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Chapter 65 Changan 3 Stupid Taste
Chapter 65
Fang Yi was itching unbearably, and he felt uncomfortable all over.
"Sister Xiaomei, good sister, let me take a look, even just for a glance! Please!" Fang Yizhi begged.
A court lady who happened to pass by, when she heard Fang Yizhi's words, she rolled her eyes, in broad daylight, she begged a twenty-eight-year-old girl to let him have a look, what is this?Disciple, shameless!
How could Xiaomei not be able to hear the salty taste in these words, if she hadn't been in the way of face, she would have jumped up and beat Fang Yizhi's dog's head violently.
She made a decision in her heart, that is, to ignore Fang Yizhi and just do her own thing well.
On the way, Fang Yizhi kept begging Xiaomei, but Xiaomei seemed to be deaf and ignored Fang Yizhi's words.
The two stood outside to observe, and the selection had already started inside.
"Cui Yifu, Yongmei..."
"Wang Xiaofu, Yongxue..."
"Fang Zhiquan, a beautiful woman by the Weishui River..."
Fang Yi listened to a few songs, and found it very boring, all of them were not as powerful as the one he heard before, he said: "Hurry up and take this song of chivalrous conduct for everyone to taste and taste, you see those guys wrote it. What is it? The more I listen to it, the more I feel uncomfortable!" Fang Yi said straight.
Xiaomei finally spoke up: "You are not allowed to slander other people's poems! Your Highness's Knightly Action will naturally be the finale. I will take it to the end and surprise everyone!"
Fang Yi sighed, okay...
As the selection progressed, more and more people came. Li Chengqian, Du He, Fang Jun, Li Tai and others all came. Most of them came to join in the fun. He didn't want to come, but Du He forced him to come.
The poem carefully selected by Du He was given to Li Chengqian. If he didn't go, wouldn't it be a waste?Du He didn't agree to anything!
When they arrived at the poetry meeting, Du He pulled Li Chengqian aside and asked, "Have you memorized that poem?"
Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "Remember."
"Really?"
"real."
Du He didn't ask Li Chengqian to recite it again, he believed in Li Chengqian.
Fang Jun was a little excited when he saw his brother holding his pants in his hand. He touched them and found that the pants were dry.
He pulled his pants from Fang Yizhi's hand, Fang Yizhi frowned: "What are you going to do?"
"Change your pants." Fang Jun said.
Fang Yi felt a little dizzy: "Aren't you wearing pants? They are also your pants. Why do you want to change?"
Fang Jun was taken aback, and looked at his legs, it seemed like this.
He stopped talking, looked around, and seeing Li Chengqian and Du He, he smiled and ran to join the big troops.
The three idiots in Chang'an gathered together, and the people nearby all went to Kai Nuo, which was regarded as respect for the three idiots, and there were some who didn't dislike them, such as Li Tai and Li You, who happened to have ample space, so they came and stood together.
"This year's poetry competition is fierce!" Fang Jun said.
"Yeah, it's really intense. My heart is pounding. I'm so nervous." Du He said.
Li Chengqian: "..."
After staying with the two of them all morning, Li Chengqian knew the depth of the two of them. I'm afraid that he didn't know what they were talking about now, as if he really knew poetry.
Li Chengqian, who was reading the poems, was very bored, and he yawned a lot.
Du He whispered: "Brother Tony, don't you feel sleepy and don't yawn in such a big way, it looks like you don't understand poetry, just squint your eyes a little."
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched: "I see, little Dudu, you are such a clever little ghost!"
He looked at Fang Jun and found that this guy was nodding frequently. Of course, his eyes were dull and his face was expressionless, obviously very sleepy.
Li Chengqian patted Du He on the arm and asked him to look at Fang Jun's stupidity.
After Du He saw it, he was amazed: "Fang Jun is really smart. This way he can sleep well, and he also looks like he knows poetry well. He will nod his head when he encounters a good sentence to express his approval. It's a good idea!"
Li Chengqian: "???"
He felt that when Du He and Fang Jun were by his side, there would be a wonderful chemical reaction. No matter what the two of them were usually like, now they were full-fledged second-hand youths.
Although the second-girl young man has a lot of fun, he really can't stand it. Why can these two people live so abstractly?Is there a Renaissance?
"How about I get out of the way, and you nod with him, and the good brothers will be neat and tidy." Li Chengqian said.
"Are you not treating us as good brothers?" The disappointment in Du He's tone was clearly visible.
What the hell am I!Li Chengqian was convinced, he was lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot!
"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian. +88"
"Let's all nod together, good brothers!" Li Chengqian said.
"This is a good brother!" Du He said excitedly.
The three of them began to nod frequently at the venue of the poetry meeting.
