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Chapter 213 Du Yongwen's Avatar Ball!

The long sentence after autumn is like a long carnival for the people of Chang'an City, and the first execution is like the beginning of the carnival.

In this special carnival, everyone can use the filthiest language, the most vicious curses, and the craziest behavior to treat the death row prisoners on the execution ground.

What's the point?Decompression!In life, it is impossible not to be under a little bit of pressure, and the best way to reduce stress is to release your negative emotions.

For goodness sake, what a great stress reliever!

The onlookers were still shouting the two words "cut in half", as if there was some kind of magical power in these two words, just like the whispers of the ancient demon gods in their ears, full of magic!
Li Chengqian, who was on the viewing platform not far away, couldn't help but want to say something when he saw this scene.

"Have you seen that, this is human nature! Have you seen those four condemned prisoners who knew they didn't have to die today? Look at them, how happy they are smiling! The bright and pure smiles are like those of newborn babies. What is that? Smile? That is the smile of freedom, that is the smile of newborn!"

Everyone: "..."

They obviously have nothing to say about Li Chengqian's remarks. They think it's a bit too profound. Human nature is an eternal topic of discussion. Moreover, the word that is most afraid to test is the word human nature!
Sometimes, people are worse than animals!
Li Chengqian continued: "Unfortunately, those four people were happy too early, and this exposed a short-sightedness in human nature! They always think that miracles will happen, and they feel that they are the chosen one, but , Actually? Everyone is very ordinary, no different! Tomorrow, what they will accept is death! "

Xiao Ningzi was very puzzled: "What is the significance of doing this?"

"We have an old saying that what comes on paper is shallow, but you have to do it yourself if you don't know it. There is also a saying that it is better to have no books than to believe in books. When I read books, I often think about these two questions. Are the things in the book true or false? Should we believe them?" Li Chengqian said.

He continued: "This makes me want to practice the things in the book. I want to test whether the human nature mentioned in a classic book is the real human nature, or these things are all about Dumas. What I imagine does not exist in reality.”

"Then, Your Highness, what is your conclusion?" Xiao Ningzi asked.

"That's right, what Alexandre Dumas wrote, the human nature he described are all real, you see, human nature, how strange he is!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone is wondering, is human nature strange?This sentence itself is very strange!

They feel that human nature should be ugly and false.

Mo Yu asked: "Where is the strangeness?"

"The strange thing is that here we can only see the ugly side of human nature, Du Yongwen's madness, the ecstasy of the other four people, and the happiness of the people watching. These things are all very bad things. I haven't seen them. The slightest bit makes me feel that human beings still have a place to shine." Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui said: "His Royal Highness's exploration of human nature and the practice of the content in the book, aren't these things very good?"

Li Chengqian was taken aback for a moment, he beat my Cui!Licking it!And the licking is on point, this guy really deserves to be a natural licking dog!
However, if you lick a dog, you will die, hehe.

"Tui'er, I'll give you a task." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Cui: "..."

Xiaocui somehow felt something was wrong, Li Chengqian looked at her so strangely, she was very scared!

"Your Highness, it's okay to say so." Xiao Cui said.

"Go and get Du Yongwen's head and bring it to me." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +155"

Sure enough, the matter Li Chengqian entrusted to her was simply not something a human would do!

What do you do with the head of a condemned prisoner?The phrase "use your head as a chamber pot" is just a joke!
Xiao Cui said, "What is Your Highness going to do?"

"You don't need to know this, you just need to bring your head back, and bring you the unlimited ID card, it's convenient to do things, you have to learn to use it!" Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui is overjoyed, this unlimited ID card is a good thing!People who have used the Prince's Mansion all say it's good and amazing, so of course she wants to use it too.

As for the matter of retrieving Du Yongwen's head, it didn't seem to be that uncomfortable. It was just a head retrieval. She could let others take it.

Xiaocui said: "Xiao Ningzi, you go with me."

Xiao Ningzi: "No!"

Li Chengqian: "Go."

Xiao Ningzi: "..."

