Villain's Alchemy Book

Chapter 113 Goddess
Yuntian planned everything well.

He wanted to use special energy to repair his lower body a long time ago, but the real problem is not whether it can be repaired, but how to explain it.

Operation?Misdiagnosis?Neither is good, but it is better to resort to mystery.

The Penglai sect can be a good excuse.

Originally this was just a way out for him, but the rapidly deteriorating situation forced him to take the risk.

When he knew that he might be banned, what Yuntian thought was not to prevent himself from being banned.

Participating in such a movie, the possibility of not being blocked is too small. If you really want to change the result, you must pay a high price, why bother.

Faced with Zhang Jiji's indifferent attitude, his confidence is not so-called acting skills. To be honest, although he has confidence in his acting skills, he also knows that it is not easy to reach the top in this industry.

The success of "Ash" has too many accidental factors, such as Xu Mengjie's anorexia, Yuntian's own physical disability, the unique world view in the movie, and all kinds of conflicts that followed.

These are all factors for the success of the film. As for Yun Tian's acting skills, don't forget that the film was tailor-made for him.

Besides, no matter how good his acting skills are, the entertainment industry is Zhang Jiji's home field, and it may be very difficult to compete with this person in the entertainment industry.

So, why not rise up in the religious world.

Now the strength of the Penglai Sect is too weak, and the method of attracting teachers is something similar to magic, which is too old, and most of the church members are gray-haired old people, which further shows that the Penglai Sect is in decline, and its successor is weak.

The release of "Ash" is the hope of the Penglai sect, but Yuntian is unwilling to give up all this.

He was originally the protagonist of "Ashes", no matter how many new or potential Penglai believers in the world, these people are his fans.

Even if there is no "miracle" to rely on, Yuntian can come forward to fool these people, let alone have one.

Yuntian's plan is very simple. New or potential believers are a huge social hidden danger. No matter which country they are in, they will want to attack these people. Among them, he can not only gain the recognition of the upper classes of various countries, but also further turn those potential believers into real believers.

He believed that after today, he would be the new Pope of the Penglai Church.

However, all of this is based on the fact that Penglai Xiangu is a false god.

But is this really the case?
Fear rose in Yuntian's heart, because he clearly saw that everything he saw was in a state of stagnation. Director Chen's soy milk was still in the posture of putting it into his mouth; the leader of Penglai Sect, A Zhi, was walking in the air; Farther away, a female anchor's hair has just been brushed halfway; the boy took the ice cream from the vendor, and a drop of cheese fell off, and he was reaching out to pick it up... Everyone else covered their faces in shock, dying. Staring at his lower body.

These people are nasty!

Everyone stopped, except for the "hee hee" laughter from the back of his head, and the unseemly gasps.

Yun Tian has an ominous premonition!

whee!

Yun Tian slowly turned his head, trying to see what was behind him.

Then an indescribable creature burst into his field of vision.

This is a humanoid creature, and it is a female. The upper part of the face is very beautiful, and the body is also protruding. But when Yun Tian saw her, he was almost scared to pee. He jumped up and almost rolled off the platform.

Because her mouth is very deformed, a bit like a dog's mouth, but the teeth are at least twice as long as the dog's teeth, and she also has a very long tongue, which has hung down to her chest!
While backing away slowly, Yun Tian cautiously asked: "You, who are you?"

"You know."

"No, I do not know."

"Oh, you really know how to joke."

Ouch, I'm going, big sister, please, don't laugh, it's so embarrassing!
"You, are you Penglai Fairy? Or Jun Haitang?"

"you guess!"

"No, I don't guess."

"If you don't guess, I'll come and kiss you."

"No, no, no, no, no, I guess, I guess, I guess, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, girls must be reserved, do you understand being reserved?"

"Hahahahaha, it's so funny! Are all you demons so funny?" The mysterious creature in front of her laughed loudly. When she laughed, she flicked her tongue and drool flew everywhere.

Yun Tian wiped off the water on his face with a bitter face: "You are Penglai Fairy, did you mean me when you said Heavenly Demon just now? Also, why are these people still not moving, have you stopped time?"

The mysterious creature said: "I am both Penglai Fairy and Jun Haitang... As for your identity, you should know it yourself. Don't be afraid. I don't have that much ability. I just extended your time."

Yuntian didn't understand most of what Fairy Penglai said, but this didn't prevent him from continuing to ask: "Sister Penglai should be a fictional god..."

"That's right..."

Just when Yuntian thought she would tell him a poignant story, Fairy Penglai suddenly said, "Thank you for your hard work in spreading the faith for me in this world. Do you have any wish? I can help you realize it."

"I, spread the faith for you?"

"You don't have to deny it, I see a strong smell of karma in you. The Penglai religion in this world has come to an end, and it was impossible to be resurrected, but you... unexpectedly made a movie of my past story, let More people know about my existence..."

Fairy Penglai opened and closed her mouth, looking horrifying, but after hearing her voice, he miraculously calmed down: "Well, let me ask, why is your mouth like this?"

A lonely look flashed in the eyes of Penglai Fairy: "My image is determined by believers. In the impression of Penglai believers, I am a femme fatale who kills people without blinking an eye. Eating people is as simple as eating and drinking water." , Over time, my image has become like this."

If you are an ordinary person, you should be stunned at this time, or pretend to be relaxed and say nothing, you are the most beautiful in my heart.

However, Yuntian's brain circuit has always been different from that of ordinary people, and his eyeballs suddenly lit up: "The imagination of believers determines your appearance? Well, what kind of body do you want, big breasts and big butt? Slender and tall? Hibiscus Like my sister? Or like Jia Ling... It doesn't matter, no matter what kind of face or figure you want, you can tell me, as long as you let me be the pope, I will make it for you in minutes, how about it?!"

"Faith is not that simple."

But Yun Tian became more and more excited: "No, you are obviously out of date. Have you watched the live broadcast? An ugly girl stuffed two lumps of cotton in her chest, put some powder on her face, came out casually to scratch her head and howl like a pig. Voice, you can have hundreds of thousands of fans, millions of fans... Who are you, you are a real goddess, listen carefully, in the future you will not be a cannibal god, in the future you will be a leek, you You are the bullwhip, you are the tortoise bastard soup...you know what I mean, I have thought out the prayers for you, believe in Penglai, Dazhe...from now on, you will be the gospel of middle-aged and elderly men, and a blessing for countless people who are on the verge of collapse. The savior of a ruined marriage... The premise is that you want me to be the Pope for you..."

"But……"

"There is nothing but, you have to know, cannibalism is too anti-human. What era is this? Now is the economic era, and it is an era that emphasizes win-win and strategy. The Penglai religion doesn't want fans. Quantity, but major changes, only changes can make progress, and only by thoroughly adapting to this era can you be reborn from the ashes, girl, don't hesitate anymore, I am the guiding light you are looking for."

"You are too outrageous, I am God, I am your guiding light, okay, but what you said is not unreasonable, then let you try, if you succeed, I will be satisfied You have one wish."

How capable is a goddess who can turn her around with the wish of a few believers: "Then what wish can you fulfill?"

"Money, beauty, power, lifespan... as long as you can imagine, I can give you."

Yun Tian covered his head and thought for a while, then expressed his wish.

Fairy Penglai asked in surprise: "This is your wish? Don't change it?!"

(End of this chapter)