I may be a pseudo-scholar

Chapter 94 Chinese is the most difficult
This is how Bai Xue felt when he took the college entrance examination.He had no desire for the college entrance examination itself. He just wanted to complete the task and win the title of provincial champion.

As the saying goes: Ming people don't pretend to be coercive, even if they learn in vain, they can't escape the vulgarity.

Soon, it's time to enter the examination room.

After being inspected by security, the candidates came to the playground.

First, the beautiful teacher warms up the show.

Then the person in charge of the invigilation organizes discipline.

Then, a teacher with a loud voice took a microphone and dispatched the students into the battlefield.

Bai Xue followed the flow of people and entered the teaching building.This is the teaching building for the first year of high school. Although the last time Bai Xue came here was two years ago, after all, he was taking exams at his alma mater, so it seemed more comfortable to be familiar with this location.When I arrived at the entrance of the examination room, I put down my schoolbag, turned around and entered the toilet with my admission ticket and some stationery.

As the saying goes: Pee before the exam and you will perform well in the exam!I didn't pee before the exam, my bladder burst.

There was once a person who would not go to the toilet before the college entrance examination, but he was extremely nervous during the exam, and his bladder was quickly filled with the urge to urinate.

In the end, the egg exploded and died.

Bai Xue doesn't want to be like him, whose body enters the tomb before the spirit reaches Mizuki.Although it is said that the probability of urinating and exploding is very low, everyone thought so before it exploded.

After emptying his bladder, Bai Xue entered the examination room. After the female teacher searched intimately, he quietly found his seat and sat down.He pissed so loudly that the heavens and the earth were crying ghosts and gods, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and the sun and the moon were indistinguishable, so that when he entered the examination room, it was already close to the examination time.

Not long after sitting down, the invigilator walked up to the podium with a serious expression.

The faces of all the candidates were trembling, some pretended to be calm and their legs shook so that they took off, and some seemed to have no fluctuations in their hearts but actually their faces twitched to the point of paralysis.

The invigilator first showed the test paper and confirmed that it had just been opened. Then, in the atmosphere of fearlessness in the entire examination room, he distributed the answer sheets.

The first subject is Chinese.Some people say that Chinese in high school is the simplest, without the tedious classification and discussion of mathematics, the maddening force analysis of physics, and the unimaginable primary battery equation of chemistry.However, Bai Xue believed that this man was farting.

Can you get full marks in simple Chinese?The language is simple and you can write 60 in your composition?

All real academic masters know that Chinese is the most difficult thing.

Let's analyze it: Mathematics can get a full score, and science can get a score of 300, but what about Chinese?Not to mention one hundred and fifty, even if you get a score of 140 in the test, it will be a big deal.

There is a saying that chickens peck each other with their mouths, and roosters bite each other with their paws.Xueba fights for points, not mathematics, physics and chemistry, but Chinese.

Among the teachers, there is a playful saying: learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, travel all over the world, if you are strong in Chinese, you will win the champion.

And in the college entrance examination, the only thing that Bai Xue paid a little attention to was this Chinese!

With the ringing of a bell, the test papers were distributed by the invigilators and passed to the hands of the door-to-door.This is not a gift of brain gold for the Chinese New Year, but for going to the battlefield, and what is given to you is your death talisman.

Bai Xue took a look at the test paper and shook his head lightly. The students around him who took the college entrance examination frowned slightly and let out a slight sigh.

"This is too simple..."

(End of this chapter)