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Chapter 237 Family Knowledge Contest
Prince's Mansion.

"Come on, I want to hold a competition!" Li Chengqian shouted loudly.

No one dared to answer Li Chengqian's words, he scared everyone a little bit.

After Li Chengqian came back, he didn't continue to go crazy, but sat and thought calmly. After everyone observed secretly, they discussed this matter aside.

They believed that this time, Li Chengqian was planning a more powerful way to deal with them.

This kind of calm is obviously the tranquility before the snowstorm!

Li Chengqian: "???"

When did his words stop working!He yelled so loudly that there was not even a single person who answered him!Are these people going to rebel?

Li Chengqian said: "I'll count to three, and give them to me, otherwise, the family law will take care of me! One, two..."

Xiao Ningzi took the lead, and all the others came out with their heads down, standing in front of Li Chengqian.

"Have you heard, I'm going to hold a competition." Li Chengqian said.

"I wonder what His Highness wants us to compete with?" Xiao Ningzi asked bravely.

Li Chengqian said: "It's not for you to compete, but for you to help me organize a competition for the common people to participate in."

Xiao Cui was stunned: "Everyone has complaints about not being allowed to pour swill and urine into the sewer, but we haven't solved it yet. What kind of competition are we going to hold?"

"In this case, let's hold a family life knowledge contest, which can not only promote knowledge, but also hold the competition I want to hold." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Ningzi asked: "It should cost a lot of money, Your Highness, it's better not to spend money on it. You have suspended many expensive businesses recently, and we are now making a lot of money every day!"

Li Chengqian said: "Oh, money is a bastard. Its function is to flow. It's meaningless to keep it here. Anyway, I can earn it back."

There was no other way, so everyone had to give up the idea of ​​dissuading Li Chengqian and start organizing a knowledge contest.

Li Chengqian did not forget to send the throwing cannon to Du He.

Dufu.

After Du He received the throwing cannon, he opened it and played for a while, and was immediately addicted to it. This thing is so fun!
"Little Orange, come here, Master, I have a little treasure for you to see." Du He said.

Little Orange was a little scared. Du He often did these unreliable things. She pretended not to hear and continued walking.

Du He said: "Little Orange, why are you running? I saw you trembling a bit. If you run again, I will not be polite!"

Little Orange had no choice but to turn around and said, "Young Master, what are your orders?"

"Come here and stand still, young master, I have learned a new magic trick called flick explosion, I want to show it to you." Du He said.

Little Orange: "..."

She had no choice but to walk over and stop beside Du He.

Du He said: "Look, I want to show you a show."

Du He took out a throwing cannon and threw it at Little Orange's feet.

Snapped……

Little Juzi jumped up in fright, Du He suddenly threw out a small object, but the sound was loud and piercing.

"How about it, am I good? Is my move very good?" Du He asked.

Xiao Juzi calmed down and said with a smile: "Young Master is so awesome, this move is too powerful!"

"Next, I'm going to use you for an experiment." Du He said.

Xiaojuzi hurriedly said: "Young master, don't, such a loud voice must be very painful, I'm afraid."

Du He has become very good at throwing the cannon, and he knows that the cannon-wiping is actually almost harmless.

He took out a falling cannon, and the little orange trembled all over, very frightened.

Du He smashed the cannon, and with a bang, Little Orange stared at Du He with wide eyes, Du He, isn't he afraid of pain?
Du He said: "Look, this thing doesn't hurt at all."

Little Orange said: "You mean, it's not your fairy art, but a toy, right?"

Du He said: "That's almost what it means. This is something His Highness gave me, and of course it's all good things."

Little Orange could only say, "Take it easy, I'm afraid."

Du He said: "Don't worry, I promise not to use any strength, I will throw it on you with a little effort."

Du He started to throw the cannon, and the first thing he tried was Little Orange's feet. After all, the feet were hard, and he could easily make a loud noise by throwing the cannon.

Thinking of this, Du He tried it out and threw the cannon on the instep of Little Orange. The moment the two touched, there was a snap.

"what!"

Little Tangerine jumped up!Du He trembled in fright.

