on their faces, and the same is true of Jiang Yijun—fuck me, I can’t find anything to complain about, although everyone knows you hate Wu Zetian, but is it really okay to blatantly blame others?And no matter what, Li Bai still has to work, and it's not strange to work under a female CEO.
Han Xin walked between Liu Bang and Li Bai, raised his hand and put it down: "The contest begins!"
Jiang Yijun thought it would take a few hours. After all, Liu Bang was a tank and Li Bai was an assassin.If two people start fighting like this, it's hard to say who will win.But the result obviously exceeded Jiang Yijun's expectations, because soon Liu Bang rushed to the street-Li Bai directly came up with a move of Qinglian Sword Song, knocking down the mighty devil (Liu Bang in Jiang Yijun's eyes) .Although Jiang Yijun didn't understand that there were no wild monsters for Li Bai, Li Bai could still unleash this big move, but after all, he had been in the Continent of Kings for several months, and he would not look at this contest from the perspective of playing a game.
But he still couldn't hide his surprise. Liu Bang, you rushed to the street too quickly - you didn't want to touch porcelain, and then splashed on the ground to prevent Wang Zhaojun and Li Bai.
Then Liu Bang stood up very simply, and wiped his disgraced self: "Li Bai, you guy, you actually engaged in a sneak attack-I haven't opened the shield yet!"
Well, it was the opposite of what Jiang Yijun expected.Liu Bang did not play a rogue like the old man Pengci, nor did he openly admit his failure as a king, but exposed the fact that he had been out of battle for a long time.
Han Xin covered his head and shook his head, while Zhang Liang also smiled bitterly.Jiang Yijun didn't care. He stepped forward and nodded to Li Bai: "Thank you for your hard work, Li Bai."
"It's okay, I'm fighting for myself after all, and" Li Bai lowered his voice, biting Jiang Yijun's ear, "and no matter what, Liu Bang is also the biggest obstacle between me and Zhaojun. So Let out a little breath."
"Ah, it's true." Jiang Yijun glanced at Li Bai, not knowing what to comment, whether Liu Bang deserved it, or Li Bai was a bit dark.But, forget it, the second level has also been successfully passed. As for Biwen, Jiang Yijun shouted to Liu Bang: "Bang brother, are you sure you want Biwen? It's better not to humiliate yourself, after all, Li Bai A famous writer!"
"Do you think I will lose? I just let you go because of Zhaojun. Don't look at me like this. I won't lose in a literary talent competition." Liu Bang said stubbornly.
So Jiang Yijun continued to shout, although Liu Bang was clearly in front of him, but Jiang Yijun still chose an exaggerated way of speaking: "Bang brother, you are sure to let go of one horse, not two horses!"
Standing aside, Han Xin and Zhang Liang laughed, and Liu Bang hummed, expressing that he would not give up.
"Hey, well, let's defeat Brother Bang head-on like this!" Jiang Yijun sighed, and then patted Li Bai on the shoulder.
"That's what I meant." Li Bai took a step forward, full of fighting spirit.
(End of this chapter)
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