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +155"

The two had no choice but to go down from the viewing platform to the execution place, looking for a chance to bring back Du Yongwen's head.

Li Ru shouted: "It's [-]:[-] noon, behead!"

This sound caused Li Chengqian to feel a lot of emotion. It's already noon. This is a game he played before...

The execution this time is different from the previous executions. The executioner does not use a knife to chop, but a guillotine.

As an executioner, there are many things to pay attention to, such as disinfection before execution.

Of course, in their view, this is not disinfection, because there is no concept of disinfection. It is just that during the long execution, the executioners discovered that as long as the knife is stained with human blood, it will be cursed.

These cursed knives, as long as a person's skin is slightly scratched, people will be infected with strange diseases.

This very common infection cannot be cured, it is a curse.

In the end, they found that spraying the knife with wine before execution made the curse disappear.

Therefore, it became a tradition to spray a sip of wine before execution.

To disinfect the guillotine, use a jar of wine directly.

The executioner did not forget to talk about this matter. He needed to say something to make himself less nervous. Even if he had been executed many times, this was the first time he had been cut in half!

"Du Yongwen, you made money. I used to drink a sip of wine and spray it on the knife, but you used a whole jar of wine!" said the executioner.

Du Yongwen, who was completely insane, couldn't understand what the executioner said.

The executioner put Du Yongwen under the big guillotine, he breathed a sigh of relief, and chopped down with a single blow.

The big guillotine went down basically without any hindrance, and it easily cut Du Yongwen in half.

The picture is too beautiful to describe.

The excited onlookers fell silent instead. This scene was much more disgusting than they had imagined.

Beheading before, it was just the head falling to the ground and blood spurting out, but this time, blood flowed from the intestines all over the place.

Du Yongwen felt a sharp pain, the kind that makes people faint. He opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

The executioner hastily moved his ear to it.

He knew that death row prisoners generally had secrets, and if Du Yongwen was forced to tell him the secrets, he would get rich!
In the past, there was a buddy who hung out with him, and he became prosperous after knowing such a secret. Now, he is a rich man and no longer has to do this kind of dirty work.

Du Yongwen said: "Brother, my butt hurts."

The executioner glanced at the bloody place and said, "It doesn't hurt, your butt has been separated from you a long time ago, you still hurt with a hammer!"

Du Yong said in a calm manner, "Oh, what I said, do you know, in fact..."

Executioner: "???"

What's going on?Stop talking halfway?Isn't this sick?

He patted Du Yongwen's face: "Tell me, what is it? Fuck!"

The executioner spat and kicked Du Yongwen, feeling very unhappy.

Li Ru left his seat, the people gradually dispersed, and the executioner had to deal with the funeral, which was very troublesome.

At this time, Xiao Cui and Xiao Ningzi, who had been waiting for a long time, came to the execution ground.

"Who? The execution ground is a heavy place, no trespassing!" said the executioner.

"We are here specifically to collect his head. Cut off his head and give it to us." Xiao Cui said.

She said, showing the infinite ID card to the executioner.

As the executioner saw, Xiao Cui's identity was a ghost messenger sent by the King of Hades to collect the heads of criminals.

He had imagined this kind of thing before, but he didn't expect it to actually exist, and he actually saw it.

This is not surprising, after all, if he did not imagine this thing, he would not see it on the infinite ID card.

"Master Ghost Messenger!" The executioner lay on the ground and kowtowed.

Tang people don't like to kowtow, but kowtowing is very necessary for ghost messengers like Xiao Cui.

Xiaocui: "Hurry up and do something."

"Hey!"

The executioner got up on the ground, began to cut off Du Yongwen's head, and quickly cut off Du Yongwen's head.

Then, he took out a special black cloth bag and put Du Yongwen's head in it.

"Master Gui Cha, this is Du Yongwen's head, given to you." the executioner said.

Xiaocui said, "This is a reward for you."

After she finished speaking, she directly threw the ten pennies to the executioner.

Executioner: "???"

Master Guichai is really too generous to make a move!

Just give him [-] yuan!He can't earn so much money in a year!

"Thank you, Mr. Ghost, come again next time!" said the executioner.