Du He scolded: "Damn Du Yongwen, are you in pain? Why did you jump up all of a sudden, almost terrified me and fell to the ground!"

Little Orange blushed. Apart from the harsh sound, he really didn't feel anything else. It didn't even hurt when it hit his foot.

She could see that after breaking this thing, there was sand inside and a thin layer of paper outside.

Xiao Juzi hurriedly said: "It's okay, but Master, why do you say damn Du Yongwen when you are angry? How strange!"

She didn't think there was anything wrong with saying this, it was just pure curiosity.

"How do I know why? People in the Prince's Mansion will say this sentence when they are angry, frightened, or even happy. I tried it myself, and it's really comfortable. It's very enjoyable to say." Du Ho said.

Xiao Juzi looked innocent and didn't know what Du He meant.

Du He said, "Why don't you try it yourself and say it a few more times, you may feel the powerful charm of these six words."

Little Orange didn't dare to disobey Du He's order, so she could only say: "Damn Du Yongwen! Damn Du Yongwen! Damn Du Yongwen! Really, I said this three times, and my mood has improved a lot. This word seems to have magical power, so comfortable!"

Du He laughed: "Haha, let me tell you, you must have the same feeling as me. Damn it, Du Yongwen is really comfortable to say this. Look, is it true?"

After Xiaojuzi repeated Du Yongwen's dead mother three times, she even became more courageous. She stood upright with her head held high, waiting for Du He to throw the cannon.

Du He threw it again, crackling, so exciting!Everyone else who watched trembled, what the hell!It's about to kill someone!

Little Orange still looked like I was very happy and I liked it very much. Du He didn’t know what kind of ecstasy drug he gave her!

Du Gou, who was passing by by chance, was furious when he saw this scene.

"Du He! What are you doing? Who told you to bully your own family members!" Du Gou shouted.

Du He was taken aback: "I didn't! I was playing with her, look how happy she is smiling!"

Du Gou looked at Xiaojuzi seriously, and found that the little girl was really happy, smiling happily.

Du Gou said: "Little Orange, are you okay? If you are forced by him, just tell me and I will make the decision for you! You are rebelling!"

Xiao Juzi hurriedly said: "It's okay. The young master taught me something. After I said it, I felt much better. Moreover, the thing he threw didn't hurt at all, but it was itchy."

Du Gou was taken aback for a moment, and it was really the same as what Du He said. Could it be that what he heard and saw was all false?

When he heard this thing, he would make a loud and piercing sound, and every time he was frightened, his heart skipped a beat, but the little orange actually said it was all right?

Du Gou had no choice but to say: "Little Orange, what is he talking about? You tell me too, I'll give it a try and see if it's really that powerful."

Little Orange said: "Damn Du Yongwen!"

Du Gou: "???"

He was convinced, what kind of talk is this!Just such a simple sentence can make people feel better?Stop blowing!He thought it was impossible!

Du Gou said: "Okay! Du He, stop making trouble. His Royal Highness is holding a family knowledge competition. You are the only one in our family who has more free time. You want to represent our family in the competition."

Du He was stunned, family knowledge contest?damn it!He doesn’t know how to compete!It will definitely be embarrassing for him to participate this time!

He hurriedly said: "Brother, I don't want to go, my brain is not clear, and I can't remember things. At that time, not only will I not be able to win, but I may also embarrass our family. Isn't this bad luck!"

"It's okay, I didn't expect you to win, and besides, the prizes in this competition are not very good, they are all food and clothing, not any big prizes." Du Gou said.

The family knowledge competition organized by Li Chengqian actually didn't reward well. Rice, white flour, and clothes were the prizes for each level. The final prize was a luxurious toilet installed by the Prince's Mansion...

The toilet was naturally installed in Du He's house. After all, he is Li Chengqian's good brother. If there is anything convenient, of course it was bought for him very early.

Du He said: "So, even if I go to participate, you won't feel ashamed if I can't pass the first round?"

Du Gou's heart ached: "If you can win, try your best to win. If you can't win, let's talk about it. I don't care."

He actually cares a lot, okay?Du He, what can he do?Just don't get your hopes up.

Du He had no interest in finishing the cannonball. This was the first time he participated in a competition. Xiaojuzi finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although playing with this thing was fine, it was no good for her either.

