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Chapter 234
"Oh, a fish jumped into the river!" Xiao Cui said.

Li Chengqian: "..."

Du He said: "If you catch a fish, kill it! If you don't kill it, of course it will jump away, let alone these fish that don't even care about their lives just to jump around."

Xiaocui felt a little aggrieved: "But I don't know how to kill them..."

Li Chengqian said with a smile: "If you really don't know how to kill it, you can try drowning it."

???

"Hahahahaha..."

The people around laughed, drowning is such a nonsense!If fish can be drowned, they can be poisoned by the air!

Xiaocui blushed, she felt a little uncomfortable when so many people laughed at her.

The cause of this matter, Li Chengqian, also felt a little sorry, he said: "Du He, help her find a way."

Du He was taken aback, he thought of a way?Do you still need to think about it?Wouldn't it be enough to squeeze it to death?
He let go of the branches in his hand, and began to devote himself to crushing all the fish caught by Xiaocui to death.

Originally, the fish jumping in front of the branches were not big, they were all small fish about two inches. Of course, they couldn't bear the strength of Du He's hand. Every one of them had their eyes popped out when he pinched them. It was really scary.

For a while, no one noticed this, but when Du He pinched it to death more and more, more and more people saw these fish.

Li Chengqian, who was distracted from controlling the branches, also noticed this.

"Du He, can you stop being so disgusting? Why are you squeezing fish eyes out?" Li Chengqian asked.

Du He was suddenly dissatisfied: "You asked me to kill them, I don't do that, how can I kill them?"

Li Chengqian said, "Let's do this. Find some cattail grass and I'll teach you how to make it."

The cat's tail grass was all yellow, so Du He found a handful and put it by Li Chengqian's hand.

Li Chengqian held the branch in one hand, and picked up a jumping fish with the other. The fish that was still jumping in his hand was as dead as if it didn't move.

Then, Li Chengqian threaded the needle and threaded the fish on the cat's tail grass.

"See, this way, even if it's a living fish, it won't be able to escape!" Li Chengqian said.

Du He stared blankly at Li Chengqian, Li Chengqian's skills were obviously only those who lived by the river, and they were too proficient.

However, Li Chengqian has been in the palace since childhood, what's going on?

Du He imitated Li Chengqian's movements and stringed up all the fish. In this way, the fish could indeed be calmed down.

Du He was fiddling with it, and suddenly something occurred to him. He strung the fish together left and right.

"Look, don't they look like fish bones? Haha, I'm a genius at making fish bones out of skewers!" Du He said.

Everyone: "???"

This is genius?I'm afraid I'm not a fool!
Li Chengqian sighed, he had no choice but to endure it.

Seeing that everyone was busy catching fish in the air, Li Chengqian felt that everyone was a little dazed. He rubbed his chin and thought about it, since these fish could follow his branches to the shore.

So what happened when he put the tip of the branch on the bank near the water?

Li Chengqian pulled the branch back for a certain distance, and everyone was a little uncertain.

Xiao Ningzi said: "Your Highness, pull slowly, be careful that the fish will run away!"

However, after the branch was pulled back, the fish in the water kept jumping, and sure enough, they all jumped ashore.

Everyone was stunned, what the hell is this?There is such a magical operation?
"What the hell are you doing standing there? Hurry up and pick it up! Are you all idiots? Let's get rich!" Li Chengqian said.

???

Get rich?Li Chengqian bought this lake. Aren’t all the fish in it his?Where does the saying about getting rich come from?

"I'm coming!"

A guard from the Prince's Mansion came running out of breath, holding a basket in his hand, was he planning to use the basket to hold fish directly?
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, amazing!A little earthy suspicion, okay!
But he didn't say anything, everyone picked up for a while, and picked up a lot of fish, probably half of the basket, Wangcai's fish were neatly stacked aside.

Li Chengqian said: "Wangcai, do you want to take your fish back by yourself, or should we take it back for you?"

This matter is easy to choose. Of course, others help. It is a cat and it takes half a day to transport it.

Just when everyone was about to leave, the lake water suddenly rolled up, and then, a big bastard floated up and swam to the shore.

Du He was stunned: "What a big bastard!"

Li Chengqian: "..."

He doesn't know what this bastard is here for. Could it be that he has lived for too long and feels that Ba's life is meaningless, so he came to seek death?

