King glory love system

Chapter 105 Customers with offline IQ are bad
"So, Lu Bu, where did you get so much information?" Although Jiang Yijun didn't want to invite Lu Bu to drink tea, but when he saw that his forehead was sweating, he still poured him a cup of tea.

Lu Bu pushed the teacup aside: "Xiaojun, you are too polite, but I'm not thirsty."

Jiang Yijun: "..."

"That's all from the man's club."

The King's Continent Men's Club is a club composed of many bachelors. It is worth mentioning that Zhong Wuyan is also in that club, and by the way is the vice president.

And once Jiang Yijun suggested that Xinglian should help these bachelors solve their marriage problems, after all, he is a moon old man.

However, Xing Lian waved his hand, unable to arouse any interest: "Those single dogs who can't even write about love and love, and whose IQ is below the line, they deserve to be single. And what kind of people are in this club? Cheng Yaojin, Zhang Fei, Lian Po... don't you want to be so scary! They want to marry a wife, and I don't want to introduce my sister to them!"

"Xinglian, your naked discrimination is too obvious!" Jiang Yijun really didn't know what to say.

"Ah, Xiaojun, what you said is wrong. Since it is naked, of course it is obvious. Saying this, but repeating it."

"...Then do you want to get a deletion number and delete it?!"

Seeing that Jiang Yijun was a little sullen, Xing Lian stopped joking, and then looked at Jiang Yijun seriously: "Xiaojun, I didn't pour cold water on you. Although we bear the name of Yuelao and have Xiaojun's matchmaker So, but we all worship free love. Only when there are problems between lovers, or other interference factors, we come out to help them. This is our duty."

Xing Lian paused for a while: "First of all, you have to match your eyes. If you don't match your eyes, then you will really be old. Regardless of whether the two parties are willing or not, they will forcefully sign the red line."

"Like Xiangxiang, she didn't fall in love with Brother Liu's words from the very beginning. What she wanted to say was only Brother Liu's unrequited love there." Jiang Yijun asked a question. To be honest, the two women immediately saw each other. , the probability of this is too small.

"..." Xing Lian was silent for a while, his face became gloomy, and finally stood up suddenly, which startled Jiang Yijun.But it was not created out of nothing, Xing Lian's left hand immediately blew sparks, "Xiaojun, whatever I say is what I say, do you understand?"

"Understood!" Jiang Yijun put his hands in front of him, and then muttered, "Isn't this blatant discrimination?!"

"Xiaojun, what did you say?" Xinglian didn't hear clearly, but he didn't care anymore, "Anyway, Xiaojun, you'd better not get involved in these bachelor's clubs, otherwise they will definitely drive you crazy." Throw it away. With these words, Xing Lian was ready to go shopping. However, as soon as he took a step out, he turned around and said, "If I get involved, don't drag me along! Do you remember, Xiaojun?" The arc seems to be getting stronger.

"I know!" Although Jiang Yijun agreed, he didn't take it seriously.

Jiang Yijun didn't understand what Xing Lian said at that time until a member of the Bachelors Club came to his door, but after looking at Fang Tian's painted halberd standing next to Lu Bu, he also realized that it was too late.

It's not that Jiang Yijun can't beat Lu Bu, because he doesn't want to tear down Xiaojun's dating agency (if it were torn down, Liu Bei will repair it soon), but the key is to look at Lu Bu's temperament, Jiang Yijun He knew that even if he won the fight, the next time, the next time, this guy would still come, and there was no doubt that Lu Bu would hug his thigh, no, it would happen in all likelihood.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yijun took out his notebook and pen and began to learn about Lu Bu's situation: "Let me ask you, Lu Bu, do you have someone you like?"

"Yes!" Lu Bu slapped the table.

"It can't be Diaochan, right?!" Jiang Yijun just wrote the word "Lu Bu" and was about to collect the coins, but because of Lu Bu's excitement, he let the pen stroke, leaving a conspicuous horizontal line.Jiang Yijun frowned, put down his pen and asked.

