Across Marvel: I Lost Iron Man

Chapter 117 An Zhui
Everyone rolled their eyes at him in unison, then turned their heads and continued to watch the play.

What was being performed on the stage was the classic play "Pride and Prejudice", but instead of the famous scene about the soul, it was just a comparison chat between two ladies.

Little Spider nodded and smiled when he saw Mary Jane on the stage. Mary Jane also glanced at him calmly, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

This dead ghost finally came. She was about to finish this performance, and she thought that Peter was going to miss the appointment again.

If that's the case, she will choose the son of the boss of the Global Daily—astronaut John James.

"Sorry, give me a break, give me a break."

Just when the little spider was about to close the door, a black couple squeezed in. They were also late and were locked out by the security guards. They had planned to leave, but seeing how brave the little spider was, they directly pushed the tall and stinky Face security pushed away, and they took the opportunity to sneak in.

The little spider shrugged, found his seat and watched Mary Jane's performance with peace of mind.

The black couple sat right behind him, the auditorium was dark, and all the lights were focused on the stage.

Those who come to watch the opera are either rich or powerful, or have a bit of cultural heritage to appreciate art, or are swollen faces to pretend to be fat and get free tickets.

Obviously, the black couple belonged to the last category, and they came here with the mentality of not seeing nothing.

The two sat down and watched for less than 5 minutes before the black woman said something

"Honey, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Ok!"

His black boyfriend replied that although he couldn't understand what was being performed on the stage, the two big white girls were dressed beautifully and had elegant bodies, which was exactly the type he liked.

"Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!"

Every step the black woman takes, she has to speak in a voice that can be heard by everyone in the room. She thinks it will be polite, but her voice is a bit sharp, which makes everyone in the room very annoyed.

"Mike, keep your voice down."

His black boyfriend couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded him in a low voice.

The black woman carried a small bag on her shoulder, walked unsteadily along the stairs to the front of the stage, and then, she walked to the front of all the auditoriums in a majestic way!

"Michigan, where and what are you doing?"

The black boyfriend looked surprised, not knowing what his girlfriend was doing.

"An Zhui! An Zhui! Crooked, oily!"

The Negro woman shouted, her voice shrill.

Both Mary Jane and the actress on stage were stunned. They looked at the black woman in front of the stage and didn't know what was going on.

"Shhh-"

His black boyfriend wanted to dig a hole on the spot and bury her in it.

The black woman thought that someone else was booing her, she said aggrievedly
"Shh what shhh? I'm looking for my boyfriend!"

The little spider couldn't help but looked back at the black man and said

"Go and bring your girlfriend back!"

Just kidding, I finally came to praise the girl I like for a show, so I can't be messed up by others.

The black boyfriend nodded apologetically and whispered to the black woman
"Michigan!"

"An Zhui!"

"Michigan!"

"An Zhui!"

"Shhh-"

Already several melon eaters couldn't sit still, and they were all reminding the black woman to keep her voice down.

"Don't lie to me!"

The black woman said dissatisfied.

"I'm booing you."

The black boyfriend put his hand on his forehead helplessly.

"An Zhui! An Zhui!"

The black woman walked up the steps and began to line up to find her boyfriend. Every time she went up the steps, she would yell

"An Zhui! An Zhui! An Zhui!"

"What's wrong with you? Why can't you go back to your place and stay there?"

The black boyfriend stretched his neck hard and said.

The black woman seemed to be deaf and ignored what her black boyfriend said. She took out her mobile phone from her satchel

"Siri, call An Zhui for me"

"the vast horizon is my love
The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swinging
What kind of singing is the happiest—”

The ear-piercing bell rang, and everyone around was looking at the black boyfriend with strange eyes. If eyes could kill, the black boyfriend in front of him would already be pierced by a thousand arrows.

He connected to his mobile phone and growled in a low voice.
"Michigan, what kind of stimulus did you get—"

Before he could finish, the black woman was already yelling on the phone
"An Zhui! Crooked, oily!"

Black boyfriend has a breakdown and he yells likewise
"I'm right behind you!"

It turned out that the black woman walked around and didn't see her boyfriend. She returned to the stage and faced the stage.

she continued

"Can you video call me?"

A bald black man next to the black boyfriend couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that it was time for him to exterminate his relatives. Although it was said that black people don't beat black people, some black people were really out of the scope of human beings.

Like that black woman in front of the stage.

Black Boyfriend Says No

"No, it's very dark here, you can't see me."

Black women still sound sharp
"I know black, that's why people can't find you."

The bald black man is already gearing up.

"I'm right behind you, turn around!"

"Okay, I'll turn around now."

With that said, the black woman performed a gorgeous 360-degree Thomas rotation.

"Dam!"

The black elder brother can't stand it anymore, and no one can stand such a mentally handicapped girlfriend.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

The black boyfriend couldn't bear it anymore. This kind of large-scale social death scene made him unable to bear the pressure.

"Don't yell at me!"

The black woman is very calm. It seems that she is often treated like this by her boyfriend. She is used to it.

As long as others don't feel embarrassed, she can continue to be so embarrassed.

"Migan, have you lost your mind!"

"What do you mean?"

The black woman acted coquettishly, but coupled with her height of 1.6 meters, a barrel figure of 180 catties, and the skin that could not see her face clearly at night, it really made all the men present sick.

"Michigan!"

What else did the black boyfriend want to say, but the bald black man next to him punched him in the face, and the bald black man grabbed his clothes on the chest and said viciously
"Hey you boy, hurry up! Now! Now! Put your damn phone away!"

"Okay! Ok!"

The black boyfriend is obviously also a timid master. He didn't even have the courage to fight back when he was punched. He shivered and put his phone in his pocket.

"Oh, my God, An has grown up after you, and even dared to hang up the phone!"

The black woman, still holding her phone, walked up and down in front of the stage.

(End of this chapter)