Li Chengqian couldn't help but smacked his lips, Lao Wangba stewed the soup, it must taste very good!
Lao Wang Ba went ashore, climbed in front of Li Chengqian, and arched his back.

Li Chengqian was stunned, what does this mean?In heat?its not right!
The shell on the old bastard's back was completely covered by water plants, and Li Chengqian even felt that these aquatic plants grew on the old bastard's back.

Du He said: "This old tortoise looks like a lazy old tortoise at first glance. Grass has grown on its shell! It must be that grass grows because it doesn't move at all. However, such a tortoise must taste very good! "

Li Chengqian: "I've been thinking about eating all day, maybe someone came to me and wanted to ask me for help with something, not to deliver food to you."

Du He: "Why do you say that you are here? Although your move is very powerful!"

Li Chengqian was too lazy to quarrel with Du He, so he squatted down and began to clean the water plants on Lao Wang Ba's back.

Only then did he realize that these books and grass really grew on the old bastard's back!Because there is still a layer of mud under the grass.

Du He swallowed, this guy must taste good.

All the aquatic plants were removed, but the mud was difficult to deal with. Li Chengqian decided to wash it with water. After washing, the things on it appeared in everyone's eyes.

Many characters are written in bronze, which Li Chengqian doesn't know.

Li Chengqian asked: "Does any of you know what is written on this?"

Everyone shook their heads, they didn't know these words either.

Li Chengqian frowned, this is troublesome, they don't know what is written on it, so how can they help this bastard?

Li Chengqian thought about it, and said, "Give me some hints on what you want me to do."

Lao Wangba stretched out one foot and slid left and right on the ground, not knowing what he was doing.

"Wangcai, what do you think?" Li Chengqian asked.

His words came from Di Renjie's Yuan Fang, what do you think?

Wangcai: "..."

Wangcai wrote a word.

"wipe!"

Everyone was stunned, Wang Cai could actually write!Sure enough, they knew that Wangcai could communicate with Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian was taken aback, and slapped Wangcai on the head.

"Small things don't learn well, how did you learn to swear? It's still 1000 years ahead of the times!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone: "???"

More than 1000 years ahead of the times?What's the meaning?
Wangcai felt miserable. It was obviously translated truthfully, but he was slapped by Li Chengqian. It was really an unreasonable disaster!

"Negative emotion value from Wangcai, +125"

Li Chengqian looked at this word, and then thought about the old bastard's actions, a hint of understanding gradually appeared in his eyes.

"You mean, let me erase the writing on the back?" Li Chengqian asked.

Wangcai nodded.

Du He: "Wangcai, what does a mouse smell like?"

Wangcai: "..."

"Negative emotion value from Wangcai, +100"

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes. He was speechless. Wangcai was disgusted by Du He. Is it okay to vent his emotions to himself?
Li Chengqian thought for a while, and took out a rich woman's happy ball, which is a steel wool ball.

"Baby, look, how about this thing helping you erase the words on the case?" Li Chengqian said.

"The negative emotion value from Xiaoba, +144"

Li Chengqian was taken aback, with a negative emotion value of 144, this guy has a very high intelligence!
However, this negative emotional value let Li Chengqian know that this guy doesn't seem to want him to use steel wool.

Li Chengqian began to introduce the benefits of steel wool.

"Xiaoba, you have to know that this thing is very good, especially when washing pots, using steel wool is not very comfortable! You can wash the pot very clean!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was speechless, so they named them?Xiaoba?The old eight is almost the same!

Xiaoba shook his head, obviously he didn't want Li Chengqian to do this, what he thought was that Li Chengqian used other methods to get rid of the writing on it, and for Li Chengqian, he could use his hands.

Li Chengqian said: "Forget it, I will only use a steel wool ball to help you get rid of the words on your body. If you don't want to, then I can't help it."

Xiao Ba had no choice but to nod his head.

Li Chengqian put the steel wire ball on Xiaoba's back and said, "I'm starting."

He rubbed the words on Xiao Ba's back vigorously with a steel ball, and Xiao Ba felt a very strong feeling, this is the feeling of freedom!

As Li Chengqian erased the words on Xiaoba's back one by one, he felt more and more the sense of freedom in his body.

