maid war
Chapter 25 The Hungry Goblins
Chapter 25 The Hungry Goblins
The boy is still alive, but his eyes are dead.
Both hands have been broken, but as long as they spend a little effort after returning to the city, they can be completely connected. The real trouble lies in the spirit.Being violated by a group of monsters is not a mental blow that ordinary people can bear.
Goblins don't actually like to invade humans, not at all.
The aesthetics of each race are different. Dwarves like women with lush body hair and barrel waists. Orcs like tall women with hard muscles. Dragons like women with shiny scales and streamlined bodies. Goblins like green skin. Smooth women... The appearance of humans does not conform to the aesthetics of goblins. If there is a situation where goblins are strong (beep——) humans, then it means one thing: there is a serious male excess in this goblin tribe. There are so few females that some male goblins cannot find females to mate with.
Not having a girl is a very difficult thing, and the male dragons, the world's number one bachelor group in Aio, feel deeply about this.Being single for thousands of years, without a girlfriend, and unable to masturbate by myself, who can bear this kind of life! ?
At that time, some players discovered the needs of giant dragons, so they planned to make "aircraft cups" and "inflatable dragons" and sell them to giant dragons—just look at the number of dragon-veined creatures in the world of Io to understand that giant dragons are here. In terms of how much demand there is.If there is an "inflatable dragon" as a wife, who the hell is willing to rape (beep——) a hairless monkey! ?It's a pity that this plan was killed by the system. The system review directly prohibited the invention and production of such items, and even prohibited players from inducing NPCs to invent such items.
It is obviously a game that sells "reality" and "high degree of freedom", but it turns out that this is not allowed, that is not allowed, the broken game will end sooner or later!
The dragon didn't have a girl and couldn't masturbate, so he had to look for creatures from other races. As a result, many dragon-veined creatures were created. Goblins would do similar things if they couldn't find a girl.
Under normal circumstances, the female birth rate in a goblin tribe is about one-fifth, which means that there will be only one female goblin in five goblins on average.However, since male goblins need to be responsible for fighting, the death rate has always been high, so the situation that there are more men than women in the goblin tribe is actually not too serious, and most male goblins can also find females. Matching—after all, goblins don't have a monogamous tradition, so everyone can take turns.
But if the male goblins in the tribe have not been killed in large numbers, then it will be bad!Female goblins will not mate during pregnancy, and there is a high probability of death during the process of giving birth to offspring. As a result, the ratio of male to female is getting higher and higher, and more and more male goblins cannot be found Sisters mate, in which case there will be violations of females of other races... males.Well, gender doesn't really matter to these guys, as long as it's something that can be inserted.
If goblins start to invade the female...male of other races, then it means one thing: this goblin tribe has not seen a large number of goblin deaths for at least two years.
This is a very dangerous signal.Because this also means that the number of this Goblin tribe is much larger than that of the ordinary Goblin tribe!
"It seems that the level of this copy is much higher than expected..."
Perhaps it was because Green stood in a daze for too long, Mitchell on the side finally couldn't help interrupting Green's thinking: "Well... What's wrong with Andre? Could it be that he has... no longer saved?"
"Well..." Green woke up from his thoughts, "He's fine. It's just a fracture. There's nothing serious about his body, but he seems to have suffered a big mental blow."
Hearing Green's words, Mitchell's expression darkened.
"Can you tell me what exactly you encountered before?" Green asked the girl.
"I don't know either. The goblin suddenly came out from behind, and Aimee was hit by a flying spear..."
Under the girl's explanation, Green slowly gained a certain understanding of the previous battle: to put it simply, a group of rookies stepped into the ambush of goblins. The back row was cut, the mage knelt down in seconds, and the assistant was seriously injured. , Sword Lady rushed up to try to do a 1V5, but was beaten to death, and then the blind monk... no, it was a fight. Seeing that the situation was not going well, she wanted to go up and save the **** teammate who was in a 1V5, and then she also lost her life.
Does this process of team elimination look familiar?Except for the lack of an ADC in the squishy roster, the other process is completely the standard rookie group elimination process in DOTA games-the back row is cut, crispy kneels, the main T rushes up 1V5, but is 5V1 ;Half meat wanted to save his teammate, but he was killed in anger, and finally there was only one support left with a confused face.According to the normal process, the next step is for five people to spray each other, the spring water hangs up, and 20 shots.
"I said... this isn't your first time downloading a dungeon, is it?" Green had a very subtle expression on his face after hearing what happened in the battle, "Haven't you guys run into each other before?"
Mitchell: "Andrea and Andre are siblings, and Aimee and I just joined."
The unspoken meaning is: Yes, we are the rookies who have just been formed, and we haven't even done the most basic running-in to run to the next copy.
Girls, do you know what "If you don't die, you won't die"?
