Chapter 50
At this moment, Guan Guanming is on the stairs, and I have encountered the first hurdle of marrying a bride.
"I heard that Colonel Guan is good at both literature and martial arts. I'm not good at martial arts, but this essay is comparable to the others."
As Xiong Wenwen's third uncle, Xiong Guoli used to be a professor at a university. In today's world, he only has this little thing to show off.
"Haha, third uncle, come on, I don't know what questions you keep asking me."
"Third uncle doesn't make it difficult for you. I have a pair of couplets here. If you match, you will pass this level. If you don't match, then you have to drink the five bottles of wine behind me in one go. how".
Hearing Xiong Guoli's words through the wall, Xiong Wenwen gritted her teeth.Isn't this embarrassing for Guan Ming? How could he do that.
"The third uncle is really, it's because women are not fun anymore, or the girl can't satisfy him, so he insists on coming here to stir up trouble"
But Xiong Wenwen was worried, but Guan Shangming, the person involved, smiled and nodded in agreement.
"Third Uncle, please come up with the Shanglian, I'll give it a try"
"Okay, it's not bad that he is the son-in-law of my Xiong's family, come on, let's make a couplet"
As Xiong Guoli's voice fell, the scantily clad woman behind her pulled out a couplet that had been prepared in advance.
I saw twelve large characters written on the red paper.
'The magpie branch persuades joy, but can't bear the red head and white hall'
The moment they saw this couplet, several officers behind Guan Shangming were taken aback. Is it so difficult?They thought it was just a random couplet, but they didn't expect the other party to play it for real.
Guan Shangming also frowned, not because of the difficulty of the couplet, but because of the connotation hidden in the couplet.
This is the final warning to him to close Ming, and it is best not to mess around, so as not to end up in the red-headed White Hall.
"Hehe, the red-headed White Hall, the red-headed old man is not rare, I don't know who this White Hall is for."
Although he thought so in his heart, Guan Shangming said with a wry smile on his face that he didn't know what was going on.
"Third uncle, this is too difficult for you, how can you bully people like this?"
"Haha, third uncle doesn't make things difficult for you. You choose four of the five bottles of wine, and third uncle will accompany you with one bottle. Look at it like this"
Guan Shangming looked at the four bottles of liquor beside Xiong Guoli. If he really drank it, no matter what plans he had today, his work would be in vain.
Xiong Guotao's guess was correct. With Guan Shangming's personality, if the big wedding is really completed today, then he will really be tied down by the Xiong family.
'This Xiong family is really good at calculating. They still have double insurance. It's a big deal, so they are cautious enough.But you still underestimate the talent of the master'
"Hey, third uncle, if I drink these four bottles of wine, I'm afraid I won't even be able to enter the bridal chamber today, can you bear it?"
Xiong Guoli laughed and said nothing when he heard the words, but he still didn't mean to move away.
"Okay, then I can only give it a try, after all, I don't want Wenwen to guard the bridal chamber by herself."
Guan Shangming said helplessly, his mind began to spin wildly, not to mention the connotation of this couplet, even if it is superficial, it is still a difficult couplet.
'Magpie' and 'Persuasion' have to match each other, and they have to match the occasion. As for the red-headed and white hall in the back, it is better.
After contemplating for a long time, Guan Shangming finally had a smile on his face, and the others were also surprised when they saw this. Could it be that Guan Shangming could really come up with a suitable second line in just ten minutes.
Just listen to Guan Guanming's loud voice.
"The koi dragon gate is facing the brocade, and I don't want yellow lights and blue shadows"
Everyone was shocked when they heard the words. Although they didn't understand much, they felt very catchy when they heard Guan Shangming's second line.
Xiong Guoli listened to Guan Shangming's words, lowered his head and pondered for a while, his face full of disbelief, this kid was really matched, and the same occasion.
And by the way, he flattered their Xiong's family. This Longmen is talking about their Xiong's family.
The koi crosses the dragon gate, doesn't it mean that he shuts himself up and marries Xiong Wenwen today, that means the carp leaps the dragon gate and faces a lot of beauty and wealth.