Li Chengqian felt secretly refreshed, really comfortable, damn it!
The several highnesses who were close to the three of them all thought that the three of them really started, and then consciously stayed a few steps away from the three of them, it is better to pretend that they don't know each other...
"Is there any young talent who wants to show his work?" Kong Yingda said, and it was almost the end of the poem review.
There was a moment of silence, and suddenly a childish voice said: "My name is Lu Zhaolin, can I read my poems?"
Lu Zhaolin!Li Chengqian's eyes widened suddenly, he disrupted the synchronization frequency of the three brothers' nodding, the other two were startled and woke up.
Fang Jun looked around blankly, wiped his saliva, and said, "Huh? Is it over?"
"No, I have a hunch that this kid named Lu Zhaolin will be the dark horse this time." Li Chengqian said.
Du He rubbed his eyes, glanced at Lu Zhaolin, and laughed: "Pfft, a five-year-old child can write poetry? I can't even speak well at the age of five."
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, why the hell do you think he is being stupid?
Lu Zhaolin said: "Last summer night, I was lying in the courtyard and saw stars all over the sky, like little bugs."
There was silence for a while, and then the room roared with laughter. Everyone laughed so happily. The poem written by this kid is so funny!
Only three of them didn't laugh, they were the different Chang'an Three Fools.
Du He and Fang Jun really felt that this kid was better than themselves, at least they wrote poems by themselves, they would only find someone to write for them, but Li Chengqian admired this little guy from the bottom of their hearts, he deserved to be a famous poet in history, five years old You can write such a good poem.
His requirements for antithesis and rhyme are not as high as that of the ancients. He just likes the pictures written in Lu Zhaolin's poem, which are beautiful and childlike.
Li Chengqian began to clap his hands: "Good poem! I like it! I want a thousand dollars to buy a poem!"
The other two followed Li Chengqian closely and applauded.
"Okay! I, Fang Jun, will spend two thousand on poetry!" Fang Jun clapped his hands.
"I'll spend three thousand!" Du He was not to be outdone.
Everyone looked at these three people blankly. When did money become so worthless?Just this poem, the average price is two thousand?I'm afraid I'm not sick!
Then, many people came to their senses that these three people were indeed not in a good mind, they were indeed sick...
I can't afford to eat anymore!A little recommendation ticket!I beg you!Although the recommended ticket cannot buy meals...
(End of this chapter)
Fang Yi was itching unbearably, and he felt uncomfortable all over.
"Sister Xiaomei, good sister, let me take a look, even just for a glance! Please!" Fang Yizhi begged.
A court lady who happened to pass by, when she heard Fang Yizhi's words, she rolled her eyes, in broad daylight, she begged a twenty-eight-year-old girl to let him have a look, what is this?Disciple, shameless!
How could Xiaomei not be able to hear the salty taste in these words, if she hadn't been in the way of face, she would have jumped up and beat Fang Yizhi's dog's head violently.
She made a decision in her heart, that is, to ignore Fang Yizhi and just do her own thing well.
On the way, Fang Yizhi kept begging Xiaomei, but Xiaomei seemed to be deaf and ignored Fang Yizhi's words.
The two stood outside to observe, and the selection had already started inside.
"Cui Yifu, Yongmei..."
"Wang Xiaofu, Yongxue..."
"Fang Zhiquan, a beautiful woman by the Weishui River..."
Fang Yi listened to a few songs, and found it very boring, all of them were not as powerful as the one he heard before, he said: "Hurry up and take this song of chivalrous conduct for everyone to taste and taste, you see those guys wrote it. What is it? The more I listen to it, the more I feel uncomfortable!" Fang Yi said straight.
Xiaomei finally spoke up: "You are not allowed to slander other people's poems! Your Highness's Knightly Action will naturally be the finale. I will take it to the end and surprise everyone!"
Fang Yi sighed, okay...
As the selection progressed, more and more people came. Li Chengqian, Du He, Fang Jun, Li Tai and others all came. Most of them came to join in the fun. He didn't want to come, but Du He forced him to come.
The poem carefully selected by Du He was given to Li Chengqian. If he didn't go, wouldn't it be a waste?Du He didn't agree to anything!
When they arrived at the poetry meeting, Du He pulled Li Chengqian aside and asked, "Have you memorized that poem?"
Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "Remember."
"Really?"
"real."
Du He didn't ask Li Chengqian to recite it again, he believed in Li Chengqian.
Fang Jun was a little excited when he saw his brother holding his pants in his hand. He touched them and found that the pants were dry.
He pulled his pants from Fang Yizhi's hand, Fang Yizhi frowned: "What are you going to do?"
"Change your pants." Fang Jun said.