Green felt like a super rookie who saw five people hacking and hitting a human machine, but was brutally abused by the computer.
Green glanced at the hypocrite who was lying on the ground with a look of lovelessness: "Is his sister the one who was bitten to death by goblins?"
"Yes."
Green scanned a pile of meat not far away.
It was a corpse that had been bitten to pieces. The corpse had been divided into many parts, and bones and internal organs were everywhere.
The scene in front of him was very bloody, and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood, but due to the influence of the demon's blood, Green not only did not feel any discomfort, but felt that the smell was "very fragrant".
"It seems that the blood of the devil will really affect my mind." Looking at the corpse on the ground, a trace of alert flashed in Green's mind.
In the game, the player is just a bystander, and no matter what happens to the game characters, it will not have any impact on the player, so the player can plan and arrange calmly.But now, Green has crossed over, and everything has become real, and the influence of the bloodline may be much more serious than in the game!
Green shook his head, leaving the uneasiness in his heart behind.Looking at the pseudonym lying on the ground pretending to be dead, Green thought for a while and squatted down.
"Hey, do you want to avenge your sister?" Green squatted next to the dummy boy, and poked the boy's face with his hand, "Don't you want to kill all those goblins to avenge your sister?"
After hearing Green's words, a glimmer of joy finally appeared on the young man's face.
An indescribable emotion surged in the heart of the desperate young man: "Think!" It was as if the words squeezed out from between his teeth were full of unforgettable hatred!
Looking at the young man's expression, Green breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that the situation is not too bad.As long as there is still hatred in your heart, you can cheer up.
"Then let's go kill the goblins and avenge your sister!"
Hearing Green's words, the boy trembled all over, and then his eyes suddenly burned with flames!
"En!" The boy struggled to get up, but he found that his hands could not be used at all, "I, my hands..."
"Ninja point." Green grabbed the boy's arm.
"Crack!"
"Woo!~" The boy let out a muffled snort.
"Hmm~ my right hand is broken, and I'm afraid I won't be able to use it in the short term, but my left hand is just dislocated, so it's not a big problem." Green picked up a piece of clothing from the ground, tore it into strips, and fixed the boy's right hand with two wooden sticks. "I helped you reset the bones, but after returning to the city, it's best to find a special priest to have a look. By the way, you should be fighting, right?"
The boy nodded silently.
"If you can't use your right hand, then use your left hand and legs to fight!"
"Hmm!" A flame of hatred burned in the boy's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
The boy is still alive, but his eyes are dead.
Both hands have been broken, but as long as they spend a little effort after returning to the city, they can be completely connected. The real trouble lies in the spirit.Being violated by a group of monsters is not a mental blow that ordinary people can bear.
Goblins don't actually like to invade humans, not at all.
The aesthetics of each race are different. Dwarves like women with lush body hair and barrel waists. Orcs like tall women with hard muscles. Dragons like women with shiny scales and streamlined bodies. Goblins like green skin. Smooth women... The appearance of humans does not conform to the aesthetics of goblins. If there is a situation where goblins are strong (beep——) humans, then it means one thing: there is a serious male excess in this goblin tribe. There are so few females that some male goblins cannot find females to mate with.
Not having a girl is a very difficult thing, and the male dragons, the world's number one bachelor group in Aio, feel deeply about this.Being single for thousands of years, without a girlfriend, and unable to masturbate by myself, who can bear this kind of life! ?
At that time, some players discovered the needs of giant dragons, so they planned to make "aircraft cups" and "inflatable dragons" and sell them to giant dragons—just look at the number of dragon-veined creatures in the world of Io to understand that giant dragons are here. In terms of how much demand there is.If there is an "inflatable dragon" as a wife, who the hell is willing to rape (beep——) a hairless monkey! ?It's a pity that this plan was killed by the system. The system review directly prohibited the invention and production of such items, and even prohibited players from inducing NPCs to invent such items.
It is obviously a game that sells "reality" and "high degree of freedom", but it turns out that this is not allowed, that is not allowed, the broken game will end sooner or later!
The dragon didn't have a girl and couldn't masturbate, so he had to look for creatures from other races. As a result, many dragon-veined creatures were created. Goblins would do similar things if they couldn't find a girl.
Under normal circumstances, the female birth rate in a goblin tribe is about one-fifth, which means that there will be only one female goblin in five goblins on average.However, since male goblins need to be responsible for fighting, the death rate has always been high, so the situation that there are more men than women in the goblin tribe is actually not too serious, and most male goblins can also find females. Matching—after all, goblins don't have a monogamous tradition, so everyone can take turns.
But if the male goblins in the tribe have not been killed in large numbers, then it will be bad!Female goblins will not mate during pregnancy, and there is a high probability of death during the process of giving birth to offspring. As a result, the ratio of male to female is getting higher and higher, and more and more male goblins cannot be found Sisters mate, in which case there will be violations of females of other races... males.Well, gender doesn't really matter to these guys, as long as it's something that can be inserted.
