Shenkeng system

Chapter 130 I want to shit.

"So, thank you, my lord..." Zhao Si tried his best to create an atmosphere where the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever.

Then, Zhao Si found a tent, sat behind the table, and wrote a memorial seriously.

Hmph Second General, quietly guarding the door.It doesn't matter what he writes at this time.

Gao Lian's subordinates can also work quickly. There are some beef in the army, and they serve two big pots early, one pot of stir-fried and one pot of cold salad.After about half an hour, a Mongolian-like skin and a large white porcelain bowl were placed in front of Zhao Si.

The bag was of course filled with milk. It seemed to have been transported by a fast horse, and it was put in this thing to avoid spilling it.

Zhao Si poured a bowl calmly and began to drink slowly...

After he finished eating slowly, he and his second general Heng Ha were tightly tied up and strung together with ropes. Gao Lian sent an envoy, riding a tall horse, to lead the three of them, Slowly walked to the enemy camp.

"Hey! Wu Nasi, stop, what are you doing?"

Of course Gao Qiu's envoy shook the envoy in his hand, and said: "Because of your traitors, your generals refused to negotiate peace with us. This time, my commander has bound your traitors to come here to express our sincerity for the peace talks... …”

"Hahahaha, look at how cowardly you are! You haven't fought much yet, you've become so cowardly! Leave you alone!"

So Zhao Si and his second general Heng Ha were brought to Wang Wendao by Wang Wendao's men like a bunch of grasshoppers.

Originally seeing Zhao Si coming, Wang Wendao was of course ready to untie him, but when he saw that there were still two fierce men, he hesitated, looked into Zhao Si's eyes, and saw Zhao Si giving him a look, and glanced at him from the corner of his eye. He glanced at the two menacing men.

What a smart man Wang Wendao is, he immediately understood what was going on, raised his eyebrows and stared, and said angrily: "I didn't expect that! You traitor, you eagle dog of the imperial court! You betrayed your brother for glory and wealth. You are here with Zhao Ji, helping A group of treacherous ministers who are hated by people and gods are working for tigers! Didn’t expect it! You are full of evil so soon, we meet again! Come on, put these bastards in prison first, starve him for ten days and eight days, when we win, Kill again!"

"Yes!"

Zhao Si and his second general Heng Ha were quickly imprisoned in a separate tent. A thick pillar was planted on the ground, and the three of them were tied to the pillar in a row.

Sure enough, there was really no food for them at night.

Of course, if you eat a lot when you come here, you won’t die of starvation if you don’t eat a meal.Everyone still has time to joke this evening.

"My lord, didn't you swear that with your sharp tongue, you can easily subdue these evil spirits? What's the matter, they didn't even let you say anything, so they tied us up Tied up here to starve like a dog?" The second general He He said.

"Yes, we were tied up here just because we didn't even say a word! If they dare to let me speak, I can guarantee that they will retreat..." Zhao Si was a little ashamed...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Don't haha, everyone knows your name is haha!" Hearing the second general's haha, he laughed and joked in turn.

"Hey, what's the use of having a good tongue and being able to speak well? The key is to have the opportunity to speak out... No, once the fire fails, aren't we going to starve here?"

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The three of them fell asleep while talking. When they woke up, they found that their arms and legs were numb and they had lost consciousness.

"Come on, come on, come on, let's die!" Early in the morning, Zhao Si shouted loudly.

"What are you talking about? Noisy again, come in and slap your mouth!"

"It's really fatal..."

"Who's dead?" The guard outside was really tricked by Zhao Si to come in.

"I'm dying!"

"You traitor, you look alive! Where can you die?"

"Hey, you little bastard, after all, you are also soldiers brought out by me. How dare you speak rudely to me at this time?"

"But you are a traitor from Liangshan..."

"Everyone has different ideas! You want to rebel, I want to be loyal to the emperor! Please don't use the word traitor to insult me... Oh, hurry up! I really want to die...""

After Zhao Si finished speaking, a strong stench suddenly filled the small tent!

"Little mouse, if you don't let me shit, I'll be suffocated to death by the shit! I'm not forgiving, you have to be flexible about this anyway, right?"

"Alright then, I'll take you there!"

"I'm going to take a shit too!" Hum Ha, the second general's Hum Hem actually followed suit!

"Then let's go together!"

So the two of them were taken to a secluded place to defecate by a little guy named Little Mouse.

The two men's hands were tied behind their backs, and after Xiao Luo unbuttoned their pants, he ran away holding his nose.To be honest, Zhao Si ate too much beef, drank too much milk, and his shit was really stinky... Xiao Luo is not afraid of the two of them running away, because this is a military camp, and they will definitely not be able to escape if they are tied like this.

"Hey! Who is that, little mouse! This shit is done, but hands are tied, how do you wipe your ass?"

"I tried to wipe it myself! This kind of binding method can wipe the buttocks within reach!"

"But there is no paper? How to wipe it?"

"Hey, you traitor! Your ass is quite precious, and you still need to use paper to wipe it. It seems that being an official is good. You have only been in office for a few days, and you are rich enough to use paper to wipe your ass? Really? It's enviable! But we don't have paper to wipe our ass here, so we pulled out the grass on the ground and wiped it by ourselves!" The little boy named Little Mouse said in a strange way.

"Don't tell me, come here and help me. I have a good habit of carrying paper to wipe my butt with me. I might need it urgently! Little mouse, please do me a favor. I have not only paper in my pocket, but also If you have money, I will get you a ticket, and you can go to the locker room to get the money..."

After all, money can make ghosts turn the clock. After Zhao Si said this, that little guy could immediately overcome the stench permeating within a radius of ten feet. Come over and find a stack of soft paper from Zhao Si's body. , of course, there are many money from the counter shop...

The paper was handed into Zhao Si's hand, and two of them were given to the general.Then Qian Yin was taken advantage of by this little guy!

Zhao Si tried it, and it was really possible to wipe his buttocks when he was tied up like this... Of course, as the emperor's bodyguard, General Huh had seen his buttocks wiped with paper before, so it was not surprising. They asked the minions to lift their pants for them, and then followed them back to the separate tent and were locked up.

"I didn't expect you to come to a place like this and still bring money with you. Hahaha, you brought the money into a robber's den. It would be strange if you didn't get robbed..."

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(End of this chapter)