Shenkeng system

Chapter 127 Filling

If the Water Margin world really exists, Zhao Si actually dislikes Song Jiang from the bottom of his heart!After this boy entered the circle of officials in the Song Dynasty, once he became an official, he stayed as an official for life. Hei Sanlang, who was originally an official fan, couldn't stand it. He began to feel a little desperate. Fortunately, he had some spare money at home, which he could spend in large quantities. , gain a reputation, and find a sense of existence in the eyes of everyone!
Money can turn ghosts, let alone this money can make people!Song Jiang really found a sense of presence very quickly, and raised a large number of small bastards on the street. This kind of person has no other skills, and spends all day in places like Wazi Tea House. Of course it is the most convenient, and Xiaoyi Heishanlang's matter, just spend a little money, you can turn the storyteller into a joke. Once this kind of joke is told, merchants from all over the world come and go, and everyone needs something to talk about after dinner!Therefore, the story of Xiaoyi Heishanlang has gradually become popular in Shandong, Hebei, and even the capital!
Zhao Si still admires Song Jiang for this. In an era when communications were so underdeveloped and people's awareness of using media had not yet emerged, this boy knew how to use storytellers and word of mouth as media!Based on this alone, this kid has gained a good reputation, and it just so happens that upright men in this era are still relatively easy to fool!As a result, the name "Hu Baoyi and Timely Rain Song Jiang" came to be unfavorable in the world!

Sitting at the dinner table, Zhao Si exchanged cups and cups with everyone, but he was thinking about some messy things!
For Zhao Si, drinking is purely a tool for showing off. Apart from that, it can only spicy his mouth and warm his stomach, but it has no other use.Because ever since the system introduced this deceptive Thousand Drinks Technique, my interest in drinking has greatly weakened. No matter how much I drink, I still feel sober, but I still drink a lot. Sometimes I drink not to show off, but to get drunk... …

After serving as an official for a long time, regardless of rank, your drinking capacity will develop!Of course, at this time, Zhao Si came over to teach Jiao Erpi, Zhu Fu, Tong Guan's servants and others how to steam wine. This thing suddenly became popular, so that everyone was not very used to it, so they all drank too little!
That's the case, officials can still drink quite a bit.Of course Zhang Shuye, Shi Wenbin and the others wanted to pour Zhao Si into a good mouthful, and let this kid make a fool of himself. After all, they were all victims of this kid, and they didn't say anything about it, but they still held back Nasty!

"Shangchai is the most popular person in the holy family today. He has devoted himself to the military preparations of the Great Song Dynasty and developed excellent weapons, which are highly valued by the Holy One. I heard that the Holy One has sent a master to accompany you to protect you! Your future is limitless! Zhang Shuye found a reason and said, "Congratulations, my lord!" Then he toasted again!

Zhao Si smiled and said: "This is really worth a drink! Humph, the two generals did their best to deal with Xiao Xiao, who assassinated this official, so he couldn't eat well and sleep well! I should borrow flowers to present Buddha, and respect the two generals!"

"Don't dare to do it! Don't dare to do it!" The second general Heng Ha who was sitting next to Zhao Si cupped his hands.The origins of these two are mysterious, and Zhao Si himself does not know their specific official positions, but he calls himself the last general, that is, a person at the first level of a general. The military attache, in terms of rank, is only half a rank lower than Zhao Si, so of course he has a seat!Of course, the Second General Hum Ha kept a low profile, didn't talk about his grade, and didn't plan to sit, he should perform the duty of guard standing, although Zhao Si's thoughts mixed the previous life's lack of size and rules with the equality of Buddhism in this life Thinking, but I have seen people who run away from pigs, and I am a little shrewd, of course I know who the emperor is, and no one can offend them, so I just dragged them into the seat, and sat next to me !

When everyone heard the title "Second General Heng Ha", they tried their best to hold back the desire to laugh and toasted respectfully...

Anyway, there were many reasons on the wine table, all of them wanted to get Zhao Si drunk, and later General Heng Ha saw this situation, so he came out to block the wine for Zhao Si.

Zhao Si laughed and said: "The two generals need to stay awake, lest someone suddenly appear to assassinate me! I feel more comfortable drinking wine than drinking water. It doesn't matter if you drink more!"

Everyone looked at Zhao Si, who was talking and laughing without changing his face. At first, they just secretly admired the kid's good amount of alcohol. At such a young age, it was unexpected that he had practiced his drinking capacity; Light wine, for your own people to eat, but still serve strong wine for Zhao Si!

However, after eating, officials of all sizes in Jeju couldn't hold it anymore!Zhao Si was still talking and laughing, talking about Wazi in the capital, talking about the newly opened Xinyue Tower, and talking about the popular storytellers in the capital on Xinyue Tower, but he didn't mention that Xinyue Tower was opened by himself, shamelessly giving I advertised my business, and most officials, big and small, were fascinated by it... But officials here, big and small, gradually began to have big tongues and blurry eyes...

However, Zhao Si is an imperial envoy, and he hosted a banquet for the imperial envoy. The imperial envoy is not called a casual banquet, who dares to have a casual banquet!At this time, I can only risk my life to accompany the gentleman!
Everyone secretly groaned in their hearts, it seemed that this kid was born to make them all suffer!I was beaten on the battlefield and robbed in the city. It’s okay to be inferior to others in this area. I originally thought that the situation would be reversed in the future, and I would find my way back. I didn’t expect that they would not give me a chance, and I went to the capital to become an official. , In just half a year, he became a fourth rank, and now he has become an imperial envoy, and he has come to do his best in front of everyone who has been abused by him!Now he can't get back in any way, the only way is to get him drunk and make him make a fool of himself, so that he won't be blamed, but this doesn't work at all!
This kid looked like he was going to eat them to death!Even though he was drunk, Shi Wenbin, who had been tortured the most by Zhao Si, even had the urge to hang himself with a rope while drunk!However, they had to take action in the end. Except for Zhang Shuye, everyone used urine to escape. After everyone went out, they sent their subordinates to come and accuse them, saying that their master was drunk and unconscious as soon as he went out, and he had already been carried back!
In the end, only Zhang Shuye was left on the table to hold on, and the second general looked at Zhao Si with a smile. Earth! Where did it go, it’s all pissed off?”

"Urine escape? What do you mean?" Zhang Shuye didn't turn his mind to this detour.

"Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and Qimen Dunjia can all escape. Urine escape is probably a type of water escape!"

Now, the second general Hum Ha understood and laughed out loud. Of course Zhang Shuye also understood, and laughed along with him!

Zhang Shuye is also considered a hero, of course Zhao Si didn't want to embarrass him, so he took the initiative to suggest that everyone break up!Zhang Shuye stood up as if he had been pardoned, bowed and bowed, and said, "I'm really sorry, sir! I thought I'd clean up the dust for my boss, but I didn't expect that I'm too short to wait, and I didn't have a good time with him..."

"Where is it! I have indeed eaten a lot, and if I eat it, I will probably die from swelling..."

"Hahahaha!" Zhang Shuye laughed, "The difference in alcohol consumption is really unfathomable. He only talked about his stomach being bloated, but he didn't say he was drunk!"

"Master Taishou! I'm not bragging, no one in this world can make me drunk..."

Zhang Shuye was completely ashamed...

(End of this chapter)