"As expected of Xiaojun, it's really amazing, um, it's Xiaochan!" As if because of the name Diaochan, Lu Bu slapped the table again.

"Xiaochan?!" Although he shouted very kindly, Jiang Yijun got goosebumps all over his body.

As a result, Lu Bu patted the table again and stared at Jiang Yijun angrily: "I can only call you Xiaochan. Although I ask you to help me, Xiaojun, I don't allow you to call me Xiaochan!" After speaking, Lu Bu shook hands. Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd.

Jiang Yijun gave Lu Bu a blank look, and he wouldn't bark if he didn't bark. If it wasn't for Fang Tian's face, I wouldn't bother to talk to you!
"Actually, Xiaochan and I have a marriage contract..." Lu Bu was about to continue the introduction.

But was interrupted by Jiang Yijun: "Wait, you said you have a marriage contract with Diaochan?" Jiang Yijun was a little uncertain, although he himself knew that he had just heard it clearly, but given Lu Bu's big brain, he had to confirm it again .

"That's right." Lu Bu said with a surprised face, and said it again.

Jiang Yijun stood up straight away, holding the notebook and preparing to tear it open, but because the cover of the notebook was made of imitation cowhide, it was not easy to tear, Jiang Yijun fiddled with it a few times before tearing a small gap.In the end, Jiang Yijun had to give up, and panting slightly, he stared at Lu Bu: "Lu Fengxian, are you entertaining me? You must be entertaining me! You have a marriage contract, and you still look for me early in the morning, don't you?" Yes, I came to Xiaojun's dating agency yesterday."

"No, I still..." He was so imposing that Lu Bu was stunned by Jiang Yijun. He was about to explain, but was interrupted by the angry Jiang Yijun.

"You still? Why is one beautiful Diaochan not enough, do you need one, two or three Diaochan sisters? You are also a member of the bachelor club, have you thought about your brothers?"

"I, I haven't finished yet." Lu Bu was also impatient, and stood up, "The King's Continent is monogamous, there can be no three wives and four concubines."

"Oh, then you want to destroy the engagement!" To be honest, Jiang Yijun is only thinking of destroying Lu Bu, "Although I haven't done this, I don't mind trying it. Don't worry, I will succeed in no time." .”

"No." Hearing that Jiang Yijun wanted to "help" him break up the engagement, Lu Bu panicked, "My engagement with Xiaochan was made by Xiaochan's father. But she doesn't like me..."

"That's right, let me break this engagement!" Apparently Jiang Yijun is very persistent about this, and once again proposed this solution, "Lu Bu, you have to know that twisted melons are not sweet. Diao Chan doesn't like it. You, even if you have a marriage contract, it's useless."

"I know this, but I really like Xiaochan. So I hope you can help me, Xiaojun, to make Xiaochan fall in love with me!" After finishing speaking, Lu Bu did not come up to hug his thigh, but bowed down to Jiang Yijun solemnly. Head please.If hugging thighs is a joke, then Lu Bu is very serious now.Jiang Yijun could feel it.

So Jiang Yijun motioned for Lu Bu to sit down.And he reopened the notebook himself, and began to continue to understand the situation.

But in fact, Jiang Yijun didn't know what questions to ask.Before, people like Sun Shangxiang didn't like Liu Bei, but they always felt that there was a way to solve it, but basically the same thing happened with Lu Bu and Diaochan, and they always felt powerless.

So much so that Jiang Yijun couldn't think of any questions to ask Lu Bu, but seeing Lu Bu look at him eagerly and not asking a few questions, I'm really sorry for the signboard of Xiaojun's dating agency.So Jiang Yijun pondered for a moment, and finally came up with a few very vulgar questions.

But if I really want to say vulgarity, it is also closely related to love, marriage and so on: "Lu Bu, do you have a house?"

"No," Lu Bu shook his head, but when he saw Jiang Yijun staring at him in disbelief, Lu Bu blushed, "I'm currently living in Xiang Chan's adoptive father's house."