About 900 years ago, it met a very strange person. After picking it up, he didn't eat it, but carved letters on its back.

After the engraving, it felt that it was different from other bastards. It could think, but it was no longer free. It had to stay at the bottom of the lake and guard something.

That person, give it a ring, it must guard the ring all the time, the point is, that person has never come here to get it!

In a short time, Li Chengqian erased all the words, and the shell looked brand new, except that there were some traces of polishing.

Li Chengqian said: "It's comfortable, haha, I, Tony, can not only smooth out people's hair, but also smooth out bastards, hahahaha, it's fun!"

Du He: "???"

"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +111"

If you pull this guy Li Chengqian, you are obviously shaving his hair, okay?He remembered it again!
However, the previous shaving artifact was indeed very comfortable...

Xiao Ba kept nodding to Li Chengqian to express his gratitude, and then spit out what was in his mouth, and inside the mucus was a pure black ring.

Li Chengqian stared, what is this?
As we all know, there are long pearls in the shell. Could it be that the old bastard has a long ring in his mouth?

Xiao Ba turned around and walked towards the water.

Du He said, "Would you like to charge some styling fees? You help it clean up the words on its back, and it helps us fill our stomachs."

Li Chengqian: "..."

The reason actually sounded quite sufficient, and he couldn't refute it.

Xiaoba: "???"

"The negative emotion value from Xiaoba, +124"

It quickened its pace and hurried to the water. The ground was too dangerous, so it was better to go into the water.

Du He: "Oh, it's over, it ran away, I feel bad!"

"Isn't there still a ring left? Can someone wash it for me? There's bastard spit on it, I find it disgusting." Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was speechless, Li Chengqian felt disgusted, wouldn't they feel sick?This thing is really disgusting!

The bastard's slime seemed to stick to the ground, and they didn't want to do anything.

Li Chengqian looked around, then opened his mouth to speak.

Xiao Ningzi: "I'm coming! Your Highness, I will take the lead in this kind of thing!"

Li Chengqian: "It's not about letting you die, what are you afraid of?"

Xiao Ningzi: "..."

Anyway, no matter what, he was the one who did these things, so why not volunteer!

Xiao Ningzi has accepted her fate now, knowing Li Chengqian's temper.

He squatted down, and a very strange smell rushed straight into his nose.

"What a stinky slime!"

Xiao Ningzi screamed in his heart.

Li Chengqian has a sensitive nose and can smell this smell even from a distance. He knows exactly what Xiao Ningzi is facing.

This thing should be considered hundreds of years old thick phlegm?Just thinking about it makes me think it tastes great!
Xiao Ningzi held his breath, took the ring to the lake and began to wash it. As he washed it, he found a very miraculous thing, that is, many things floated up in the nearby water.

Little bugs, little fish, little shrimps...

"Smoke to death?" Xiao Ningzi was shocked!

Then, what about his hand, his hand shouldn't be useless...

Xiao Ningzi felt that the washing was almost done, so Li Chengqian threw him a piece of soap.

Xiao Ningzi: "???"

"Use this thing to wash, wash it for a while, and wash it clean, otherwise, I will let you know what cruelty is." Li Chengqian said.

No way, Xiao Ningzi had to continue washing with soap.

Xiao Ningzi sighed and began to rub the soap. After a while, his hands were full of foam. These foams were a bit too much for a small ring.

He felt that this thing was very powerful, and it actually foamed like this, which Saponaria couldn't do.

Duhe: "What is this?"

Li Chengqian: "It's just for washing clothes, it's no big deal."

It's Li Chengqian's standard answer again. Many things he says are no big deal, but are actually very powerful things.

"Which one is better compared to saponin powder?" Du He asked.

Li Chengqian said: "It depends on your choice. Soap washes quickly, and the things washed by saponin are good for people's health. After all, they are herbal laundry products."

Du He said: "It seems that saponin is better, I didn't expect you to have bad things, hahahaha!"

Li Chengqian: "..."

Is it okay to be despised?
"Your Highness, I think the smell has been washed away." Xiao Ningzi said.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "What do you think? I think so! Put it on your nose and take a big sniff."

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +122"

Xiao Ningzi had to smell it, but it really didn't taste good.

"Bring it here." Li Chengqian said.

(End of this chapter)