Chapter 109

Jiang Yijun sized up Wu Zetian, then glanced at Lu Bu next to him, until he felt guilty looking at Lu Bu, and looked out the window with his face sideways.Jiang Yijun asked angrily: "Wu Zetian, you have to clarify this, who beat the mandarin ducks? Xinglian and I are serious old men there!"

"It's you, Jiang Yijun." Wu Zetian sat down carelessly, leaning on the table, "Yuanyang is brother Zilong and me."

"..." Hearing this, Jiang Yijun didn't want to continue listening.

But Jiang Yijun didn't want to hear it, and Wu Zetian just started talking: "The first time you introduced Zilong to A Li, this is the first time to beat a mandarin duck. And now you introduce brother Zilong to Diaochan. Jiang Yijun, what do you mean, as Yuelao, didn't you realize that my fate with brother Zilong was decided tens of thousands of years ago?"

"I really didn't see it. If it was tens of thousands of years ago, the two of you would still be single-celled!" Jiang Yijun answered very simply, choking Wu Zetian, "And in my opinion, Zilong's This time has nothing to do with me, it's all about self-reliance. So, Wu Zetian, this time is not the same as Ah Li's time, so don't meddle in it! Get some sleep early."

"Woo... Anyway, I don't care, Jiang Yijun, you have to take responsibility for me." Wu Zetian started to play tricks, and began to cry.

Well, you are not Xing Lian, why are you pretending to be cute?Don't wipe your tears away, even if you hang yourself here, it has nothing to do with Jiang Yijun.

Jiang Yijun didn't care about Wu Zetian's bluffing, but instead focused on the waiter in the coffee shop.Because Wu Zetian's domineering spirit scared away those lovers, and the remaining staff obviously became idle, tidying up, tidying up, but they all pricked up their ears and glanced here from the corner of their eyes.

When they heard Wu Zetian say "you have to be responsible", these staff members all seemed to have suddenly realized, and then they started discussing there.And when Jiang Yijun's eyes swept over there, he immediately stopped his voice, and started working heartlessly again, and some people seemed to feel that their voices were a bit loud, so they simply stopped when Jiang Yijun's eyes glanced at themselves. , simply hid behind the counter.

After observing the surrounding situation, Jiang Yijun turned his head and looked at Wu Zetian who was still acting there, he was really speechless, don't you care about your own face?Well, once a person like Wu Zetian is shameless, he is indeed invincible.

"Lv Bu, you're fine, just call Wu Zetian over without discussing with me." In the end, Jiang Yijun accused Lu Bu, after all, he is an idiot!

"After all, that Zhao Yun has a marriage contract with Wu Zetian. I want to find her and let her take care of that Zhao Yun." Lu Bu seemed confident.

Jiang Yijun was stunned by Lu Bu's explanation - Wu Zetian and Zhao Yun were engaged, how could this be possible?If Lu Bu and Diao Chan can be called a miracle when they get together in the end, then even if Wu Zetian and Zhao Yun don't get together in the end, just the engagement contract can be called a miracle.So, again, how is this possible?

No, no, no, maybe it's just that Lu Bu's hunchbacked back was not clear. What he said was "fudge", which refers to a kind of deception and deception between people, not a "marriage contract" or something.

Nonsense, Jiang Yijun immediately tore up the little theater in his mind.How could I not be able to tell the difference between "fudge" and "marriage contract" this month!There must be a limit to self-deception.

Jiang Yijun came back to his senses, and asked calmly, "Lu Bu, where did you get this news from?"

This is the heart of the matter.Hearing Jiang Yijun's question, Wu Zetian's face remained unchanged, and he shook his head at Lu Bu again, and waved his hands there again.

Jiang Yijun snorted coldly in his heart.

"Wu Zetian told me." Lu Bu told Jiang Yijun straightforwardly as always.

"Oh, Meiniang, you can do it!" Although Jiang Yijun had called Wu Zetian Meiniang before, most of the time he still called her by her first name.

Wu Zetian naturally heard the sarcasm in Jiang Yijun's words, but she still made a V shape with her fingers in front of him: "Xiaojun, hehe, I didn't pass it on." The name of the army was changed to "Xiaojun".

"You didn't spread it, could it be me?" Jiang Yijun looked like you were fooling someone, and then added, "Only someone will believe this kind of rumor." After finishing speaking, Jiang Yijun He glanced at Lu Bu next to him, waiting for Wu Zetian to explain.