And it's also very neat, 'koi' and 'magpie' are both festive animals, the persuasion of persuasion, and the magpie of magpie have similar pronunciations, but they are not homophonic.
One is 'quan' and one is 'que'.And near the Pro, and Koi's carp.
The pronunciation is also similar.As for the last half of the sentence, there is nothing to choose, even better than his original Shanglian.
After all, his Shanglian is for connotation to warn Guan Shangming, while Guan Shangming's "Yellow Light and Green Shadow" has a feeling of loneliness.
It was to express his heart, he didn't want to get drunk, and he didn't want Xiong Wenwen to spend alone in the bridal chamber.
The most important thing is that there is another trap in the first couplet, that is, the "Xi" at the end of the first paragraph rhymes with the "Hall" at the end.
And the "Jin" and "Shadow" in "Koi Dragon Gate Linjin, Don't Want Yellow Lights and Green Shadows" also happen to be on top.
"The koi dragon gate is facing the brocade, don't want yellow lights and blue shadows, good, good, good"
Xiong Guoli repeated Guan Shangming's second line, and couldn't help applauding. In fact, another layer of his applause meant that he could see the connotation from this second line.
"Guan Shangming is telling me that he has absolutely no other intentions, he just wants to jump the dragon gate and hug the beauty"
Thinking of this, Xiong Guoli moved out of the way, and nodded to indicate that Guan Shangming had passed his test and could pick up the bride.
Guan Shangming let out a long breath, he didn't expect the wife to be so tired, after he went up the stairs, he saw that the floor leading to the bride's residence was filled with countless wine glasses.
'Damn it' No matter how high Guan Shangming's ideological awareness is, he still has to swear in his heart, otherwise he is afraid that he will suffocate to death.
"It seems that the Xiong family really didn't plan to marry Xiong Wenwen soberly."
Guan Shangming had guessed what the Xiong family meant, and both parties knew that if they really wanted to do something, it would only happen today, otherwise he would have no chance.
Guan Shangming doesn't really want to live with Xiong Wenwen.
His eyes whirled, he immediately took care of it, and without speaking, he picked up the quilt that was on the ground and began to pour it into his mouth, complaining while drinking.
"Wenwen, you have to treat me better in the future, with so much alcohol, I guess I will die outside your door."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you into the bridal chamber today, so I'm sorry for you"
After shutting down and drinking five glasses of wine, even with his devil fruit ability user's physique, he was a little dizzy, which made it even more miserable.
But he was muttering 'open the door quickly, open the door quickly' in his heart, he knew that Xiong Wenwen absolutely couldn't bear him like this.
Sure enough, just as the eighth glass of wine was about to be lifted, the door opened, and a very small person came out.
"Don't drink, don't drink, you're going to make me cry"
Xiong Feifei's round face, paired with a milky voice, looked very cute. He said to Guan Shangming with a strong sense of displeasure.
But after all his sister confessed, he had to do it.
"Okay, come and pass my level, if you can pass my level, then my sister will belong to you from now on"
Xiong Feifei said fiercely, only Guan Shangming knew how terrifying the villain in front of him was, not only powerful, but also extremely cruel, but he listened to Xiong Wenwen very much.
"Okay, Feifei, I don't know what you need to do to pass this level, hiccup"
Guan Shangming looked drunk, hiccupped for a long time, and asked cooperatively.
"My level is relatively simple, as long as you can push open the door in my hand, it will be considered that you have passed."
Xiong Feifei said with a smile, and then closed the door heavily.As a result, Xiong Feifei met his sister's cold eyes as soon as he entered the door.
But he did not compromise, because this mission was arranged by his father, Xiong Guotao, in order for him to try Guan Shangming's strength.
If he drank all the wine before closing the Ming, then he would sell Xiong Wenwen's face and open the door after pretending, but if he closed the Ming and didn't drink, then he must not let it go, this was his father's death order.
I have to say that Xiong's family is really meticulous. It is just a process of marrying a bride, but they have arranged every step in detail, and they are constantly testing and closing.
