I'm a boss in the comic world

Chapter 5 005 Star Lord and Deadpool

The two figures kept jumping and jumping, and they came outside the room not long after.

After dodging another round of night patrol soldiers, the door was pushed open with a "squeak".

Sol tightened his sledgehammer, intending to go out and teach the guy who came in, but was stopped by Sif.

The two black figures closed the door gently, and then scanned the room.

There are a few dim night lights dotted on the wall in the room, and through the dim light, the little bump on the bed can still be seen vaguely.

The length of this small bump is similar to the baby's body length.

The black shadows looked at each other and nodded, one of them kept turning somersaults like a juggler, one side for a while, the other for a while, and after turning over a dozen times, they finally came to the bedside.

The other person shrugged helplessly and walked straight over, "What are you doing?"

The man replied: "Silly, what if you come here so straight and you run into a trap?"

"..."

Sol, who was hiding behind the curtain, frowned slightly. The voices of these two people were a little familiar. Who was it?

Hiss, I remembered, isn't this the damn Star-Lord and the Deadpool?

Under the black veil, Xingjue twitched the corner of his mouth, "Who would set a trap in his son's room? What if he gets hurt?"

"Oh, you're thinking too simply. If I were someone who sneaked in from time to time, I would definitely raise a few big dogs here, the most vicious kind." Deadpool replied.

Saul and Sif listened to Deadpool's words, and the veins on their foreheads were about to bulge. These words seemed to call them dogs?
Deadpool, who was about to reach out to pick up the baby, suddenly stopped and looked down, "Yo, cutie, you're awake, do you want to eat?"

The baby blinked, showing a disgusted expression.

Xingjue pushed Deadpool aside, reached out to pick up the baby, and said, "Go away, you are too unreliable, what if you make the baby cry."

"What? Cry? Don't worry, I'm ready." Deadpool took out a white silk cloth from his pocket, then took out a small bottle, and began to pour liquid on it.

Xingjue heard the movement nearby, turned his head to see this scene, and gasped in fright.

Go up and hold Deadpool's hand holding the bottle, and whispered: "You are crazy, are you going to do this? You are not afraid that if something goes wrong, the Sol family will come and kill you?"

Hearing the two people's argument, Sol and Sif behind the curtain quietly poked their heads out and "hissed".

Damn, these two damn guys, this is the kid who is going to stun him with something.

"Damn little thief, get a hammer from labor and capital!" Sol felt that he couldn't bear it anymore. If it continued, the two of them didn't know what would happen.

Star-Lord and Deadpool, who were arguing, were surprised when they heard a loud shout from the side. This voice was too familiar, wasn't it Brother Sol.

A big hammer came out from behind the curtain, Xingjue and Deadpool hurriedly separated, and the things in their hands fell to the ground.

As soon as the hammer hit the air, Sol immediately followed the man holding the silk cloth.

Star-Lord saw that Sol was chasing Deadpool, and he was overjoyed, great, now he can run away first.

Just as he was about to take a step and snatch the door away, he saw in the darkness, a long black stick shot straight from the ground, piercing between the calves one after the other.

"Ouch." Xingjue didn't pay attention, stumbled his feet, and immediately fell to the ground.

A swift figure jumped out of the darkness immediately, with a knee on Xingjue's waist.

"Ah, ah, my waist, my waist!"

"Hmph, your waist? Believe it or not, I crippled you." Sif sneered and increased her strength again.

The deadpool on one side kept jumping up and down in the room to avoid Sol's hammer, and kept provoking: "Sol, you can't do it anymore, are your hands and feet weak?"

Sol's face was dark, this cheap guy, his hands and feet were indeed a little soft at night.

"Lightning strike!" Seeing that he couldn't catch the monkey-like deadpool for a while, Sol had no choice but to call Dao Lei to bombard him.

"Ah!!!" Deadpool felt numb all over, and then fell off the beam.

Sol hit Deadpool's head with a hammer, and directly smashed the guy's head down.

Deadpool was knocked dizzy and slowly slid down the wall.

"Kick, tick, tick" came the sound of hurried footsteps, and then a large number of Asgard soldiers poured in from outside.

As soon as the soldiers came in, they immediately tied up Deadpool and Star Lord and put them aside.

The lights in the room came on, and the soldiers pulled off the scarves of Star-Lord and Deadpool, revealing their true colors.

Sif came to the bed and checked Xiao Wang Lin up and down carefully, and was relieved when she saw that there was nothing wrong, "What are you doing?"

Sif picked up Xiao Wang Lin and sat on her lap, glaring at the two of them and asked.

Xiao Wanglin struggled for a while, but he didn't struggle out, so he had to give up, um, it smells so good~~~~
After sending out all the soldiers, Sol sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the two people across from him, and said angrily, "You guys are really good, you even used that thing."

Seeing Sol pointing to the small bottle on the ground, Star-Lord hurriedly shouted: "That's not mine, it's his."

Deadpool, who was holding half of his head dented, stretched out his foot and kicked Xingjue, and said embarrassingly: "This thing doesn't work for you, it doesn't work."

Seeing the two of them Sibi, Sol said helplessly: "Say, what are you doing here this time?"

"We have a big business, we can make money without losing money, and we want to recruit your son as a partner." Deadpool saw that the question was serious, he pulled a chair with his feet, and sat on it by himself.

"What business?" Sif and Saul looked at each other, and then asked.

"Doesn't your son have the ability to tighten people's skin? Look, who has the most people in this world? Women. Especially women with wrinkles!"

Sol carefully squinted at Sif, who was on the side, and continued to listen when he saw that no one was mad.

"Do you know how big this market is? It's endless!!! Do you think this business is profitable?"

Well, it seems to make sense.

Sif nodded silently in her heart, but it seemed that by doing so, the price of her son seemed to drop. Didn't this make her Protoss lose all face?

As if seeing what Sif was thinking, Deadpool said again: "Don't worry, you just need to put a mask on your son, who knows who is responsible for it?"

The bitch seems to have a point.

Just when Sif was a little shaken, Wang Lin in his arms said, "Where did you hear that I have this ability?"

"It's being spread like this outside..." Deadpool stopped suddenly in the middle of speaking, which seemed to conflict with what he said just now to wear a mask.

Wang Lin spread his hands, sighed and said, "Look, it's spread like this outside, even if I really have this ability, if I go out and do this, who can't guess who did it? Then where will the face of this side go? put?"

Wang Lin's words immediately made Sif, who had been a little shaken, make up her mind that she must not let her son go out to show her face and become some kind of beauty master. If she wants beauty, she can only do it for herself.

(End of this chapter)