King glory love system

Chapter 115
"This kind of thing, Lu Bu, do you want to ask Xiao Chan, anyway, she asked me to call her that." Jiang Yijun touched his nose and said with some uncertainty.

Hearing Jiang Yijun's words, Lu Bu repeatedly looked at the nervous Jiang Yijun (although Diao Chan promised that if Lu Bu made trouble for him, she would come out to help, but after all, Diao Chan is not around now), and finally let go of Fang Tian Painting the halberd also made Jiang Yijun heave a sigh of relief: "Forget it, this matter is over. As for the marriage contract, can you let me think about it?"

What to think about, no matter how entangled, there are only two answers, yes or no.

But Wu Zetian was more excited than Lu Bu: "Lu Bu, don't agree to Jiang Yijun's bad idea." Wu Zetian turned around and gave Jiang Yijun a look, "If you agree to Diao Chan, I will say goodbye to you!"

"I..." Lu Bu was still hesitating.

"It's my luck, it's my life." Jiang Yijun shook his head, "Lu Bu, before you came to me for help because you wanted Xiaochan to fall in love with you. If you still rely on the marriage contract that makes Xiaochan unhappy Isn't she putting the cart before the horse." Then Jiang Yijun leaned forward again, and patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, "I will take the initiative to propose this, and I can also win Xiaochan's favor!"

"Yes, that's right!" Ignoring Wu Zetian who was jumping, Lu Bu finally agreed, but even so, Lu Bu still murmured in his heart, "Xiaojun, you will definitely help me in the future, right?!"

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Jiang Yijun patted his chest, "I'm a professional!"

"Hmph, professional." My own plan failed, so Wu Zetian sneered there, "I heard that Xiaojun, you are a silver for ten thousand years in your own world, you should be a professional to pit your teammates!" Then he stared at Jiang Yi with a malicious face. military.

"I'm sorry, these are two different things, and it's a shame that Wu Zetian you can think of it!" Jiang Yijun didn't turn back angrily, after all, Wu Zetian needed help with some things.

"How is it, Lu Bu." Jiang Yijun saw Lu Bu putting away his phone, looking happy and sad.

Lu Bu didn't answer Jiang Yijun's question right away, but turned on the phone again, glanced at it, then turned it off, then turned on the phone again, and glanced again.

"Enough." Jiang Yijun snatched the phone from Lu Bu, "It's the same no matter how you confirm it! Isn't it already decided anyway?"

"No, Xiaojun. I'm just expressing my feelings. One minute ago I had a beautiful fiancee, and one minute later I became a bachelor!" Lu Bu covered his eyes with his hands, crying bitterly, " Obviously, I was able to show off in the men's club before, but now I have given up by myself!"

As soon as these words came out, even Wu Zetian felt speechless.

"Okay." Jiang Yijun clapped his hands, "Anyway, let's train Lu Bu from now on."

"Train me?" Lu Bu pointed to his nose. "It's not me. On the Continent of Kings, there are very few people who are my opponents. Moreover, I often go to the instructors to train."

"Oh," Jiang Yijun crossed his arms with a look of disdain on his face: "Then when you challenged Zilong before, you were beaten to the ground by Xiangxiang's three moves, what the hell was that?"

Lu Bu muttered a few times, and finally did not quibble in the face of the iron-clad facts.

And Jiang Yijun has nothing to be proud of, after all, there is nothing to be proud of when he wins a person with a lower IQ in a verbal battle: "It's not training you how to fight, but training you to be a cultural person--Diao Chan's favorite The most important thing is Yangchun Baixue, Zilong pirated Li Bai's poems, and he can win her favor, so as long as you can recite a few poems, Lu Bu, then..."

"Oh, I understand!" Lu Bu clapped his fists and suddenly realized, "As expected of Xiaojun, he just has an idea. So is it right for you to teach me how to recite poems?"

"This...forget it. Although I can say that I can recite a few poems easily, but after all, I am a man of science and engineering, and I am not a professional in this field. Therefore, I will leave it to a professional to teach you here. It will get twice the result with half the effort!" After finishing speaking, Jiang Yijun looked at Wu Zetian, and Lu Bu followed Jiang Yijun's gaze and looked at Wu Zetian.