"That is to say, you and Diao Chan live under the same roof now." Jiang Yijun took a pen and tapped his temples, feeling a little headache, "They say that those who are near the water come first, and the moon comes first, and you are engaged. , but it’s still not settled. From my professional point of view, Jiang Yijun, you should take the initiative to terminate the engagement and then give her your heartfelt blessings. Maybe Diao Chan will fall in love with her as soon as she is moved. is you!"

"No!" Although Lu Bu's IQ is offline, he can still tell that Jiang Yijun is fooling himself, "I know I can't handle it, so I ask Xiaojun to help you."

Jiang Yijun was a little disappointed. He leaned forward and sat upright. After writing "no house" in the notebook, he asked again: "So Lu Bu, do you have a car?" Jiang Yijun wanted to ask Lu Bu if he had a car. Those who don’t have horses, because in the King’s Continent, basically everyone with status and status will travel on horses, and getting a horse driver’s license here is easier than getting a car driver’s license.Of course, the reason why Jiang Yijun didn't ask Lu Bu if he had a horse was because he knew that the Chitu horse that originally belonged to Lu Bu was now getting tired of Guan Yu all day long.Therefore, the kind Jiang Yijun simply asked Lu Bu if he had a car.

"No. But I used to have a red rabbit horse!"

"I know this too. But the Chituma doesn't belong to you now!" Jiang Yijun pouted, and then put the pen on it, but because Jiang Yijun's skills were too poor, the pen fell off.

"I also have a reason for this - my red rabbit horse was tricked by Cao Cao." Lu Bu scratched his head, a little resentful.

"Oh," Jiang Yijun stopped playing with the pen, but stared at Lu Bu with a gossip, "Let's listen."

Then Lu Bu's struggle history came out like this: "Before, I wanted to make some money, and then Cao Cao came to me and said that they have a very good project in Wei District. As long as I invest, then don't worry about it, just sit at home. Charge a lot of money."

Why does it sound so much like a pyramid scheme?But thinking that it was initiated by Cao Cao, it is understandable, and the ending is clear at a glance.

Lu Bu continued to narrate: "So, I mortgaged the red rabbit horse to Cao Cao..."

"You can make money by selling horses. Poor Red Rabbit Horse... But wait," Jiang Yijun gave a thumbs up and "praise" to Lu Bu, "But now the Red Rabbit Horse is obviously with Guan Yu! This What's going on again?"

Jiang Yijun knew why the Chituma in Romance of the Three Kingdoms ended up in Guan Yu's hands from Lu Bu. As for the Continent of Kings, although Jiang Yijun admitted that he had a big brain, he couldn't imagine it.

"Cao Cao didn't have enough funds, so he borrowed a usury loan from Guan Yu. As a result, the project failed, and all the money was lost, and my red rabbit horse was also mortgaged to Guan Yu."

I'll go, the master turns out to be you, Guan Yunchang!It's no wonder that he is dressed better than his elder brother, although there is also a reason why Liu Bei was controlled by Sun Shangxiang because of money.After knowing the reason, Jiang Yijun felt that the world was collapsing, but it wasn't that serious, after all, it was still a story of justice must win—the white-faced fooled the idiot, and the red-faced designed the white-faced.However, no matter what the ending is, the fool seems to be unable to please in the end.

Then Lu Bu imitated Jiang Yijun and said in a crying voice: "Pity my Chituma..."

Thinking that the Chituma followed Guan Yu to eat and drink spicy food, Jiang Yijun stretched out his hand to express his refusal, and corrected him with a serious face: "Wait, I don't think the Chituma is so pitiful. The key is that it has enough to eat and wear now." , probably better than you." Jiang Yijun looked at Lu Bu's outfit from top to bottom, and found that it was basically cheap, "This should be called 'A Thousand Miles A Thousand Miles in Search of a Good Lord'. Don't be too inspirational!"

Lu Bu stared at Jiang Yijun for a long time, but he couldn't say anything.

(End of this chapter)