"Of course it wasn't Xiaojun who spread it. After all, you still want to introduce brother Zilong to him." While speaking, Wu Zetian looked at Jiang Yijun sadly, but unfortunately Jiang Yijun automatically filtered it out.Then Wu Zetian, as the person in charge of the Tang District, started her journey of deception mysteriously: "Xiaojun, you also know. When some important things are about to happen, there will always be early warnings from heaven, such as Where did the stone tablet engraved with prophecy suddenly appear, and there are also nursery rhymes sung by the folks and the like..."

Jiang Yijun stared at Wu Zetian unhappily, and interrupted her strange talk: "Meiniang, don't say that your marriage contract with Zilong is a nursery rhyme or something, but it must not be a stone tablet—a stone tablet This is the kind of thing where you can tell the year at a glance.”

Wu Zetian was shocked for a moment, but Jiang Yijun had been observing Wu Zetian's expression. Seeing her look like that, he thought to himself, this idiot could not really carve a stone tablet.

However, at least she was the person in charge of a district. After a few seconds of surprise, Wu Zetian immediately adjusted his state and put his hands on his hips: "That's it, Xiaojun. I guess God can't see Xiaojun, you are old this month, not only did you not help me Walking with brother Zilong, and destroying my marriage with brother Zilong everywhere, so I arranged nursery rhymes to be sung to warn you!" Wu Zetian finally threatened, "Xiaojun, be careful of being struck by lightning! "

"Oh," Jiang Yijun responded very flatly, not paying attention to Wu Zetian's "threat" at all, "Meiniang, I hope your nursery rhymes can come out of your room!" Originally, Jiang Yijun wanted to talk about the office, but he thought Wu Zetian basically left all the work to Di Renjie, and rarely went to the office, so he changed to a room.

After saying this, Jiang Yijun looked up at the beautifully decorated ceiling of the coffee shop. Now that it was almost Christmas, he changed some small ornaments. After looking at it for a while, he looked back at the face that was already full of anger because of his actions. Wu Zetian was on guard: "Wu Zetian, you may not know that in my world, a great man once said, 'It is a joy to fight against the sky.' Originally, I would definitely do it when I watched Zilong and Diao Chan let nature take its course. It's done! So even if there are people like you who are obstructing it, I don't intend to help. But now that you have moved God out, then I can only say that what I want to destroy is this sky Ah! So, I’m going to take action too, of course as your opponent!”

Speaking, Jiang Yijun pointed upward with his right index finger, and Wu Zetian and Lu Bu looked up along Jiang Yijun's finger. Unfortunately, there is no endless sky, only the ceiling of the coffee shop. Get at a loss.

After Wu Zetian was settled, Jiang Yijun began to educate Lu Bu again: "Lu Bu, to be honest, you can hear Wu Zetian's so-called nursery rhymes when she is delusional, and you really believe it. The probability is like winning the lottery." The probability is even smaller. Well, Lu Bu, if you use this kind of luck to pursue Diao Chan, then maybe you have already embraced the beauty."

"Then it can't work now?" Lu Bu cast a curious look.

"Of course not, because that kind of luck has already been used by you in the Wu Zetian nursery rhyme incident!" Jiang Yijun was also speechless, and he believed it just as he said it.Seeing that Lu Bu was silent, Jiang Yijun spread his hands, "Even if Zilong and Wu Zetian have a marriage contract, do you expect a paper marriage contract to restrain them? In other words, compared to such rumors, no, nursery rhymes." Jiang Yijun read the nursery rhymes specially Wu Zetian, the initiator of the project, found that this guy had come to his senses, and his ability to fight was no more. "Lu Bu, you have a real marriage contract! Why don't you use a marriage contract to restrain Diao Chan!"

"Because what Xiaochan hates most is this engagement." Lu Bu knew it very well, and his tone was a little sad, "If I use this as an example, it will only push Xiaochan further away from me."

Seeing Lu Bu's expression, Jiang Yijun's tone also slowed down, "I don't believe that there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, even if there are flowers all around me, if I only love that fragrant grass, No matter how colorful the other flowers are or how strong the fragrance is, it’s useless if they are not what you love. So, I can’t help you this time, but I won’t stop you from continuing your pursuit of Diao Chan.”

Then Jiang Yijun tiptoed and patted Lu Bu on the shoulder (Lu Bu is indeed too tall): "But a man must have a heart. Since you know she doesn't like you, stop stalking her and wish her well." Isn't finding your own happiness more important than getting her yourself? If you really like Diao Chan!"

"Heh, Jiang Yijun, you are really good at speaking!" Wu Zetian seemed to be revived with full blood, "However, I still have a trump card."

"What trump card?" Jiang Yijun was fearless.

"God can't hack you, but someone can." Wu Zetian stared at Jiang Yijun "viciously", "Xinglian!"

Hearing the name that he was all too familiar with, Jiang Yijun no longer had the calmness before, but turned his face aside.

(End of this chapter)

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