Sensing the gazes of Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu, Wu Zetian was startled, pointed at Lu Bu, and then turned his gaze back to Jiang Yijun: "Hey, Jiang Yijun, don't you want me to teach Lu Bu to recite poems against you?" Right? No, I won't do such a thankless task! Besides, although the poetry culture in our Tang District is very prosperous, this kind of thing really depends on talent." Then Wu Zetian turned her head and looked up and down. Lu Bu, "Lv Bu doesn't have any talent in this area at all. No, it should be said that his talent is completely opposite to reciting poems."

This was so true that Lu Bu became a little confused.

"I heard from Li Bai that as long as you practice hard work, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle. As long as you are willing to teach, then I believe Lu Bu will definitely improve." When he said this, even Jiang Yijun was a little skeptical.

Sure enough, Wu Zetian looked at Jiang Yijun as if you can't even fool ghosts, you can only fool that stupid Lu Bu: "Jiang Yijun, Xiaobai said that when he was drunk. If a drunkard said you Believe it too? Moreover, in my opinion, this is purely poisonous chicken soup. Xiaobai has already become a poet fairy in the Continent of Kings, so what he has achieved, whether it is talent or hard work, depends entirely on his mouth. What I'm curious about is that once he said that, you believed it!"

Jiang Yijun's eyes widened. He didn't expect that Wu Zetian, who usually skipped work and did things out of tune, could actually speak "clearly and eloquently." After a moment of confusion, Jiang Yijun said leisurely: "In short, it's good to work hard, right?"

"Oh, the hard work of grinding the iron pestle into a needle. This will have to wait until the year of the monkey. By then, Lu Bucai will be cold, and by then, maybe the children of Diao Chan and Brother Zilong will be able to make soy sauce!" Wu Zetian spread his hands. , with an indifferent look, "Besides, if I really want a needle, where do I need to grind it, I can just buy one!"

Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu looked at each other, and they both saw each other's helplessness.But whether this chicken soup is poisonous or not, you should drink it when you should drink it, even if it is drinking poison to quench your thirst (in fact, Jiang Yijun's idea is not so domineering, his real idea is that even if it is poisonous, he does not drink it himself, but Lu Bu).

So when Jiang Yijun stood up and was about to continue his argument with Wu Zetian, Wu Zetian suddenly stared at Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu: "The children of Diao Chan and Brother Zilong can play soy sauce? Xiaojun, is this what you said?" Yes, or Lu Bu you?"

"Please, this is all said by one person!" Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu said in unison.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yijun gave Lu Bu a gesture to be calm and calm, stepped forward, and put it on Wu Zetian's shoulder.They look like two good brothers.

"Meiniang, to be honest, now that Xiaochan and Lu Bu's engagement is broken, Zilong can also pursue Xiaochan. Now you are not safe!"

"It's not your fault, Xiaojun. If you hadn't been a hindrance, Brother Zilong and I would have lived together long ago—our children can be soy sauce!" Wu Zetian stared at Jiang Yijun viciously, However, he immediately became calm again, "Xiaojun, don't you think I have no way to deal with it?"

Jiang Yijun glanced at Wu Zetian's black-bellied expression, and said in shock: "Meiniang, you won't use your nursery rhyme about three people becoming tigers to deceive people again?"

"Xiaojun, you got the answer right. I'll go back to Tang District and spread rumors that Brother Zilong and I already have a child, and then that Diaochan will have no choice but to retreat!" Wu Zetian was obviously concerned about her ability to spread rumors. Full of confidence.

"Hehe, not to mention that Zilong and Xiaochan's IQ is obviously higher than that of Lu Bu, so they won't believe such childish rumors, and haven't you considered Di Renjie's position?" Because in a sense, Wu Zetian Like a devil, so in the negotiation with her, Jiang Yijun also unknowingly turned himself into a devil, and deliberately lowered his voice: "If Di Renjie knows that his boss has nothing to do and doesn't care about Tang District's If reputation is used to create those rumors, then as a subordinate, Di Renjie himself will not tell you what to do, of course, this is also doubtful." Jiang Yijun recalled that Di Renjie directly tied Wu Zetian back to work before, "His biggest killer is to resign and quit. Well, at that time, hehe, Mei Niang thinks about the mountain of official documents piled up in front of her..."

The more Wu Zetian heard it, the more frightened she became, and her face turned pale.

At this time, Jiang Yijun struck the iron while the iron was hot again, and continued: "So, now, Meiniang, you and Lu Bu are both grasshoppers that fell on the same rope, and you have already reached the end of autumn..."

