Myriad Realms: Opening Decisive Battle at Bright Summit

Chapter 156 Only men understand the fun of men!

Chapter 156 Only men understand the fun of men!

"The system prompts that you have triggered a hidden mission."

"Be sworn sworn brothers with Zhou Botong, and learn how to fight left and right."

"Complete the hidden mission, and you will get rich rewards."

"If you fail the task, you will be punished twice."

"You have five seconds to decide whether to accept the hidden mission?"

What the hell!

This time I'm really going to be sworn brothers with Zhou Botong!

It seems that Ying Gu has to take care of this mess.

Ling Feng weighed it quickly, and immediately said with his mind: Accept.

At this time, Ying Gu closed her eyes in pain and loneliness.

Li Mochou took out a silver needle and prepared to kill Yinggu.

"Wait a minute." Ling Feng said, "Don't kill her."

"Okay, Feng Lang." Li Mochou immediately put away the silver needle.

Ying Gu slowly opened her eyes, and said with a wry smile, "I've tasted bitterness in the world all my life, and now I'm over a hundred years old, and I just want to live with Bo Tong peacefully and walk through the last part of my life peacefully. It's a pity... Heaven still won't let me go. I don't need you to pity me, just kill me."

Ling Feng sighed, "Gu Ying, take me to Baihua Valley to find Zhou Botong, I can help you."

Ying Gu said in surprise: "Ling Feng, is what you said true? Are you really willing to help me?"

Seeing Ling Feng nodding, Ying Gu fell to her knees directly, "Brother Ling, if you can really convince Botong to be with me, Ying Gu will be a cow and a horse in the next life, and tie a straw to hold a ring, and I will repay you in case!"

Li Mochou said coldly: "It's fine to form a grass ring, it's enough for my family Feng Lang to have our senior sisters."

"Yes!" Ying Gu hurriedly said with a smile on her face, "Then let's leave now?"

Ling Feng nodded and said, "Okay, please ask Ying Gu to lead the way."

Three hours later.

Yinggu brought Ling Feng and others to the cave in Baihua Valley.

The cave was blocked by a boulder, leaving only a small opening the size of a palm.

Ying Gu sighed and said, "Berton locked himself inside, and refused to see me no matter what he said——Berton, Botong! Look who I brought here? It's your sworn brother Ling Feng!"

"What? My sworn brother Ling Feng is here?" There was a burst of childlike excited shouts from the cave.

"Wait! That's not right! Who is Ling Feng? My old naughty boy didn't sworn brothers?"

"Hmph, Ying Gu, are you trying to trick my old urchin into moving the boulder for you? Do you really think I'm a three-year-old kid?"

"Botong! I didn't lie to you, come out and have a look, it's really you who sworn brother Ling Feng!" Ying Gu was about to cry.

"Ahem..." Ling Feng was full of embarrassment, "Gu Ying, I told you a long time ago that I'm really not the sworn brother of the old naughty boy, do you believe me now?"

"What, you..." Ying Gu said with a face full of despair: "I thought I would see Botong again, this is the end!"

Ling Feng said: "That's not necessarily the case. Although I'm not the old naughty boy's sworn brother, I can still help you get him out."

Ying Gu said happily: "That's right! Brother Ling Feng, your martial arts skills are world-class, and it's not difficult to blow away this boulder! Then you should do it quickly!"

The boulder at the entrance of the cave was about two meters high, and with Ling Feng's internal strength, it could indeed be smashed into pieces.

However, even if it is broken, it is useless. If Zhou Botong didn't really want to come out, Ling Feng still couldn't keep Zhou Botong, let alone make a sworn vow with him and learn his left and right fighting skills.

To deal with an old naughty boy like Zhou Botong, you can't force it, you have to grasp his weakness of eating and playing.

Ling Feng smiled calmly, and then took out a lot of snacks from his Qiankun bag, "No hurry, Yinggu, try my local specialties, Mochou, Longer, Lingbo, Wushuang, you all come and eat some too. "

Ying Gu said impatiently: "Brother Ling, I don't want to eat it! Eh, what is this?"

Li Mochou sneered, "Never seen this before? This is Xizhilang."

"What kind of wolf do you like?"

"It's Xizhilang's jelly! Hey, you'll know when you try it."

With a flick of her hand, Li Mochou tore open the wrapper with her internal force.

Yinggu took it carefully and took a sip, then hissed, "There is such a crystal clear and soft thing in the world!"

Xiao Longnv tore open a pack of marshmallows, "If it's soft and glutinous, Ying Gu, you should try this."

"Wow! So sweet!" Ying Gu exclaimed.