Du Gou left, and he kept talking about his dead mother Du Yongwen, his dead mother Du Yongwen, his dead mother Du Yongwen.

Du Gou's eyes widened suddenly, showing deep doubts. Saying these words a few times, it really made his depressed mood better, which is really amazing!
Du Home ran to Li Chengqian non-stop, looking for Li Chengqian to do something.

Prince's Mansion.

"Brother Tony, I want to participate in your competition, do you have the answer to the competition? Give me one, I will stand out this time!" Duhe said.

After listening to Du He's words, Li Chengqian shook his head, "This kid, why don't you find a way to get ahead? You have to participate in the knowledge competition. Isn't this just making yourself unhappy?"
However, he still took out the freshly baked family quiz topic collection and threw it to Du He.

A thick book was thrown on Du He, and he took a few steps back from being hit, almost falling down.

Du He asked in surprise, "So thick?"

"Otherwise, do you think this thing will be very thin? This is a big competition held by Quan Chang'an, and the person who is selected in the end will get a set of luxurious toilet for free! You have it at home, but others don't. Everyone wants it very much." Yes." Li Chengqian said.

Du He was speechless, he still won a hammer!This one, he can't even remember three pages, okay?

"Remember well, first remember these simple questions first, the first round of competitions are all simple questions, very basic, you should know these things before." Li Chengqian said.

Du He flipped through it for a while, his face turned green, what are these things?He has never seen it!

People with stomach problems or stomach discomfort can drink porridge, which will make people feel better.

???

Barbecuing produces carcinogens, but teppanyaki does not, so eat more teppanyaki.

???

Small dust got into the eyes, close the eyes and cough a few times, the dust will come out.

???

Du He read some and his face was full of questions. It turned out that there were so many things in life that he didn't know!He is finished!He couldn't remember so much.

Li Chengqian sighed: "Hey, take your time, even if you don't win the game, you can still have some little tricks in life. In the future, when you encounter some small things, you can do them yourself."

Du He said: "However, there is a small dust in the eyes, and it is not only convenient to ask the maid to blow it for you, but also smells good. Why do you have to close your eyes and cough? Isn't this stupid?"

Li Chengqian: "..."

He rolled his eyes, why doesn't everyone have their own personal maid, okay?Besides, not every maid is so considerate, what if there is bad breath?

"Accompany him to read, I have other things to do outside." Li Chengqian said.

"Yes."

He also has to go to the Ministry of Housing and Industry to say hello, the Ministry of Housing will cooperate with the statistics of the participants, and the Ministry of Industry will fix the competition venue.

Obviously, this is another big business sponsored by Li Chengqian. If there is a first time, there will be a second time. The Ministry of Industry readily agreed, and the Ministry of Households is also willing to help.

There really isn't much to do these days, and it's a good thing to do as a big holiday, and maybe it can calm down the recent sewer practice.

Everyone has a lot of resentment about not allowing slop and feces to be poured into the sewer.

The news of the competition spread throughout the streets and alleys of Chang'an City, and everyone was discussing it. The rewards of the competition may not be a big deal to the rich and powerful, but they are still good for everyone.

After all, even if you only win the first round, there is a reward, a bucket of rice, enough to feed the whole family for a month.

"Have you heard? The Family Knowledge Contest is organized by His Royal Highness. It is said that there are many prizes, and there are prizes for each round of advancement!"

"I have participated, and only one person is allowed to participate in the family. I am the most knowledgeable in our family, and I will definitely win!"

"I'm different from you. I let my wife participate. He knows a lot about these things."

"Women's opinion, if there is anything more to say, it's better for us to participate."

……

Each square has also started to build a competition field, and each square has a sub-field for the competition, and the sub-field is also carefully arranged and very professional.

"Then, this competition is exclusively sponsored by our Chang'an Bank. At the same time, Prince Stinky Tofu, Oiran Tea Eggs, Trendy Clothing, etc. are named together. Before each competition, you have to read these advertisements, understand?" Li Chengqian said.

"Yes."

At the beginning of the first round of qualifiers, these advertisements caused an uproar...

(End of this chapter)