Marvel middlemen

Chapter 349 349. Stupid Bird. Part [-]

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"Huh~~~ I finally found it, the stupid bird without hair."

Putting down the things she was holding in both hands, Jane wiped her face with the rag around her neck, and then looked at the big bird flying down from the cliff not far away.

thump.

Sitting down, she took out a crude wooden bottle from her backpack and opened it to drink. She was so tired, hot and tired, and her clothes were soaked in sweat.In order to bring the prince of Asgard and her boyfriend, Jane spent a while making a small scooter.

The two wheels were picked up, as were the nails on the plank. She only needed to use stones to put these broken things together, which was very tiring for Jane, who was a novice carpenter.

He even thought about whether to simply leave Thor in place and leave by himself.

But in the end she still chose to take this cheat, there is no other reason, nor is it because of emotional reasons, but if she meets a dinosaur, it is equivalent to a life.

Leave Thor behind and have time to run while the dinosaurs eat him.

This is what Hela told her, use everything available to save her own life first, and only by living can there be hope.

Although Jane has entered the dungeon many times, it is a pity that the explosion rate of the source of funnyness is really 'too high'!I don't know if it's because of Thor or herself, the two of them haven't seen each other once, so she is still an 'ordinary person' who has only undergone a short training.

However, their physical fitness is stronger than that of other compatriots. There are many such ordinary people in Asgard. When they go to Earth, they will become powerful Hercules.

Jane is a little different from them. She has been washed by Odin's divine power. Others don't have this kind of treatment, so her growth rate is very high.

but!No matter how high the growth rate is, she can't stand up to the cheating teammates. God knows how she dragged the scooter all the way here, and the fresh dinosaur shit on it has dried up!
For safety, Jane wrapped a pile of dinosaur excrement with leaves and surrounded the cart, which can effectively prevent wild boars from attacking.

The one in the shit circle is naturally Zongzi Thor. He is awake at the moment. He woke up not long after being carried on the small cart, but his eyes were covered by leaves and he couldn’t see anything, and he couldn’t say no due to the pain of the wound. When he spoke, he could only hum.

The smell lingering around his nose is very 'sweet', so until now he doesn't need to eat, nor is he hungry. At most, when the wheels run over stones, he will make a low murmur as the vibration spreads to the wound.

He doesn't need to drink water, he doesn't talk much, and doesn't do any physical labor, just like a baby who doesn't cry or scream, lying quietly on the scooter and waiting for Jane's mother to take care of him, poor Baby Thor.

"I'm going to pick up some feathers, you stay here quietly, don't scream if the wound itch, or we will die if we attract any monsters, you know?"

After Jane's mother left a sentence, she took the leaf backpack that had just vacated and groped towards the edge of the cliff not far away. She had to sneak up, otherwise this thing that looked like a vulture would peck her fiercely.

brush---
[Almost as big as a person]
Staring at these big birds flying up and down, Jane felt flustered, her whole body could be enveloped by the spread of her wings, as well as the pair of sharp claws and crooked beak.
[don't see me]
Taking advantage of the surrounding grass, Jane slowly moved towards the edge of the cliff. There were a few whitish feathers scattered there, which should have fallen off during their moulting period.

A twig poked out from the grass, aiming at a few feathers on the ground!

And just tens of centimeters away from this thin branch, many stupid birds without hair just landed and rested.

咕咚
The other party's small head turned quickly to observe the surroundings, so that Jane didn't dare to move the branch, and the situation became stalemate.The two suns in the sky were not polite to them, and the scorching heat they radiated increased under the influence of time.

squeak---
squeak---
Ten minutes later, Jane watched the stupid birds flying away and breathed a sigh of relief, because if the stalemate continued, she might faint from the heat.There are no trees on the edge of the cliff, and the only grass can't isolate much heat. Instead, Jane is steamed in it like a pressure cooker.

The puddle on the ground that has not been evaporated is the sweat she just shed. At this time, Jane is in a daze, and her mouth is dry and dehydrated.

However, the sounds of insects around her were also reminding her that this opportunity was rare and she could not go back.

Seeing the flock of stupid birds going away together, Jane didn't care whether to hide or not, and ran quickly to the scattered feathers, but when she took the feathers and was about to go back, a new discovery made her stop again. down the steps.

"Bird's Nest!"

A few protruding dry branches on the edge of the cliff attracted her attention. It is impossible for any tree to grow on the edge of the cliff. There is only one possibility, and that is the bird's nest.

But the bird's nest is usually built in the middle of the cliff, so Jane didn't think about it, but now that there is a stupid bird's nest right in front of her.
Take a gamble, take a chance, she wants all the feathers and eggs!
Putting the feathers into the backpack, she looked down the cliff carefully, and sure enough there was a nest of stupid birds, but unfortunately there were no eggs inside, only a few quiet little female birds, not too ugly.

Um.
"I heard that the roasted bird is delicious, even if there is no egg, you can have a barbecue."

In the past few days, she has been picking up things and saving her boyfriend. Today, she dragged a small scooter all day. She hardly had a good meal. The wild boar jerky in her backpack was almost empty.

Goo.
Just as her stomach growled, Jane, with slightly red eyes, looked at the little female birds in the nest and vowed to eat barbecue.She looked up at the sky around her and made a simple noose out of dry vines and branches to make sure the birds hadn't returned.

After getting ready, Jane lay down on the ground with her legs hooked and put the noose down. The circle formed by the dry vines slowly fell towards the neck of the female bird. She wanted to ensure that the bird would be killed without making a sound!

The ignorant little bird didn't realize what it saw just now, and suddenly its neck tightened and it was difficult to breathe. Only then did the selected bird realize that it was about to die.

It fluttered its bristly wings and tried to get the brothers and sisters around to save it, but unfortunately the other little birds didn't understand what was wrong with it, and stared at it with curious eyes.

The neck was strangled and unable to make a sound, this poor bird of Jianxuan calmed down after tossing for a while, and then was slowly lifted out of the nest.

"Yes!"

Holding the dead bird as big as a chicken, Jane wanted to cheer twice, but the hunger in her stomach reminded her to hurry up.

The lasso was let down again, and another poor bird that had been chosen became a corpse.

Looking at the two chicken-sized birds in the backpack, Jane quickly withdrew her hands and swept the ground with the fresh branches she had prepared. After confirming that no trace was left, she turned around with the full bag on her back. Run into the woods.

(End of this chapter)