Marvel's Tremor

Chapter 1 1. Do not defecate anywhere

It's been a magical night!The bell rang at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and Zhuge Zhengming came out of the bar swaying from side to side, drunk and smoked. There was no one on the empty road. At this moment, a man came out of the alley in front of Zhuge Zhengming Zhong Lian rushed out rolling and crawling.

He yelled loudly, "Yes... there are ghosts! There are ghosts! Go find someone else and don't follow me!", while yelling, he threw something like a tablet out of his hand, as if the thing in his hand was a soldering iron Same hot.

"Bang... Boom..."

With a crisp sound, Zhuge Zhengming squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and blood slowly flowed out from between his fingers. XXXXXXXX" (you can freely imagine here), when Zhuge Zhengming yelled and scolded, blood slowly dripped onto the tablet, the tablet was cracked due to the impact on the screen, and the words on the tablet looked even more eerie because of the blood entering, Zhuge Zhengming looked left Look to the right, look up and look up and see that there is no one there, so he curiously picked up the thing that hit him badly and had a look. It’s the state of the mouse drinking for nothing, holding a knife and asking the cat where it’s going next, looking at the screen for a long time because it’s a bit too much to drink, and it’s spinning, “Wow! You smashed me with this tablet. I'm happy, hey, the words are still dancing, so hi! It feels like life has reached its peak, it feels like life has reached its climax!" Zhuge Zhengming sang while watching.

The tablet suddenly flashed a few sparks, and a machine-like human voice came out: "Because it is found that the user cannot recognize the characters, the voice function is turned on."

"Hey! It's great to have someone chatting with me now!" Zhuge Zhengming said happily with a belch.

"The system is identifying the user, please wait a moment... The system is damaged, it has been bound from blood DNA, what is your name?"

"What's my name? This is so funny... I am me, fireworks with different colors, the sky is open, and I want to be the strongest bubble!" Zhuge Zhengming cheered himself up again. . .

"The system cannot be recognized...system error..." The tablet flashed a few more sparks "The system automatically defaults to me as the user name"

"What me, yours, I said I am me, you are not me!"

"The system defaults that you are me, and my name is me."

"Forget it, can you play movies? It would be cool if you could play two together!"

"Hello, this system is an experimental technology in the future. I tried to travel to other worlds to learn feedback for the health of future people. Because I was misunderstood more than 1000 times and was thrown away, the system was seriously damaged. Check that the playback function is still intact. Give me now Randomly play movies and TV shows.”

"There's so much nonsense, play it quickly, Ouye!" Ouye Zhengming swayed his feet left and right like ice skates.

"According to my arrangement, the recently popular Sea X King and Avenger X alliance have been played."

"When was your arrangement? It was obviously my arrangement, it was me!" Ouye Zhengming shouted
"Yes, Follow My Orders Played"

In this way, Ouye quarreled with the tablet computer for about ten minutes, leaning on the wall and kicking heavily.

"According to the future settings, these two worlds can provide users with a reference for time travel, please let me choose..."

"You choose? What would you choose? I haven't chosen yet!" Zhuge Zhengming unbuttoned his belt while talking, "No, let's sing a song first after drinking too much, hehe! No...one Why can’t you untie the trousers with your hands, two hands are better.” Zhuge Zhengming didn’t notice for a moment that the tablet in the other hand fell to the ground, and a shiny parabola fell beside the electric pole, and the liquid Just when it splashed onto the top of the tablet, a lot of sparks suddenly flashed from the tablet.

"The system is wrong, the system is wrong, there is a short circuit in the whole, please repair it in time!" Then the current went along the liquid to Zhuge Zhengming, Zhuge Zhengming felt dizzy and held his hand on the electric pole next to him, so that the current was connected to the wire again The pole, Zhuge Zhengming's whole body trembled, and the wires attracted currents from all directions. Half of the town was dark, and Zhuge Zhengming also bounced to the ground and trembled.

The tablet on the ground also kept flashing sparks, "The system is about to crash, and the life value of the bound user continues to decline, and the user is about to be forcibly traversed to rescue the user!"

"It's me, not you...!" Zhuge Zhengming said to the tablet in a weak voice while lying on the ground.

"Countdown through time... 10... 9... 8... 7... error, system error forced start, random delivery!"

"Boom!" The tablet exploded with a loud bang, and Zhuge Zhengming also died.

The next day's headlines read "Frustrated young man dies after drunkenly urinating on pole and causing town
Blockbuster blackout! "Then there were many more patrols on the roads in the town, and monitoring was installed at the intersections.

(End of this chapter)