Xiao Cui: "..."

next time?She will never come again!
Xiao Ningzi carried Du Yongwen's head and followed Xiaocui back to find Li Chengqian.

"Xiao Cui, what do you think Your Highness is thinking? Why does he want this person's head?" Xiao Ningzi asked.

"How do I know? But I know that His Highness is a person who must take revenge. He must have his own ideas."

Xiaocui didn't think that Li Chengqian was wrong to do this. Those who despise their enemies will be ungrateful. If Li Chengqian has revenge, he will definitely take care of those who are kind to him. This is a person's character.

Not long after, the two returned to the observation building, and Li Chengqian had been waiting for them for a long time.

"You did a good job. Now, you have to transform it into a ball, and then play football with the children on the street." Li Chengqian said.

Two people: "..."

"Why is that?" Xiao Ningzi asked.

"You know, polo is popular among us now, but polo is a very difficult sport to learn, and it takes a lot of time." Li Chengqian said.

"And this ball, called a rubber ball, is specially played for children. In the future, when they are older, they can play football. We must start to catch football from now on, lest the national football team will not be able to do it in the future." Li Chengqian said.

The two were a little puzzled. In the future, the national football team?What does this have to do with them?

However, Li Chengqian's idea is good. After all, the development of sports is a very good thing and beneficial to the people.

"Why use Du Yongwen's head to make a ball?" Xiao Cui asked.

"This is purely a personal grievance. I have always been a person with clear grievances and grievances. I remember those who treat me well, and I also remember those who hurt me." Li Chengqian said.

He is not a bad person, but he is also a person with positive energy, and he requires a clear conscience in everything he does.

"Your Highness said it well, let's do it now!" Xiao Cui said.

"Oh, by the way, I even made up a nursery rhyme for you. You can sing and kick while playing football." Li Chengqian said.

"Please speak, Your Highness!" Xiao Cui said.

"Du Yongwen's head looks like a ball. I kicked it to a department store. The department store sells the ball. The more I look at it, the more it looks like Du Yongwen's head!" Li Chengqian said.

"Department store?" Xiaocui was a little puzzled, but after thinking about it, she could probably figure it out, it's a place where things are sold.

"Understood." Xiao Ningzi said.

The two thought of some ways to make Du Yongwen's head into a ball, which was a bit heavy, so they pumped out his brains.

When they came to the street, Xiao Ningzi said: "Little brothers and sisters, who wants to play ball with me?"

The children were a little scared when they saw this strange and strange man.

"Don't be afraid, I like playing with you the most!" Xiao Ningzi said.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." a little girl burst into tears after being frightened by Xiao Ningzi.

Xiao Ningzi: "..."

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +155"

Xiao Cui stood up and said, "Play with us, ten dollars per person."

Concise and concise.

The little girl burst into laughter, and Xiao Ningzi rolled her eyes. This guy Xiaocui is becoming more and more like Li Chengqian, and he mainly relies on his ability to do things.

Everyone started kicking the ball happily with Du Yongwen's head.

Xiaocui said: "I still have a song to teach you. Du Yongwen's head is a ball. I kicked it to the department store. The department store sells the ball. The more it looks like Du Yongwen's head!"

There are children here who are very interested in this kind of thing and learn it after listening to it once. They kicked Du Yongwen in the head and shouted this nursery rhyme.

"Du Yongwen's head looked like a rubber ball. I kicked it to a department store. The department store was selling rubber balls. The more I looked at it, the more it looked like Du Yongwen's head!"

Seeing the children playing happily, Xiao Cui also laughed. His Royal Highness is really a very powerful person. He not only avenged his own personal revenge, but also made the children play so happily. How wonderful!
Moreover, she is very clear that this nursery rhyme will definitely become popular. In the future, this nursery rhyme can be heard in many places, how wonderful it is!
Li Chengqian listened to the cheerful singing and laughter of children not far away, he couldn't help but also laughed, how beautiful this world is!What a cute little child!

Even if they're doing horrible things...

　Continue to explore human nature!I don't even know what I'm writing.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)