Chapter 334

Ling Feng cleared his throat and said in an ethereal voice: "Duan Yu, first of all I want to correct your misunderstanding. There are no immortals in this world."

Duan Yu was horrified, "Why would an immortal say that? You are clearly an immortal! How can ordinary people walk on waves? How can ordinary people not touch water? How can ordinary people be surrounded by fairy mist? I have seen it with my own eyes. ! Never go wrong!"

Well this...

Ling Feng said: "I am not from this world."

Duan Yu immediately hissed, "That's right, people are in the rivers and lakes, and gods are in the Three Realms! In this world we live in, there are indeed no immortals, because immortals do not belong to this world! From this perspective, immortals , is indeed a real fairy."

shit.

Your logic...

Forget it.

There is no way to reason with scholars.

One of the characteristics of scholars is that they love to argue.

Ling Feng said helplessly: "Duan Yu, if you insist on thinking this way, then I can't help it."

Duan Yu quickly tidied up his clothes, bowed respectfully and said, "The Immortal is here, please accept Duan Yu's bow! Oh yes, before, I seemed to see that there was a female fairy beside the Immortal, I don't know... "

Ha ha.

That female fairy just couldn't stand up because of me, so don't worry about it.

Ling Feng smiled mischievously, "That fairy has been promoted to a fairy just now."

Duan Yu was shocked when he heard it!
"...What a joy this is!"

"Immortal! Please take me to experience it once! Even if it's only once!"

"As long as you can take me to experience it once, you can ask me, Duan Yu, to do anything!"

"If you don't agree, I, Duan Yu, will kneel here forever and never get up!"

shit.

No, no, it's not an option to keep this guy kneeling here.

Gotta get this guy out of here quickly.

Ling Feng cleared his throat, and said flatly, "Duan Yu, you don't have enough luck to become an immortal."

Duan Yu suddenly looked disappointed, "I knew it must be because of my poor luck..."

Ling Feng said: "Don't be in a hurry, listen to me. Although I can't take you to immortality, I can sworn brotherhood with you as a brother with a different surname."

Duan Yu was taken aback, "What? I, did I hear correctly? Immortal, you want to make a sworn vow with me?"

"Yes." Ling Feng nodded slightly.

Duan Yu gasped, "I must be dreaming, right? It must be!"

Ling Feng smiled faintly, "You are not dreaming, if you don't believe me, you can slap yourself twice to see if it hurts."

"The fairy is right!"

Duan Yu immediately slapped his round arms and gave himself a big mouth.

shit.

You are still real.

Ling Feng secretly smiled, "How?"

Duan Yu covered his red and swollen cheeks, and said excitedly: "I'm not dreaming! Hahaha! I'm really not dreaming! I sneaked out from home this time, and it turned out to be right! Not only was I lucky enough to meet a fairy this time , if I can make a sworn obeisance to an immortal, then I am really lucky!"

Ling Feng said lightly: "This matter should not be explained to outsiders."

Duan Yu nodded excitedly, "Don't worry, Immortal, I will never say anything. I, Duan Yu, have always been very strict with my mouth! Immortal, you may not know that once, a maid broke my mother's beloved porcelain bowl. I I promised to keep her secret, guess what? It’s been three days now! I’ve always been secretive and have never told the second person!”

shit.

You said it in only three days?
What, do you think I'm not human?

Oh, that's right, you really don't think I'm a human, you think I'm a fairy.

Ling Feng suddenly felt dumbfounded.

"Since you can keep the secret, let's start sworn marriage now."

"That's great, brother fairy! By the way, I haven't asked brother fairy's name yet?"

Ling Feng looked sideways at 45 degrees, and said in a faint voice: "I am, Ling Feng."

"Ling Feng..."

Duan Yu gasped in astonishment, and said, "Brother, such a powerful immortal, turns out to have such an ordinary name..."

What the hell!

Why the hell are you still complaining about me?
That’s it, brother, there’s nothing more to do!
Ling Feng was about to get angry when he heard Duan Yu continue: "My little brother thinks that Brother Xian should be called Emperor Ling Feng to be qualified for his status."

This?
Is this a form of flattery that you want to promote before suppressing it?

Tsk tsk, literati's flattering skills are awesome.

Ling Feng grinned, "Brother Duan Yu, it's an honor."

Duan Yu said with a smile: "No no, brother Xian is a matter of course!"

Ling Feng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, without further ado, let's start our sworn vows now."

"Okay Brother Xian!"

Both of them knelt down facing the east.