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, Guan Guanming is on the stairs, and I have encountered the first hurdle of marrying a bride.
"I heard that Colonel Guan is good at both literature and martial arts. I'm not good at martial arts, but this essay is comparable to the others."
As Xiong Wenwen's third uncle, Xiong Guoli used to be a professor at a university. In today's world, he only has this little thing to show off.
"Haha, third uncle, come on, I don't know what questions you keep asking me."
"Third uncle doesn't make it difficult for you. I have a pair of couplets here. If you match, you will pass this level. If you don't match, then you have to drink the five bottles of wine behind me in one go. how".
Hearing Xiong Guoli's words through the wall, Xiong Wenwen gritted her teeth.Isn't this embarrassing for Guan Ming? How could he do that.
"The third uncle is really, it's because women are not fun anymore, or the girl can't satisfy him, so he insists on coming here to stir up trouble"
But Xiong Wenwen was worried, but Guan Shangming, the person involved, smiled and nodded in agreement.
"Third Uncle, please come up with the Shanglian, I'll give it a try"
"Okay, it's not bad that he is the son-in-law of my Xiong's family, come on, let's make a couplet"
As Xiong Guoli's voice fell, the scantily clad woman behind her pulled out a couplet that had been prepared in advance.
I saw twelve large characters written on the red paper.
'The magpie branch persuades joy, but can't bear the red head and white hall'
The moment they saw this couplet, several officers behind Guan Shangming were taken aback. Is it so difficult?They thought it was just a random couplet, but they didn't expect the other party to play it for real.
Guan Shangming also frowned, not because of the difficulty of the couplet, but because of the connotation hidden in the couplet.
This is the final warning to him to close Ming, and it is best not to mess around, so as not to end up in the red-headed White Hall.
"Hehe, the red-headed White Hall, the red-headed old man is not rare, I don't know who this White Hall is for."
Although he thought so in his heart, Guan Shangming said with a wry smile on his face that he didn't know what was going on.
"Third uncle, this is too difficult for you, how can you bully people like this?"
"Haha, third uncle doesn't make things difficult for you. You choose four of the five bottles of wine, and third uncle will accompany you with one bottle. Look at it like this"
Guan Shangming looked at the four bottles of liquor beside Xiong Guoli. If he really drank it, no matter what plans he had today, his work would be in vain.
Xiong Guotao's guess was correct. With Guan Shangming's personality, if the big wedding is really completed today, then he will really be tied down by the Xiong family.
'This Xiong family is really good at calculating. They still have double insurance. It's a big deal, so they are cautious enough.But you still underestimate the talent of the master'
"Hey, third uncle, if I drink these four bottles of wine, I'm afraid I won't even be able to enter the bridal chamber today, can you bear it?"
Xiong Guoli laughed and said nothing when he heard the words, but he still didn't mean to move away.
"Okay, then I can only give it a try, after all, I don't want Wenwen to guard the bridal chamber by herself."
Guan Shangming said helplessly, his mind began to spin wildly, not to mention the connotation of this couplet, even if it is superficial, it is still a difficult couplet.
'Magpie' and 'Persuasion' have to match each other, and they have to match the occasion. As for the red-headed and white hall in the back, it is better.
After contemplating for a long time, Guan Shangming finally had a smile on his face, and the others were also surprised when they saw this. Could it be that Guan Shangming could really come up with a suitable second line in just ten minutes.
Just listen to Guan Guanming's loud voice.
"The koi dragon gate is facing the brocade, and I don't want yellow lights and blue shadows"
Everyone was shocked when they heard the words. Although they didn't understand much, they felt very catchy when they heard Guan Shangming's second line.
Xiong Guoli listened to Guan Shangming's words, lowered his head and pondered for a while, his face full of disbelief, this kid was really matched, and the same occasion.
And by the way, he flattered their Xiong's family. This Longmen is talking about their Xiong's family.
The koi crosses the dragon gate, doesn't it mean that he shuts himself up and marries Xiong Wenwen today, that means the carp leaps the dragon gate and faces a lot of beauty and wealth.