Fang Yi felt a little dizzy: "Aren't you wearing pants? They are also your pants. Why do you want to change?"
Fang Jun was taken aback, and looked at his legs, it seemed like this.
He stopped talking, looked around, and seeing Li Chengqian and Du He, he smiled and ran to join the big troops.
The three idiots in Chang'an gathered together, and the people nearby all went to Kai Nuo, which was regarded as respect for the three idiots, and there were some who didn't dislike them, such as Li Tai and Li You, who happened to have ample space, so they came and stood together.
"This year's poetry competition is fierce!" Fang Jun said.
"Yeah, it's really intense. My heart is pounding. I'm so nervous." Du He said.
Li Chengqian: "..."
After staying with the two of them all morning, Li Chengqian knew the depth of the two of them. I'm afraid that he didn't know what they were talking about now, as if he really knew poetry.
Li Chengqian, who was reading the poems, was very bored, and he yawned a lot.
Du He whispered: "Brother Tony, don't you feel sleepy and don't yawn in such a big way, it looks like you don't understand poetry, just squint your eyes a little."
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched: "I see, little Dudu, you are such a clever little ghost!"
He looked at Fang Jun and found that this guy was nodding frequently. Of course, his eyes were dull and his face was expressionless, obviously very sleepy.
Li Chengqian patted Du He on the arm and asked him to look at Fang Jun's stupidity.
After Du He saw it, he was amazed: "Fang Jun is really smart. This way he can sleep well, and he also looks like he knows poetry well. He will nod his head when he encounters a good sentence to express his approval. It's a good idea!"
Li Chengqian: "???"
He felt that when Du He and Fang Jun were by his side, there would be a wonderful chemical reaction. No matter what the two of them were usually like, now they were full-fledged second-hand youths.
Although the second-girl young man has a lot of fun, he really can't stand it. Why can these two people live so abstractly?Is there a Renaissance?
"How about I get out of the way, and you nod with him, and the good brothers will be neat and tidy." Li Chengqian said.
"Are you not treating us as good brothers?" The disappointment in Du He's tone was clearly visible.
What the hell am I!Li Chengqian was convinced, he was lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot!
"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian. +88"
"Let's all nod together, good brothers!" Li Chengqian said.
"This is a good brother!" Du He said excitedly.
The three of them began to nod frequently at the venue of the poetry meeting.
Li Chengqian felt secretly refreshed, really comfortable, damn it!
The several highnesses who were close to the three of them all thought that the three of them really started, and then consciously stayed a few steps away from the three of them, it is better to pretend that they don't know each other...
"Is there any young talent who wants to show his work?" Kong Yingda said, and it was almost the end of the poem review.
There was a moment of silence, and suddenly a childish voice said: "My name is Lu Zhaolin, can I read my poems?"
Lu Zhaolin!Li Chengqian's eyes widened suddenly, he disrupted the synchronization frequency of the three brothers' nodding, the other two were startled and woke up.
Fang Jun looked around blankly, wiped his saliva, and said, "Huh? Is it over?"
"No, I have a hunch that this kid named Lu Zhaolin will be the dark horse this time." Li Chengqian said.
Du He rubbed his eyes, glanced at Lu Zhaolin, and laughed: "Pfft, a five-year-old child can write poetry? I can't even speak well at the age of five."
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, why the hell do you think he is being stupid?
Lu Zhaolin said: "Last summer night, I was lying in the courtyard and saw stars all over the sky, like little bugs."
There was silence for a while, and then the room roared with laughter. Everyone laughed so happily. The poem written by this kid is so funny!
Only three of them didn't laugh, they were the different Chang'an Three Fools.
Du He and Fang Jun really felt that this kid was better than themselves, at least they wrote poems by themselves, they would only find someone to write for them, but Li Chengqian admired this little guy from the bottom of their hearts, he deserved to be a famous poet in history, five years old You can write such a good poem.
His requirements for antithesis and rhyme are not as high as that of the ancients. He just likes the pictures written in Lu Zhaolin's poem, which are beautiful and childlike.
Li Chengqian began to clap his hands: "Good poem! I like it! I want a thousand dollars to buy a poem!"
The other two followed Li Chengqian closely and applauded.
"Okay! I, Fang Jun, will spend two thousand on poetry!" Fang Jun clapped his hands.
"I'll spend three thousand!" Du He was not to be outdone.
Everyone looked at these three people blankly. When did money become so worthless?Just this poem, the average price is two thousand?I'm afraid I'm not sick!
Then, many people came to their senses that these three people were indeed not in a good mind, they were indeed sick...
I can't afford to eat anymore!A little recommendation ticket!I beg you!Although the recommended ticket cannot buy meals...
(End of this chapter)
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