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Chapter 53 Wang De's Persecution Paranoia
Wang De was still puzzled, but Li Er squirted out a mouthful of Coke. Li Chengqian had already jumped three meters away and didn't get any Coke. He breathed a sigh of relief, what a thrill!
Wang De, who was baptized by a big mouthful of Coke, was momentarily stunned. He stared blankly at Li Er, wiped his face with his hand, and said, "Your Majesty, is there something wrong with this Coke?"

"Spicy, so spicy!"

Li Er stuck out his tongue and fanned the wind with his hands. He spoke with a big tongue.

Wang De felt bitter, is this spicy?Is there cornel in this cola?Damn Li Chengqian!
"Negative emotion value from Wang De, +125"

Li Chengqian didn't feel sorry for Wang De, and even wanted to laugh a little. Wang De's current appearance was not a drowned chicken, but a cola chicken.

Wang Dedao: "His Royal Highness, you actually used such a spicy cola to please His Majesty, are you guilty?"

"Hehe, take a closer look." Li Chengqian said.

Wang De looked at Li Er.

"Huh? What's going on, why do I feel a hint of sweetness in my mouth now? No, this sweetness is becoming more and more obvious, this is..." Li Er closed his eyes and pondered silently.

As an emperor who has tasted countless delicacies, this bit of sweetness is really nothing, but the rainbow after the storm is the most beautiful. Li Er was shocked by the pungent and spicy taste of Coke at the beginning. A power to heal wounds.

He held the Coke again and put it near his mouth, Wang De quickly avoided it.

Li Er squinted his eyes, took a sip cautiously, then pumped the Coke in his mouth to let the bubbles finish, and finally swallowed the Coke after rinsing his mouth.

"Ah..." Li Er let out a contented sound.

The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched, what kind of drinking method is this?Too bad!What is the difference between drinking Coke in your mouth for such a long time before swallowing it and drinking syrup?It's not as convenient as drinking syrup.

"Gao Ming, this Coke is so delicious, I've never had such a delicious thing." Li Er said.

Li Chengqian curled his lips: "To be honest, drinking like this, you can't even drink half of the refreshing feeling of this cola. What you drink is ordinary sugar water. What's the point?"

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +108"

"How should I drink it?" Li Er asked.

"It's very simple, swallow it in big gulps, don't stir it in your mouth." Li Chengqian said.

Hearing this, Li Er frowned. He was a little clear about this thing. Looking at the dark cola, there were not many bubbles in it. When he drank it into his mouth, he stirred it up a little, and it actually gave him a feeling that the cola was full of air. Feel.

If you drink this, wouldn't it be...

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

But he still obeyed Li Chengqian's words and took a big sip, as if nothing happened.

"A few more bites." Li Chengqian said.

Li Er drank a few more sips, and suddenly, he felt something was wrong, he felt a sense of injustice in his chest, and he couldn't help it!

"belch……"

Wang De was stunned, and Ma Zhou looked envious.

"belch……"

Li Er burped again, a little smaller, and he felt better after the hiccup.

"I see. The essence of this Coke is here. As the saying goes, there are two joys in life, hiccups and farting. After these two hiccups, I feel comfortable. Gao Ming, do you still have this Coke?" Li Er asked.

"It's gone." Li Chengqian said.

Li Er sighed: "Unfortunately..."

Li Chengqian was a little curious: "Don't you want to know where this thing came from?"

Li Er smiled slightly: "Existence is reasonable, clever, I know it."

Li Chengqian: "..."

Very good, I have learned to answer quickly.

"I think that letting everyone eat chicken for a month can alleviate everyone's mood of not eating meat for a while, and it is not considered a violation of the meat ban. It can kill two birds with one stone. Isn't this very good?" Li Chengqian said.

Li Er was deep in thought. He also ate two unknown dishes of chicken, and he also drank the iced Coke. He was really satisfied. The chicken was delicious, and the Coke was also delicious. He really couldn't say anything now.

Cannibals have short mouths and soft hands!

Wang De said: "Your Majesty, think twice. It is taboo to change orders overnight. Since the ban on meat has been issued, it must be implemented meticulously. Otherwise, your Majesty's prestige may be completely lost."

When Li Er heard this, he was going to agree to Li Chengqian, but now he hesitated.

Li Chengqian was furious, what happened to Wang De?Li Er drinks the Coke, and Li Er sprays it, so why should you fight against him?Are you sick in your head?
Using his innate strength, he whispered to Wang De via voice transmission, "You damn eunuch."

"Negative emotion value from Wang De, +125"

Wang De looked at Li Chengqian and found that Li Chengqian was expressionless and motionless, and the others didn't respond either. He couldn't help wondering, did he hear wrong?

"You are a hermaphrodite." Li Chengqian continued.

"Negative emotion value from Wang De, +145"

He couldn't help it anymore and said: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince insulted me!"

Li Er: "???"

Li Er looked at Wang De in doubt: "I didn't hear a word."

Wang De looked at Ma Zhou, and Ma Zhou said, "I am the same, I didn't hear a word."

Finally, Wang De looked at Li Chengqian and found that Li Chengqian was looking at him with a smile. The provocative meaning in his eyes was obvious, and he was even more sure that it was Li Chengqian who did it.

"Hermaphrodites have rotten asses." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Wang De, +156"

Wang De was furious: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness is insulting me again, saying that I am a hermaphrodite with a rotten ass!"

Li Er was shocked, what happened, did Wang De even lose face in order to frame his son?How can anyone scold themselves like this?Could it be that he fell ill?

"Wang De, I'm afraid you are tired, you should go down and rest first," Li Er said.

After finishing speaking, Li Er waved his hand helplessly, and several guards stepped forward and forcibly pulled Wang De away who didn't want to leave.

"Gao Ming, you tell me the names of these two dishes first, I don't even know the names." Li Er said.

"The yellow one is called crispy fried chicken, and the black one is called cola chicken wings." Li Chengqian said.

"so……"

"That's right, you can make crispy fried chicken all the time. Just order the Coke chicken wings." Li Chengqian said.

"It's a pity!" Li Er sighed.

As he said that, he picked up another Coke chicken wing and started eating it.

"This matter will be done as you said, you all stand down." Li Er said vaguely with chicken wings in his mouth.

Li Chengqian left around a week ago, Li Er drove out the idlers and others, and ate all by himself, without any signs of eating, taking a sip of Coke from time to time, and hiccuping for a long time, it was simply not too pleasant.

The people outside were speechless when they heard these long hiccups, it was really disgusting.

"Your Highness, what happened to Wang De? Why did he suddenly go crazy, saying you were scolding him?" Ma Zhou asked.

"Actually, he is sick. It's called persecution paranoia. He always feels like I'm scolding him, but in fact, I didn't do that." Li Chengqian said.

Ma Zhou was suspicious, why had he never heard of the term persecution paranoia?strangeness……

(End of this chapter)