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Chapter 23 Du He Was Caught
While Xiaocui was crying silently, she continued to shave her legs. Li Chengqian just said this when she finished shaving one leg. She couldn't leave the other leg alone, could she?That's not very strange.

To be honest, Li Chengqian was very curious about what Xiaocui would do, and he was a little surprised to find that Xiaocui was still shaving her legs.

"Aren't you afraid to wear pure natural, non-polluting woolen trousers on both legs in the future?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Not afraid." Xiao Cui said.

When she spoke, even her voice trembled. How could she not be afraid? What this guy Li Chengqian said was really terrifying. The thought of his long, black, thick and thick leg hair gave her chills all over her body.

"I lied to you, it will remain the same in the future, and the kind of thing I said will not happen." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Cui obviously didn't believe it: "It's okay, Your Highness, even if it's true, I'm wearing a long skirt, and no one else can see it."

Li Chengqian sighed: "Forget it, you will know in the future that I didn't lie to you."

Suddenly someone came to Li Chengqian.

"His Royal Highness, Du He has been arrested."

Li Chengqian was taken aback, Du He was his good buddy after all, and the second generation official in Chang'an City, why was he arrested?

"Did he go whoring?" Li Chengqian asked.

The reporter looked at Li Chengqian like a fool.

Li Chengqian came to his senses: "That's right, it's not illegal to go whoring now, forget it, just take me to see him."

The two came all the way to the place where Du He was detained. Du He saw Li Chengqian as if he saw a savior.

"I was expecting you..." Du He said, "I'm so unlucky!"

"What's going on, speak slowly."

"The stinky tofu I made was fried, and I was arrested when I reported it to the officials nearby," Du He said.

Li Chengqian was speechless for a while, how could he have never heard of it when he made stinky tofu?
"There is no dead person, so why should you be arrested? Don't worry, I'll find someone!" Li Chengqian said, "There are still many things to do with these bastards!"

"Don't go, this time I was stumped. At that time, there were many dignitaries in Changsun Wuji's house next door. Even the old man Wuji was stunned by the smell. Changsun Chong said that even if the king of heaven came, he Make me suffer." Du He said.

"I don't believe it! At his age, he spends more time squatting in the toilet than we eat. Why does he faint when he smells a little shit? This is obviously an opportunity to mess with you. I can't swallow this breath. I'm going to help you fight the injustice now!" Li Chengqian said.

Du He was moved for a while: "You are really my good buddy!"

When he came to Changsun Wuji's house, it was Li Chengqian who was received by Changsun Chong.

"His Royal Highness, what can you do?" Changsun Chong said.

Li Chengqian doesn't beat around the bush.

"Let Du He go, this matter is actually my envoy." Li Chengqian said.

"Your Highness, don't talk nonsense. I know you have a good relationship and you want to help him, but everyone can't understand what he did. Otherwise, he wouldn't be staying in the prison now." Changsun Chong said.

"It's really my envoy. That extremely smelly thing is called Prince Stinky Tofu." Li Chengqian said, "It smells stinky and tastes delicious!"

"Negative emotion value from Changsun Chong, +156"

Chang Sun Chong was furious immediately: "Okay, it's actually you. My father was fainted by the smoke, and he only woke up all day and night. There is no need to discuss this matter, even if you go to His Majesty."

"Okay, since you said that, let's go to my father and judge!" Li Chengqian said.

He felt that Li Er would definitely favor him, after all, he was his biological son.

Inside Lizheng Hall.

"Father, I hope you can get someone to release Du He. He didn't do anything bad. Not only that, but he is also a food pioneer, which deserves encouragement and praise!" Li Chengqian said.

Changsun Chong said hurriedly: "This guy Du He went to buy the oiran's breast wraps the year before last, tried to rob a civilian girl last year, and threw feces in his own yard this year. If a guy like this is not locked up for a few months, I'm afraid he will rebel in the future." of!"

"You're talking nonsense!" Li Chengqian said angrily.

"Justice lies in the heart of the people." Changsun Chong said.

"Okay, you two, don't quarrel. I've heard about this matter. Du He did a little too much. Throwing feces in his own house is simply nonsense. It's appropriate to lock him up for a few days!" Li Er said.

"No! I'm not convinced!" Li Chengqian shouted.

"You have to obey if you obey, and you have to obey if you don't!" Changsun Chong said.

"Father, since you want to imprison Du He, why don't you imprison me too? The thing he makes is called Prince Stinky Tofu. I invented it. He didn't throw excrement at home. Besides, throwing excrement... The thing is to be spilled at the door of the enemy's house, wouldn't it be stupid to spill it at your own home?" Li Chengqian said.

Li Er fell into deep thought. Indeed, throwing excrement at his own house would be a stupid thing like killing five hundred enemies and injuring one thousand. Although Du He is a bit unreliable, he is not a fool.

"He must have done this because he was dissatisfied with our family. Anyway, our two families are close together. It is the same for him to throw dung in his own house, which is the same as throwing dung in our house, and he might be exempted from punishment. If it weren't for me Daddy fainted, he must still be at ease outside now." Changsun Chong said.

"Well, it makes some sense." Li Er said, "Gao Ming, tell me carefully, what exactly is that stinky tofu for the prince?"

Li Chengqian hurriedly said: "This prince's stinky tofu is a good thing. Although the name is vulgar, it is ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside, and it is strange in ordinary things. It is irresistible. It is just one word, delicious!"

"Stop blowing, I also smelled it at the time. That smell was clearly the smell of shit. Who would want to eat shit?" Changsun Chong said.

"Let me just talk about the scientific truth here! During the process of fermentation, pickling and post-fermentation of stinky tofu, a compound called hydrogen sulfide is produced, which has a pungent smell. After the protein is decomposed, that is Amino acids are produced, and amino acids have a delicious taste." Li Chengqian said, "That's why it tastes delicious."

What he said made Li Er and Chang Sun Chong stunned for a while, why couldn't they understand at all!

Li Chengqian lost his temper when he looked at the two people who looked confused.

"Let's make a bet. If the stinky tofu tastes good, Changsun Chong, you will drop the charges against Du He. If the stinky tofu doesn't taste good, I will go to jail with him!" Li Chengqian said.

"Okay, I'll bet with you!" Changsun Chong said.

He didn't believe that this kind of thing could really taste good.

"I want to ask father to be the referee." Li Chengqian said.

"Okay, His Majesty will definitely handle this matter fairly." Changsun Chong said.

"Negative emotion value from Li Er, +108"

He was a little dazed, how come he was clearly arranged by the two juniors when he didn't speak for a while?Who can stand this!Is there still Wang Fa?

He thought again, the bubble gum made by Li Chengqian is really delicious, maybe this stinky tofu is also good.

"How about this, I will be the referee with several ministers." Li Erdao, "Eldest Sun Chong, including your father."

"Okay, that's it!" Li Chengqian said.

(End of this chapter)