And it's also very neat, 'koi' and 'magpie' are both festive animals, the persuasion of persuasion, and the magpie of magpie have similar pronunciations, but they are not homophonic.
One is 'quan' and one is 'que'.And near the Pro, and Koi's carp.
The pronunciation is also similar.As for the last half of the sentence, there is nothing to choose, even better than his original Shanglian.
After all, his Shanglian is for connotation to warn Guan Shangming, while Guan Shangming's "Yellow Light and Green Shadow" has a feeling of loneliness.
It was to express his heart, he didn't want to get drunk, and he didn't want Xiong Wenwen to spend alone in the bridal chamber.
The most important thing is that there is another trap in the first couplet, that is, the "Xi" at the end of the first paragraph rhymes with the "Hall" at the end.
And the "Jin" and "Shadow" in "Koi Dragon Gate Linjin, Don't Want Yellow Lights and Green Shadows" also happen to be on top.
"The koi dragon gate is facing the brocade, don't want yellow lights and blue shadows, good, good, good"
Xiong Guoli repeated Guan Shangming's second line, and couldn't help applauding. In fact, another layer of his applause meant that he could see the connotation from this second line.
"Guan Shangming is telling me that he has absolutely no other intentions, he just wants to jump the dragon gate and hug the beauty"
Thinking of this, Xiong Guoli moved out of the way, and nodded to indicate that Guan Shangming had passed his test and could pick up the bride.
Guan Shangming let out a long breath, he didn't expect the wife to be so tired, after he went up the stairs, he saw that the floor leading to the bride's residence was filled with countless wine glasses.
'Damn it' No matter how high Guan Shangming's ideological awareness is, he still has to swear in his heart, otherwise he is afraid that he will suffocate to death.
"It seems that the Xiong family really didn't plan to marry Xiong Wenwen soberly."
Guan Shangming had guessed what the Xiong family meant, and both parties knew that if they really wanted to do something, it would only happen today, otherwise he would have no chance.
Guan Shangming doesn't really want to live with Xiong Wenwen.
His eyes whirled, he immediately took care of it, and without speaking, he picked up the quilt that was on the ground and began to pour it into his mouth, complaining while drinking.
"Wenwen, you have to treat me better in the future, with so much alcohol, I guess I will die outside your door."
"I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you into the bridal chamber today, so I'm sorry for you"
After shutting down and drinking five glasses of wine, even with his devil fruit ability user's physique, he was a little dizzy, which made it even more miserable.
But he was muttering 'open the door quickly, open the door quickly' in his heart, he knew that Xiong Wenwen absolutely couldn't bear him like this.
Sure enough, just as the eighth glass of wine was about to be lifted, the door opened, and a very small person came out.
"Don't drink, don't drink, you're going to make me cry"
Xiong Feifei's round face, paired with a milky voice, looked very cute. He said to Guan Shangming with a strong sense of displeasure.
But after all his sister confessed, he had to do it.
"Okay, come and pass my level, if you can pass my level, then my sister will belong to you from now on"
Xiong Feifei said fiercely, only Guan Shangming knew how terrifying the villain in front of him was, not only powerful, but also extremely cruel, but he listened to Xiong Wenwen very much.
"Okay, Feifei, I don't know what you need to do to pass this level, hiccup"
Guan Shangming looked drunk, hiccupped for a long time, and asked cooperatively.
"My level is relatively simple, as long as you can push open the door in my hand, it will be considered that you have passed."
Xiong Feifei said with a smile, and then closed the door heavily.As a result, Xiong Feifei met his sister's cold eyes as soon as he entered the door.
But he did not compromise, because this mission was arranged by his father, Xiong Guotao, in order for him to try Guan Shangming's strength.
If he drank all the wine before closing the Ming, then he would sell Xiong Wenwen's face and open the door after pretending, but if he closed the Ming and didn't drink, then he must not let it go, this was his father's death order.
I have to say that Xiong's family is really meticulous. It is just a process of marrying a bride, but they have arranged every step in detail, and they are constantly testing and closing.
(End of this chapter)
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