Villain's Alchemy Book

Chapter 101

Director Chen stood at the gate of Minxi Forest Park with a red face to greet Yuntian.

"How about it, I chose a good place, right?"

"That's right. About one kilometer from here is the Third Hospital, a psychiatric hospital. If anyone is acting crazy, they can be sent in immediately."

Pa, Director Chen threw a red envelope on Yun Tian's face: "If you talk nonsense again, I will block you."

Your mouth isn't very good, didn't you see that Liao Bo's face turned black?

For filmmakers, the word is even more taboo than a mental hospital.

With a dark face, Liao Bo led Yuntian into the gate of the forest park. After walking a few hundred meters, he arrived at a big square. Giant trees.

The trunk of the tree must be hugged by five or six people. The bottom of this tree is not the trunk, but the roots that circle around. The roots are very thick, so it must be very comfortable to lean on.

There were already many people beside the big tree, Yun Tian casually scanned, and found that he didn't know anyone at the scene, as expected, the big characters were the last ones to appear on the scene, he felt that he was early.

Liao Bo pushed him to the bottom of the big tree: "This is the lead role of Longcaotian in this film, playing the role of Jun Haiyou, everyone must get along with each other in harmony."

This guy didn't go to kindergarten to be a teacher, but went to work as a director's assistant. This is definitely a big loss for the education industry.

Yuntian Luoluo bowed generously to the group of subordinates: "I, Longcaotian, is also the number one eunuch after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Please give me your advice in the future."

Everyone was stunned, what the hell?

Yun Tian calmed down all these people with one word, and then ran into the dressing room to find someone to do his own makeup.

In the end, there was only one young girl in the dressing room. The little girl was quite sunny, and she took the initiative to greet Yun Tian: "Are you the protagonist of this drama? You are so handsome."

"Do you want to be ruled by me? I'm really sorry, I don't have the tools to commit crimes now, and I have no will, unless you are willing to play some dangerous games with me."

"Hahaha, how could I have that kind of thought!" Saying that, the little girl turned around and ran away.

Yun Tian quickly pulled her back: "Don't get excited, I was just joking with you, what are you doing? Hurry up and put on makeup for me."

The little girl looked very nervous, and made Yun Tian's eyebrows crooked several times.

"I don't know your name yet."

"My name is Su Qing. Brother Yun can teach me Qing'er."

After putting on makeup and putting on costumes, after putting on the makeup, Qing Er had to touch up Yun Tian's makeup again.

In fact, you should put on costumes first and then put on makeup, but Yun Tian is inexperienced and the little girl is out of her mind.

Yun Tian was fixing up his makeup, and many important characters were present, Yun Tian looked at these actors who often appeared in the entertainment circle, feeling a little apprehensive in his heart.

"Brother Yun, don't move around, it will be fine soon."

"Ok."

Yun Tian couldn't wait to stand up, he wanted to use his identity as the protagonist to chat with these bosses, and with his shameless personality, he would definitely be able to chat happily.

It's a pity that just as he stood up, there was a woman with a thick top and a thick bottom in front of him. She had a great figure.

It's a pity that the young lady with a great figure disliked Yun Tian: "Are you the protagonist of this drama?"

"Ah, yes, may I ask who you are?"

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I don't like you, let me tell you..."

The young lady closed her eyes, fell down in a graceful posture, and then snored.

mock up!

The scene was chaotic, Yun Tian raised his hands high, and his face was full of I have nothing to do with me, don't trouble me.

Director Chen ran over to see that the actor had fallen asleep, and his face turned dark immediately.

"I don't care about her, everyone, come here and pay respects to Guan Erye, everyone is very busy, don't waste time."

Everyone followed Director Chen, and came to pay respects to the camera one by one. Finally, Director Chen took the red cloth to cover the camera. There were four cameras in total, all of which were well covered with red cloth.

After covering the red cloth, Director Chen sent away several main characters.

Yun Tian also wanted to leave, but was stopped by Director Chen: "You can't leave, there are things to do later."

"Director, you don't want to unspoken rules for me, do you?"

"I'm going to fuck your grandma... I just ordered a big pot of mutton today, and let's take a picture of the story of Wanbaoshan." Director Chen said this, and pulled two costumes from the other side. A handsome guy who became a Japanese officer.

Seeing this posture, Yun Tian immediately knew what role he was going to play.

Many people think that acting in a movie is the same as watching a movie, from the first scene to the last scene, but it is not.

If he really followed the plot and acted from the first scene to the last scene, then the director would definitely lose money.

Yun Tian's role was quite simple, he had a fling with two Japanese officers, and then knocked them down with two shots from the pistol of justice.

After the two Japanese officers fell, Director Chen made a phone call, and soon a motorcycle came in from the outside. There were two barrels behind the motorcycle Chen, and several young people from the film crew rushed up to take the barrels down.

There was mutton in the bucket, all chopped into half the size of a fist, and seasonings such as salt, vinegar, and cumin were also put away. I don’t know where they found a large pot and a few big stones, so they made a simple one in the yard. On the stovetop, put water in the pot and boil it.

Oh, I really want to cook lamb.

When the water boiled, Director Chen asked her to stand beside the pot and recite the teachings of the Penglai Sect.

The content is actually very simple, that is, the Japanese are the descendants of Xu Fu and the five hundred boys and girls. The elixir of immortality has been eaten separately.

Now these five hundred boys and girls have become a country called Japan, so as long as they eat hibiscus meat, everyone may live forever.

This is of course a lie, and Yun Tian himself thinks it's okay.

Director Chen's complexion was very bad, Yun Tian was a little nervous, and he read it wrong several times. After half an hour, this one was barely passed.

Taking advantage of the effort to touch up makeup, Yun Tian asked Su Qing: "Why is Director Chen's complexion so bad?"

"The one who fell asleep just now played the role of Mrs. Ah Qing."

I go to...

Who is Mrs. Ah Qing? In fact, she is an ordinary widow in Northeast China. Her parents and her husband are dead, and only one daughter lives by her.

After Yuntian cooked two Japanese people, he persuaded everyone to eat Fusang meat, but no one dared to eat it. Mrs. Ah Qing and her daughter were the first to eat it.

In the original text, the woman was described as skinny and haggard, but the little girl who provoked Yun Tian has a great figure and is not fat, but in terms of haggard, Yun Tian thinks it is more reliable to let her show her head and pose.

No wonder Director Chen was upset, after all, he collapsed when he was really provoked.

After thinking for a while, Yun Tian found Director Chen's assistant, Liao Bo.

"Brother Liao, I remember there is a mental hospital nearby."

"Why are you saying that?"

"What I mean is, why can't someone who suffers from anorexia or insomnia play the role of Mrs. Ah Qing?"

(End of this chapter)