Duan Yu said loudly: "I, Duan Yu, the direct son of the Duan family in Dali, the nephew of Baoding Emperor Duan Zhengming, and the son of Zhennan King Duan Zhengchun, today, we sworn brothers with different surnames with the fairy brother Ling Feng! From now on, we will share blessings together. , when we are in trouble, ride together with a car, ride with a horse, don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!”

You are so long-winded.

Ling Feng cleared his throat, "Ling Feng, ditto!"

Duan Yu was taken aback for a moment, then excitedly cupped his hands towards Ling Feng, "Brother!"

"Second brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!"

The two brothers hugged each other happily.

Duan Yu asked: "I don't know what the big brother is going to do this time? If the younger brother can help, that is also the honor of the younger brother."

I am here this time mainly to take your throne...

"Ahem," Ling Feng smiled faintly, "To tell the truth, my second brother, I am here this time mainly to save the common people in the world."

"Sure enough!" Duan Yu slapped his thigh, "I knew it! It's said in the books, but any immortal who descends to earth must be the mission of the heavenly general to save the common people in Liming! Brother, tell me, how can I help?"

Ling Feng said: "Second brother, I'm afraid if I say anything, you will be in trouble."

Duan Yu said with a smile: "Little brother, how could it be difficult for me to save the common people in the world? Don't think that I have no strength to restrain a chicken, and I don't know any martial arts, but I have a hot heart! If you don't believe me, come and touch it, brother." touch!"

Ahem... Brother, don't make trouble.

Ling Feng quickly waved his hand and said, "Second brother, why don't I believe you?"

"Then please tell me, brother! How can my little brother help you?"

"Actually, it's very simple. I want you... Where did you come from, and where do you go back."

"Ah?" Duan Yu was dumbfounded, "Brother...why did you suddenly scold me? Is it because the little brother is not doing well enough? The little brother is so passionate about the big brother, if you don't believe me, touch it!"

Ling Feng quickly said: "No, no, what I mean is, you go home and inherit the throne of Dali."

Duan Yu smiled wryly and said: "Brother, this is too difficult, I escaped from home with great difficulty! You don't know how difficult it is for me to escape, for a handsome, elegant and suave person like me, in In Dali City, anyone who sees me will know that I am the little prince! I have put on makeup and dressed up as a woman, so I managed to escape. If I go back, my parents will know that I am dressed as a woman Anyone who escapes must break my legs!"

shit.

It turned out to be a lady boss!
Disrespect, disrespect!
Ling Feng said with a smile: "Second brother, the world is in chaos and turmoil. Only if you inherit the throne of Dali, can I use Dali to pacify the world. You are not helping me anymore, you are saving the common people in the world!"

Duan Yu was taken aback immediately, "Brother is right! Confucius said to be benevolent, Meng said to be righteous, and scholars of my generation should be poor so that we can be alone, and if we are rich, we should benefit the world! This is..."

Ling Feng interrupted: "Just say, okay?"

Duan Yu smiled wryly, "Brother, it's not impossible, it's just... I just came out, and it's been less than half a day, let alone a seven-day tour, it's not enough for a one-day tour. Brother, at least let me finish visiting Wuliang Mountain ? At least, let me take a tour of Jianhu.”

Ling Feng sighed faintly, "Okay, I won't make it difficult for you. I originally had a bag of fairy beans here that I wanted to give to you—"

As he said that, Ling Feng took out a bag of colorful chocolate mousse beans from his Qiankun bag.

Duan Yu's eyes straightened immediately, "Brother, this is... Immortal Bean? It really deserves its reputation! My Duan family in Dali is also well-informed, and there are many rare pills in the palace, but this kind of Immortal Bean, I am still the first See you for the first time!"

Ling Feng sighed: "Forget it, I'll give it to someone who is destined."

Duan Yu hurriedly said: "Brother, am I not your predestined person? Don't you just want me to go back to Dali? Don't you just want me to help you save the world? Brother, please give me the celestial beans, and I will go back right away." !"

Ling Feng said: "Forget it, second brother, lest you think I am using fairy beans to trick you."

Duan Yu said anxiously: "How could it be? Big Brother is doing it for my own good! It's just... Big Brother, I'm just the son of Dali. My uncle Duan Zhengming is the Emperor of Dali. Behind him is my father Zhennan King Duan Zhengchun. , even if I go back now, it will not be my turn to take power."

Ling Feng smiled and said: "No hurry, after you go back, there will definitely be a chance."

Duan Yu quickly asked: "What opportunity?"

Ling Feng said vaguely: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."

Duan Yu took a deep breath, lowered his voice and said, "Brother, you don't mean to let me..."

Duan Yu gestured a beheading action.

shit.

You scholars, there are so many dramas!
(End of this chapter)

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