Villain's Alchemy Book

Chapter 257

"Don't mention it, the mission failed." No. 3 said mournfully.

No. 10 was stunned: "Why, I remember that you went to make up for Li Xunhuan's regrets. Li Xunhuan's martial arts are so high, no one should be able to kill you. As for resourcefulness, there are so many people who can help you."

No. 3 covered his head and said, "I thought I couldn't die, but I was killed anyway."

Number 7 suddenly said, "How did you die?"

"Alcohol poisoning."

No. 7 looked at No. 3 very calmly, a strange color flashed in his eyes, only No. 10 was shocked: "How is it possible, Li Xun Huan is famous for not getting drunk after a thousand cups, how much wine did you drink?"

"I just drank two glasses. I remember this incident very clearly. At that time, I happened to be performing the scene where I met my teammates. The girl the teammates were looking for was very beautiful, so I didn't want to drink, so I drank a little bit, and then I went to bed. I fell asleep, and when I woke up the next morning, my soul was already floating on top of the corpse... I stood aside, and I heard from the author that I died of drunkenness, and the arrester also found out that the brothel was in that night. All the wine turned into white water."

Number 10 felt that this method of death was really suitable for Li Xunhuan. It was so romantic to die in the arms of a beauty after drinking.

"Number 7, you are the only winner now, you must help us."

No. 7 stood there very calmly: "No."

"Why, we are still not brothers."

"It's not that I don't want to help you, it's that I have failed myself."

"How come, can't you beat Fa Hai with your strength?"

No. 7 took it for granted: "Of course I can fight, so I let Fahai arrest me, and then I was locked up. I have been waiting for the white lady to rescue me. At that time, our two swords will merge." , playing Fahai is not a problem at all."

"and then?"

"The White Snake came, and then the White Snake kissed Fa Hai intimately... The two adulterers and prostitutes combined their swords and killed me and my team members together."

"..."

It took a while for No. 3 and No. 10 to come to their senses, which is too amazing, White Snake and Fa Hai?That old man?How could such a thing happen? !
No matter from the original legends to later TV dramas and movies, there has never been a scene where Fahai and White Snake are together, let alone together, not even an ambiguous scene.

How did they hook up?

Isn't Fa Hai jealous of evil?Isn't the white lady a face control?

Number 10 asked: "Isn't the white lady pregnant with your child?"

No. 7 still looked gloomy and cold, but it could be seen that he was a little displeased: "Yes, and you are still pregnant in October, you know? The two of them killed me together, and then Fahai said to the white lady that your child is My child, let him be a monk in the future. That damned long white worm, she actually showed a happy expression, can you believe it? Can you believe it?"

No. 10 said: "Ah, yes, yes, dare not, dare not."

The three of them were looking at each other. Suddenly, the door inside opened, and a group of people rushed out.

And they are all acquaintances.

No. 1 walked out immediately: "We were so unlucky this time, the four famous arresters died of spicy food while eating hot pot, and the biggest backstage Martial God Zhuge was strangled to death by the strings while playing the piano. It's a villain, you can see three or five villains when you go to the toilet... Those villains are simply too hateful, chasing us every day..."

No. 9 followed No. 1: "What are you? We went to A Chinese Ghost Story this time. Guess what, that scholar just came out, and he really wasn't tempted at all. Whether it's beauty or money, he doesn't care at all." He was moved, and then he was sucked into a skeleton by Nie Xiaoqian, and Nie Xiaoqian smacked his mouth and said that the taste was a little weak... You are also finished because of this, I tell you that it has just begun, and Yan Chixia just came out later, and was killed by Montenegro The old demon kidnapped him, and then he lived happily with the Montenegrin old demon..."

No. 6 jumped up excitedly: "Wow, isn't the Montenegro old demon a man? Why is this man with a man? Who can explain it to me."

No. 5 kicked No. 6 away: "Shut up, you fucking fag, you're not bad, I went to Fengyun World. Xiongba is simply perverted, he shot the clay bodhisattva to death the first time he appeared on the stage, in the Leshan Giant Buddha Nie Feng was crushed to death there directly, and Bu Jingyun was even worse. Didn’t he not cry for death? He didn’t cry until he died, and died with his father in Huangquan... We only found out after we arrived, what a fucking pre-determined body It's gone... Can you imagine? The client died when he entered the venue, can you imagine? Can you imagine?"

No. 4 said with a dull expression: "Forget it, don't get entangled, I joined the Shushan Sword Sect, and just two days after I started, the entire Shushan Sword Sect suffered a catastrophe, and the entire Shushan Mountain was directly blasted into flying ash, and then I said nothing I don't even know."

No. 10 hurriedly said: "No. 4, you look very bad, did you hurt your soul?"

No. 4 responded dully: "It seems so, I seem to have lost a lot of memory... Sigh, why are you three outside, and your mission also failed? You don't need to go in, the cause and effect of the matter, the Lord already knows."

No. 10 followed No. 4: "What about No. 8, why didn't you see him? Didn't he go to learn the scriptures?"

No. 4 said: "Don't mention it. He just left Chang'an and came to Wuxing Mountain. Then he was eaten by Monkey King on Wuzhi Mountain. It seems that his soul was also eaten. Anyway, he didn't come back."

"What about number 2? Why didn't number 2 come back... I remember, he seems to have gone to the list of gods."

No. 4 kept his mouth shut, as if resting his mind. No. 5 took his place and said, "He can't come back either. He has become Nezha. After a battle, he turned into a lotus root and stayed in the pond to rest." , and then pulled back by the nearby farmers to stew and eat them.”

No. 10 exclaimed: "Is that farmer a fairy in disguise?"

"No, it's just an ordinary farmer."

Number 10's curiosity is the strongest. At this time, he stared at number 6: "Number 6, what's the matter with you? Did your protagonist have any accident?"

No. 5 snorted coldly and said: "His protagonist has nothing to do with him. He went to a world of empress dowagers, and then his client was very handsome, and was taken a fancy to by Her Majesty the Empress. I couldn’t do it, so I escaped, and I didn’t even complete the task.”

Number 10 expressed understanding: "It's normal, gay, normal."

Everyone walked forward all the way, and all of them lost their energy. Suddenly, No. 10 said: "Our 10 teams were wiped out this time, and two teams didn't even return to the captain. Are we being targeted by someone?" gone?"

No. 1 said angrily: "Nonsense, isn't it possible to do this after being targeted? But you can ignore the follow-up matters, and wait for the news of a bag of tea, and just listen to his orders when the time comes."

………………

In the central area of ​​the main god's space, a bag of tea opened a secret door. He walked for a long time in the dark, and finally stopped in front of a door with a gloomy light.

He knelt in front of the door: "God, I have something to report."

　There are quite a lot of clicks, why no one left a message... Could it be that I copied what the book friends said last time, so everyone is wary of me and just stopped talking? ? ?I said it was borrowed... Come on, let's guess the appearance of the god together! ! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)