Wu Zetian frowned, and interrupted Jiang Yijun: "You can't use a better metaphor."

"..." Jiang Yijun rolled his eyes, "Okay, Meiniang, you and Lu Bu are jumping on the same boat now, and the boat is about to sink because of a hole. Now is the time to help each other, help each other win-win And I didn't ask you to make Lu Bu a poet, just let him learn a few poems, and then package it in other ways, so that he looks like a person with an above-the-line IQ."

"But it's also difficult!" Wu Zetian realized the difficulty even though we were in the same boat, "And I didn't benefit from it at all! In the end, Diao Chan and Lu Bu might be together, but I just stay the same as Brother Zilong. status."

Looking at Wu Zetian as if you must give me benefits, Jiang Yijun's eyelids twitched: "Okay, after this incident, I will sign a red line for you and Zilong, how about it?"

The benefits promised by Jiang Yijun were indeed great to Wu Zetian.But the person who was promised obviously didn't believe it, Wu Zetian stared at Jiang Yijun like you were lying to a ghost: "I don't need this, and I don't need it." Then Wu Zetian continued to stare at Jiang Yijun.

Now Jiang Yijun was in trouble and scratched his head.Wu Zetian even needs this, so what does she want?To be honest, although Jiang Yijun made this suggestion as an expedient measure, he didn't intend to fool her.Well, in fact, the whole sentence is three parts true and seven parts false.But if the three points are true, Jiang Yijun will also sign the red line of three points, and let Wu Zetian work hard for the remaining seven points!
However, now Wu Zetian obviously does not accept this empty promise.After thinking for a while, Jiang Yijun's eyes lit up, and he beckoned Wu Zetian to let her come closer.Then he opened the phone's photo album, and Wu Zetian's eyes immediately changed. Jiang Yijun held the phone and shook it in front of Wu Zetian: "How is it, Mei Niang, what are you doing?"

"Do it! Isn't it just to train Lu Bu? Don't worry, I have a quick method here, and I guarantee that Lu Bu will be reborn in three days." Wu Zetian not only blushed, but also his eyes.

"Your three-day quick guarantee, I'm a little worried! Besides, Mei Niang, would you like some napkins to wipe?" Jiang Yijun saw Wu Zetian who was wheezing and short of breath, and he couldn't help being suspicious.

"Don't worry, leave it to me!" Wu Zetian took a few napkins from Jiang Yijun and wiped his nose, "Xiaojun, hurry up and send me those private photos of brother Zilong, so that I can have the strength to teach Lu Bu ah!"

"...You are no one. And I doubt that when you get the photo, you will really train Lu Bu seriously, instead of focusing on Zilong's photo." Even so, Jiang Yijun still put The photo was sent to Wu Zetian.Then Jiang Yijun put the phone on his chest, praying—ah, Zilong, please forgive me as a brother.Anyway, because of helping Lu Bu, I have almost stood in your hostile position, so I don't care about sending a few photos to Mei Niang!

"Hey, when did Xiaojun's dating agency have so many people? Could it be that I went wrong!" After Jiang Yijun sent the photo to Wu Zetian, a familiar voice suddenly interrupted.Looking up, it's Star Love Club coming.Just about to say hello, but found that after Xing Lian talked to himself, he disappeared in a flash.

Jiang Yijun: "..."

"How could it be possible to go wrong!" Xing Lian reappeared, and then angrily hit Jiang Yijun several lightning balls in a row.

"Hey, Xing Lian, what are you doing? Didn't you see that I was doing business?" Jiang Yijun dodged one or two lightning balls, but failed to dodge three or four lightning balls.

"To do business, do you need to hook up with Mei Niang?"

"Oh, Xiaojun, this is not a nursery rhyme I spread. This is what Xing Lian saw - seeing is believing! I have already explained it for you, then you can do it yourself!" Wu Zetian looked bad Laughed, and then pulled Lu Bu, who had been ignorant and dazed, and ran away in a hurry.

Go ahead, what kind of explanation is this? It’s just adding fuel to the fire!
Jiang Yijun stretched out his hand, but missed Wu Zetian.Then he glanced at the furious Xing Lian and smiled: "Xing Lian, can I say welcome back?"

After a few electric arcs, Jiang Yijun's eyes went dark, and he didn't know anything.

(End of this chapter)