I may be a pseudo-scholar

Chapter 263 The Indiscriminate Confession Balloon

The dignified director of the Propaganda Department of Mizuki University, well, the minister who is about to retire, actually encouraged others to discuss his appearance on such a formal occasion?
If it wasn't for Wang Weiwei's status and the fact that she couldn't hear anything chattering on stage, the student council teacher who came to participate in the competition even wanted to invite this minister out and let her be a reporter.

"Professor Bao, is Professor Kong still here?" The teacher from the logistics department walked to the old man Bao and asked in a low voice.

Bao Guangliang was very calm, his tone revealed affirmation, and his eyes frequently flickered among the students in the audience.

"That's right, it hasn't come yet."

"..." The teacher from the logistics department choked.

nonsense!I don't know yet?

What the hell I want to ask is when I will come!
It's almost noon!Those who do logistics also need to eat, okay?
It is said that the logistics are hard and the logistics are tiring, but it is not true at all.Because after the game, the logistics personnel are the last to leave, and they also need to clean up and inspect the venue.

The logistics teacher is uncomfortable!If things go on like this, he can only eat lunch in this conference hall at noon.He also wants to go to the cafeteria to try the tomato buns that Lao Guo recommended to him!
"Professor Kong, what's the matter today?" The teacher in the logistics department asked weakly.In principle, he shouldn't ask such a question, but for the good lunch at noon, he went all out.

"It's okay, I'm just stuck on the third ring road." Bao Guangliang shook his head while looking at a student.

The one locked by Bao Guangliang's eyes was the young man who uttered wild words——Wu Bin.

Wu Bin is also very nervous!Could it be that the old man found out that he had just spoken?Could it be that this old man has an opinion on himself?
Wu Bin had the urge to cover his face.

I owe you this!Why did you speak directly without seeing the situation clearly?

Li Can gave Wu Bin a sympathetic look.

Brother, take care!

On the stage, the teacher of the logistics department stopped talking.To be precise, he was overwhelmed by this explanation.

traffic jam? !
The teacher of the logistics department's face became bitter again.

Traffic jam!
It's okay if it's a fake reason, but what if it's really a traffic jam?
In Huaxia and Yanjing, what is the most sufficient reason?

It's not that I'm going to shoot an old sow climbing a tree, or saving a rooster from going into the sea, but I'm watching the scenery on the third ring road.

From eighty-year-olds to attend VIP banquets, from three-year-olds who are late for no reason, to middle-aged lovers who go out to make appointments.The reason for the traffic jam is really tried and tested and irreplaceable!

The uncertainty of traffic jams is unprecedented.You don't know when the traffic jam will happen, and you don't know how long you can be stuck in the traffic jam.Especially the most influential road in the traffic jam - the Third Ring Road!

Third Ring Road!There is one more ring than the second ring, and one less than the fourth ring, but when it comes to the power of traffic jams, the second ring and the fourth ring are more than combined!

The power of the third ring road, the logistics department teacher is not ignorant.If you really dare to drive the car onto the overpass, I guarantee that you will not move 100 meters in half an hour.However, there are still many people who dare to do this, so it caused a grand occasion where no one could move.

If it really gets stuck on the Third Ring Road, I'm afraid that Professor Kong won't be able to come this morning.

"No, today is not Saturday, can the power of the traffic jam on the third ring road be unleashed?"

"right……"

The teacher in the logistics department thought about it.

Today... looks like Sunday! !
……

Bai Xuecai didn't care what day of the week it was, and he didn't bother to care about when the game would start.

He sat alone in the corner, looking at his phone silently.

Well, in this corner, there is actually a long table, and on the table, there is a sign that reads "Examiner".

Bai Xue didn't pay attention to what this brand was. He positioned himself as the same as Wang Wenqing today - a soy sauce existence.

Even Ye Qinghan didn't notice that there was a shaking human head in this corner.

There are two earphones plugged into this person's head, and he is shaking his head slightly to the rhythm of the music on the phone.

The screen on the phone shows the panda live broadcast.This time, Bai Xue didn't open a live broadcast room by himself, but sneaked into the live broadcast room of another anchor.

This anchor is still well-known in the entertainment industry, and he has a persistent pursuit of games, so he went to Panda Live, a subsidiary of Penguin, to open a live broadcast room.

"Okay brothers, here is a confession balloon for everyone, to cheer up the ci dick just now!" A certain week said happily, sticking out his big tongue.

Bai Xue has heard of the game of eating chicken. When doing live broadcasts before, you can often see that some live broadcast rooms call for millions of viewers under the name of eating chicken.

At that time, Bai Xue was still wondering, "eating chicken" is something that can't be put on the stage, but someone still uses it for live broadcast?Hot eyes ah there wood there!
However, after Bai Xue opened the live broadcast room with excitement and curiosity, he realized, oh, this is a game!

And now, this anchor named Zhou is playing this game with ambiguous names, and is going to sing a little love song to cheer up the fun.

"Will Jay Chou start to show the hazy beauty of his language again?" Netizen A.

"Director Jay, we want to hear nunchucks!" Netizen B.

"Who eats chicken and puts up advertising balloons!" Netizen C.

"Old Wang's house next door to me..." Netizen Ding.

In the screen, Jay Chou's next game has already started, he took a deep breath, and the voice of the love song slowly came out of his mouth:

"You said you were a bit difficult to chase, so I'll break your legs. You don't need to choose the most expensive gift, and a wheelchair will push you..."

"Create a cool date, ignore being wanted, and commit the crime of intentional injury for you..."

"666..." Hundreds of bamboos quickly moved up in the public screen.

"Honey, don't be self-willed, even the criminal police can't catch love..."

"Honey, falling in love with you, prison diary, memory of picking up soap."

"Stop singing, get off the plane!" A roar that only belonged to men appeared on Jay Chou's computer.

Jay Chou's figure had already flown over the mountain and the sea, and came to the depths of the sea.

Bai Xue was completely immersed in the live broadcast room. While swaying his body from side to side, a mysterious smile appeared on his mouth.

"Bai Xue, what do you think of this candidate's answer?" Bai Xue felt that someone beside him was smiling cheerfully.

Bai Xue was startled, Aiku38 instantly locked the screen, Bai Xue unplugged the earphones, and looked to the side blankly.

Already started?

There were some bad thoughts in Bai Xue's mind.

Some people ask themselves what do they think?
While there were more bad thoughts in Bai Xue's mind, he was also a little bit confused.

however……

He only saw two big smiling faces next to him.

(End of this chapter)