"If you talk about sweetness, you should try this condensed milk."

"Wow! It's delicious!"

"Hehe, if you're talking about fragrance, you should try Weilong Spicy Tiao."

"Hiss... This, this, this is too delicious!" Ying Gu shouted excitedly.

Zhou Botong in the cave heard the commotion outside, and couldn't help putting his old face to the mouth of the palm-sized hole, "Tell me to see, tell me to see! Tsk tsk, I, an old urchin, have never seen these things before! Gu Ying Ying Gu, give me one to taste!"

Ying Gu was startled, then tremblingly said: "Good! Good!"

Ying Gu picked up a spicy stick and sent it in from the entrance of the cave.

Zhou Botong took a bite, "Wow! It's so spicy! It's so fragrant! It's really delicious! Give me another one! Hurry up!"

Ying Gu happily picked up a bag, and was about to hand it to Zhou Botong, but Ling Feng stopped her halfway.

Ling Feng smiled and said: "Zhou Botong, if you want to eat, you can come out to eat, as long as you come out, these snacks are all yours."

"Really! Okay, okay, I'll—" Zhou Botong suddenly stopped, "Cut, you want to coax me out? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child? Hmph, it's just a stutter, I, Zhou Botong, have already practiced the supreme magic , even if I don’t eat for a month, I won’t die of hunger! Hmph! If you want me to go out, I won’t go out! I won’t go out!”

Ying Gu said eagerly: "Botong! Come out! I'll give you another spicy stick!"

However, Ling Feng waved his hand and loudly said deliberately: "It's just right if he doesn't come out, there are only so many snacks, if he comes out, we won't have anything to eat."

Ying Gu said: "But! My share can be given to Berton."

Ling Feng smiled and said, "No need, I'll eat your portion for you. Tsk tsk, Weilong spicy noodles, the more you eat, the more delicious it is."

Zhou Botong's saliva in the cave was about to flow out, but he still insisted: "Hmph, you are just trying to trick me out with delicious food, and I tell you, there is no way!"

Ling Feng and others immediately sat at the entrance of the cave and ate up a lot of snacks.

Zhou Botong was so angry that he scratched his head and scratched his head, "You, you really won't let me stay at all! Ahhhhh!"

Ling Feng sneered and said, "I gave you a chance."

Zhou Botong said angrily: "Humph, it's okay to eat it all. Then I won't go out!"

Ling Feng fumbled around in the Qiankun bag, "Hey, I still have a toy here. Look, this is Ultraman Tiga! There is also Ultraman Zero! There is also a Hulk! Ultraman Fight against the Hulk! Biu~biu~biu~ Iron Man is here too! Damn! Spiderman is here too! Ultraman is going to be overwhelmed, and Ultraman Gauss and Ultraman Dyna also appear! They Combine with Ultraman Zero and become Ultraman Saiga! The Avengers can't stand it anymore!"

"What, what? Those statue-like villains are so interesting!" Zhou Botong eagerly stuck to the palm-sized hole, "You all stay away! I can't see it!"

Ling Feng deliberately stepped aside so that Zhou Botong could see it.

"Wow! It's Godzilla and King Kong now! Will they help the Avengers? No! They fought first by themselves! The whole scene is chaotic and out of control!"

"Wow! The mechas from Pacific Rim have appeared, and they want to stop Godzilla and King Kong! However, with the appearance of the mechas, the situation seems to be even more out of control!"

"At a critical moment, Superman appeared! Biu~biu~ His eyes can emit laser light! But he was caught by Ultraman Saiga...and eaten! Wow! Is this an attacking giant!"

"It doesn't matter, the beautiful goddess Athena has appeared with the saints!"

"The Saint Seiya has been wiped out! Goddess Athena has been arrested!"

"Ultraman Saiga is so strong. He eats, eats, eats, and eats all the superheroes!"

"The world is about to end!"

"Who else can come and save the goddess!?"

"I! I! I'm coming!" Zhou Botong yelled, smashing the boulder blocking the entrance of the cave with his palm, and jumped out.

Without further ado, Zhou Botong grabbed the Iron Man doll that fell on the ground, and slammed it hard, knocking away the fit Ultraman Saiga!

Ling Feng handed the doll of Athena to Zhou Botong, and said solemnly: "Young man, congratulations, you saved the goddess."

"Huh! Haha! It's fun, it's fun! It's so fun!" Zhou Botong let out a long breath.

All the women present were dumbfounded, and they didn't understand where the coolness was!
Ling Feng smiled lightly.

Men's fun, only men understand.

(End of this chapter)

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