If goblins start to invade the female...male of other races, then it means one thing: this goblin tribe has not seen a large number of goblin deaths for at least two years.
This is a very dangerous signal.Because this also means that the number of this Goblin tribe is much larger than that of the ordinary Goblin tribe!
"It seems that the level of this copy is much higher than expected..."
Perhaps it was because Green stood in a daze for too long, Mitchell on the side finally couldn't help interrupting Green's thinking: "Well... What's wrong with Andre? Could it be that he has... no longer saved?"
"Well..." Green woke up from his thoughts, "He's fine. It's just a fracture. There's nothing serious about his body, but he seems to have suffered a big mental blow."
Hearing Green's words, Mitchell's expression darkened.
"Can you tell me what exactly you encountered before?" Green asked the girl.
"I don't know either. The goblin suddenly came out from behind, and Aimee was hit by a flying spear..."
Under the girl's explanation, Green slowly gained a certain understanding of the previous battle: to put it simply, a group of rookies stepped into the ambush of goblins. The back row was cut, the mage knelt down in seconds, and the assistant was seriously injured. , Sword Lady rushed up to try to do a 1V5, but was beaten to death, and then the blind monk... no, it was a fight. Seeing that the situation was not going well, she wanted to go up and save the **** teammate who was in a 1V5, and then she also lost her life.
Does this process of team elimination look familiar?Except for the lack of an ADC in the squishy roster, the other process is completely the standard rookie group elimination process in DOTA games-the back row is cut, crispy kneels, the main T rushes up 1V5, but is 5V1 ;Half meat wanted to save his teammate, but he was killed in anger, and finally there was only one support left with a confused face.According to the normal process, the next step is for five people to spray each other, the spring water hangs up, and 20 shots.
"I said... this isn't your first time downloading a dungeon, is it?" Green had a very subtle expression on his face after hearing what happened in the battle, "Haven't you guys run into each other before?"
Mitchell: "Andrea and Andre are siblings, and Aimee and I just joined."
The unspoken meaning is: Yes, we are the rookies who have just been formed, and we haven't even done the most basic running-in to run to the next copy.
Girls, do you know what "If you don't die, you won't die"?
Green felt like a super rookie who saw five people hacking and hitting a human machine, but was brutally abused by the computer.
Green glanced at the hypocrite who was lying on the ground with a look of lovelessness: "Is his sister the one who was bitten to death by goblins?"
"Yes."
Green scanned a pile of meat not far away.
It was a corpse that had been bitten to pieces. The corpse had been divided into many parts, and bones and internal organs were everywhere.
The scene in front of him was very bloody, and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood, but due to the influence of the demon's blood, Green not only did not feel any discomfort, but felt that the smell was "very fragrant".
"It seems that the blood of the devil will really affect my mind." Looking at the corpse on the ground, a trace of alert flashed in Green's mind.
In the game, the player is just a bystander, and no matter what happens to the game characters, it will not have any impact on the player, so the player can plan and arrange calmly.But now, Green has crossed over, and everything has become real, and the influence of the bloodline may be much more serious than in the game!
Green shook his head, leaving the uneasiness in his heart behind.Looking at the pseudonym lying on the ground pretending to be dead, Green thought for a while and squatted down.
"Hey, do you want to avenge your sister?" Green squatted next to the dummy boy, and poked the boy's face with his hand, "Don't you want to kill all those goblins to avenge your sister?"
After hearing Green's words, a glimmer of joy finally appeared on the young man's face.
An indescribable emotion surged in the heart of the desperate young man: "Think!" It was as if the words squeezed out from between his teeth were full of unforgettable hatred!
Looking at the young man's expression, Green breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that the situation is not too bad.As long as there is still hatred in your heart, you can cheer up.
"Then let's go kill the goblins and avenge your sister!"
Hearing Green's words, the boy trembled all over, and then his eyes suddenly burned with flames!
"En!" The boy struggled to get up, but he found that his hands could not be used at all, "I, my hands..."
"Ninja point." Green grabbed the boy's arm.
"Crack!"
"Woo!~" The boy let out a muffled snort.
"Hmm~ my right hand is broken, and I'm afraid I won't be able to use it in the short term, but my left hand is just dislocated, so it's not a big problem." Green picked up a piece of clothing from the ground, tore it into strips, and fixed the boy's right hand with two wooden sticks. "I helped you reset the bones, but after returning to the city, it's best to find a special priest to have a look. By the way, you should be fighting, right?"
The boy nodded silently.
"If you can't use your right hand, then use your left hand and legs to fight!"
"Hmm!" A flame of hatred burned in the boy's eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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