I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 32

Li Lizhi looked at Li Chengqian with wide eyes. She even felt that the big bubble gum in her mouth was tasteless. She clearly saw that Li Chengqian used something light and fluffy like a piece of paper, but it was different from the paper she had seen before. Why? After all, Li Chengqian looked very advanced with his paper.

"Brother, what kind of paper are you using?" Li Li asked.

Li Chengqian smiled slightly: "Toilet paper."

"Toilet... paper?" Li Li asked suspiciously, "Who made the paper?"

Li Chengqian was speechless, the little girl really has never seen anything in the world!To ask such a silly question.

"Toilet paper is not hygienic paper, it is a kind of paper used for cleaning, such as wiping buttocks and blowing noses." Li Chengqian said.

Li Lizhi was shocked: "Such pure white and precious paper is actually used to wipe your butt and blow your nose. This is simply a waste of money!"

"But that's what this paper is for. You can't write on it. You can still write with a ballpoint pen and pencil. If you write on it with a pen that uses ink, like a pen or brush, the ink will scatter into balls!" Li Chengqian said.

Li Lizhi blinked, Li Chengqian mentioned four kinds of pens, but she only knew one of them!She has never heard of the other three!She suddenly felt that she and her brother were not from the same world?
"Brother, can you give me some of this paper and let me see it?" Li Li asked.

"of course can."

After Li Chengqian finished speaking, he took out a compartment of toilet paper and handed it to Li Lizhi. Li Lizhi began to carefully appreciate this toilet paper that looks so beautiful but has such a low purpose.

After getting this toilet paper, her first impression was that it was very light and soft, and, just like what she had seen before, the paper was too white, almost as white as snow.

She looked so carefully that she could clearly see the jagged edges of each grid, and the small dots left when the two rows of toilet paper were pressed on both sides.

She even holds the toilet paper up to the sun and appreciates it like real jewellery.

Li Chengqian swallowed when he saw this, he thought he was an idiot, but he didn't expect his cheap younger sister to be so idiotic that she regarded a piece of toilet paper as a treasure.

While Li Chengqian was in a daze, Li Lizhi began to test the toughness of this toilet paper, and she found an amazing thing, that is, although the toilet paper looks very thin, its toughness is amazing!

She used a lot of strength, but she couldn't tear the toilet paper. Of course, the great strength here is for the paper.

"Brother, this paper is so strong, I can't tear it apart with such force!" Li Li demanded.

"It's toughness. Think about it. Its biggest function is to wipe your butt. If it's not tougher, wouldn't your fingers puncture it, and then your fingers will..." Li Chengqian's voice came out leisurely.

Although we have never communicated with each other about this kind of thing, it is a bit disgusting after all, but most of them have happened to me. Who hasn't accidentally punctured a few pieces of toilet paper when wiping their buttocks?
When his voice came out leisurely, everyone had already begun to imagine that the picture was so beautiful that it was disgusting.

"Negative emotional value from Li Lizhi, +145"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +153"

"From..."

"Brother, you are so disgusting!" Li Li confronted.

"The words are rough and unreasonable. Didn't I give an example to illustrate the toughness of this paper?"

"Brother, can you give me some more toilet paper, I want to use it." Li Lizhi begged.

Li Chengqian looked at this little girl in her teens in front of him, dressed in white, dancing with a ribbon on her lapel, with stars in her eyes, looking at him with anticipation, he felt his heart melted.

At this moment, he even felt that even if this sister asked him for the stars in the sky, he could take them off!
As an only child in the 21st century, the only child of his generation has a slogan, that is: The country owes me a younger sister. Now, he has more than one younger sister, more than a dozen started!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little emotional. Death from drought and death from waterlogging, maybe this is fate. Having too many sisters is also a worry.

Even though the beautiful princesses came out of the same womb, and one of them was even adopted by Empress Changsun, he still couldn't resist it!

Take my sister away!

Li Chengqian had no choice, he directly took out a brand new roll of toilet paper and handed it to Li Lizhi.

Li Lizhi snatched it away and began a body search.

"Strange, where did you get such a big roll of paper? Did you do tricks?" Li Li asked.

"It's really gone." Li Chengqian said helplessly.

Li Lizhi, who got the large roll of toilet paper, was in a good mood. She didn't want to stay any longer, so she wanted to go back.

"Don't you want that fashionable handbag?" Li Chengqian said.

"I have a handbag and I can't take it out to use, so let's forget it." Li Lizhi said.

"It's true, you don't suffer from poverty, you also suffer from inequality." Li Chengqian said.

After Li Lizhi went back, she quietly hid the roll of toilet paper. She was not as awesome as Li Chengqian, who could run to the toilet to test it out as soon as she got the toilet paper.

"Your Highness, Du He asked you to find him. He said that the first sale ceremony of stinky tofu is about to begin."

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Li Chengqian was pleasantly surprised.

He hurried to Du He's mansion, but was blocked outside the door, and Li Chengqian became angry immediately.

"What are you doing? Waiting in line at someone's door? Are you sick?" Li Chengqian said.

His words attracted everyone's attention. Everyone in line looked at Li Chengqian, and hurriedly saluted and stepped aside. Li Chengqian was taken aback for a while. What's going on? Is he so well-known?Anyone who knows him?

In fact, this is not the case. The reason why everyone knows him is because the identities of the people queuing up here are very unusual. They are all close friends of the ministers. Ordinary people may not know what His Highness the Crown Prince looks like, but these people do.

Li Chengqian swaggered in, Du He saw Li Chengqian and rushed over.

"You're here, I'm blocked by these guys and can't get out!" Du He said.

Li Chengqian frowned: "It's against you, dare to block the door of my good brother, which unit do you belong to? Since you are so unreasonable, then get out of here and let me crawl!"

"Negative emotion value from Zhao Qian, +56"

"Negative emotion value from Sun Li, +68"

"From..."

Everyone is speechless, who is being unreasonable? After all, they are also celebrities around the ministers. Many people kneel and lick them. When they get here, they have to crawl?
The person closest to him apologized and said with a smile: "Your Highness, the eldest grandson asked me to pick up the stinky tofu, do you want me to take some back for business?"

"Lord eldest grandson? I don't know him!" Li Chengqian said, "Climb out first for me, and don't hinder me from discussing things with my good brother."

"Negative emotion value from Lin Cong, +108"

Lin Cong is helpless, this master doesn't even know his own uncle, is it okay?What else can I do?Climb...

(End of this chapter)